Dad and uncle fight every day
Chapter 15
Burn it once, burn it yourself sooner! "
He closed his eyes, threw the note out, and hugged Zhangchou tightly.
I really fucking hope that the headlines in tomorrow's newspapers won't be the ugly appearance of two people being burned to charcoal, so that he will feel bad when he dies!
The note fell on the door, but the fire did not go towards them, but burned through the entire door along the crack.Hu Jinran saw a man in white clothes approaching: "Brother, are you a human or a ghost?"
At this time, Heiwuchang opened the gate of the underworld, the whole building was enveloped by a gust of wind, and the living people began to fall asleep. The decoration in the corridor on the 24th floor peeled off at a speed visible to the naked eye, exposing the steel bars. nobody.
I'm afraid that when he beat the man in yellow robe, he was replaced inside.
At this time, Hei Wuchang transformed from a black cat into a human form and frowned: "Where did the two of them go?"
The sparrow sniffed his nose: "This is an illusion, people are still here, but we are covered by a layer of things so we can't see it."
Heiwuchang: "There are not many people with this kind of ability."
Sparrow's face was livid: "But there are not many."
It started to rain lightly outside, and the sparrow leaned on the steel bars: "What a bad night."
Hei Wuchang looked at Bai Wuchang's appearance: "Do you already know it in your heart?"
The sparrow sighed: "Whether there is a count or not, you and I know very well. I know what to do."
He changed back to his original shape, and pulled one of his own tails very distressed: "I have kept it for a long time! Every day, my dear ones use sesame oil to moisturize my hair!"
His tail feathers flew into the elevator room, flew through the illusion into Zhangchou's palm, and turned into a cloth bag.
Hu Jinran came out with Zhang Chou in his arms, looking at the three of them standing in front of him, "Why did this happen?"
There are steel bars everywhere, broken wood chips and plastic boards everywhere. He is very nervous: "Is this building going to collapse? Are you people or ghosts?!"
Bai Wuchang scratched his chin: "We must be ghosts, do you think we have shadows?"
Hu Jinran's expression collapsed: "So... am I already dead?"
The sparrow was very cooperative at this time: "Yes, the kind that is so dead that you can't get it back even if you go to the underworld."
Hu Jinran: "Is it so sudden... What about him? He died too?!"
The sparrow leaned over and rolled his eyelids and looked: "This is not bad, it's not dead."
He reached out and grabbed a bell out of thin air and shook it: "You will die if you leave your soul for too long, come back quickly!"
A light yellow light penetrated into Zhangchou's body along with the sound, he opened his eyes and felt very wronged: "You fucking beat me!"
Hu Jinran tilted his head: "What's the matter? What can I do if you're not awake and still talking weirdly?! Hitting you is considered light! Just stand by and watch me beat you!"
The sparrow separated the two: "If you want to fight back, if you want to fight back, you two are the same. Why do you want to fight when you meet? If you don't fight, you won't be happy!"
Zhangchou was very sad and angry: "What can I do? I don't know! Who are you?!"
Sparrow: "Let me introduce, these two are black and white, we are just waiting to die, you are now pre-registered in the underworld, show some respect!"
Zhangchou's expression was very serious: "Is black and white impermanent? I'm dead, can I grant one wish?"
Bai Wuchang looked easy to talk: "What wish?"
Zhangchou: "Where is my father's soul? I want to beat him up! My mother stopped me from beating him when he was alive, but I can always beat him when he is dead!"
Hu Jinran clicked his tongue twice: "Are you and your father not sharing the same hatred?"
Hei Wuchang took out a notebook from his pocket: "Your father...hasn't reported to the underworld yet. If he gives you dreams, remember to persuade him to reincarnate as soon as possible, so that you can turn around."
Zhangchou became even more angry: "He's dead and still making trouble?!"
Bai Wuchang wants to say that the person is on you: "He is..."
As a result, the sparrow covered his mouth: "He's in a certain corner, don't worry, he will report it, and I will definitely arrange a private room for you when the time comes, so you don't have any problem beating him up."
Bai Wuchang was very wronged, now the two souls are in front of him, why not accept it!
He turned into a cat and lay in Heiwuchang's arms, meowing and cursing a few words.
The sparrows drove the black and white impermanence into the wall, and the corridor returned to its original state in a blink of an eye.
Hu Jinran had no expression on his face: "Did the scene change so quickly?"
Zhangchou echoed: "Yeah, didn't the staff remind me?!"
Sparrow: "Come on, you two, you're not dead yet. You don't come out at night recently, especially you."
He took out a talisman from his pocket and threw it to Zhangchou: "Are you going back? Give this to your mother, let her boil water to drink when the sun rises in the morning, and it will satisfy her one wish."
Zhangchou quickly took it back: "How do you know my mother's wish?"
The sparrow snorted: "What other wish does your mother have, isn't she just to see Qiu Xiaoqiu?"
Zhang Chou froze: "You know?"
Sparrow put his hands on his hips: "Of course I know, your original name was not Zhangchou. You disliked the original name and changed it to yourself. Otherwise, your father would have found you a long time ago. How could it have taken so long?"
Hu Jinran was very curious: "So what was his original name? Are the family conflicts so serious?"
Zhangchou turned around and scolded him: "You fucking shut up!"
He shut up obediently, like a brat who broke into the head teacher's office at this moment.
Zhangchou held the talisman tightly: "Can my mother still see my aunt?"
Sparrow raised his head: "Sincerity leads to spirit, don't worry."
It is not difficult to meet one side before death.
Zhangchou breathed a sigh of relief: "How do I fulfill my wish? Do I want money, so I'll go and offer some more incense?"
The sparrow walked out: "No need. I will get the reward I deserve. Don't worry, it won't be your life."
He disappeared into the corridor, at this moment, his colleague came down from upstairs, "Zhangchou, why the hell did it take you so long to go downstairs?!"
He saw the two people in a panic: "emmm... so you are in a hurry to fight again?"
Zhangchou wanted to say that he might have seen a ghost, but he opened his mouth and didn't make a sound. He could only nod his head, "Yes, I had another fight with Mr. Hu, and I was arrested by the police when I didn't enjoy the fight in the restaurant."
Hu Jinran nodded along with a complicated expression: "Yes, I've enjoyed the fight."
------------
fourteen,
Zhang Chou was stunned, he felt that his body was out of control.
Hu Jinran was at a loss at this time, and had no idea what was going on outside the elevator.
The dirty person is actually a sparrow, he deliberately changed his appearance so that Hu Jinran would not recognize it.
He whistled, and stretched out his hand to push the yellow-robed man to the floor. Just as he was about to punch out his prototype, one vine after another stretched out from the ceiling above his head, trying to imprison him.The sparrow took a step back and dodged with its head tilted. At the same time, its arms turned into wings again. After a while, pieces of feathers flew out in the narrow corridor, and when they were nailed to the wall and turned into sharp knives, they cut off all the vines.
The man in yellow stood up with his support against the wall, his eyes were bloodshot: "What are you... a running dog..."
The sparrow approached him with a smile on his face, and with every step, pieces of clean feathers fell on the ground: "A running dog? That's right, when you signed the agreement, you were still a young boy, seeing how hard it is for you to cultivate, you will be able to do it anyway." In human form..."
He slapped weakly: "It's because I've been too slack with you all these years that you dare to stand up and talk to me?"
Hearing this, the man in yellow knelt down on his knees. He struggled to raise his head, but in the end he was held down by a force, thinking so much about Zhang Chou just now.
The sparrow picked up his feathers with some distress: "I am so busy doing these things for you every day that I don't even take care of them properly. What do you think I should do?"
He couldn't answer because the sparrow had grabbed his neck and lifted him off the ground like a toy.
The sparrow tilted his head, and his smile became more and more presumptuous: "A little thing who has only practiced for 300 years, dare to call himself a real king? Someday I will strip you of your skin, and then be your real king!"
He threw the man in yellow on the ground, and a big hole was sunk in the floor. At this time, the man in yellow appeared in his original form, a weasel that was only as long as an arm.
The sparrow whistled, and a big hole appeared out of thin air on the wall, and a black cat came out of the hole. His dark green pupils looked particularly good under the light at this time: "Thank you, Xianjun."
The sparrow sneered: "Did Xiaobai live too comfortably all these years? This kind of little thing can hurt him, and you are too pampered."
The black cat lowered its head and leaned over to bite the weasel's leg with its mouth, directly biting off his leg: "Xianjun taught me a lesson. I must discipline him well."
Sparrow frowned: "No, it's just not."
The black cat let go: "What?"
He remembered Hu Jinran and Zhang Chou who were still in the elevator, and took a step forward to open the elevator door: "Oops!"
At this time, Hu Jinran was still holding Zhang Chou with one hand, while frantically pressing the number keys of the elevator with the other hand.
He felt that he might not be able to survive tonight. He knew that he had already bought personal accident insurance!Otherwise, this kind of unnatural death would not leave much money at all!
Zhangchou sat up in a daze, his figure was like a doll, and he muttered: "The supreme true king has boundless magic power. Take refuge as soon as possible, and you will be right when you turn back."
When Hu Jinran heard him speak, his whole body trembled: "Zhangchou, what the hell are you talking about, Zhangchou!"
Zhangchou didn't reply to him, but just repeated, Hu Jinran clenched his fists and hit him: "Go to hell with the Supreme True Monarch...you want to fall in love with my daughter and you want to fall in love with him..."
The elevator room is really a wonderful secret room. He cursed and beat him, feeling that he was trapped in a coffin virtually.at this time
He closed his eyes, threw the note out, and hugged Zhangchou tightly.
I really fucking hope that the headlines in tomorrow's newspapers won't be the ugly appearance of two people being burned to charcoal, so that he will feel bad when he dies!
The note fell on the door, but the fire did not go towards them, but burned through the entire door along the crack.Hu Jinran saw a man in white clothes approaching: "Brother, are you a human or a ghost?"
At this time, Heiwuchang opened the gate of the underworld, the whole building was enveloped by a gust of wind, and the living people began to fall asleep. The decoration in the corridor on the 24th floor peeled off at a speed visible to the naked eye, exposing the steel bars. nobody.
I'm afraid that when he beat the man in yellow robe, he was replaced inside.
At this time, Hei Wuchang transformed from a black cat into a human form and frowned: "Where did the two of them go?"
The sparrow sniffed his nose: "This is an illusion, people are still here, but we are covered by a layer of things so we can't see it."
Heiwuchang: "There are not many people with this kind of ability."
Sparrow's face was livid: "But there are not many."
It started to rain lightly outside, and the sparrow leaned on the steel bars: "What a bad night."
Hei Wuchang looked at Bai Wuchang's appearance: "Do you already know it in your heart?"
The sparrow sighed: "Whether there is a count or not, you and I know very well. I know what to do."
He changed back to his original shape, and pulled one of his own tails very distressed: "I have kept it for a long time! Every day, my dear ones use sesame oil to moisturize my hair!"
His tail feathers flew into the elevator room, flew through the illusion into Zhangchou's palm, and turned into a cloth bag.
Hu Jinran came out with Zhang Chou in his arms, looking at the three of them standing in front of him, "Why did this happen?"
There are steel bars everywhere, broken wood chips and plastic boards everywhere. He is very nervous: "Is this building going to collapse? Are you people or ghosts?!"
Bai Wuchang scratched his chin: "We must be ghosts, do you think we have shadows?"
Hu Jinran's expression collapsed: "So... am I already dead?"
The sparrow was very cooperative at this time: "Yes, the kind that is so dead that you can't get it back even if you go to the underworld."
Hu Jinran: "Is it so sudden... What about him? He died too?!"
The sparrow leaned over and rolled his eyelids and looked: "This is not bad, it's not dead."
He reached out and grabbed a bell out of thin air and shook it: "You will die if you leave your soul for too long, come back quickly!"
A light yellow light penetrated into Zhangchou's body along with the sound, he opened his eyes and felt very wronged: "You fucking beat me!"
Hu Jinran tilted his head: "What's the matter? What can I do if you're not awake and still talking weirdly?! Hitting you is considered light! Just stand by and watch me beat you!"
The sparrow separated the two: "If you want to fight back, if you want to fight back, you two are the same. Why do you want to fight when you meet? If you don't fight, you won't be happy!"
Zhangchou was very sad and angry: "What can I do? I don't know! Who are you?!"
Sparrow: "Let me introduce, these two are black and white, we are just waiting to die, you are now pre-registered in the underworld, show some respect!"
Zhangchou's expression was very serious: "Is black and white impermanent? I'm dead, can I grant one wish?"
Bai Wuchang looked easy to talk: "What wish?"
Zhangchou: "Where is my father's soul? I want to beat him up! My mother stopped me from beating him when he was alive, but I can always beat him when he is dead!"
Hu Jinran clicked his tongue twice: "Are you and your father not sharing the same hatred?"
Hei Wuchang took out a notebook from his pocket: "Your father...hasn't reported to the underworld yet. If he gives you dreams, remember to persuade him to reincarnate as soon as possible, so that you can turn around."
Zhangchou became even more angry: "He's dead and still making trouble?!"
Bai Wuchang wants to say that the person is on you: "He is..."
As a result, the sparrow covered his mouth: "He's in a certain corner, don't worry, he will report it, and I will definitely arrange a private room for you when the time comes, so you don't have any problem beating him up."
Bai Wuchang was very wronged, now the two souls are in front of him, why not accept it!
He turned into a cat and lay in Heiwuchang's arms, meowing and cursing a few words.
The sparrows drove the black and white impermanence into the wall, and the corridor returned to its original state in a blink of an eye.
Hu Jinran had no expression on his face: "Did the scene change so quickly?"
Zhangchou echoed: "Yeah, didn't the staff remind me?!"
Sparrow: "Come on, you two, you're not dead yet. You don't come out at night recently, especially you."
He took out a talisman from his pocket and threw it to Zhangchou: "Are you going back? Give this to your mother, let her boil water to drink when the sun rises in the morning, and it will satisfy her one wish."
Zhangchou quickly took it back: "How do you know my mother's wish?"
The sparrow snorted: "What other wish does your mother have, isn't she just to see Qiu Xiaoqiu?"
Zhang Chou froze: "You know?"
Sparrow put his hands on his hips: "Of course I know, your original name was not Zhangchou. You disliked the original name and changed it to yourself. Otherwise, your father would have found you a long time ago. How could it have taken so long?"
Hu Jinran was very curious: "So what was his original name? Are the family conflicts so serious?"
Zhangchou turned around and scolded him: "You fucking shut up!"
He shut up obediently, like a brat who broke into the head teacher's office at this moment.
Zhangchou held the talisman tightly: "Can my mother still see my aunt?"
Sparrow raised his head: "Sincerity leads to spirit, don't worry."
It is not difficult to meet one side before death.
Zhangchou breathed a sigh of relief: "How do I fulfill my wish? Do I want money, so I'll go and offer some more incense?"
The sparrow walked out: "No need. I will get the reward I deserve. Don't worry, it won't be your life."
He disappeared into the corridor, at this moment, his colleague came down from upstairs, "Zhangchou, why the hell did it take you so long to go downstairs?!"
He saw the two people in a panic: "emmm... so you are in a hurry to fight again?"
Zhangchou wanted to say that he might have seen a ghost, but he opened his mouth and didn't make a sound. He could only nod his head, "Yes, I had another fight with Mr. Hu, and I was arrested by the police when I didn't enjoy the fight in the restaurant."
Hu Jinran nodded along with a complicated expression: "Yes, I've enjoyed the fight."
------------
fourteen,
Zhang Chou was stunned, he felt that his body was out of control.
Hu Jinran was at a loss at this time, and had no idea what was going on outside the elevator.
The dirty person is actually a sparrow, he deliberately changed his appearance so that Hu Jinran would not recognize it.
He whistled, and stretched out his hand to push the yellow-robed man to the floor. Just as he was about to punch out his prototype, one vine after another stretched out from the ceiling above his head, trying to imprison him.The sparrow took a step back and dodged with its head tilted. At the same time, its arms turned into wings again. After a while, pieces of feathers flew out in the narrow corridor, and when they were nailed to the wall and turned into sharp knives, they cut off all the vines.
The man in yellow stood up with his support against the wall, his eyes were bloodshot: "What are you... a running dog..."
The sparrow approached him with a smile on his face, and with every step, pieces of clean feathers fell on the ground: "A running dog? That's right, when you signed the agreement, you were still a young boy, seeing how hard it is for you to cultivate, you will be able to do it anyway." In human form..."
He slapped weakly: "It's because I've been too slack with you all these years that you dare to stand up and talk to me?"
Hearing this, the man in yellow knelt down on his knees. He struggled to raise his head, but in the end he was held down by a force, thinking so much about Zhang Chou just now.
The sparrow picked up his feathers with some distress: "I am so busy doing these things for you every day that I don't even take care of them properly. What do you think I should do?"
He couldn't answer because the sparrow had grabbed his neck and lifted him off the ground like a toy.
The sparrow tilted his head, and his smile became more and more presumptuous: "A little thing who has only practiced for 300 years, dare to call himself a real king? Someday I will strip you of your skin, and then be your real king!"
He threw the man in yellow on the ground, and a big hole was sunk in the floor. At this time, the man in yellow appeared in his original form, a weasel that was only as long as an arm.
The sparrow whistled, and a big hole appeared out of thin air on the wall, and a black cat came out of the hole. His dark green pupils looked particularly good under the light at this time: "Thank you, Xianjun."
The sparrow sneered: "Did Xiaobai live too comfortably all these years? This kind of little thing can hurt him, and you are too pampered."
The black cat lowered its head and leaned over to bite the weasel's leg with its mouth, directly biting off his leg: "Xianjun taught me a lesson. I must discipline him well."
Sparrow frowned: "No, it's just not."
The black cat let go: "What?"
He remembered Hu Jinran and Zhang Chou who were still in the elevator, and took a step forward to open the elevator door: "Oops!"
At this time, Hu Jinran was still holding Zhang Chou with one hand, while frantically pressing the number keys of the elevator with the other hand.
He felt that he might not be able to survive tonight. He knew that he had already bought personal accident insurance!Otherwise, this kind of unnatural death would not leave much money at all!
Zhangchou sat up in a daze, his figure was like a doll, and he muttered: "The supreme true king has boundless magic power. Take refuge as soon as possible, and you will be right when you turn back."
When Hu Jinran heard him speak, his whole body trembled: "Zhangchou, what the hell are you talking about, Zhangchou!"
Zhangchou didn't reply to him, but just repeated, Hu Jinran clenched his fists and hit him: "Go to hell with the Supreme True Monarch...you want to fall in love with my daughter and you want to fall in love with him..."
The elevator room is really a wonderful secret room. He cursed and beat him, feeling that he was trapped in a coffin virtually.at this time
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