divorce game

It is impossible for Shen Yu to really kiss for 10 minutes, and he still has a few more minutes to talk. After he finished this domineering kiss, he ordered the dizzy man in front of him with a steady voice like a king: "Kneel down."

Zhang Li knelt down on one knee, took the ring from Shen Yu's hand, and the demagogic order came to his ears again: "Take it for me."

Zhang Li tremblingly put the ring on Shen Yu's ring finger, he was too excited to speak, and didn't know whether to continue kneeling or get up.If Shen Yu didn't let him get up, he was willing to kneel down so devoutly all the time.

Shen Yu helped Zhang Li up, then bent his knees down, doing the same movements as Zhang Li.

When they got married, it was Zhang Li who proposed. Shen Yu had never done such a formal thing before. Zhang Li eagerly reached out his hand as if the scene in front of him would disappear in the next second. However, in front of everyone Under the expectant eyes, Shen Yu unexpectedly took out a bank card!

"Huh?" Zhang Li didn't know how many times he would faint this night.

"Honey." Shen Yu looked up at him and said, "This coffee shop was a gift you gave me on my birthday last year. For your birthday this year, I will transfer it to Sun Jiaxi and use all the income from this year as Here's a birthday present for you, do you like it?"

Of course I like it!

But in fact, you don't have to sacrifice so many babies, I can also compromise.

"Do you like it?" Shen Yu's eyes were shining, waiting for Zhang Li's answer.

"I like it!" Zhang Li took the bank card and carefully put it in his pocket.

Then Shen Yu took out a ring and swore affectionately: "Then, can I make a vow to go to the underworld with you and never be separated again?"

Sun Jiaxi recorded the video with shaking hands, she didn't know that the vow of marriage proposal could be so heroic.

"Okay, never separate." Zhang Li's lips and teeth trembled.

The most beautiful oath is that I am willing to die with you.

Shen Yu solemnly put the ring on Zhang Li's ring finger and kissed the back of his hand, stood up and checked the time: "Okay, it's time to blow out the candles."

Zhang Li's expression was blank. He seemed to have many questions to ask and many things to say. He even frowned slightly because of his casual attire, but it was almost twelve o'clock, and everyone was urging him: "Blow out the candles!" !It's time!"

After burning for so long, there was really only a short piece of the candle left. Zhang Li closed his eyes and meditated for three seconds, then blew it out in one breath, and then tears flowed out uncontrollably. In fact, he had endured it for a long time. At this moment, these tears Finally out of control, he ran wildly.

"Fuck!" Zhang Ye had never seen his brother cry since he was a child, "Are you still my brother?"

Shen Yu helped Zhang Li wipe away his tears. Only then did Zhang Li return to the human world from the fairy world, and only then did he come down from the cotton candy-like clouds, and only then did he feel the reality of all dreams.

"Cut the cake," Shen Yu said, "It's late, the children should go home."

After Sun Jiaxi finished recording the video, she returned the phone to Shen Yu, drooling over and said, "Today we have a lucky meal. This cake was sent by the boss by hand. It took a whole day."

"That's right, the boss rushed to make it before boarding the plane yesterday, and he didn't need our help. He couldn't lift his arms at the end..." Liu Shihuan just wanted to let Zhang Li know Shen Yu's good intentions, but he didn't think about it. Shen Yu's sharp eyes stopped him as soon as he said a few words, and he almost bit his tongue in fright.

After eating the cake, they went back to their respective homes. Su Nuanqing and Zhang Ye were still in a cold war, but after being exaggerated like this, they reconciled naturally. Shen Yu drove Zhang Li downstairs, but he didn't turn off the engine and didn't intend to get out of the car. , Zhang Li was puzzled: "What?"

"Honey," Shen Yuman said apologetically, "I sneaked back, and I have to be there before [-]:[-] tomorrow morning. There is no early flight, so I have to drive there now, and I still can't accompany you. I'm sorry."

How could Zhang Li need him like this, his heart ached so much, he unbuckled the seat belts of the two of them and hugged them into his arms, "Stop talking baby, I can't take it anymore, how can I deserve your kindness to me?"

"I don't treat you well." Shen Yu kissed the corner of his mouth, and said softly, "Happy birthday, dear, don't be so sad, be happy, and we will remarry when we come back the day after tomorrow."

"Thank you for giving me such a wonderful and unforgettable birthday." Zhang Li said, thank you for letting me feel the hard pain first, and then giving me the sweetness that can be endlessly aftertaste.

Shen Yu felt the warm liquid fall on his forehead, he wanted to raise his eyes to see it, and then wiped it off with his hand, but Zhang Li pressed his head and didn't let him move, he didn't want him to see his worthless appearance.

Coming out of the Civil Affairs Bureau, the two held hands and walked to the intersection where they were silent last time, Zhang Li lit another cigarette and said with pride: "It's great, you are mine again! "

Shen Yu took the cigarette and took a puff, both proud and dissatisfied: "What do you mean, I have always been yours, forever!"

"Then you have added so many messy friends during this time..." Zhang Li was a little bit embarrassed, but looked at Shen Yu with begging eyes, as if warning, I am a man who is prone to jealousy!

"It's all deleted." Shen Yu took out his phone and showed it to Zhang Li, "Check it out, I've already cleaned it up, if it's a customer, let them find Sun Jiaxi, if there's still something you don't like, I'll... ..."

"Don't read it, baby, I just said it casually, you are so sensible and make me feel that I am too much." Zhang Li said cheekily.

"You're just too much!" Shen Yu started biting again, biting first and then licking has become a fixed seductive pattern. It has been tried and tested over the years, and every time it succeeds in getting Zhang Li up, this time is no exception. , at the intersection of people coming and going, the sound of Zhang Li's panting became more and more obvious.

"But I like it!" Shen Yu pursed his lips and said.

"Baby," Zhang Li also bit Shen Yu's ear, "How about we go home?"

"Didn't you say it's okay to go to your parents?" Shen Yu said deliberately, just to see how impatient he was.

"Then go to my parents' place." Zhang Li said.

When they arrived at Zhang's father and Zhang's mother's house, the two hurriedly greeted each other, Zhang Li pulled Shen Yu into the upstairs bedroom, pressed Shen Yu under him and kissed him, his voice was rough: "You recruited me."

Zhang Li can ignore the existence of his parents, but Shen Yu can't, he hides and says, "What are you going to do? Can you divide the occasion?"

"I want to enter the bridal chamber and fuck you. It's not bad that I didn't go crazy on the street."

When it rose to the clouds, Zhang Li squeezed Shen Yu's neck and said fiercely: "You belong to me alone!"

Zhang Quanpei is a retired veteran cadre who likes to play chess. Before Zhang Li brought Shen Yu to his home, Shen Yu began to practice his chess skills hard, in order not to lose too badly and not to defeat the old man interest.

Every time I came to see the two elders, I had to play two games before eating. Without exception, every time they fought evenly to the end, and then Shen Yu lost in a clever way. Of course Zhang Quanpei could see it.

However, this kind of skill requires hard practice, and Shen Yu hasn't touched this thing for at least half a year, but Zhang Quanpei's chess skills are improving day by day, so this time, Shen Yu was killed before taking two moves. Flooded.

Zhang Quanpei thought that the kid gave way on purpose, but he lost even worse in the second set!

"Dad, don't rely on your old self to bully others." Zhang Li brought a plate of fruit over, and stuffed a big cherry into Shen Yu's mouth.

"I've regressed too much." Shen Yu tied a piece of kiwi fruit and handed it to Zhang Quanpei, "Dad, eat some fruit."

Zhang Quanpei took the fruit and got up and patted Shen Yu's shoulder: "Just come and practice with me more in the future."

"Okay, I come every week, as long as you don't find me annoying." Shen Yu said.

No one mentioned the divorce and remarriage, and everyone knew about it, but everyone assumed it was nothing.Shen Yu hadn't been here for more than half a year, and when he came back now, it seemed that the past six months were just a blink of an eye, and everything was as usual.

"Dinner is ready!" Zhang's mother, Meng Wanqiu, prepared the meal, looked around, and asked, "Where are Xiaoye and Xiaoqing?"

"I'm back!" Said that Cao Cao had arrived, Zhang Ye opened the door and came in, but he came back alone.

"Why are you alone and quarreled?" Zhang Li had already guessed in his heart.

"We broke up." Zhang Ye's eyes were bloodshot, and he pulled the stool and sat down. In order to avoid the self-righteous concerns of his brothers and sister-in-law's parents, he preemptively emphasized, "Don't ask, let's eat first. Today is a day to be happy, don't worry. Because my business spoils everyone's happiness."

Zhang Quanpei sighed towards his two sons: "Did you two discuss it well, just don't let me worry."

Divorce here, fall in love there, remarry here, break up again there.

Meng Wanqiu winked at her husband, then took out an oversized red envelope, as thick as a brick, and handed it to Shen Yu himself.

"Mom, this is..." Shen Yu didn't want to accept it, but he didn't want to win the old man's wishes even more.

Meng Wanqiu pondered for a while, and calmly said two words: "Dowry." She ignored the stunned expressions of her two sons, and she just turned her elbows out like this.

Zhang Li could no longer sit on the stool: "Mom, I'm still your son."

Zhang Ye also felt that the momentum was not good: "Mom, you have to pay attention to your words when you come back to me."

"Didn't you break up? What should I say?" Meng Wanqiu asked back.

"Then you can remarry after a divorce, but you can't reconcile after breaking up." Zhang Ye muttered softly, without any confidence at all.

"Look how foolish you are, do you want to reconcile with a good man?" Meng Wanqiu was not at all soft-hearted when talking about her son.

Jingle Bell!

The doorbell rang, and Zhang Ye rushed out like a monkey: "I'll open it!"

Everyone put down their chopsticks and waited for someone, but Zhang Ye opened the door for more than ten minutes, and Zhang Quanpei was so angry that he vomited blood. His two sons who were sad about the beauty, one was in a hurry to do things when they got home, and the other opened the door and gnawed endlessly. , let him!