dog official upper part

This ups and downs is much more ferocious than the previous toss.

Because he hadn't eaten much all day, Qu Xian was exhausted, and Liu Ling was beaten up several times. The two of them tossed and tossed for half the night, and both fell asleep.

When he woke up the next day, the sun was already high, and Qu Xian found that apart from the messy mattress, the pillow was empty and cold, and Liu Ling had disappeared.

Sitting on the bed with his head in his arms, Qu Xian recalled all the things that happened yesterday, and he couldn't bear to look back.After thinking about it, he wanted to jump into the moat, and he regretted that he was crazy and impulsive yesterday, and was tricked by that dog official again.

With a "squeak" the door was pushed open, and the arrester who brought him breakfast the day before yesterday came again.

"Hehe, if this goes on like this, it looks like I'll have to call you Ma'am tomorrow, buddy." When the policeman saw him, he teased him once.

"Ma'am, your sister." Qu Xian was furious, cursed angrily, picked up the clean clothes that had been hung on the screen in advance and put them on neatly, smelling the smell of food, strode towards the table.

The catcher let out a sigh, then shook his head and said, "I really want to. Tsk, it's a pity that my sister is so unbelievable, with a devil figure of more than 200 jins, my lord can't stand her eyes, she doesn't have such a cheap life like you. "

Qu Xian happily gnawed on the white steamed buns: "It deserves it, you don't mind if you give me the 200-plus catties, not to mention that your adult with thin arms and thin legs doesn't think his back hurts, and he doesn't think he's married for long enough."

"What are you talking about, are you talking in human language? Hurry up and get out of the backyard and kill the dog." The policeman gave him a quick look.

As soon as he heard that the dog was going to be killed, Qu Xian remembered and said: "That black dog from yesterday?

"Correct."

"Why kill it?"

"You'll know when you go, why are there so many nonsense."

"..." After finishing the porridge in one breath, Qu Xian obediently squeezed his sleeves and wiped his mouth, put down his chopsticks and left.

The sky was clear outside the house, and the backyard of the yamen had already been prepared, so Qu Xian's east wind was missing.

When Qu Xian stepped into the backyard, Liu Ling was sitting lazily on a painted red wooden chair, sipping tea.

Not far away, a black dog was lying tied on the ground. Beside the dog stood a row of neat knife holders, a large vat of water and a few clean rags.

"Come on, let's start doing things when you're here." Seeing him coming, Liu Ling raised his dangling legs and raised his chin to the black dog on the ground, as if it should be done.

To Qu Xian, killing a dog was nothing more than a trivial matter, but he was not in a hurry to do it. He had something to say: "The sky is bright and the sky is bright and bright. It's fine. Why kill it if you have nothing to do? Can it still work? It What happened to eating your dog food?"

Liu Ling glanced at the black dog's belly that looked like it was stuffed with a ball, and said unhurriedly: "How can you have a conscience, a pig butcher? Besides, I will kill as soon as I like, anyway, it will not die soon, my officer It’s just a good deed, and I sent it to the west earlier to get out of the sea of ​​suffering.”

"Fart, butchers are human beings, so why don't they have a conscience?" Qu Xian disagreed with such generalized slander, "Besides, a son is not a dog, so how do you know if a dog is happy or not? I see you as a dog official." His conscience was eaten by dogs."

"Will you kill or not?"

"Kill what? You didn't see that dog is still pregnant."

"That's a male."

"..."

"You say it's too fat and I'd like to believe it, but you say it's pregnant, so why don't you show it to me?"

"..." Why me, why don't you try to conceive yourself?

"Okay, you can go and feel it yourself to see if it was pregnant overnight, or if it is pregnant with Nezha." Liu Ling stood up and stretched.

Since it is a male, it will not be pregnant. Qu Xian saw that the dog's body was as thin as a stick except for its round belly. Based on his many years of experience in slaughtering livestock, he suspected that there might be some kind of malignant tumor in his belly, so he went to touch it. Bundle.

With this touch, Qu Xian was stunned.

It's not a tumor, the dog official Liu Ling really told me that this dog may be pregnant with Nezha - this dog's belly is uneven, very rocky, and the stone is even more angular, like four or four The square bricks are obviously tricky inside.

Seeing Qu Xian's expression was different, Liu Ling was sure that when he first saw Gouzi in the courtroom, he thought something was wrong, and there was no doubt about it: "How, what kind of tricks have you found out?"

The response to Liu Ling was "bring a knife".

However, before disemboweling Gouzi, Qu Xian made a request: "Officer Dog, before that, please tell me the whereabouts of the flower picker."

This time Liu Ling was very forthright, as if he had prepared it beforehand, he took out a bulging letter from his bosom and raised his eyebrows: "This is the letter your fiancée asked me to give you. You kill it first and then read it." .”

Hearing that it was Qiong's letter, Qu Xian wanted to throw a knife and reach out to grab it.But before he took action, he thought about it and felt that something was wrong, so he resisted the impulsive thought: "Officer dog, are you lying to me?"

"What is this officer trying to trick you into doing?"

"Then what about Qiongren? And why hasn't the flower picker been arrested?"

"The officer has only received her letter so far, and her whereabouts are still unknown. As for the flower picker who is too cunning, it will be a matter of time before he is caught and brought to justice."

"..."

Liu Ling glanced at everyone present, and said: "Besides, there are many arrests in the yamen, and none of them has killed someone with a knife, cough, killed a life, this is an opportunity for you to make my promise come true."

"My lord, I! I haven't killed anyone!" A new police officer shouted and raised his hands to go out.

Everyone: "..." I'm afraid I'm not a fool.

Liu Ling glanced coldly at the foolish policeman.

The frightened and foolish policeman returned to his place immediately: My lord, the little one is wrong!

"That's good, if you say what you say, it's hard to chase." Regardless of whether it's true or not, Qu Xian would rather believe it, let's just believe this dog official for once.

The author has something to say: I tried wildly on the edge of Suo Zhang, and ended in failure...