dog official upper part
Chapter 5 You Dog Officer
After taking a few steps away from the desk, Liu Ling seemed to have overlooked something, stopped abruptly, clicked his tongue, leaned on his back, turned around, frowned and looked at the black dog that was still squatting motionless.
After thinking about it for a while, he then ordered to the master behind him: "Old Sun, order someone to drag the dog to the nearby river to clean it up and put it in the backyard of the yamen to tie it up."
Why?Could it be that the adults "loved this dog at first sight" and wanted to take this black dog as their own?
"..." The master didn't know why, so he turned his head and glanced at the black dog.
He felt that the black dog had a big belly, and obviously had no appearance at all, so he thought about it and asked: "My lord, this black dog has an unknown origin, and it's wilted and dirty. What do you want it for?" Do you want it to come and see the door? But my lord, there is already your pet dog guarding the house day and night in our yamen, loyal and conscientious, my lord, I am afraid that your pet dog will not agree?"
"I still need a dog's consent to do something?"
"Uh, that's not true. But my lord, even if your pet dog doesn't mind, it would be wrong for you to keep this dog. Are you afraid that your pet dog (Tibetan mastiff) will get jealous and swallow it alive? "
"..."
"Or... is it possible that your lord wants to marry it with your pet dog to have children? But... but this black dog is male."
"Old Sun, you think too much. My lord has his own decision on this matter, so don't ask too much." This old master loves to worry about endlessly, even a dog, this is not speculative There were too many sentences, Liu Ling was not feeling well, and he was too lazy to talk to the old man, so he walked towards the side hall.
After lifting the curtain at the exit of the courtroom, Liu Ling saw Qu Xian outside the door at some time, and lifted his lips with a light smile: "I thought you took the opportunity to escape. I never thought, but you are really honest."
"Fart, you think I don't want to run away. If it weren't for..." Qu Xian said in a cold voice that he was wronged, as if he was owed a million silver.He wanted to get straight to the point, but unexpectedly Liu Ling's body swayed suddenly, as if he was about to faint, so he couldn't help swallowing the words again.
"What are you doing standing there stupidly, you should come over and help me." Liu Ling held on to the wall next to him and barely stabilized his body.
There was nothing I could do, I was stuck by Qu Xian for too long before, and I didn't have time to eat lunch, and then I went to the court and sat in the court without taking a break.
Qu Xian could hold his grudge, and stood still, with a ruthless attitude: "You dog officer, it's none of my business, I'm not full, why did I go to help you? Do we know each other well? not at all."
"Yes, we don't know each other well, but your fiancee doesn't care anymore?" Liu Ling snorted coldly.
This is really a magical turn, turning around and not talking right.
"You, count yourself as cruel!" But Qu Xian's heart is about his fiancée whose whereabouts are unknown, and at the moment only the dog official has news about her, so he is very disgusted with this, staring at him, clenched his fist and bit his lip and walked over, very rudely. Hold people up.
As soon as he supported his slender waist like a water snake, Gou Guan's body suddenly went limp, and his legs trembled as he fell into his arms, trembling in pain: "It hurts."
"It hurts? Where does it hurt?" Qu Xian answered the words smoothly.
Liu Ling rolled his eyes at him: "Where do you think it hurts?"
"Officer Dog, if you have something to say, you can say it, and if you fart, you can fart. I'm not a roundworm in your belly. If you don't tell me where it hurts, how would I know?"
This donkey-born fool, Liu Ling scolded, stretched out his hand and pinched Qu Xian's full back mound, gritted his teeth and stared: "It hurts here, do you understand, you stupid fool."
Accustomed to slaughtering cattle, sheep, chickens, dogs and pigs, Qu Xian, who is three big and five rough, doesn't understand pity and cherish jade at all, not to mention that the dog official is a man with handles, and there is also a dog official who committed evil, can't live, and suffers on his own, sneering: "You are a fool, That's none of my business."
It's none of your business again, and I'm very puzzled, hating that iron can't make steel, Liu Ling was furious, pushed him away, and said a few good words with a cold face: "Okay, very good, huh, If you want to come to your fiancée, I'm afraid it's none of your business."
Threatening people with this again, can it be good!
A true scholar can bear it, but who can't bear it!
"Dog officer, what the hell do you want?" Qu Xian endured this matter for too long and too hard, and he was almost suffocated to death. When you're done, tell me about the flower picker and return my innocence."
Obviously, Mr. Liu has tried and tested repeatedly.
Mr. Liu was born with a small stomach and small intestines, and he is also a person who will take revenge. Hearing the words, he replied with an angry sentence: "Just now you are so ignorant of good and bad. I have regretted it now. You can get out."
"You're fucking crossing rivers and tearing down bridges!"
"So what? You bit me?"
"……you!"
Liu Ling yelled: "Come here, give me this bastard to be imprisoned and tortured!"
Qu Xian: "..." Is there any law for the king?
At the moment when he was picked up by the two arresters who fell from the sky, Qu Xian immediately panicked when he thought of the prison that made his life worse than death. The crime deserves death, the little one apologizes to you, you don’t remember the villain’s fault, so please forgive the little one this time! You let the little one go east, and the little one will never go west, let you order!”
"Is this true?"
"It's real! It's more real than pearls!"
"Okay, let him go." Liu Ling smiled after hearing this, and his mood suddenly changed from cloudy to sunny.
As soon as his feet landed on the ground, Qu Xian sat down on his buttocks. He really despised himself for "bending his waist for five buckets of rice". It was sad, ridiculous, and even more pitiful.
Liu Ling walked up to him, put his arms around his waist, and looked down at him: "Get up and carry me back to the room."
"You dog officer, you fucking..."
"Huh? Who are you scolding?"
"Okay, I'll carry you on my back." Qu Xian paused every word, turned his back reluctantly, and waited for the dog official to get on his body.
The two arresters quickly looked at the backs of the two of them going away, they both had expressions that only envied mandarin ducks but not immortals——
"My lord is really lucky. I have met such a good man who is able to bend and stretch. I am so envious of others."
"Tch, I see that the lord is doing things for a while. When the time comes, he will chase his wife to the crematorium, and he will fall in love with such a married man."
"Really? By the way, what do you think our lord has taken a fancy to that bear thing? I think I look more fairy than his with a twisted face."
"Master's heart, sea needle, how did I know, I also feel that my acne face is much more handsome than that bear thing."
……
Back in the room, Liu Ling began to undress without saying a word.
This almost frightened Qu Xian: "Wait a minute! What are you doing, why did you take off your clothes when you entered the door!"
Liu Ling snorted indifferently, and continued to take off his shirt: "I just said it, the official said, it hurts there."
"Then it hurts where it hurts. What kind of clothes are you taking off?"
After thinking about it for a while, he then ordered to the master behind him: "Old Sun, order someone to drag the dog to the nearby river to clean it up and put it in the backyard of the yamen to tie it up."
Why?Could it be that the adults "loved this dog at first sight" and wanted to take this black dog as their own?
"..." The master didn't know why, so he turned his head and glanced at the black dog.
He felt that the black dog had a big belly, and obviously had no appearance at all, so he thought about it and asked: "My lord, this black dog has an unknown origin, and it's wilted and dirty. What do you want it for?" Do you want it to come and see the door? But my lord, there is already your pet dog guarding the house day and night in our yamen, loyal and conscientious, my lord, I am afraid that your pet dog will not agree?"
"I still need a dog's consent to do something?"
"Uh, that's not true. But my lord, even if your pet dog doesn't mind, it would be wrong for you to keep this dog. Are you afraid that your pet dog (Tibetan mastiff) will get jealous and swallow it alive? "
"..."
"Or... is it possible that your lord wants to marry it with your pet dog to have children? But... but this black dog is male."
"Old Sun, you think too much. My lord has his own decision on this matter, so don't ask too much." This old master loves to worry about endlessly, even a dog, this is not speculative There were too many sentences, Liu Ling was not feeling well, and he was too lazy to talk to the old man, so he walked towards the side hall.
After lifting the curtain at the exit of the courtroom, Liu Ling saw Qu Xian outside the door at some time, and lifted his lips with a light smile: "I thought you took the opportunity to escape. I never thought, but you are really honest."
"Fart, you think I don't want to run away. If it weren't for..." Qu Xian said in a cold voice that he was wronged, as if he was owed a million silver.He wanted to get straight to the point, but unexpectedly Liu Ling's body swayed suddenly, as if he was about to faint, so he couldn't help swallowing the words again.
"What are you doing standing there stupidly, you should come over and help me." Liu Ling held on to the wall next to him and barely stabilized his body.
There was nothing I could do, I was stuck by Qu Xian for too long before, and I didn't have time to eat lunch, and then I went to the court and sat in the court without taking a break.
Qu Xian could hold his grudge, and stood still, with a ruthless attitude: "You dog officer, it's none of my business, I'm not full, why did I go to help you? Do we know each other well? not at all."
"Yes, we don't know each other well, but your fiancee doesn't care anymore?" Liu Ling snorted coldly.
This is really a magical turn, turning around and not talking right.
"You, count yourself as cruel!" But Qu Xian's heart is about his fiancée whose whereabouts are unknown, and at the moment only the dog official has news about her, so he is very disgusted with this, staring at him, clenched his fist and bit his lip and walked over, very rudely. Hold people up.
As soon as he supported his slender waist like a water snake, Gou Guan's body suddenly went limp, and his legs trembled as he fell into his arms, trembling in pain: "It hurts."
"It hurts? Where does it hurt?" Qu Xian answered the words smoothly.
Liu Ling rolled his eyes at him: "Where do you think it hurts?"
"Officer Dog, if you have something to say, you can say it, and if you fart, you can fart. I'm not a roundworm in your belly. If you don't tell me where it hurts, how would I know?"
This donkey-born fool, Liu Ling scolded, stretched out his hand and pinched Qu Xian's full back mound, gritted his teeth and stared: "It hurts here, do you understand, you stupid fool."
Accustomed to slaughtering cattle, sheep, chickens, dogs and pigs, Qu Xian, who is three big and five rough, doesn't understand pity and cherish jade at all, not to mention that the dog official is a man with handles, and there is also a dog official who committed evil, can't live, and suffers on his own, sneering: "You are a fool, That's none of my business."
It's none of your business again, and I'm very puzzled, hating that iron can't make steel, Liu Ling was furious, pushed him away, and said a few good words with a cold face: "Okay, very good, huh, If you want to come to your fiancée, I'm afraid it's none of your business."
Threatening people with this again, can it be good!
A true scholar can bear it, but who can't bear it!
"Dog officer, what the hell do you want?" Qu Xian endured this matter for too long and too hard, and he was almost suffocated to death. When you're done, tell me about the flower picker and return my innocence."
Obviously, Mr. Liu has tried and tested repeatedly.
Mr. Liu was born with a small stomach and small intestines, and he is also a person who will take revenge. Hearing the words, he replied with an angry sentence: "Just now you are so ignorant of good and bad. I have regretted it now. You can get out."
"You're fucking crossing rivers and tearing down bridges!"
"So what? You bit me?"
"……you!"
Liu Ling yelled: "Come here, give me this bastard to be imprisoned and tortured!"
Qu Xian: "..." Is there any law for the king?
At the moment when he was picked up by the two arresters who fell from the sky, Qu Xian immediately panicked when he thought of the prison that made his life worse than death. The crime deserves death, the little one apologizes to you, you don’t remember the villain’s fault, so please forgive the little one this time! You let the little one go east, and the little one will never go west, let you order!”
"Is this true?"
"It's real! It's more real than pearls!"
"Okay, let him go." Liu Ling smiled after hearing this, and his mood suddenly changed from cloudy to sunny.
As soon as his feet landed on the ground, Qu Xian sat down on his buttocks. He really despised himself for "bending his waist for five buckets of rice". It was sad, ridiculous, and even more pitiful.
Liu Ling walked up to him, put his arms around his waist, and looked down at him: "Get up and carry me back to the room."
"You dog officer, you fucking..."
"Huh? Who are you scolding?"
"Okay, I'll carry you on my back." Qu Xian paused every word, turned his back reluctantly, and waited for the dog official to get on his body.
The two arresters quickly looked at the backs of the two of them going away, they both had expressions that only envied mandarin ducks but not immortals——
"My lord is really lucky. I have met such a good man who is able to bend and stretch. I am so envious of others."
"Tch, I see that the lord is doing things for a while. When the time comes, he will chase his wife to the crematorium, and he will fall in love with such a married man."
"Really? By the way, what do you think our lord has taken a fancy to that bear thing? I think I look more fairy than his with a twisted face."
"Master's heart, sea needle, how did I know, I also feel that my acne face is much more handsome than that bear thing."
……
Back in the room, Liu Ling began to undress without saying a word.
This almost frightened Qu Xian: "Wait a minute! What are you doing, why did you take off your clothes when you entered the door!"
Liu Ling snorted indifferently, and continued to take off his shirt: "I just said it, the official said, it hurts there."
"Then it hurts where it hurts. What kind of clothes are you taking off?"
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