The monsters cured by me always want to repay their favor

"Stop the one in front, the Monster Traffic Management Bureau routinely checks for drunk driving, hello!"

Drunk driving check?

Do ghosts also want to check for drunk driving?

Lu Duoxi was stunned for a moment, then let out a sigh of relief, and was surprised when he smelled the faint smell of Huadiao wine in his hand.He looked back at Xia Chuan, half sober from the wine: "What should we do, will we be investigated?"

Before Xia Chuan could speak, Jiaolong already had the will to fight: "Dean, I can speed up and make sure to throw this traffic policeman far away."

"Then how can I do it?" As a good citizen who grew up under the red flag and obeyed the law since childhood, Lu Duoxi really couldn't do the thing of getting drunk and running away.

"With me here, nothing will happen." Xia Chuan said lightly, as if he really didn't take this matter seriously.Lu Duoxi felt relieved when he said that, Xia Chuan got the Jiaolong, and he should know more about this kind of thing than himself.

Although Jiaolong really wanted to escape directly, but Lu Duoxi was too determined, so he could only turn around and stop in place.

Not far ahead, a traffic policeman in a white uniform was driving towards here on a white motorcycle.From a distance, it looks like a strangely shaped cloud.

This traffic policeman has a fat body, more than three times the size of a motorcycle.The motorcycle carried the traffic police on its back, making creaking noises as it walked in the air, as if it was about to be crushed to pieces at any time.

However, for a distance of 200 meters, the traffic policeman rode for 5 minutes.

It was only when he got closer that Lu Duoxi could see clearly that the traffic policeman's head was wearing a mask, and it was round like a pumpkin.

"Hey..." When the traffic police came in front of Lu Duoxi, the white motorcycle suddenly let out a gasp, which sounded exhausting——

Where is the motorcycle? It is clearly a giant white pigeon dressed like a motorcycle.

Lu Duoxi looked at their strange combination and didn't know what to say for a moment.

The chubby traffic policeman was very tired listening to his breathing, so he waited for a long time before waving to Lu Duoxi: "The Monster Administration Bureau is investigating drunk driving, come on, the driver blows his breath."

Lu Duoxi hesitated in his heart, and looked back at Xia Chuan, seeing that the other party just nodded to him, so he was overwhelmed.He took the small machine and blew air on the straw, and the machine immediately issued a warning sound of "Didi".

"You are really drunk driving." The traffic policeman raised his tone, took the detector from Lu Duoxi's hand, looked at the value, shook his head and sighed, "How many times have I said, cherish life and stay away from drunk driving, why don't you Listen. According to the latest regulations of the "Ghost Traffic Law", a fine of 30 yuan for drunk driving and [-] years of administrative detention..."

While talking, the traffic police took out a small notebook to register the information of the illegal driver.

30 years of administrative detention?!

30 years is nothing to monsters, but to a human, that is half a lifetime.

Lu Duoxi was completely awake from alcohol, and just as he was about to explain, Xia Chuan behind him said calmly, "We didn't drive drunk."

"Why not?" The traffic policeman probably saw a lot of sophistry, raised the detector in his hand and dangled, and didn't want to say more, "We all do things based on evidence. Look, the alcohol concentration has exceeded the standard. What's the matter?" It’s so undeniable.”

Xia Chuan just chuckled, not at all flustered: "It's true that we were drinking, but we didn't drive drunk. Comrade traffic police, please open your eyes and take a good look. Our vehicle is fully automatic and intelligent driving. None of us participated in the driving." , how can we be wronged for drunk driving."

Fuck, that's okay too?

Lu Duoxi was still a little uneasy at first, but after listening to Xia Chuan's words, he couldn't help but feel that it made sense——

Jiaolong is flying by himself from beginning to end, isn't it full-automatic driving?

To be honest, he and Xia Chuan are just passengers, and it's really not a big deal for passengers to drink a little wine.

Xia Chuan's reason was so powerful that even the white pigeon riding the traffic policeman couldn't help but nod in agreement.

"Hey, you have a good brain." The traffic policeman squinted at Xia Chuan, unable to find any rebuttal.

He looked at the half-written administrative penalty form in his hand, and felt unwilling to think that this month's performance had not been completed.

With the advancement and development of human means of transportation, more and more monsters choose to take human means of transportation, which is convenient, trouble-free and sheltered from wind and rain.

Without the monsters who travel independently, the status of the Monster Transportation Bureau will become more and more embarrassing.If no violations are found, there will be no funds, and no funds will mean decline.

He took the exam for more than 100 years before he was admitted as a monster civil servant. He thought that his life would reach the pinnacle from now on, but unexpectedly he was assigned to the Monster Transportation Bureau.

Since he took up his post, he seldom encountered traveling monsters in the sky, let alone found any illegal activities.

The Monster Transportation Bureau also has a monthly task quota, and if it is not completed, the salary will not be paid.As a civil servant in a poor department, the traffic policeman is also bitter.

After finally meeting a living creature, the traffic police didn't want to just give up.

He lowered his eyes to look at Jiaolong, suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, he cleared his throat and asked Lu Duoxi: "Does your car have a license plate? Why don't you hang the license plate number when you go out?"

"License plate number?" Lu Duoxi bit his lip with a look of embarrassment, he really didn't have this.

Xia Chuan actually said that he would do it, but it will take time no matter how quickly.

Seeing that Lu Duoxi did not speak, the traffic police became more energetic: "It is also illegal to go on the road without a license. According to the provisions of the Monster Traffic Law, the vehicle will be impounded and a fine of 2 yuan will be imposed..."

Xia Chuan moved his fingers and sent a text message, and the traffic policeman received a call from the leader not long after: "Hey Xiao Zhu, you found your own head..."

"Good leader, I understand." Every time the leader said a word, Xiaozhu nodded.When he hung up the phone, he didn't mention the violation again.

"Our leader said let me handle the license plate number for you, tell me the name and address of the unit, and I will send you an ant express after I finish it."

Hey, that's the end of it?

Lu Duoxi was stunned for a moment, then looked at Xia Chuan, and couldn't help laughing.

"My name is Lu Duoxi, and I'm the director of Guancai Hospital. My family lives in West Street District..."

"Lu Duoxi... Monster Hospital... West Street District..." Lu Duoxi said, Xiao Zhu remembered it, and when he finished writing the address, his eyes couldn't help but return to the word "Monster Hospital".

He raised his head to look at Lu Duoxi, with eager light in his eyes: "Are you the new director of the Monster Hospital?"

Lu Duoxi nodded: "Yes."

"Great!" The traffic policeman, who was originally calm and neither cold nor indifferent, suddenly became enthusiastic, stepped forward to hold Lu Duoxi's hand with both hands, and said excitedly, "I've been thinking about taking time to go there recently, but I didn't expect to meet you here Dean, I just want to ask, can you treat any disease?"

"Theoretically, it's possible, but it still depends on the specific symptoms." Lu Duoxi didn't give a guarantee, looked the traffic policeman up and down, and asked him suspiciously, "What's wrong with you?"

"Yeah!" Xiao Zhu nodded vigorously, and took off his mask after struggling for a moment, "I just want to ask you, can ugly diseases be cured?"

Hidden under the mask is a fat head with big ears and a gas mask-like nose inlaid on it.

After seeing it, Lu Duoxi realized that the one on his head was not a pumpkin, but a very typical pig's head.

-

"If you don't come to work, the hospital may be over." With a calculator in his hand, Lao Zhang calculated the recent income and expenditure three times, and concluded that he was still unable to make ends meet.

From the opening to the present, there is only one Feng Qi who takes money to see a doctor.Although the consultation fees and medicine fees he gave are enough for temporary expenses, but there is a super-eating person in the store.

Just when Lao Zhang was melancholy about how to expand his business volume, Lu Duoxi, who had gone out to investigate, came back.

Besides him and Xia Chuan, Lu Duoxi brought back two people.One looks round and square, and the fat one looks like a spherical square, with a mask on its face.The other boy looked only a little over 1.7 meters tall, white and clean and handsome.

"That's it." Lu Duoxi opened the door and stood beside him, asking Xiao Zhu and Bai Ge to advance.

Xiao Zhuhan smiled and nodded to Lu Duoxi, and wanted to enter the door only to find that the door frame seemed a bit narrow.Lu Duoxi watched from the side, and said apologetically: "The old house has not been renovated, and the door will be replaced with a bigger door in the future."

"No, no, no need." I didn't come here a few times, so there's no reason to ask someone to expand for me the first time I come to the door, "This door is actually quite spacious, I worked hard and went in."

After Xiao Zhu said this, he immediately tried to go in.

"Bang Dang." His body was as wide as the door, and two arms as thick as tree trunks were squeezed outside.

"that……"

Before Lu Duoxi could speak, Xiao Zhu raised his palms to express that it was okay: "I can do it." Rather than trying to convince Lu Duoxi, he wanted to convince himself.

"Hi," Xiao Zhu took a deep breath, trying to make her belly smaller and smaller, and then tried to squeeze in sideways.

Compared with going in frontally, attacking from the side is indeed effective.Seeing that half of his body had already entered, Xiao Zhu was ecstatic in his heart, and he was discouraged without holding back. His belly immediately swelled like a ball and got stuck in the door frame.

The corner of Lu Duoxi's mouth twitched, and he asked softly, "Um, Mr. Zhu, are you okay?"

"Very good, very good, there is no problem." Xiao Zhu tried to squeeze in while talking.However, it is easy to be discouraged and difficult to take in, even if he is already tired and sweating profusely, Xiao Zhu's body is already stuck in the door frame.

This is very embarrassing.

After trying for a long time, Xiao Zhu was exhausted and out of breath.The auxiliary police officer Bai Ge who stood aside wanted to help.However, his body is small and his strength is weak, even with all his strength, Xiao Zhu's body could not be shaken.

Lu Duoxi felt a little sorry for watching, and stepped forward to help Bai Ge, but Xiao Zhu was still stuck in the door frame and remained motionless.

In the midst of winter, Lu Duoxi was sweating all over in a short time.

His chest heaved up and down, and his breathing rhythm became much faster: "Why don't I call someone to tear down the door."

Xiao Zhu's face was flushed red, even her neck was the same color as her face.I don't know if I'm tired or in a hurry.

Hearing that Lu Duoxi said that the door was going to be demolished, Xiao Zhu was so embarrassed that she kept saying sorry in a low voice.

"It's okay, the door was supposed to be opened." Lu Duoxi was kind-hearted, and still comforted him.

Xia Chuan, who stood silent for a long time, couldn't see it, so he patted Lu Duoxi's arm to signal them to step aside.

Lu Duoxi has an inexplicable sense of trust in Xia Chuan, and he feels that he must have a way.

Bai Ge looked shy and didn't talk much, just nodded at Xia Chuan and followed Lu Duoxi to the side.

Xiao Zhu didn't know Xia Chuan well, but he had an intuition that he was not easy to mess with.So even when he started checking for drunk driving, he didn't dare to talk too much to Xia Chuan.

He originally thought that Xia Chuan was the kind of person who couldn't talk, but he didn't expect to be so enthusiastic about helping him.Xiao Zhu's heart is warm, and the air seems to be playing the BGM of "There is true love in the world, and there is true love in the world".

He looked at Xia Chuan gratefully through the mask, and couldn't help saying softly: "Sir, you are so kind..."

Just as he was about to say the word thank you, Xia Chuan on the other end had already walked over and kicked vigorously.

"Plop!" Xiao Zhu fell to the ground, kicking up a cloud of dust, and couldn't get up for a long time.

The method is simple and rude, but the effect is surprisingly good.

Lu Duoxi and Bai Ge were dumbfounded, but just looking at Xiao Zhu felt pain in the flesh.

Xia Chuan clapped his palms, pursed his lips and said, "It's done."

"Mr. Zhu, are you okay?" Seeing Xiao Zhu lying face down on the ground, Lu Duoxi hurriedly stepped forward to ask him.

"No problem." His face hit the ground, and Xiao Zhu's tears of pain rolled in his eyes, but he still firmly raised his hand to say that he was fine.

Lao Zhang stepped forward and stood next to Lu Duoxi, looked down at the prostrate guest, and asked curiously, "Who is this?"

"Oh, his name is Xiao Zhu, and he is our new patient."

"Hey, is it a new patient?" Lao Zhang, who was still worried about the hospital pills just now, couldn't help being delighted when he heard this, and when he looked at Lu Duoxi's eyes, there was admiration——

As expected of the dean, even if he went out for inspections, he would not forget to focus on his performance.The business ability of the new dean is much stronger than that of the old dean.

-

Xiao Zhu and Bai Ge sat on the sofa and drank a cup of hot tea before feeling relieved.

"Dean, do you think there is any cure for my illness?"

Ever since she was a monster, Xiao Zhu has been very dissatisfied with her appearance.

Whether the other monsters are big or small, they are either fluffy and cute, or they are muscular with a strong physique.

Only Xiaozhu is a pig, hairy but not soft, fleshy but fat.

Xiao Zhu once despaired of his own prototype. One day by accident, he heard that he could transform into a human form after becoming a spirit.People have different looks, but there is basically no difference in the composition of the facial features.Xiao Zhu thought that if he was a human being, he would not be too ugly, so he worked hard to practice behavior to become a spirit.

Later, Xiao Zhu finally became a spirit, but he didn't expect that he was even uglier in human form than when he was a pig.

With a pig head and a fat body, no matter where he goes, he will face strange eyes. It is basically impossible to find a job in the human world.

In desperation, Xiao Zhu began to review and prepare for the exam.After finally being admitted as a civil servant in the demon world, he was assigned to a department that least needed appearance because of his appearance.

From becoming a master to working, Xiao Zhu deeply felt the hostility towards him from the face-seeking world.

His biggest dream is to look good, as long as he can look like a normal person.

After listening to Xiao Zhu's self-report, Lu Duoxi felt a little sympathetic, but when he saw the layers of flesh on Xiao Zhu's stomach, he couldn't help but said: "Actually, you can also try to lose weight. You know, 90.00% of fat people are Potential stocks, it will look much better if you lose weight."

Xiao Zhu sighed after hearing this: "It is said that 90.00% of fat people are potential stocks, but few people think about the remaining [-]%. When I am fat, I can comfort myself that I am a potential stock, but if When I lose weight and find that I am that ten percent, I will be even more desperate."

It seems to be true.

"It's okay, since you came to our hospital, I will never let down your trust."

"Ah, really?" If it wasn't for the heavy body, Xiao Zhu would definitely jump up excitedly.

"Yeah." Lu Duoxi nodded, and greeted Xiao Zhu's happy eyes in advance, "But your problem needs to be solved through surgery, and surgery has risks. I have to explain this to you."

"Surgery?" Xiao Zhu tangled her hands together, laughed and laughed, "As long as you don't die, it's nothing serious."

Monsters have inner alchemy, as long as they are not broken, there is no problem.Compared with the human body, monsters are indeed more durable.

After confirming the details, there is no problem. The next step is to pay the fee and set the operation time.

Lao Zhang clacked with the calculator, pushed his glasses and showed the amount to the pig demon: "It is said that we don't have any discount, but considering that you are a civil servant in the country, I will give you a [-]% discount. The maximum discount limit."

There was a long string of zeros on the display screen, and the pig demon leaned up and counted eagerly for a long time: "Is it 120? Uh..."

120 million thirty thousand?

Lu Duoxi looked back at Lao Zhang, and seeing his calm face, he knew that the price had probably been set in advance.To be honest, in a situation like the pig demon, I am afraid that he will have to move from head to toe.Even in a human plastic surgery hospital, 120 million is considered cheap.

Lu Duoxi looked at the old clothes on the pig demon, and with a little thought, he knew that their department's welfare was not good.

In the spirit of basic humanistic care, Lao Zhang added: "If you feel pressured, you can pay by installments..."

"Ah, that's not necessary." Xiao Zhu waved his hand immediately after recovering, thinking in his heart, "I still have a vase from the Ming Dynasty, which is said to be something used by the emperor's uncle. If you are lucky, you should be able to sell it too. 80. Then it's settled, I'll go back and collect the money, can we just have the surgery?"

"Of course." Lu Duoxi held Xiao Zhu's hand, with a warm smile on his face, "We'll be waiting for you here, see you soon."

When Xiao Zhu left, Xia Chuan's kick was indispensable.

Watching Xiao Zhu go away on the white dove, Lao Zhang suddenly couldn't help feeling a little sympathetic to the white dove.Cheng Jing finally found a job as an auxiliary police officer, but it turned out that his partner was a huge individual.

Sure enough, the public institutions are still editing well.

After sympathizing with the white pigeon, Lao Zhang was about to turn around and go into the house when he found the door frame was a little loose.He took out a pen and wrote down the account in the notebook: "Whoever damages it will pay for it, and this door has to be added to the account of the pig demon..."

Unexpectedly, more than 100 million business deals were negotiated, and the atmosphere in the store instantly became joyful.

With this 100 million income, among other things, at least the accounts owed by grandpa can be paid off.

"For the first time, I feel that taking over the hospital is not a bad thing." Without the debt pressure, Lu Duoxi couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, feeling a lot more relaxed.

The restaurant will open soon, after the excitement, Lu Duoxi is busy preparing for the opening again

The storefront is somewhat old, but fortunately, it is clean. After cleaning it and adding some retro elements, it looks quite warm.

In the evening, the traffic returned to normal, and a Wuling Light was parked in front of the Guancai Hotel.

When Lu Duoxi went out, he saw Mole getting out of the car, rolling up his sleeves and preparing to move things into the store.

"Mr. Lu, I've brought you the ingredients for tomorrow!"

Mole was still wearing his Armani winter suit, and the wrist watch on his hand was probably in the six or seven figures.The sports car that was still driving was replaced by Wuling Light today.

"Speaking of it, I still think a van is more practical than a sports car. It has a large load capacity and is spacious, so it doesn't hurt to drive on the road."

Rich but not airy, Lu Duoxi's impression of Mole has improved a lot.

Vegetables and meat add up to less than a hundred catties, and a few big men can handle it all in one trip.

Lu Duoxi invited the mole to drink tea, and the bamboo rat was inevitably mentioned in the chat between the two.

"My cousin said he wanted to come with me, but I felt cold and let him stay at home. Speaking of which, I am also worried. It has been three days and I haven't found a school yet."

"Hey?" Lu Duoxi said in surprise, "There are quite a lot of elementary schools in Dongcheng, isn't there any suitable one?"

When I mentioned this mole, I couldn't help but sigh: "There are quite a lot of schools, but any good school requires a local household registration and school district housing. I entrusted someone to do the household registration, but the school district housing is real. Hard to find."

Parents want to give their children the best education, even monsters are no exception.

Nowadays, housing prices are sky-high, and houses in school districts are even more expensive.No matter how rich the mole is, it's useless to find a house.

Lu Duoxi could understand Mole's mood: "Don't be too anxious, I'll help you find out, let's work together, maybe we'll find a suitable house soon."

"Ah, that's really great." Mole was happy, and felt that Lu Duo was so nice, "Sir, you have helped me so much, and I don't even know how to repay you."

"No, no, no, you've helped me a lot, there's no need to be so polite." Winter came early at night, seeing that it was already dark outside, Lu Duoxi remembered that he hadn't prepared dinner yet.

"Let's stay and eat together."

"Ah, no need sir, I have to go back to accompany my cousin, he is waiting for me at home." Mole got up and said goodbye, and disappeared into the night with his Wuling light.

When Lu Duoxi turned around, he saw Xia Chuan looking at him eagerly, still holding a big liter of milk in his arms.

Only then did Lu Duoxi remember that Xia Chuan had only eaten ten bowls of rice at noon, so he must be starving by now.

"I'm going to cook now!" Lu Duoxi hurried into the kitchen after finishing speaking.

In addition to a bunch of vegetables, the Mole also sent a lot of poultry, meat and eggs, and there were a lot of live fish among them.

The fish were kept in a large fish tank filled with water. Lu Duoxi fished out a bighead carp from it, thinking of making a fish head with chopped peppers.

Many chopped pepper fish heads eaten in the market are not authentic, and the reason is ultimately the problem of ingredients.

Either fish with less meat was used, or fish that had been frozen.

If you want fish heads to be delicious, freshness is a must.

Lu Duoxi quickly removed the scales from the fish head, carried it under the faucet and rinsed it clean.

Chopped pepper is essential, mince the onion, ginger and garlic, sprinkle it with tempeh on the fish head, pour oil and salt, pour a little cooking wine, put it in a pot and steam it on high heat.

Taking advantage of the steaming time of the fish head, Lu Duoxi washed his hands and went to mess with the fish body again.

He turned on another stove, added water to the pot to boil, and then directly put the processed fish in it to cook.When the water boiled again, Lu Duoxi put red pepper and Chinese prickly ash in it.

After 10 minutes, Lu Duoxi saw that the fish was almost cooked, so he added soy sauce, salt and vinegar, sprinkled sesame seeds to taste, and put it in a pot.

At this time, the chopped pepper fish head liquid has been steamed, and Lu Duoxi boiled it and put it on a plate.Heat oil in a pan and pour it over the fish head.After a snort, the whole room was filled with the smell of chopped peppers.Sprinkle with scallions and cilantro, and the dish is complete.

The steamed buns were bought by Lao Zhang from a store outside, and he brought back a full incubator.People are in good spirits on happy occasions, and a few of them gathered around the dining table, picked up chopsticks, chatted and laughed, as if they were about to celebrate the New Year.

Lu Duoxi clapped his hands, his eyes bent into crescent moons: "Dinner is ready!"

Fish is all about freshness. If it is seasoned with spicy food, it is really not an ordinary meal.The fish head with chopped pepper is delicious, spicy and refreshing.Xia Chuan took a mouthful of steamed buns and a mouthful of fish, finally feeling a little better in his stomach.

A box full of steamed buns quickly entered his stomach.

After eating, just as Lu Duoxi was about to go upstairs, the head and skeleton that had been hiding in the cabinet during the day came out.

The skeleton first opened his arms to stop Lu Duoxi, then stood weakly aside, facing his finger bones tangled.

Lu Duoxi couldn't understand what he meant, but fortunately his head helped translate: "Sir, Lao Bai would like to ask you when you will arrange for him."

Seeing that two new customers came to the hospital, and both of them had already started treatment, their heads and skeletons were unavoidably anxious.

They have been in Guancai Hospital for many years, and they have worked for the hospital a lot, so they hope to get well soon and leave soon.

My head also knows that this situation is not easy for me to find my body.At any rate, Lu Duoxi explained to himself, he knew the truth.

But the skeleton is so quiet that everyone seems to have basically forgotten his existence.

As a suffering brother who was stranded in the hospital together, the head volunteered to ask the skeleton to understand.

Lu Duoxi has always remembered that there is still a legacy disease in the family, but the skeleton is a special case, and has not been able to find suitable fat and other organs and tissues.

Now that there is Xiao Zhu who is going to undergo liposuction, Lu Duoxi has a lot of confidence in his heart.Among other things, Xiao Zhu's body fat is definitely not a problem to use to fill the skeleton with a body.

Although the skeleton can't speak and falls apart at any time, he is diligent and down-to-earth, helping the store a lot.Lu Duoxi smiled at the skeleton, and patiently explained: "Wait a few more days, it will be your turn soon."

ha?

The boss with a skeleton mouth opened, his mandible was dislocated due to the shock, and he fell to the ground with a click.

"Really, sir?" Hearing this, the head was also very happy, wishing to arrange surgery for his brother tomorrow.

Lu Duoxi nodded: "Well, really."

"Great!" The head rushed towards the skeleton excitedly, the skeleton stretched out its hand to hold it at the mouth of its sternum, jumped twice excitedly, and finally fell apart again with a "crash".

Lu Duoxi couldn't help laughing when he saw this, and only hoped that the restaurant would open soon, so that both the restaurant and the hospital would be on the right track.

Just when the corner of his mouth was raised and he was thinking about the future, Fenghuang suddenly came to the door and shouted at the top of his voice: "Dean, please give me an explanation quickly, or I will have to go to the doctor!!!"