Orphanage for special children

It was violently windy and rainy, and it was as dark as night. Today's weather was like a disaster experienced by fellow Taoists. In the past, this would have been a daily joke, but today in 8013, no one would dare to make such a joke anymore.

Uber held the fifth baby in his arms. The stainless steel feeding bottle and the strong plastic pacifier were forced into the fifth baby's mouth. Seeing his little cheeks bulge, it is true that since using the special baby restraint After taking off the clothes, there is no such thing as eating and spitting anymore.

This was Uber's third week in the Welfare Institute for Special Children. After picking up the fifth baby, Qian Maomao reported to his superiors and applied for relevant personnel to come and pick up the fifth baby.

But on the third day, a team of journalists from two well-known domestic media professionals and senior cadres who single-handedly contributed to the establishment of the Welfare Institute for Special Children arrived.

How should I put it? Uber still vividly remembers what happened that day.

Qian Maomao: "Mr. You, is your copper coin a one-time consumable? You can't get it back every morning."

Uber: "Small copper coins are ordinary materials, modern handicrafts that are not even considered as high-quality antiques. If the magnetic energy inside is used up, it will not stick to the children's heads. It must have fallen somewhere."

Qian Maomao: "Oh, our place is all cleaned by hand. Ever since the robot cleaners were dismantled by Mu Mu and fed the balls, they have given us plastic brooms and dustpans. It’s really not easy to sweep it out.”

Uber: "...So, kids don't like to eat plastic? Why don't you give out some plastic robots?"

Qian Maomao: "That's not true. Tuantuan is too young to shit. I often use a broom and dustpan to shovel his shit. I guess other children find it disgusting."

...At least, it's a kid who loves cleanliness, congratulations, congratulations.

Uber: "So, how many brooms do we have here?"

Qian Maomao: "It's just a handful. Cleaning is done in shifts now, so we don't need any more."

Uber didn't continue this topic. Now he just wants to wait for the superiors to visit, so that he can propose the idea of ​​transferring. He really can't stay in this damn place.

Fortunately, the hard work paid off, at ten o'clock in the morning, after hearing that a senior official was here today, Uber had been wandering around the yard since six o'clock in the morning, ready to pick up the driver at any time, and now he finally waited for the long-overdue convoy.

The high-voltage iron gate is wide open, and the children who have been fed early in the morning are covered with diapers and cute animal pullovers. They complement each other with their small ears, small tails, and paws, which are so watery. cuties.

Holding the fifth in his arms, three employees of the special children's welfare institution stood behind him, surrounded by a group of babies sitting upright (stuffed).In order to keep the children from making trouble, the people in the special children's welfare home spent a lot of money and did not stop the children from eating iron, stone, and wooden furniture until the children were all full.

This is probably like a parent who dotes on their children and feeds snacks randomly, but "snacks" are really expensive.

The whole "reception" can be said to be perfect, except that the children are too full to move, and the movement depends on carrying, and the fifth baby is hanging on Uber's neck and will not let go.

But these are the smoothest shows for friends from the media. A few perfect cover photos can be directly used as magazine covers.

I have to say that the good looks of the children can open up the international page. An elderly editor-in-chief who was present was very pleased, and even had the urge to adopt a demon child. A happy moment surrounded by well-behaved children.

However, the moment of happiness did not last long, and the child's digestive system was also very good. After the editor-in-chief's expensive metal watch was turned into a snack, he never got within ten meters of the demon baby.

Wu Yeyuan (first-level officer of the Special Children's Welfare Institute): "Little You, your tasks are performed quite well. I was worried that the people sent by the special forces were too young to be competent. I think you are very good."

No, no, it's not good at all, even if the hemostatic bandage is removed, don't ignore the gauze on your head, sir.Uber maintained a polite smile, but if eyes could speak, he probably expressed his refusal in the form of a big essay.

Uber: "Sir, I don't think I'm old enough to take on such a big responsibility!"

Holding the obedient and clever fifth baby in his hand, Wu Yeyuan once again confirmed that Yubo is a malleable talent, neither arrogant nor impetuous, different from those young people who are complacent when they make a little achievement, special forces Sure enough, there are many talents.

Wu Yeyuan: "Little You, although you are still young, the future is unpredictable. I am optimistic about you. By the way, do you have a date now?"

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So no matter how high the position is, middle-aged and elderly people are still very keen on the marriage and love status of young people. Yubohan was in a hurry. Just as he was about to speak, he saw two burly men walking out from behind Wu Yeyuan. Yubohan was so scared that he said something. Swallowed it back again.

Wu Yeyuan: "The child in your hand was thrown in the orphanage. We came here today to promote the pilot orphanage, and to pick up this child. Don't worry, we also know that you are short of manpower and will not let the new citizens Throwing children to you at will, and when everything is on the right track, they will be arranged in various cities, well, Xiaoyou, give them the children."

Uber hastily sent the fifth baby out, even if he couldn’t resign immediately, but one less is one. After all, four employees have already been overloaded with eleven babies.

Taking the fifth baby from Uber, Wu Yeyuan stretched out his hand with a smile to tease the fifth baby who was still eating his hands.

The fifth baby sniffed his little nose, took it out of his mouth with his hand, and spit a bubble by the way, which made the majestic Wu Yeyuan so cute. His daughter was already in her twenties. Girl, I haven't felt the softness of a baby for many years, so I couldn't help but take the fifth from the guard.The fifth also refused to admit that he was born, looked at You Bo, then at Wu Yeyuan who was holding him, stretched out his little hand full of saliva, and patted Wu Yeyuan's straight suit.

Wu Yeyuan: "Hahahaha, this kid is very funny. Are you sure he is a child of the new nation? I look like a kid from country A."

Uber: "Uh—he should be a demon, a child of the new nation."

Wu Yeyuan: "It doesn't matter, anyway, they are all Chinese people. We will prosecute the whole process of this media report, so that everyone can pay attention to the child's condition. In the future, you can also organize some external activities, and the higher-ups will fully support it."

Uber: "Thank you, Mr. Wu."

Wu Yeyuan: "Thank you, this is all for the construction of country A and the protection of the flowers of the motherland. It's not too early to get well. We'll leave here first. Don't send them away either. Arrange the children to rest."

I don't know if it's the special charm of the child that made Wu Yeyuan very easy-going towards the four employees of the special children's welfare home. It can be seen that he also likes the children very much. Get up, let him knock his head on his shoulder.Shi Shiran led the mighty crowd out of the special children's welfare home and walked towards the convoy.

You Bo watched off for a while, saw Wu Wu lying on Wu Yeyuan's shoulder and giggling towards him, and subconsciously waved his hand to say goodbye to him, then turned around resignedly to look at the children who had become active again, and held them with each hand. Only Qian Maomao and the others sent them to the house like ducklings.

"Wow----"

"Mr. Wu!!"

At the moment when Yubo was about to close the gate of the villa, the familiar sonic weapon penetrated the entire suburb...

The mighty crowd...

Except for a few strong guards, all of them were "killed"...

Where "corpses" are strewn all over the field, the fifth baby is sitting on the ground, facing the direction of Uber, crying loudly...