Orphanage for special children

Wu Yeyuan: "So, what you mean is that Mr. Fifth is the legendary hero of all the new nationals. He was recuperated in a special children's welfare home because of a serious injury. That's what you mean."

Uber: "Yes, Mr. Wu, your summary is very good!"

A short story-like report on the origin of the incident is typed up, and a summary is summarized within a hundred words. Is it really the professional talent of the leadership?

Wu Yeyuan: "Well, very good, there will be an interview draft sent to you tomorrow, you have a day to rehearse carefully, and strive to perform well in the live interview program, after all, the program the day after tomorrow can decide whether you will take seven days of paid leave or deal with it on the spot. "

Uber: "Ming, I understand."

Uber hangs up the phone and sits in the office watching Wu Wu who is fiddling with his mobile phone on the sofa and Qian Maomao who is strongly asked not to let Wu Wu be alone with him.

Qian Maomao is enthusiastically introducing the full functions of the mobile phone to Fifth.

Qian Maomao: "You haven't got your identity certificate yet, and now all Internet browsing ratings are based on real names, so you can't read many things."

Fifth: "It's okay, I'll use Little Yoyo's machine to watch it. Before my body went to sleep, my gods would come out and move. I saw a lot of good videos on Little Yoyo's machine."

Qian Maomao: "...movie?"

Fifth: "Describe how to court, I think it will help my study, so I want to take a closer look to understand little Youyou's preferences."

Hearing this, Qian Maomao couldn't help but give Uber a look, how can you look at something like this while the child is asleep.After Uber understood Qian Maomao's eyes, he gave him a blank stare.

Uber: "Please speak carefully, it is a romantic literary film."

Fifth: "At that time, we only had small picture books. Everyone had no experience in courtship, and it was easy to annoy the partner. The people in the videos that Xiao Youyou watched were so good at talking. I also want to learn more about coaxing Xiao You. You, he is in a bad mood every day."

You Bo looked at Wu Wu with a cold face the whole time, who regarded himself as the hero of a romantic idol drama.

How should I put it, sometimes the timing of appearances in life is really important. As the auspiciousness among monsters, the fifth external condition is not inferior to international supermodels. Although the words are sweet and greasy, they can also be classified as sticky people who have always been popular Little milk dog feeling.In addition, the additional condition of the soft and cute baby who was also inseparable from Uber...

Everything seems to be the right time and place, but in fact, the reality is not as smooth and beautiful as imagined...

For Uber, who has finally adapted to work in a special children's welfare home, he was looking forward to the successful conclusion of his first external activities, to go home on vacation as soon as possible to meet the male and female breeders, and to live a baby's life.

But now he is being harmed a lot by the fifth, if he can't stand up and clean up, not only will his character be questioned, but the job of the iron rice bowl will also be put into the melting pot at any time. At the beginning, he "abandoned painting" for the veteran's work with superior benefits "Joining the army" can now be said to have lost his wife and lost his army.

Uber: "Tomorrow there will be a live interview and an urgent manuscript will be sent by mail. No matter what, you must memorize all the content in it! If you dare to play at will, I can only die with you."

After finishing speaking, Uber opened the door of the office without looking back, and happened to meet Haoli who was looking for someone. Haoli wanted to say hello, but Uber ignored him angrily.

Haoli smiled awkwardly, then moved into the office in small steps.

Haoli: "Little Qian, Zhao Yang asked you to sign the ingredients purchase order."

Qian Maomao: "Go now!"

Originally, the outsiders didn't want to get involved in this kind of awkward one-way love at all. Seeing a commander You who lost his temper with the legendary hero of the monster, his heart was already in turmoil.

Qian Maomao feels that he must remind Uber later, even if he doesn't like it, he can be more tactful, after all, no one knows whether the lovelorn monster will get drunk and go crazy, according to their normal state, they can kill people at any time Due to the situation, Qian Maomao is afraid that he will propose a national alcohol ban in his real name.

but……

Qian Maomao: "Mr. You has some special hormones. Obviously, everyone here is very concerned about taking care of children. According to them, they are the best candidates for spouses, but I haven't seen any demon employees who care about others. ?”

Qian Maomao, as the colleague and friend who has been with Uber for the longest time (the working environment is so insignificant and the number of employees is scarce, there is no choice if you don’t want to be friends), he will unite with Uber no matter what. It may help him solve the "marriage robbery".

Just muttering in a low voice like this, Qian Maomao went downstairs absent-mindedly.

On the other side, in the office of the director of the special children's welfare institution

Haoli: "General Xiangrui, you've made Dean You angry again."

After the fifth spirit merged with his body and mind and recovered, Haoli circled around him in amazement for a whole day. After chatting about many topics, Haoli also unexpectedly found that Xiangrui and him got along very well, and their temperament and preferences It was a big surprise to Haoli that they were very similar.

After all, he had always thought that those high-ranking generals must be boring and rigid, and would only spend a lot of time practicing and forget about the interesting world.But General Xiangrui is completely different, which makes Haoli very willing to share all the troubles in modern technological life for him.

Fifth: "I really don't understand. My memories when I was a child will also merge, so I think I am familiar with little Youyou, but why is he so angry? I obviously didn't do anything annoying? "

Haoli: "Oh, General Xiangrui, have you ever wondered whether Dean You had a stress response because of the sudden loss of a child? After all, when taking care of children, adults will be more vigilant and irritable, for fear of being attacked by other adults So could it be that after you suddenly became an adult, Dean You didn't make a transition during this period, so there is a kind of loss of a child because of your anger as an adult?"

Fifth listened to Haoli's words, lay lazily on the sofa, put one hand on the back of the sofa, touched his chin with the other hand, and thought for a while.

Fifth: "It's very possible, but I can't turn into a child again to please him."

Haoli: "Not only that, Dean You can be said to be the person who legally owns the most babies! Ordinary children can't comfort him at all, so it's useless to steal! It must be auspicious children!"

Fifth: "Since our time, I have been the only auspicious bird in the world. If it weren't for the fact that I was unable to give birth to offspring, I was sealed up by the other old guys to prevent extinction. It's happening again this way."

Haoli: "However, Qianmu doesn't mean that Yun Xingren can... A child born by birth is always better than a child picked up. If it is also an auspicious child, then there is no problem at all!"

Fifth: "I don't think it's appropriate, now little Youyou seems to be~hating me."

Haoli: "General Xiangrui, let me tell you! This is why you didn't find the right method! After more than a year of my science and technology social integration class! Before the adult body of the Yunxing people are combined, they need to announce to the world that they are about to get married! You wait I brought all these video content."

After finishing speaking, Haoli took out his mobile phone and clicked on the entertainment gossip page.

Haoli: "So, the day after tomorrow will be a good time for a live interview program, when the time comes..."

The fifth sat up straight and listened to Haoli's bad idea quite seriously. In short, Uber's future is quite worrying...

Demon social civilization, Internet health browsing code of conduct is also imminently needed to be added...

The author has something to say: The empty chapter issued by mistake is unlocked!

By the way, this story is really a product of random brain holes, and the outline probably only has a subtle (sand sculpture) world view

So basically every chapter is about what you think of and what you write, and it’s good if you can bring everyone to a fast fall~

PS: If there is no comment, I cry and faint in the toilet