Orphanage for special children

In September 8012, one month after Yubo enlisted in the army, the head of state met with the demon ruler again. This time, everyone unanimously reduced a series of cumbersome etiquette, mainly signing a peace agreement.

After all, demons and goblins do not have a fixed language. In order to show that Yunxing never discriminates against languages, a contract of hundreds of points based on the sum of the languages ​​of the world appeared. Several copies.

A truckload of peace agreements need to be signed, and if you stick to the gaudy opening, you may be able to sign them for a year.

This peace agreement involves many aspects. The key point is that these antique monsters do not conform to the civilized values ​​of the current culture and lack basic moral constraints. Therefore, many restrictions have to be added. In order to allow them to quickly integrate into society, everyone can get what they need and coexist peacefully. Not to cause trouble, the people of Yunxing have set up a very ingenious set of laws.

All monsters in their birthplace (corpse pit) can enjoy the nationality of the country. Adults (according to scientific mental testing) monsters can enjoy various social benefits of the country for free within three years, including modern education, and they can better integrate into society after three years The demons can be assigned to suitable jobs.There is no need to worry about the housing problem during this period. Countries have already begun to build "Tianmo Apartments", basically every city will have one, and every adult demon can receive one for free.

The five social insurances and one housing fund after work are also paid in full accordance with national standards, but based on the longevity standard of demons, the estimated time to receive them is still under discussion, which is a great thing for countries that have already had a declining birth rate.What's the point of giving them a room for free, they can pay taxes for hundreds of years!

The list of these items can make the heads of state laugh from ear to ear, but during the meeting, they have to maintain a heartbroken look and hope that the demon will reform, accept the benefits of new social technology, and enjoy the value of life.

It's a pity that those monsters who don't understand the sinister hearts of the technological society at all only know that these Yunxing people with strange weapons are willing to resettle them for free and offer money (there is also a minimum wage during the three-year study of how to integrate into society), so they want to I don't even want to sign.

The signing of those peace agreements was carried out entirely in accordance with the guidance of a 99-year-old special forces recruit who specializes in spells. As long as the demon signs his name, it is considered a compulsory contract, and it is useless to go back on his word later.

Since then, the spell specialists of the special forces of various countries have become the main "combatants" to check the validity of the signed contracts. After three days and three nights of sleepless inspections, only three contracts were invalid, and two of the three invalid contracts were due to I can't read, and one has no name.

It has to be said that facing such a loyal and honest monster, the Yunxing people were a little ashamed, but more of an annoyance. Why did they launch so many nuclear weapons because of these simple fools? ?

But the war has been fought, and the peace agreement has been signed. Now the primary purpose is to speed up the recruitment of new labor, ah, no, it is the learning and integration of the new citizens, so that they can serve the country as soon as possible.

However, the plan is always beautiful, and the implementation comes...

Country A of Yunxing, in the open class of monsters integrating into society, after the professor was attacked on the spot for the third time and was almost eaten as a meal, country A finally couldn't bear it anymore. Sure enough, ordinary people are still too weak for monsters, but why? It may be rare for a big country to fall. Country A, which was still troubled by the work arrangement of the special forces, decided to hold an open class next time, and all the special forces will observe it. If they see restless students, they will do it directly.

However, because the average age of the special forces is above 60, for a long time, everyone can see the formation of a university for the elderly. Half of the multi-purpose hall is filled with kind-hearted elderly people, and the other half is full of strange monsters and ghosts.

On the podium, the trembling professor had to change three pairs of pants in one class, but luckily he ended up wearing diapers.After class, the young professor looked at the adult diapers he had replaced, and thought silently in his heart that he could enter the government unit and successfully teach for three years (he was still alive) so that he could be directly assigned a high-welfare and high-salary iron job without having to squeeze his head.

Sure enough, studying is not as good as cultivating immortals...

But the good news is that since then, special forces have been in charge, and no professor has been eaten on the spot in the classroom, except that after class, there will be demons and old men and women discussing spells on the playground, which has led to many cities prohibiting standing still within the inner ring Everything other than the use of spells can be considered to be in an orderly manner.

Cloud Star July 8013

Uber has served for a full year, and it is finally time to be assigned an iron rice bowl. Because the average age of the troops is too high, most of them are assigned within a year, but Uber belongs to the category that lowers the average age. Young, strong, well-groomed young guys are always very popular in the special forces, so if you delay again and again, your service period will expire.

But it's a pity that he joined the special forces at an embarrassing time, one month before the end of the war, and his basic skills are fortune-telling and geomantic omen. Sweet words, in ancient times, this ability is also a prophet.

But the prophet also depends on the time period. When the war is still going on, the prophet needs to predict good or bad. In this regard, a 78-year-old master has long been in charge, and he also successfully predicted the end of the war.

With such a capable person, the timing of Uber's appearance is particularly subtle. A prophet in a peaceful era, even if he is capable, can only be a fortune teller for today, but fortunately, Uber is handsome. The military career has also added a bit of fortitude. In addition to pleasing the old men and women of the special forces, he has also attracted the daughters of many officers.

"It's nice to be young, look at Xiao You, how popular you are."

"Our little You is just too shy. It's been more than a year, and we haven't seen him have a girlfriend."

"Look at the company commander's daughter, it's almost here every day, and I haven't seen Xiaoyou open up."

"Boys nowadays are too disappointing."

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The daily life of Sunset Red's elderly troops is probably inseparable from the topic of young people's love and marriage, especially when watching Uber surrounded by the company commander's daughter, this topic can't stop.

But some people are happy and others are worried. Although Yubo belongs to the army and has not been upgraded for a year, he is not the only one in the entire special forces to lower the average age line. There are also several young people who have already become second lieutenants. Naturally, this ability "Useless", but the guy with a little boy is not happy.As long as there is Uber, in the eyes of those young ladies, they have a little more ability to produce carbon dioxide than air, which is equivalent to nothing and a little damage to the ozone layer.

So, after No.20 jointly submitted an application to the superior three times, hoping to let Uber arrange to retire from the army and take office as soon as possible...

finally!Got a response!