Put me on the broom star of ten thousand years
Chapter 7 Drunk
At the door of the apartment, Lin Chen got drunk and vomited profusely, tearing up in pain, propping his hands on the ground, and it took him a while to recover.It didn't stop for a long time, and he was noisy in the corridor again, causing many neighbors to look over his shoulders, and Yang Chang and Luo Feng struggled to get him upstairs.
Luo Feng went back to his room first.
Yang Chang helped Lin Chen to sit on the edge of the bed, then turned to pour him a glass of water.When he turned around, he was already lying on the bed, and he shrank up without taking off his shoes.
"Go take a shower first, the clothes are dirty and smell of alcohol!" Yang Chang pulled him up from the bed.
As soon as he let go, Lin Chen fell back and lay back.
"I don't wash!"
Yang Chang sighed and patiently pulled him up again.To put it bluntly, he dragged and dragged him into the bathroom, and found a piece of his own clothes for him.They are about the same height, and the clothes should be suitable except that they are looser.
After closing the bathroom door, Yang Chang finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Lin Chen vomited a while ago, he should be a little more sober, but the alcohol is not over yet.When he wakes up tomorrow, if he remembers jumping up and down all the way, fumbling around, and talking nonsense, he will die of shame!
Yang Chang also poured himself a glass of water. Just as he sat down to take a break, Lin Chen in the bathroom yelled again before his butt warmed up.
"There is no water."
Yang Chang thought it was a big deal.After living here for three days, he has become accustomed to the lack of water.
Yang Chang took a sip of water and said nonchalantly: "Then don't wash it, the water won't come."
There was silence in the bathroom.
It's been a long, long time.Yang Chang thought that Lin Chen compromised the iron fact that there was no water.
"Not cleaned."
The water that Yang Chang drank in one gulp almost didn't come out, he laughed and said, "I didn't lie to you, there won't be any water after a night, come out quickly."
There was no sound in the bathroom again.
After a while, Lin Chen: "You find a way for me, I'm covered in soap scum, I can't clean it, and I can't change my clothes."
Yang Chang said speechlessly: "It's so troublesome! Then don't wear clothes, just come out!"
"are you going?"
"Don't go!"
"Are you going?"
"Don't go! Don't go! If you ask a hundred times, you won't go! Where can I get water for you at night..."
bang-
The door of the bathroom was opened, and a mist of water filled the air and dispersed slightly.
"I'll go!? Big Brother, you're serious..."
Lin Chen walked out without hesitation, his white body was unobstructed, and the soap scum all over his face and body was not blocked at all.
Are kids nowadays so straightforward? ?
Yang Chang turned his head sideways, two blushes appeared on his face unknowingly, "Go in quickly, I didn't see anything!"
Lin Chen, are you really drunk or fake drunk?Can you wake up!
I hope he is really drunk, otherwise the hairs on Yang Chang's back will stand on end.Although they all belong to big men, but Yang Chang is so big, where has he seen a man standing naked in front of him?
Yang Chang couldn't calm down for a long time. From the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Lin Chen standing at the door of the bathroom, showing no intention of going in.
I thought it was the scariest thing.
Lin Chen suddenly acted like a baby, and shouted childishly: "Yang Chang——"
Yang Chang gasped, comforting himself that he must be hallucinating.
"Yang - Chang -"
Yang Chang couldn't sit still anymore, so he got up quickly and pushed Lin Chen into the bathroom. With lightning speed, he covered him with a towel, walked out of the bathroom, and closed the door.
A set of movements seems to flow smoothly.
Yang Chang said with a bitter face: "Brother Lin Chen, I beg you, change your clothes quickly. Don't scare my little heart at night!"
Lin Chen grabbed the doorknob and wanted to open it and come out.
Yang Chang quickly grabbed the handle, with one foot against the wall, refusing to let go.
The two chased after each other and tried their best.
Yang Chang blushed, gritted his teeth and persisted.His mind was full of thoughts, and some terrifying pictures flashed quickly.This kid Lin Chen is very strong, and he is also good at grappling!Now that he's drunk like this, it's hard to guarantee that he won't do anything.
"Lin Chen, wake up!!" Yang Chang was a little crazy, why did he have these pictures in his mind?
The two were at a stalemate.
......
The poor doorknob died heroically.The whole thing was dragged down by them.
"I'll go! Isn't it? It's really unlucky..." Yang Chang wanted to cry but had no tears.
Lin Chen stood there with a smirk on his face.
"Get your clothes on!"
Yang Chang picked up the doorknob with distress, and put it back carefully, but he was powerless.The small screws that fell out together did not know where they flew.
This time Lin Chen, who was drunk, seemed to realize that he had made a mistake, so he put on his clothes obediently.But he actually used the cuffs as a collar and put them on crookedly, revealing half of his belly.
"Get dressed." Lin Chen smiled innocently.
Yang Chang helped him put on his clothes helplessly, and said with a wry smile, "You know how to laugh now?"
I also wanted to take a bath, but now the door is broken, so I can only give up.
Lin Chen made a fuss all night, came out of the bathroom, lay down on Yang Chang's bed, and fell asleep in a moment.
Yang Chang found an old bed sheet and spread it on the floor to survive the night.Fortunately, the weather in Xihe is still sweltering, and the floor will not catch cold after sleeping all night.
Turned off the lights, it was already one o'clock in the morning.
Lin Chen's light snoring came from the bed.
Yang Chang was lying on the floor, the coolness permeated his whole body bit by bit from his back, he tossed and turned for a long time without any sleepiness.
Suddenly, Lin Chen turned over, kicked off the quilt, and covered Yang Chang's head straight.
"I go!"
Gritting his teeth, Yang Chang sat up, rolled the quilt into a ball, trying to wake him up.
After hesitating for a moment, forget it.Gently covered him with a quilt.
sleep!
Silent all night.
The next morning.
The sun streamed lazily into the small apartment.There are fewer passers-by and cars going to and from work and school downstairs in the morning on weekends. It is so quiet that people want to sleep in for a while to make up for the tiring and busy week.
Yang Chang didn't know what time he struggled until he fell asleep last night.I was dreaming a sweet dream when I suddenly felt someone kick me.Only then did he wake up, rubbed his sleepy eyes, and opened them reluctantly while yawning.
He fumbled for the phone in a daze, and took a closer look, and it was actually less than eight o'clock.Putting down the phone, he saw Lin Chen looking at him with a sad face.
Yang Chang stretched, sat up, and yawned several times.
"Why did you get up so early?" Yang Chang looked at his face, thinking, could it be that he remembered the scandal he did last night?
Lin Chen said lightly, "I'm hungry."
Yang Chang was a little speechless, did he really regard him as a nanny?What's more, all the grilled skewers last night went into Lin Chen's stomach!
"Wait a minute, I'll see if there's anything to eat." Yang Chang woke up most of the time, quickly rolled up the sheet and stood up.
Lin Chen also got off the bed and walked towards the balcony, suddenly feeling a terrible headache.
"I don't let you drink, but I want to be brave. You deserve it for the headache." Yang Chang went to the balcony to collect two clothes, and couldn't help but gloat and tease.
It was just a change of T-shirt, Yang Chang didn't go to the bathroom, and took off his clothes directly in the room.
Lin Chen turned his head and saw Yang Chang's shirtless body, and turned his head back again.
Yang Chang raised the corner of his mouth, now he knows how to be shy, you brat didn't even wear pants last night!
"You were so drunk last night, do you remember what you did?" Yang Chang asked tentatively.
Lin Chen walked in from the balcony and said firmly, "I don't remember."
Yang Chang: "Forget it, it's nothing."
I searched everywhere but found nothing to eat. Although the induction cooker I bought online had been left on the balcony to burn dust, the kitchen utensils I should buy hadn't been put on the agenda yet.Yang Chang thought for a while, so he might as well ask Luo Feng to go out for breakfast together.
"Where's my skateboard?" Lin Chen looked around the house but couldn't find it.
"What?" Yang Chang answered casually while brushing his teeth in the bathroom.
Lin Chen roared: "Skateboarding!!!"
Yang Chang quickly poked his head out, and suddenly remembered that when he saw Lin Chen last night, he was indeed on a skateboard.
"Barbecue shop!" Yang Chang patronized Lin Chen yesterday, who was so drunk that he couldn't remember his skateboard.
Lin Chen: "Go find it now."
Yang Chang: "It must be at the barbecue shop. Don't worry, wait until they open the shop at night to find it."
Lin Chen glared at Yang Chang: "Go now!"
"It's all closed now, where can I find it?" Yang Chang was very helpless.
Lin Chen curled his lips: "I don't care! If you don't go, I will go by myself!" As he said, he was about to go out barefoot.
Yang Chang looked at his furious look and suddenly missed the drunk child last night.
"Put on your shoes anyway! Do you know the way? Wait, I'll call the boss and ask."
Lin Chen stopped and looked down at his feet.
Yang Chang dialed the phone number of the owner of the barbecue shop, "The shoes are outside the door."
The phone rang for a long time but was not answered, Yang Chang really had to bite the bullet and make this call.That barbecue restaurant was open until late at night, and now the boss must be sleeping comfortably. If he wakes him up so untimely, he won't be able to get a discount in the name of an acquaintance in the future.
Lin Chen put on his shoes, stood at the door, and listened to the phone.
The call is connected.
"Who is it?" A deep, angry voice came from the other end of the phone.
Yang Chang frowned: "Boss, I'm sorry! I left a skateboard in your shop last night, did you see it?"
"Yes, come and get it when you open the door at night." Yang Chang heaved a sigh of relief.
Lin Chen rushed over and grabbed Yang Chang's arm: "I'll take it back now!"
Yang Chang nodded at him in embarrassment, and after talking with the boss for a while, he agreed to let them go and get it now.When the phone was hung up, Yang Chang could imagine the blue face of the boss.
Lin Chen was finally willing to let go, and with a melancholy look on his face again, he sat on the side of the bed in a daze.
Yang Chang complained: "A skateboard, why are you so nervous? What a stubborn temper..."
Lin Chen lowered his head and murmured, "That's a birthday present from my grandma."
Yang Chang's heart skipped a beat, he really fell asleep.I should have thought that he would look for shoes even if he didn't even care about them. It's definitely not just an ordinary skateboard!The impatient attitude just now should not have been.
"sorry."
Lin Chen shook his head.
"Let's go, I'm hungry too. Let's call Luo Feng, let's go out for breakfast after getting the skateboard! I know a super delicious breakfast restaurant, I guarantee you will be satisfied."
Luo Feng went back to his room first.
Yang Chang helped Lin Chen to sit on the edge of the bed, then turned to pour him a glass of water.When he turned around, he was already lying on the bed, and he shrank up without taking off his shoes.
"Go take a shower first, the clothes are dirty and smell of alcohol!" Yang Chang pulled him up from the bed.
As soon as he let go, Lin Chen fell back and lay back.
"I don't wash!"
Yang Chang sighed and patiently pulled him up again.To put it bluntly, he dragged and dragged him into the bathroom, and found a piece of his own clothes for him.They are about the same height, and the clothes should be suitable except that they are looser.
After closing the bathroom door, Yang Chang finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Lin Chen vomited a while ago, he should be a little more sober, but the alcohol is not over yet.When he wakes up tomorrow, if he remembers jumping up and down all the way, fumbling around, and talking nonsense, he will die of shame!
Yang Chang also poured himself a glass of water. Just as he sat down to take a break, Lin Chen in the bathroom yelled again before his butt warmed up.
"There is no water."
Yang Chang thought it was a big deal.After living here for three days, he has become accustomed to the lack of water.
Yang Chang took a sip of water and said nonchalantly: "Then don't wash it, the water won't come."
There was silence in the bathroom.
It's been a long, long time.Yang Chang thought that Lin Chen compromised the iron fact that there was no water.
"Not cleaned."
The water that Yang Chang drank in one gulp almost didn't come out, he laughed and said, "I didn't lie to you, there won't be any water after a night, come out quickly."
There was no sound in the bathroom again.
After a while, Lin Chen: "You find a way for me, I'm covered in soap scum, I can't clean it, and I can't change my clothes."
Yang Chang said speechlessly: "It's so troublesome! Then don't wear clothes, just come out!"
"are you going?"
"Don't go!"
"Are you going?"
"Don't go! Don't go! If you ask a hundred times, you won't go! Where can I get water for you at night..."
bang-
The door of the bathroom was opened, and a mist of water filled the air and dispersed slightly.
"I'll go!? Big Brother, you're serious..."
Lin Chen walked out without hesitation, his white body was unobstructed, and the soap scum all over his face and body was not blocked at all.
Are kids nowadays so straightforward? ?
Yang Chang turned his head sideways, two blushes appeared on his face unknowingly, "Go in quickly, I didn't see anything!"
Lin Chen, are you really drunk or fake drunk?Can you wake up!
I hope he is really drunk, otherwise the hairs on Yang Chang's back will stand on end.Although they all belong to big men, but Yang Chang is so big, where has he seen a man standing naked in front of him?
Yang Chang couldn't calm down for a long time. From the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Lin Chen standing at the door of the bathroom, showing no intention of going in.
I thought it was the scariest thing.
Lin Chen suddenly acted like a baby, and shouted childishly: "Yang Chang——"
Yang Chang gasped, comforting himself that he must be hallucinating.
"Yang - Chang -"
Yang Chang couldn't sit still anymore, so he got up quickly and pushed Lin Chen into the bathroom. With lightning speed, he covered him with a towel, walked out of the bathroom, and closed the door.
A set of movements seems to flow smoothly.
Yang Chang said with a bitter face: "Brother Lin Chen, I beg you, change your clothes quickly. Don't scare my little heart at night!"
Lin Chen grabbed the doorknob and wanted to open it and come out.
Yang Chang quickly grabbed the handle, with one foot against the wall, refusing to let go.
The two chased after each other and tried their best.
Yang Chang blushed, gritted his teeth and persisted.His mind was full of thoughts, and some terrifying pictures flashed quickly.This kid Lin Chen is very strong, and he is also good at grappling!Now that he's drunk like this, it's hard to guarantee that he won't do anything.
"Lin Chen, wake up!!" Yang Chang was a little crazy, why did he have these pictures in his mind?
The two were at a stalemate.
......
The poor doorknob died heroically.The whole thing was dragged down by them.
"I'll go! Isn't it? It's really unlucky..." Yang Chang wanted to cry but had no tears.
Lin Chen stood there with a smirk on his face.
"Get your clothes on!"
Yang Chang picked up the doorknob with distress, and put it back carefully, but he was powerless.The small screws that fell out together did not know where they flew.
This time Lin Chen, who was drunk, seemed to realize that he had made a mistake, so he put on his clothes obediently.But he actually used the cuffs as a collar and put them on crookedly, revealing half of his belly.
"Get dressed." Lin Chen smiled innocently.
Yang Chang helped him put on his clothes helplessly, and said with a wry smile, "You know how to laugh now?"
I also wanted to take a bath, but now the door is broken, so I can only give up.
Lin Chen made a fuss all night, came out of the bathroom, lay down on Yang Chang's bed, and fell asleep in a moment.
Yang Chang found an old bed sheet and spread it on the floor to survive the night.Fortunately, the weather in Xihe is still sweltering, and the floor will not catch cold after sleeping all night.
Turned off the lights, it was already one o'clock in the morning.
Lin Chen's light snoring came from the bed.
Yang Chang was lying on the floor, the coolness permeated his whole body bit by bit from his back, he tossed and turned for a long time without any sleepiness.
Suddenly, Lin Chen turned over, kicked off the quilt, and covered Yang Chang's head straight.
"I go!"
Gritting his teeth, Yang Chang sat up, rolled the quilt into a ball, trying to wake him up.
After hesitating for a moment, forget it.Gently covered him with a quilt.
sleep!
Silent all night.
The next morning.
The sun streamed lazily into the small apartment.There are fewer passers-by and cars going to and from work and school downstairs in the morning on weekends. It is so quiet that people want to sleep in for a while to make up for the tiring and busy week.
Yang Chang didn't know what time he struggled until he fell asleep last night.I was dreaming a sweet dream when I suddenly felt someone kick me.Only then did he wake up, rubbed his sleepy eyes, and opened them reluctantly while yawning.
He fumbled for the phone in a daze, and took a closer look, and it was actually less than eight o'clock.Putting down the phone, he saw Lin Chen looking at him with a sad face.
Yang Chang stretched, sat up, and yawned several times.
"Why did you get up so early?" Yang Chang looked at his face, thinking, could it be that he remembered the scandal he did last night?
Lin Chen said lightly, "I'm hungry."
Yang Chang was a little speechless, did he really regard him as a nanny?What's more, all the grilled skewers last night went into Lin Chen's stomach!
"Wait a minute, I'll see if there's anything to eat." Yang Chang woke up most of the time, quickly rolled up the sheet and stood up.
Lin Chen also got off the bed and walked towards the balcony, suddenly feeling a terrible headache.
"I don't let you drink, but I want to be brave. You deserve it for the headache." Yang Chang went to the balcony to collect two clothes, and couldn't help but gloat and tease.
It was just a change of T-shirt, Yang Chang didn't go to the bathroom, and took off his clothes directly in the room.
Lin Chen turned his head and saw Yang Chang's shirtless body, and turned his head back again.
Yang Chang raised the corner of his mouth, now he knows how to be shy, you brat didn't even wear pants last night!
"You were so drunk last night, do you remember what you did?" Yang Chang asked tentatively.
Lin Chen walked in from the balcony and said firmly, "I don't remember."
Yang Chang: "Forget it, it's nothing."
I searched everywhere but found nothing to eat. Although the induction cooker I bought online had been left on the balcony to burn dust, the kitchen utensils I should buy hadn't been put on the agenda yet.Yang Chang thought for a while, so he might as well ask Luo Feng to go out for breakfast together.
"Where's my skateboard?" Lin Chen looked around the house but couldn't find it.
"What?" Yang Chang answered casually while brushing his teeth in the bathroom.
Lin Chen roared: "Skateboarding!!!"
Yang Chang quickly poked his head out, and suddenly remembered that when he saw Lin Chen last night, he was indeed on a skateboard.
"Barbecue shop!" Yang Chang patronized Lin Chen yesterday, who was so drunk that he couldn't remember his skateboard.
Lin Chen: "Go find it now."
Yang Chang: "It must be at the barbecue shop. Don't worry, wait until they open the shop at night to find it."
Lin Chen glared at Yang Chang: "Go now!"
"It's all closed now, where can I find it?" Yang Chang was very helpless.
Lin Chen curled his lips: "I don't care! If you don't go, I will go by myself!" As he said, he was about to go out barefoot.
Yang Chang looked at his furious look and suddenly missed the drunk child last night.
"Put on your shoes anyway! Do you know the way? Wait, I'll call the boss and ask."
Lin Chen stopped and looked down at his feet.
Yang Chang dialed the phone number of the owner of the barbecue shop, "The shoes are outside the door."
The phone rang for a long time but was not answered, Yang Chang really had to bite the bullet and make this call.That barbecue restaurant was open until late at night, and now the boss must be sleeping comfortably. If he wakes him up so untimely, he won't be able to get a discount in the name of an acquaintance in the future.
Lin Chen put on his shoes, stood at the door, and listened to the phone.
The call is connected.
"Who is it?" A deep, angry voice came from the other end of the phone.
Yang Chang frowned: "Boss, I'm sorry! I left a skateboard in your shop last night, did you see it?"
"Yes, come and get it when you open the door at night." Yang Chang heaved a sigh of relief.
Lin Chen rushed over and grabbed Yang Chang's arm: "I'll take it back now!"
Yang Chang nodded at him in embarrassment, and after talking with the boss for a while, he agreed to let them go and get it now.When the phone was hung up, Yang Chang could imagine the blue face of the boss.
Lin Chen was finally willing to let go, and with a melancholy look on his face again, he sat on the side of the bed in a daze.
Yang Chang complained: "A skateboard, why are you so nervous? What a stubborn temper..."
Lin Chen lowered his head and murmured, "That's a birthday present from my grandma."
Yang Chang's heart skipped a beat, he really fell asleep.I should have thought that he would look for shoes even if he didn't even care about them. It's definitely not just an ordinary skateboard!The impatient attitude just now should not have been.
"sorry."
Lin Chen shook his head.
"Let's go, I'm hungry too. Let's call Luo Feng, let's go out for breakfast after getting the skateboard! I know a super delicious breakfast restaurant, I guarantee you will be satisfied."
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