different world uncle
Chapter 1
My uncle who had been asleep for 17 years due to a car accident woke up, but he seemed to have some kind of mental illness at the same time that no one wanted him.
I finished the formalities and ran to the hospital to see him.
The nurse was kind-hearted, and she was teasing him with the doll: "After you take this medicine, I will let you play with this doll, okay? All right. Come and talk."
I asked the doctor, "Did I go to the wrong department? This is actually a psychiatric department?"
The doctor said, "It's okay. Nurse Chen was transferred from the psychiatric department some time ago to assist us. We are a serious department in a regular hospital...but I think your uncle is actually quite suitable for the psychiatric department."
He whispered such a sentence, thinking I couldn't hear it.
But he is a doctor after all, I still have to trust him: "What's wrong with uncle?"
"Can't talk anymore."
"Dumb?"
"No, the language function has not been lost. In fact, he can't speak Chinese anymore."
After the uncle finished taking the medicine, the nurse gave him the doll.
The uncle seemed quite happy holding the doll. He glanced left and right, pinched the doll's head and lifted it up, and suddenly burst out a string of words that sounded scary: "*'.,? -~〔〕'!"
The nurse sister is worthy of experience.She was calm and full of smiles, and the hand holding the cup didn't even shake: "Su Qi likes this doll, doesn't she? If I like it, I'll bring you another one next time?"
I looked at the doll's head, which was about to be cut off by my uncle, and thought, "How did you know that he likes this doll?"
The doctor explained from the side: "The patient's mood has stabilized recently. Nurse Chen is very experienced in how to comfort patients. Her arrival is lucky for both us and the patient. After all, every time the patient gets sick, he must ask the nurse to suppress it." I think this kind of behavior is a burden to both doctors and patients.”
Why, can the uncle with thin arms and legs still fight the big man?Am I overestimating your hospital or underestimating patients?
I asked the doctor, "Can I see him?"
The nurse who had just finished her work came out pushing the cart. In addition to piles of medicines, there was also a large toy box on the cart.A doll with a visibly deflated neck poked its head out of the toy box, looking lifeless.
It was scary, and I worried about my own neck.
The doctor called her over and asked a few questions.
The nurse looked me up and down and said, "Don't irritate the patient."
I nodded.
"Change your clothes and make it more casual. It's too formal and patients tend to get nervous."
"it is good."
"If you really can't communicate, don't force the patient to speak."
"Does he rarely talk?"
"If it's the language just now, he seldom speaks. As for Chinese, I haven't heard him speak it."
I asked the doctor, "Is there any problem with Uncle's brain?"
"not found."
I scratched my head and sighed: "Okay, I'll go see him."
I watched him through the glass on the door before going in.Uncle has his back to me and is looking out the window.
I don't know what special scenery outside the window made him look at it for so long.But I looked at my uncle's back, and it seemed that I could watch it for a long time.
Uncle has lost a lot of weight, his arms are fleshless, his neck is long and slender, and he stubbornly supports his round head.A few days ago, when my uncle was unconscious, the doctor shaved his head and took a brain slice.Fortunately, there is no problem in my mind.
"Maybe it's a psychological problem," the doctor reassured me: "He is too depressed. We originally wanted to invite a psychiatrist... Of course it's not about money. It's just that you can come and see him. I think he just misses loved ones."
The doctor is very responsible, I finally decided to listen to him.
I straightened my mood and tugged at the corner of my clothes, feeling a little awkward.
Nurse Chen encouraged me behind me: "Go, what are you afraid of, I've never seen you so nervous on a blind date."
I see you as a nurse, I respect you, I don't scold you, but don't just push your nose and eyes like this - I smiled at her and pushed open the door.
"Su Qi, look who is here?"
Uncle turned around.
In fact, I was still a little embarrassed, and I didn't know why, so I held up the plush toy to block my head.I reviewed my uncle's life for more than ten years after he was in a coma, and I explained it with the cowardice of my hometown.
I moved the doll away, and smiled stiffly at my uncle, "Uncle, uncle."
Uncle blinked at me.Then his eyes slowly opened wide.He raised his arm and pointed at me, seeming to recognize me and not seeming to.
The nurse said, "It's Gou Jiaxuan, do you still recognize the nephew you adopted more than ten years ago?"
I'm still wondering how the things that happened more than ten years ago can be cleared up here. This hospital is too scary.From now on, if I'm a spy, I won't go anywhere, so I'll just stay here in your hospital. Will the country's leaders | leaders | people know whether the tofu nao they eat in the morning is sweet or salty the next day?
I walked over to my uncle: "It's me, Gou Jiaxuan. I, I actually wanted to come a long time ago. But some things delayed me. But look, I'm coming now?"
Before I took a few steps, my uncle stood up suddenly with his fingers pointing forward.
My heart suddenly became vigilant, and without much hesitation, I turned back and protected Nurse Chen——
"?...Ming~'《Long~:》Display'?"
The nurse patted my arm: "It's a good thing for a young man to be vigilant. But I've seen this a lot, so don't be afraid..."
"|Stand up??'-'|Stand|....? Stand up again."
I didn't want to show a little shyness at the nurse's useless teasing: "Uncle, he just spoke Chinese?"
"What? I didn't…"
"Re-establish life."
As soon as the voice fell, thousands of white lights burst out from behind me.The light congealed into mass, like a bucket of white paint poured all over my back.
I'm fine, I just feel heavy on my back and I can't see anything but the blinding light.Nurse Chen was in a terrible situation. She just opened her eyes and looked back, but her eyes were accidentally stung by the light.She let out an "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"" and passed out.
What the hell is this, hasn't uncle been in a coma for 17 years?Judging by his energetic and well-prepared appearance just now, he is probably not in a coma but has smuggled into the base for training for more than ten years, right?
I supported Nurse Chen, not daring to move casually, so I leaned her against the wall.
In fact, I was still a little scared and nervous at the time. It just so happened that some time ago, some professionals from our company came to provide safety guidance for the whole company.Now my mind is rolling and circulating what the preacher said to me, "One, two, three things you should do when encountering violent | terrorist | elements".
But now I think about it, first, I can't escape, and second, I really don't want to believe that my uncle, who has always been soft-tempered, can do anything big.
I raised my hands, turned around slowly, and said in the warm but not flattering, flattering and not humble tone that the front desk at my house greeted me every morning: "Uncle, brother, I admit defeat, I apologize. Back then It’s my fault, but I didn’t give up treatment for you, did I? We have something to discuss. Your legs and feet are not well. The doctor just told me not to irritate the patient. I don’t want to be blacklisted in the hospital. Uncle Sit down, calm down, you can hit me and scold me, but we just don't throw it casually, okay?"
In fact, I couldn't say a single word of the above.When I turned around, I saw Su Qi falteringly stopped.His swiftly long hair covered half of his face, but I could seem to see his eyes through those black hair.
His eyes must be looking at me brightly, just like he looked at me with his hands behind his back every night when he came home from work many years ago: "Jiaxuan, guess what I brought you today? What good things come back?"
Yesterday reappeared, no matter how many years have passed, my desire to survive is still rekindled at this moment.It prompted me to quickly squat | body, and actually managed to dodge the ghost thing that Su Qi threw at my face again.
"Ah Su Qi, you're catching moths again!...You still want to throw me in the face!"
"Oh, no, no, no, no."
I wanted to look up at him, but something weighed heavily on my head.
I was so excited that I almost knelt down without restraining myself.
Since Su Qi said it wasn't a moth, then it wasn't.He never lied to me.
I reached out and grabbed the damn thing off my head.But what is it?I took a closer look, and this ghost thing actually said: "Let me go... let me go!"
The little boy's voice is quite cute.
That is: "What is this? Transformers?"
"Yes, yes. You... give, you, of."
I don't need Transformers anymore.
I stood up, only to find myself surrounded by a group of dolls that were crawling around.I recognized all these dolls, all the ones that had just been pushed out by the nurses, and now they all came back somehow.
Most of the dolls gather around the nurse.They seemed to be trying to help the poor nurse, or at least help her into bed.But they are small and light, and a few big dolls can only lift a nurse's arm when they go up.The floor was slippery again, and I fell three times when I took a step.The nurse didn't move a step, but the person was led sideways, and his head almost hit the ground.
The biggest bear doll was in a hurry, and rushed to the head of the nurse, apparently trying to make a pillow for the nurse.
I'm all watching the fun, and the flying Transformers sit on my head again.This guy seems to be able to talk because of the speaker installed, and the electric current crackled in his small mouth: "What are you doing, go and help me."
I cut my voice, and said secretly: "The recent toys are pretty smart."
I didn't refuse it, and helped the nurse to lean her on the bed.
Uncle stood aside rubbing his hands and looking at me, he seemed to be more nervous than me.
I was relieved from my nervousness. I looked at him and felt that time had flown back, as if everything had returned to 17 years ago.It's just that I grew taller and he got thinner.
Su Qi has been well taken care of by me, and she has been bedridden for more than ten years, but her complexion is not bad, and her hair has inexplicably grown back to cover half of her face.His eyes are round and bright, and the corners of his eyes protrude into a pair of substandard tearful round almond eyes. He looks resentful and pitiful, but he also looks like the sad female ghost standing in the temple in Pu Songling's works, Looking forward to who will return but not knowing who to look forward to.
I laughed at him: "Are you afraid of me?"
Unexpectedly, he asked back: "You, you... afraid of me?"
I couldn't help laughing, feeling like I haven't laughed so happily for a long time.After I finished laughing, I stared at him, thinking that this person hadn't changed anywhere.Obviously, he is almost 40 years old, and there are not many wrinkles on his face. He is white and clean, even a little whiter than he looked back then.His eyes are still gentle, like a harmless dog, seeing that you are hungry, he will not only take out all his food, but even drag his entire litter out to you.He will give his heart to everyone, but I really hate this.
But if it wasn't for Su Qi's overwhelming kindness back then, I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to survive.
I walked forward, and accidentally felt tears soaking in my eyes.I said, "Uncle, give Jiaxuan a hug...Jiaxuan misses you so much."
Su Qi actually burst into tears.He stumbled forward, couldn't walk steadily, and fell into my arms.
"Hu, come back... come back. Jiaxuan is not pa... not afraid."
"Touching, touching. Let's applaud. Clap clap."
There was an unusually discordant voice behind me, my head jumped, and I turned to stare at the group of dolls.
"Is it so smart?" I frowned, and finally asked this sentence.
Did the hospital buy all these things for the medical expenses I paid?What's so good about this broken thing? Is it conducive to doctor-patient communication or promotes doctor-patient conflict?
I stared at the Transformers, which was still very good at talking to itself, and felt that it was quite unworthy.
But how did the group of plush toys move?It looks very soft, so there should be no metal filling equipment inside.
If any factory can produce this kind of toy... But I have not seen such a high-tech manufacturer so far. If this is the only product that has not yet opened the market, it may be meaningful to invest.Then the rate of return on investment and risk control...why didn't I bring out my laptop...where is my laptop.
When my thoughts were wandering uncontrollably to another realm, Su Qi behind me held my face and turned me back.
He stared at me with serious eyes: "Gou Jiaxuan."
Uncle usually doesn't call me by my full name, it's definitely not good.
I also stared at him: "Did you get into trouble?"
Uncle was wilted, and I was a little mad: "You have been lying in bed for 17 years, and you just woke up. What can you do? Ah, tell me, I listen... I can accept anything as long as it is not an illegitimate child. You say, I'll help you sweep your tail. I'll help you, don't be afraid."
I saw that I was talking too hard, and my uncle looked uncomfortable, and I couldn't bear it, so I hurried to comfort him.
Uncle smiled, as if he could finally say this sentence after holding it in for a long time, he said it very coherently and clearly, "You may not believe it, I have traveled to another world."
I had a headache: "...you might as well say that you just remembered that you had an illegitimate child."
"What, what?"
"It's nothing."
"What, what is this?... What are you doing?"
"This is a mobile phone. I'm asking the doctor which department the patient should be transferred to for treatment if he has delusions."
Uncle seemed to be angry, his face was flushed like a peach, and he could drink peach juice directly by sprinkling some water on it.
I turned off the phone and said with a smile, "Okay, I won't tease you...it's okay, if the paranoia is not too serious, you can go home for treatment. Let's..."
"Re-establish life."
There was another light, but this time it was weaker and lit from my hand.
...Well, in my hand?
"Ah, I can finally talk."
No, I don't want to hear you talk at all.
"This one is 145xxxxx255, let me call it number 255 for short. The software you installed recently is a bit redundant. I suggest you delete the software xx, xxxxx and xxx. After all, your usage rate of these software is very low but it occupies most of my memory. And based on the stocks you've looked at and recent market conditions, I recommend you buy these (page feeds), this (page feeds), and these types of stocks."
A payment notice popped up on the phone: "I still have some confidence in my prediction, and I hope you can have the same trust in me. Of course, it doesn't matter if you don't trust me, after all, I still have your fingerprint information stored. But The confidentiality clause does not allow me to do such an act, so I hope we can trust each other..."
Blatantly threatened to pay.
Uncle has always been able to defeat me with all kinds of weird things since before, and this time—even after 17 years—I still can only surrender to him.
"Uncle, I was wrong, I should not have mistrusted you, you are right, you have traveled through time, you have gained superpowers, I am stupid to try to question you! Please restore this phone to its original state. My data has not been backed up Yes..."
"You deserve it, you deserve it." The Transformers were very considerate, shouting for me while turning on the sound effects of the cannons to enhance the atmosphere of the scene.
"If it's convenient, let's restore the sounding broken thing behind me."
Transformers immediately fell silent.
Uncle smiled sweetly, but in my eyes suddenly became scary like a devil: "Okay."
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I finished the formalities and ran to the hospital to see him.
The nurse was kind-hearted, and she was teasing him with the doll: "After you take this medicine, I will let you play with this doll, okay? All right. Come and talk."
I asked the doctor, "Did I go to the wrong department? This is actually a psychiatric department?"
The doctor said, "It's okay. Nurse Chen was transferred from the psychiatric department some time ago to assist us. We are a serious department in a regular hospital...but I think your uncle is actually quite suitable for the psychiatric department."
He whispered such a sentence, thinking I couldn't hear it.
But he is a doctor after all, I still have to trust him: "What's wrong with uncle?"
"Can't talk anymore."
"Dumb?"
"No, the language function has not been lost. In fact, he can't speak Chinese anymore."
After the uncle finished taking the medicine, the nurse gave him the doll.
The uncle seemed quite happy holding the doll. He glanced left and right, pinched the doll's head and lifted it up, and suddenly burst out a string of words that sounded scary: "*'.,? -~〔〕'!"
The nurse sister is worthy of experience.She was calm and full of smiles, and the hand holding the cup didn't even shake: "Su Qi likes this doll, doesn't she? If I like it, I'll bring you another one next time?"
I looked at the doll's head, which was about to be cut off by my uncle, and thought, "How did you know that he likes this doll?"
The doctor explained from the side: "The patient's mood has stabilized recently. Nurse Chen is very experienced in how to comfort patients. Her arrival is lucky for both us and the patient. After all, every time the patient gets sick, he must ask the nurse to suppress it." I think this kind of behavior is a burden to both doctors and patients.”
Why, can the uncle with thin arms and legs still fight the big man?Am I overestimating your hospital or underestimating patients?
I asked the doctor, "Can I see him?"
The nurse who had just finished her work came out pushing the cart. In addition to piles of medicines, there was also a large toy box on the cart.A doll with a visibly deflated neck poked its head out of the toy box, looking lifeless.
It was scary, and I worried about my own neck.
The doctor called her over and asked a few questions.
The nurse looked me up and down and said, "Don't irritate the patient."
I nodded.
"Change your clothes and make it more casual. It's too formal and patients tend to get nervous."
"it is good."
"If you really can't communicate, don't force the patient to speak."
"Does he rarely talk?"
"If it's the language just now, he seldom speaks. As for Chinese, I haven't heard him speak it."
I asked the doctor, "Is there any problem with Uncle's brain?"
"not found."
I scratched my head and sighed: "Okay, I'll go see him."
I watched him through the glass on the door before going in.Uncle has his back to me and is looking out the window.
I don't know what special scenery outside the window made him look at it for so long.But I looked at my uncle's back, and it seemed that I could watch it for a long time.
Uncle has lost a lot of weight, his arms are fleshless, his neck is long and slender, and he stubbornly supports his round head.A few days ago, when my uncle was unconscious, the doctor shaved his head and took a brain slice.Fortunately, there is no problem in my mind.
"Maybe it's a psychological problem," the doctor reassured me: "He is too depressed. We originally wanted to invite a psychiatrist... Of course it's not about money. It's just that you can come and see him. I think he just misses loved ones."
The doctor is very responsible, I finally decided to listen to him.
I straightened my mood and tugged at the corner of my clothes, feeling a little awkward.
Nurse Chen encouraged me behind me: "Go, what are you afraid of, I've never seen you so nervous on a blind date."
I see you as a nurse, I respect you, I don't scold you, but don't just push your nose and eyes like this - I smiled at her and pushed open the door.
"Su Qi, look who is here?"
Uncle turned around.
In fact, I was still a little embarrassed, and I didn't know why, so I held up the plush toy to block my head.I reviewed my uncle's life for more than ten years after he was in a coma, and I explained it with the cowardice of my hometown.
I moved the doll away, and smiled stiffly at my uncle, "Uncle, uncle."
Uncle blinked at me.Then his eyes slowly opened wide.He raised his arm and pointed at me, seeming to recognize me and not seeming to.
The nurse said, "It's Gou Jiaxuan, do you still recognize the nephew you adopted more than ten years ago?"
I'm still wondering how the things that happened more than ten years ago can be cleared up here. This hospital is too scary.From now on, if I'm a spy, I won't go anywhere, so I'll just stay here in your hospital. Will the country's leaders | leaders | people know whether the tofu nao they eat in the morning is sweet or salty the next day?
I walked over to my uncle: "It's me, Gou Jiaxuan. I, I actually wanted to come a long time ago. But some things delayed me. But look, I'm coming now?"
Before I took a few steps, my uncle stood up suddenly with his fingers pointing forward.
My heart suddenly became vigilant, and without much hesitation, I turned back and protected Nurse Chen——
"?...Ming~'《Long~:》Display'?"
The nurse patted my arm: "It's a good thing for a young man to be vigilant. But I've seen this a lot, so don't be afraid..."
"|Stand up??'-'|Stand|....? Stand up again."
I didn't want to show a little shyness at the nurse's useless teasing: "Uncle, he just spoke Chinese?"
"What? I didn't…"
"Re-establish life."
As soon as the voice fell, thousands of white lights burst out from behind me.The light congealed into mass, like a bucket of white paint poured all over my back.
I'm fine, I just feel heavy on my back and I can't see anything but the blinding light.Nurse Chen was in a terrible situation. She just opened her eyes and looked back, but her eyes were accidentally stung by the light.She let out an "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"" and passed out.
What the hell is this, hasn't uncle been in a coma for 17 years?Judging by his energetic and well-prepared appearance just now, he is probably not in a coma but has smuggled into the base for training for more than ten years, right?
I supported Nurse Chen, not daring to move casually, so I leaned her against the wall.
In fact, I was still a little scared and nervous at the time. It just so happened that some time ago, some professionals from our company came to provide safety guidance for the whole company.Now my mind is rolling and circulating what the preacher said to me, "One, two, three things you should do when encountering violent | terrorist | elements".
But now I think about it, first, I can't escape, and second, I really don't want to believe that my uncle, who has always been soft-tempered, can do anything big.
I raised my hands, turned around slowly, and said in the warm but not flattering, flattering and not humble tone that the front desk at my house greeted me every morning: "Uncle, brother, I admit defeat, I apologize. Back then It’s my fault, but I didn’t give up treatment for you, did I? We have something to discuss. Your legs and feet are not well. The doctor just told me not to irritate the patient. I don’t want to be blacklisted in the hospital. Uncle Sit down, calm down, you can hit me and scold me, but we just don't throw it casually, okay?"
In fact, I couldn't say a single word of the above.When I turned around, I saw Su Qi falteringly stopped.His swiftly long hair covered half of his face, but I could seem to see his eyes through those black hair.
His eyes must be looking at me brightly, just like he looked at me with his hands behind his back every night when he came home from work many years ago: "Jiaxuan, guess what I brought you today? What good things come back?"
Yesterday reappeared, no matter how many years have passed, my desire to survive is still rekindled at this moment.It prompted me to quickly squat | body, and actually managed to dodge the ghost thing that Su Qi threw at my face again.
"Ah Su Qi, you're catching moths again!...You still want to throw me in the face!"
"Oh, no, no, no, no."
I wanted to look up at him, but something weighed heavily on my head.
I was so excited that I almost knelt down without restraining myself.
Since Su Qi said it wasn't a moth, then it wasn't.He never lied to me.
I reached out and grabbed the damn thing off my head.But what is it?I took a closer look, and this ghost thing actually said: "Let me go... let me go!"
The little boy's voice is quite cute.
That is: "What is this? Transformers?"
"Yes, yes. You... give, you, of."
I don't need Transformers anymore.
I stood up, only to find myself surrounded by a group of dolls that were crawling around.I recognized all these dolls, all the ones that had just been pushed out by the nurses, and now they all came back somehow.
Most of the dolls gather around the nurse.They seemed to be trying to help the poor nurse, or at least help her into bed.But they are small and light, and a few big dolls can only lift a nurse's arm when they go up.The floor was slippery again, and I fell three times when I took a step.The nurse didn't move a step, but the person was led sideways, and his head almost hit the ground.
The biggest bear doll was in a hurry, and rushed to the head of the nurse, apparently trying to make a pillow for the nurse.
I'm all watching the fun, and the flying Transformers sit on my head again.This guy seems to be able to talk because of the speaker installed, and the electric current crackled in his small mouth: "What are you doing, go and help me."
I cut my voice, and said secretly: "The recent toys are pretty smart."
I didn't refuse it, and helped the nurse to lean her on the bed.
Uncle stood aside rubbing his hands and looking at me, he seemed to be more nervous than me.
I was relieved from my nervousness. I looked at him and felt that time had flown back, as if everything had returned to 17 years ago.It's just that I grew taller and he got thinner.
Su Qi has been well taken care of by me, and she has been bedridden for more than ten years, but her complexion is not bad, and her hair has inexplicably grown back to cover half of her face.His eyes are round and bright, and the corners of his eyes protrude into a pair of substandard tearful round almond eyes. He looks resentful and pitiful, but he also looks like the sad female ghost standing in the temple in Pu Songling's works, Looking forward to who will return but not knowing who to look forward to.
I laughed at him: "Are you afraid of me?"
Unexpectedly, he asked back: "You, you... afraid of me?"
I couldn't help laughing, feeling like I haven't laughed so happily for a long time.After I finished laughing, I stared at him, thinking that this person hadn't changed anywhere.Obviously, he is almost 40 years old, and there are not many wrinkles on his face. He is white and clean, even a little whiter than he looked back then.His eyes are still gentle, like a harmless dog, seeing that you are hungry, he will not only take out all his food, but even drag his entire litter out to you.He will give his heart to everyone, but I really hate this.
But if it wasn't for Su Qi's overwhelming kindness back then, I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to survive.
I walked forward, and accidentally felt tears soaking in my eyes.I said, "Uncle, give Jiaxuan a hug...Jiaxuan misses you so much."
Su Qi actually burst into tears.He stumbled forward, couldn't walk steadily, and fell into my arms.
"Hu, come back... come back. Jiaxuan is not pa... not afraid."
"Touching, touching. Let's applaud. Clap clap."
There was an unusually discordant voice behind me, my head jumped, and I turned to stare at the group of dolls.
"Is it so smart?" I frowned, and finally asked this sentence.
Did the hospital buy all these things for the medical expenses I paid?What's so good about this broken thing? Is it conducive to doctor-patient communication or promotes doctor-patient conflict?
I stared at the Transformers, which was still very good at talking to itself, and felt that it was quite unworthy.
But how did the group of plush toys move?It looks very soft, so there should be no metal filling equipment inside.
If any factory can produce this kind of toy... But I have not seen such a high-tech manufacturer so far. If this is the only product that has not yet opened the market, it may be meaningful to invest.Then the rate of return on investment and risk control...why didn't I bring out my laptop...where is my laptop.
When my thoughts were wandering uncontrollably to another realm, Su Qi behind me held my face and turned me back.
He stared at me with serious eyes: "Gou Jiaxuan."
Uncle usually doesn't call me by my full name, it's definitely not good.
I also stared at him: "Did you get into trouble?"
Uncle was wilted, and I was a little mad: "You have been lying in bed for 17 years, and you just woke up. What can you do? Ah, tell me, I listen... I can accept anything as long as it is not an illegitimate child. You say, I'll help you sweep your tail. I'll help you, don't be afraid."
I saw that I was talking too hard, and my uncle looked uncomfortable, and I couldn't bear it, so I hurried to comfort him.
Uncle smiled, as if he could finally say this sentence after holding it in for a long time, he said it very coherently and clearly, "You may not believe it, I have traveled to another world."
I had a headache: "...you might as well say that you just remembered that you had an illegitimate child."
"What, what?"
"It's nothing."
"What, what is this?... What are you doing?"
"This is a mobile phone. I'm asking the doctor which department the patient should be transferred to for treatment if he has delusions."
Uncle seemed to be angry, his face was flushed like a peach, and he could drink peach juice directly by sprinkling some water on it.
I turned off the phone and said with a smile, "Okay, I won't tease you...it's okay, if the paranoia is not too serious, you can go home for treatment. Let's..."
"Re-establish life."
There was another light, but this time it was weaker and lit from my hand.
...Well, in my hand?
"Ah, I can finally talk."
No, I don't want to hear you talk at all.
"This one is 145xxxxx255, let me call it number 255 for short. The software you installed recently is a bit redundant. I suggest you delete the software xx, xxxxx and xxx. After all, your usage rate of these software is very low but it occupies most of my memory. And based on the stocks you've looked at and recent market conditions, I recommend you buy these (page feeds), this (page feeds), and these types of stocks."
A payment notice popped up on the phone: "I still have some confidence in my prediction, and I hope you can have the same trust in me. Of course, it doesn't matter if you don't trust me, after all, I still have your fingerprint information stored. But The confidentiality clause does not allow me to do such an act, so I hope we can trust each other..."
Blatantly threatened to pay.
Uncle has always been able to defeat me with all kinds of weird things since before, and this time—even after 17 years—I still can only surrender to him.
"Uncle, I was wrong, I should not have mistrusted you, you are right, you have traveled through time, you have gained superpowers, I am stupid to try to question you! Please restore this phone to its original state. My data has not been backed up Yes..."
"You deserve it, you deserve it." The Transformers were very considerate, shouting for me while turning on the sound effects of the cannons to enhance the atmosphere of the scene.
"If it's convenient, let's restore the sounding broken thing behind me."
Transformers immediately fell silent.
Uncle smiled sweetly, but in my eyes suddenly became scary like a devil: "Okay."
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