After rebelling against Yazi and finally abandoning it

In the last life, in order to win the trust of the lord, and in order to live a long life and die a natural death, he restrained a lot of violent temper.After all, a violent counselor is not enough to win the trust of the lord.

In this life, he is still a scribe, and he still wants to win the trust of the lord, so he must continue to be cautious, at least on the surface, it is really aggrieved and makes people want to kill.

As for the trajectory of life, impatience flashed in Shi Yan's dark eyes, since there are already 35 people in Kyoto who do not play their cards according to reason, it is not a bad idea to add him.

As the person who knew the second prince best, he could take the lead in helping him at the place where he was about to die, and then... create conditions for himself, and start his official career ahead of time!

After all, in order to make up for the exam, he made a sea of ​​questions strategy for himself. He turned over the test papers from the past many years and did it dozens of times. With a lack of aura and a lot of ingenuity, he should be able to barely become a champion... right?

There is no way, the weak in the liberal arts can't afford to hurt them.In the previous life, Yijia, he could be said to have put his life to the test. That was because Dalan hid on the beams of the house for a few days and nights and peeked at most of the test questions, plus the tens of millions of fans behind him were doing their best. The result of the trick.In this life, his barrage was completely blocked, so he could only rely on his own efforts to seize the opportunity.

On the second day, after Fang Kun overcame the difficulty of getting up from the weak body, he took a few servants out to find a suitable shop.

Dazhou regards white as beauty, and most men are the generation who wear makeup, so Fang Kun's pale and handsome appearance, the pink and white long clothes he is wearing, and the deep and cold charm between his brows have attracted many girls to show off frequently. Shame.

Fang Kun walked slowly in the hustle and bustle of the city, watching a huge fat man leading a horse pass him by with several guards, his gaze slid over the fat man's delicate auricles, and he sighed so beautifully, unexpectedly After being on a fat man, he left it behind.

And Zhuang Bai, who passed by him, also squinted his eyes, thinking that this person is full of makeup, pale, and has hostility in his eyes.Tsk tsk, you really can't tell what you look like.

Many years later, the two important figures in the "Historical Records of the Great Zhou" met for the first time at this moment.No matter the future generations will make up the many days of thunder and hype at this moment, but at this moment, they really treat each other as passers-by.

Rubbing shoulders and leaving, just waiting for the next meeting and collision.

Unlike the ignorance of the two parties involved, since Shi Yan's fans found out that Dianbai only wanted to touch an oiran at first, although they were aggressive with Dianbai's fans outside, they were worried internally.

[There is definitely something wrong with that oiran! 】

[And it's a problem that Boss Shi didn't discover! 】

[The main reason is that Boss Stone's health is relatively poor this time, and in order to take care of the soul beast Da Lan's preferences, he patronizes and sells makeup powder in line with the trend, and doesn't have so much energy to look at the overall situation, wry smile and snicker.jpg. 】

【I will definitely insist, not to recharge Dian Bai by a hundred! 】

[I am also persisting! 】

Shi Yan's fans are working hard, while Dian Bai's fans are scratching their heads.

They watched Dianbai's weight drop rapidly from 220 to 180 in just half a month.

During the day, you can eat dry food and chew jerky leisurely, eat wild fruits and grilled wild fish at night, practice boxing against trees in your free time, and sing loudly when you are busy, the whole rhythm of travel.It would be even better if he didn't throw in half of his property to bet on himself to win when he was gnawing on a big pie at night.

All the fans wanted to cry, but now Dianbai couldn't see what they said.How can I tell their stupid father that he accidentally singled out a boss, the violent king of the counterattack department.

"Now I put in 300w, and I will definitely get at least 600w after completing this task, yo li ya heh." Zhuang Bai chewed a piece of dogtail grass, touching his chin from three layers to two layers, it was so beautiful .

[Hey you pighead, you threw 300w for nothing, I really don’t know if you will cry to death when you know the truth. 】

[Dian Dae doesn't know how to cry, stand up and masturbate, and slap him head-on! 】

[But such things as usurping the throne, are people doing it? !This wish is not realistic at all. 】

[Moreover, according to Dian Dae's previous cases, once he felt that usurping the throne was not fun, he would definitely give up faster than anyone else. 】

[If Dian Dae can't even deal with the debuffed stone inkstone in this life, how can he be able to deal with the debuffed stone inkstone in the future? ! 】

[I am a true fan of Dian Dae, so I decided to bet 100 Dian Dae and 10000 Shi Yan, tell me, I am not alone. 】

【I also……】

【I also……】

Because Zhuang Bai, a big fat man, is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, so in the process of rushing to the northwest border, Zhuang Bai did not receive any pursuit or stumbling blocks. Except for a horse that was exhausted to death due to his weight, the journey was smooth. .

And the tiredness of the horse tended to be on the right track as his weight dropped.

When Zhuang Bo finally arrived at the northwest border, it was already one and a half months later. At this time, his weight has successfully become 130, which is already too thin for a 1.8-meter man.And this weight is the result of him deliberately slowing down and eating and drinking as much as possible.

Although the army in the northwest has already been taken into the hands of the Holy Majesty, Zhuang Bai, as the orphan of General Zhuang, his arrival will easily give him a feeling that his reputation is hard to live up to.If he arrived with the honor of that fat man weighing more than 200 kilograms, not only would he be able to break up General Zhuang's prestige in the northwest border, but he would also quietly push Zhuang Bai's death forward, killing two birds with one stone.

And the soldiers who had already received the holy order and heard all kinds of rumors about General Zhuang's orphan in the capital were all dumbfounded when they saw the slender young man in front of him.

What about the 200-pound fat man who has a triple chin, walks briskly, and breathes three times?

What about the spoiled and spoiled young man who can't bear a little bit of hardship and can't even hold chopsticks when eating?

What about the idiot that was agreed to be stupid, easy to be deceived, and would be scared to cry with a slightly stern face?

How could it be the product in front of me? !

If it hadn't been confirmed that no one dared to pretend to receive the imperial decree, no one would have pinned those rumors on this handsome young man with big round eyes.

You can see that his loose clothes hang loosely on his thin shoulders, his palms are thin and callused, and his body is obviously martial arts, and Ruifeng's eyes that are rolling around show two-thirds of the pupils, which is really different from the rumors.

Although it is far from the rumors, everyone can still vaguely see the shadow of General Zhuang from his facial features. Although the young man looks a little miserable, he is in good spirits. All the soldiers confirmed his identity as Zhuang Bai.

General Jiang, who guards the northwest border, is a confidant of the saint, and he has already figured out the meaning of the saint in his heart.But now, although General Zhuang's power has been captured, it cannot be blatantly suppressed under the eyes of General Zhuang's old subordinates.

Therefore, he only gave a few words of encouragement, and enrolled Zhuang Bai as an ordinary lieutenant, and he will be promoted according to the orthodox military merit.

The post of school lieutenant, from the ninth rank, is at the end of the rank of the military camp.As the orphan of General Zhuang and his status as an imperial edict to join the army, it is also appropriate.The current General Jiang neither deliberately suppressed him, threw him into a high position to make a fool of himself, nor did he take care of him or send someone to remind him.It can be seen that this General Jiang has an upright heart and puts the overall situation first. Having such a boss is a blessing for Zhuang Bai who will stay in the Northwest for a few years and is secretly preparing to usurp the throne.

Zhuang Bai's enlistment was generally relatively peaceful, except for the words that the soldiers patted his frail little shoulders, from the very beginning:

"Since the holy will has allowed you to come to the northwest, you should work hard. I believe that with the legacy of General Zhuang, you will definitely let you defend your home and country, and do something else."

becomes:

"Didn't you say that you grow flesh when you drink saliva, why now I see that you lose flesh after eating a bucket of rice."

which ends up being:

"The food shortage is a bit big recently, you kid should eat less."

Although he was the only son of General Zhuang, when General Zhuang died, he was still young and had no time to teach, and the manor had never heard that he had hired a martial arts master, so the soldiers did not have much expectation for his true strength.

But soon, they knew that they were thinking too much.

Physical strength, combat effectiveness, and understanding of the art of war, there is almost nothing that can stump this skinny brat.If it weren't for the fact that his progress could be clearly seen in battle after battle, everyone would really think that he is an immortal genius.

Regarding the matter of joining the army, although the theme of Zhuang Bai's live broadcasts has always been food, and countless people live for eating and playing, but he has experienced many worlds. In addition to the flesh, he is also gradually exercising his body in preparation for integration into the army.

Although he is weak in actual combat, his excellent comprehension ability allows him to grow rapidly in the war, and his training skills and combat foresight have won the respect of soldiers.

Zhuang Bai's life in the northwest frontier, except for his nickname of "Zhuang Xiaozhitan" and the alias of "rice bucket", everything is good.

He eats a lot, but he doesn’t grow any meat, and he becomes skinny when he eats less, and he goes out day and night to dig wild vegetables for supper. Such a down-to-earth little shortcoming makes Zhuang Bai quickly integrate into the Northwest Army amidst the teasing of everyone. in this big environment.

And for Dianbai fans:

[Watching so many worlds broadcast live by Dian Dae, this is the first time I haven't felt hungry. 】

【I look thinner. 】