After rebelling against Yazi and finally abandoning it

Facing this sticky copper pea that couldn't be beaten or shaken off, Fang Kun clenched his fist and thumped lightly on the armrest of the chair, with a cold gleam in his eyes, and irritatedly reprimanded: "If you can divide your thick skin I would like to use it to make a fur coat."

"After we get married, every part of me will be yours."

If I have a thicker skin than you, I will lose. mmp!

The saint's wild hunting is a rare event.Civil and military officials put on their riding clothes one after another, and devoted themselves to this midsummer wild hunt in Licheng amidst the blue sky and green fields.

Since the saints come to Licheng almost every year to escape the summer heat, the Licheng Mountain Resort is well prepared, and a large number of animals have been released in the forest early to meet the hunting needs of the officials.

As a patient with severe persecution paranoia, Fang Kun has been busy screening weapons and preparing poison since morning, striving to arm himself from hair strands to toenails.Even if an accident does happen, the other party must be dragged to hell together and die a worthy death.

As for relying on Zhuang Bai?

Ah.In his mindset, entrusting his own safety to others is what the weak do.He, Shi Yan, even in such a situation, cannot be a weak person who depends on others.

After everything was ready, Fang Kun put on the riding suit for the first time in this world, held the poisoned dagger in his sleeve pocket tightly, felt all kinds of poison powder carried around his body, and with the determination to die, he and the Da Lan went to the wild hunting ground together.

This year, the old sage feels like his lucky year.

This year Wei Guo is flooded, and his great week is smooth; this year Wei Guo is defeated, and he enjoys his great contribution; this year he found a young general who is both civil and military. Comfortable.The most important thing is that this little general is very masculine, and will not pose any threat to his court situation in the Great Zhou Dynasty. Even the gold medal for avoiding death that was originally placed with him, the little general wants to take the initiative to hand it in. Yes, this made the old sage feel extremely comfortable.

During today's wild hunt, he patted Zhuang Bai on the shoulder uncharacteristically and said: "Perform well today, if you don't get the first name, you won't have the deer leg I hunted tonight."

Zhuang Bai raised the corners of his lips confidently: "Your Majesty, you can rest assured that you will prepare the deer legs for the humble official. This time the first name has no chance for anyone else."

The sage Long Xin rejoiced: "Your boy is confident, so I will take a look at it?"

Zhuang Bai patted his chest confidently: "Of course."

Before leaving to shoot and hunt, Zhuang Bai walked around in front of Fang Kun again, showing his heroic figure. He watched Fang Kun leading a horse and grazing in a secluded place in the forest, and said speechlessly: "Brother Fang, It’s fine if you don’t ride it, at least let it go for a walk, but it doesn’t seem very good to let it walk you like this.”

Fang Kun raised his head, and after confirming that there was no one around, Wen Run's eyes suddenly became sharp, and his demeanor turned irritable and dangerous, and he rebuked violently, "Shut up."

Zhuang Bai blinked boldly: "...Every time I see Brother Fang losing his temper, it's amazing."

Da Lan, who was thrown to lie dead in the grass not far away because he had just laughed at Fang Kun, immediately admired the nervous Zhuang Bai.

Fang Kun closed his eyes, calmed down the surge of blood caused by the sudden change of mood just now, took out the pink handkerchief, vomited a mouthful of blood, and looked weakly at the idiot in front of him: "Can't you see that I reject you?"

"I can see it, but I just like you." I just like to see your aggrieved look, which is obviously very angry, but you can't get rid of me, so fresh and real.

Zhuang Bo's eyebrows were crooked, and he was not at all frustrated by Fang Kun's attitude. He took the blood handkerchief from Fang Kun's hand with a natural attitude, and thought: "Don't vomit blood at random in the wild hunting place, it is easy to attract wild animals. It's really worrying that I have not learned to control my temper at this age."

Fang Kun: "...Pfft!" Who did this to him? !Was he trying to lose his temper out of nowhere?If it wasn't for you, the instigator, who always used his presence in front of him, would he be like this?

Taking advantage of Fang Kun's great blow, Zhuang Bo stroked the curly hair on his shoulders contentedly: "Besides, you have already promised me that you will not hide from me within a month, and we must pay in both. "

Ever since Fang Kun fell into the water and woke up last time, his mask in front of him always cracked. Although most of them were angry, Zhuang Bai said that he enjoyed Fang Kun's change very much.

"Okay, I won't flirt with you anymore, I'll hunt fox fur for you, make a cloak for you in winter, and wait."

Fang Kun, dumbfounded: which eye of his saw Lao Tzu flirting with him?

Seeing enjoyment and complacency in Zhuang Bai's eyes with sharp eyes, Fang Kun squinted his eyes, suddenly became competitive, stretched out his hand and pulled Zhuang Bai's waist, stroked Zhuang Bai's thin waist with his big hand, and pressed his lips to his delicate auricles : "Last time I asked you how many little kisses you had before, but you didn't answer me."

Zhuang Bai was stunned for a moment, first he wanted to say that the current posture of being held by the waist seems a bit wrong, then after hearing Fang Kun's question, he hurriedly proved his innocence: "Brother Fang, you have to trust me, You are my only little kiss right now." While speaking, he still stretched his hands forward to rest on Fang Kun's thin waist, imitating Fang Kun's movements and constantly groping.

[Dian Dae said that there is nothing wrong with it, although it is a bit evasive. 】

【Isn't the answer to the point at all. 】

[Give Dian Dae ten bear galls, and he would not dare to tell Shi Yan his love history frankly.By the way, how many little kisses did Dian Dae have before, was it 312 or 313? 】

[317, plus Shi Yan, the total is 318, thank you. 】

[Thinking about it this way, compared to Chu Ge's Shi Yan, I still made money. 】

[Dian Dae is also a first-time brother, okay, every time he is in the heartbeat period, he can't hit a home run and starts to ebb across the board. I feel that he is miserable when I look at him! 】

[It's so miserable + interstellar light brain number! 】

Fang Kun tore away Zhuang Bai who was lying on his back: "Just say what you say, don't touch your hands."

"You touched me first."

Fang Kun's dead fish eyes: "..." Can this be the same?How much tofu you ate while I was in a coma, I only ate a little of you.

But after all, because other people were walking around, Fang Kun couldn't show his anger on the surface, Fang Kun squeezed out the words through his teeth reluctantly: "This is the rule of getting along between us. It's okay if you don't agree, just hold back."

Zhuang Bai was stunned for a moment, and a blush of happiness quickly appeared on the corners of his eyes and brows: "Okay, our family is up to you, you can say whatever you want." After finishing speaking, he automatically leaned his waist in the direction of Fang Kun, "Where do you want to touch?" It's all right."

Fang Kun: "..." This expression is so rippling.

I always feel that once he goes down, he will be the one who suffers.In other words, he just had a flash of inspiration. The idea of ​​eating twice as much tofu as he was eaten is really unreliable.

Fang Kun shook his head, this idea is too weird, as expected, if he is with idiots, he will be infected.

[Inexplicably sweet. 】

[I want to watch it a little longer. 】

[The corners of the mouth involuntarily turned up, as expected, those who are with Dian Dae will inexplicably become sweeter. 】

[Maybe he became stupid out of nowhere, upstairs. 】

[23333, heartbroken, old iron. 】

Zhuang Bai, who was finally sent away with a few words, felt that he could kill the three bears empty-handed now after being encouraged by his little kiss.

For the little kiss's cloak, he fought!

The soldiers from this side set off bravely and rode their horses to hunt wildly. The ladies and ladies from that side also gathered together, discussing excitedly the performance of the warriors today.As for Zhuang Bai who performed the most brilliantly today, all the female guests expressed that he was already dead.You can see the sincere smile he gave when he and Fang Xiuzhuan were together, making people have no courage to get involved in the past.

"Indeed, I heard that ever since the rumors about Zhuang Shenjiang and Fang Xiuzhuan came out, many young masters wanted to join Zhuang Shenjiang's line. , There are some strong ones like Xiuzhuan, but none of them have caught the eyes of General Zhuang."

"Hehe," the wife of another second-rank official covered her mouth and laughed lightly: "I heard this matter discussed by the boys a while ago, and I thought it was almost going to be done by those young masters. I think that once Fang Xiuzhuan fell into the water, they immediately covered the waves that had just turned up. It can be seen that if this man puts his mind to it, he is no worse than our back house. Look at Fang Xiuzhuan's fall into the water , won’t you succeed in keeping your position.”

"But this matter, maybe it was really an accident. I heard that Fang Xiuzhuan was close to death at the time, and, until now, Fang Kun has not let go of his mouth."

"I don't know. If Fang Xiuzhuan's attitude has always been refusing, how many days can Zhuang Can last?"

"Whether you let go or not, it's probably coming soon, just wait and see." The lady made the final conclusion firmly.

The other wives responded one after another, "I guess he can't hold on for long, after all, although the man's love is fierce, if it fades away, it will be too late. If you don't seize the opportunity, it will be too late."

"That's it."

The woman sat around in this room, talking about the excitement of popular gossip in Kyoto, when Da Lan, who came out to inspect the terrain in the other room, listened seriously.It flicked the tip of its flexible tail, raised its golden vertical pupils, squinted and compared Fang Kun to the long-tongued woman who used to be scheming in the back house, and flicked her tail away calmly.

Soon, a woman's exclamation came from outside the camping tent. It is said that the wife of a senior official was entangled in several green snakes and she was frightened and fainted, which caused a lot of panic in the women's family area.In this regard, Da Lan shook the tip of his tail, hiding his achievements and fame.

As for Fang Kun, it was almost dusk when he heard Da Lan's report on his achievements. At this time, he was standing under the shade of a tree, blowing the cool breeze, while watching the blush-faced girl wandering for a long time under the setting sun. Afterwards, finally plucking up the courage to confess to the man Qiaoxiao Yanxi.

The two are beautiful and handsome, and under the golden-pink sunset, they are covered with a different kind of ambiguous color.

Fang Kun squinted his eyes, looked at the dignified man surnamed Zhuang Mingbai, and rejected the girl with gentle words.In order not to embarrass the girl, she also took out a prey from her hand to give back. When asked, she only said that she came to beg for a cute little rabbit to take home and raise it.

This move even invisibly enhanced his status in the hearts of many ladies in the boudoir, and he was gradually exaggerated as a gentle and affectionate person.

Fang Kun raised his eyebrows and asked Da Lan, "You said that my relationship with peach blossoms is worse than that of Zhuang Bai, is it because I am not very gentle in rejecting others?"

[Of course, no one likes to be kicked, decapitated, or pierced with a sword. 】

[That is necessary, after all, no one would like a persecution paranoid, except Dian Bai. 】

[That's for sure, after all, no one can stand being tortured as a conspirator every time they strike up a conversation. 】

【Thinking about it this way, it is really not easy for Dian Bai to endure Boss Shi for such a long time. 】

【That's because Dian Bai is thick-skinned, very thick-skinned, not normal thick-skinned, thank you. 】

[To sum up the main point in one sentence, because Dian Bai has an invincible thick skin, so his energy consumption can move Boss Shi. 】

While scurrying about in the tent in the distance, Da Lan casually replied, "Ah? When have you ever had such a thing as gentleness?"