After rebelling against Yazi and finally abandoning it

Half a month later, the old sage set off for Licheng with his appointed civil servants and military generals, starting this year's two-month summer vacation.

Although Kyoto is not far from Licheng, it is only three or four days away at a fast pace, but the trip is slow due to the large number of people, even though the old sage and all the officials are riding in refitted sophisticated carriages, which speed up a lot, it is still difficult to reach the destination. It takes eight or nine days.

For senior officials with ice basins on their cars, this is just a few more days of wandering on the road, but for Fang Kun, a weak and low-level official from the sixth rank, it is really fatal.

The consumption of ice basins along the way is too large, and the purchases are completely insufficient for flowers.Facing a group of high-ranking first-rank, second-rank, and third-rank officials, who would dare to fight for low-ranking officials?It's not that he doesn't want a career.

Therefore, Fang Kun, as a low-level official among them, has no choice but to straighten up every day except to close his eyes and straighten his body with soul power.Even if he knew how to make ice, he didn't dare to make ice in a place full of eyes. In the final analysis, it was the fault of his low official position.Going deeper, this is Zhuang Bai's fault.

If it wasn't for the fear of attracting the challenger's attention, if he did too much and would expose his identity, he would have used his previous life's prophet, fortune-telling, foretelling, and dancing master, to be invited out of the mountain by the third to become a national teacher, so how could he suffer? Haha, go to take that one test after another, to do this little compilation from the sixth grade? !

Therefore, even if Zhuang Bai sent someone to invite him to enjoy the coolness in his cool frame, which made him feel much lighter, he was not grateful in his heart.Because he firmly believed that the reason why he appeared in the accompanying team that made his life miserable was undoubtedly Zhuang Bai.

Fang Kun was able to let go and get into his carriage, which surprised Zhuang Bai.

He personally arranged Fang Kun's daily necessities carefully and meticulously.In the end, even Fang Kun, who enjoyed it with a mentality of finding fault and revenge at the beginning, felt a little uncomfortable.

"Brother Fang, try this fruit. Da Zhuang just purchased it and chilled it just now. You are weak, so although you can't eat more, eating a little bit can still relieve the heat."

"Brother Fang, this ice jade mat can not only relieve the heat, but also won't hurt the body. It has a miraculous effect on people with weak health to relieve the heat in summer. You can try it on it."

"Brother Fang, I'll give you this box of handkerchiefs. I'm sure you won't feel stuffy when you vomit blood. The ice silk is smooth and the blood-sucking ability is very good. You deserve it."

"Brother Fang..."

Fang Kun: "..."

If this person was not the challenger who summoned him here to punish the world, if they were not opponents in this world, if he hadn't taken advantage of him when he was unconscious last time, he would still be a good and competent little brother.

Come when you call, leave as soon as you wave, and work tirelessly.

It's a pity... there are not so many ifs.

They are always enemies.

"What's cheap, your description is too light, it's eating tofu! Eating tofu! The kind of food that you turn over and over, and fry the front and the other side. You can't downplay his criminal plot into nothingness just because you're unconscious! Da Lan scolded after hearing Fang Kun's thoughts, "If you saw it with your own eyes, you would definitely be shocked by his shamelessness."

Although it spends most of its time developing cosmetics in this world, it is because this side punishes the world for discriminating against it too much, and directly gave it a green skin of duck feces, making it directly lose its sense of life and struggle passion.However, you can't just ignore its opinions because of this, especially his rare and sincere retelling.

The blue veins on Fang Kun's forehead twitched: "...shut up." He managed to reconcile his mood, but was messed up again by his stupid soul beast.

With Zhuang Bai's current physical fitness, force and poison are useless to him at all, so he has to follow the analysis listed in the plan and do it in a roundabout way.

Before successfully killing Zhuang Bai and destroying his original mission, he could only keep this matter to the bottom of his heart and downplay it as much as possible.After all, with his current weak body, if he keeps thinking about it, it will not have any other benefits except that he can piss himself off faster.

Just at this time Zhuang Bai handed over a cup of ice cup, Fang Kun pushed the ice cup out of embarrassment, although the force was quite strong, but in his thinking, it must not be compared with Zhuang Bai at this time.But the fact is that Zhuang Bai didn't know why, but he didn't catch it firmly. With his strength, the ice cup spilled out half of the bowl, and fell onto Zhuang Bai.

Zhuang Bai shook his hands in shock, straightened up, and hurriedly got up to shake out the ice cubes that had been sprinkled into his underwear. His description was so embarrassing and his actions were so urgent that even he knew that this was probably done on purpose by Zhuang Bai. Fang Kun couldn't help laughing out loud.

People who don't smile all the year round are often quite amazing when they smile.

In Zhuang Bai's eyes, Fang Kun, who has been wearing a cold, poisonous tongue, or angry face all the year round, smiles like the first snow and ice, as if the bright sun is suddenly pouring down in front of him, and the warm wind with the fragrance of flowers Among them, the beauty is so beautiful that people can't take their eyes off.

Fang Kun lay on the mat, looked sideways at the handsome man beside him who immediately amused him as soon as he noticed the change in his mood, and shook his head.

Although embarrassed, it does not damage its appearance.He has a straight figure, shiny black hair, a delicate neck, and those unique pair of phoenix eyes.It is clear that Zhuang Bai's eyes are often cold and proud, but because of his unique eye shape, he always gives people an illusion of tenderness.

This kind of person is often very popular.

It's a pity that he treats himself sincerely.

Fang Kun looked at Zhuang Bai's embarrassment, stopped talking, ignored the strange ripples in his heart, and said firmly: "You did it on purpose just now."

Zhuang Bai, who was still immersed in Fang Kun's short-lived smile just now, hadn't recovered yet: "...Ah? Ah! No, no, no."

Outside the car, Lord Die turned his head in dismay: "Others shame you, but you smile like an idiot. What about your face? Don't you want to be moral?"

"Can face and integrity be eaten?" Zhuang Bai retorted without thinking, "Also, have you noticed that my little kiss has more and more expressions in front of me, and is no longer as cold as before From beginning to end, don't you feel that this is an improvement?"

Master Die rolled his eyes speechlessly: "No, thank you."

Zhuang Bai shook off the ice cubes on his body, and said with a smile: "You look so pretty when you smile, you should smile more."

The corners of Fang Kun's upturned mouth tightened, and before he could speak, he was interrupted by Da Lan, who hated iron and steel: "Don't let him lead you away, he is using a beauty trick to soften you! You have to know, Your stupid look at that time has already been screenshotted and recorded by hundreds of millions of live viewers, if you don’t take revenge now to save face, after you return to reality and see those videos, don’t take your anger out on me!”

Fang Kun: Pfft!

Heartbroken, old iron!

Zhuang Bai hurriedly opened the box, and took out a tender pink one from a pile of shiny and smooth handkerchiefs to wipe his lips, "Even if you want to try it, don't be so impatient. Come, let me wipe it for you."

Fang Kun, who struggled to fight for the handkerchief but never took the initiative, angrily reprimanded: "Let go, I will do it myself."

After Zhuang Bai wiped it off in twos and twos, he didn't forget to touch his chin at the end, and raised the corners of his lips proudly, "No need, I've finished wiping it off."

Fang Kunsheng closed his eyes helplessly, and gritted his teeth: "...Da Lan, I now believe that he must have tried everything to eat my tofu while I was in a coma."

Da Lan curled his tail and raised his head energetically: "So, how do we get rid of him next, so as to save our face and the face we were trampled on?"

"Timing! Of course it is to find the right time! Then kill him!" Fang Kun squinted, with murderous intent looming in his eyes.

Zhuang Bai shook his hands excitedly, ah, my little kiss is really becoming more and more attractive.

Along the way, compared to Fang Kun's indifferent attitude when he met with gentlemen, Zhuang Bai, after half a month of interpersonal communication with super high EQ, there will be many officials who come to chat with each other before driving every day, no matter whether they are civil or military, whether they are old or not. As a child, Zhuang Bai can pick up any topic at his fingertips, and he gets along with everyone in a blink of an eye, enjoying himself.

Fang Kun, a persecuted delusional patient who has always been deterred by force and handles interpersonal relationships indifferently: "..."

Only the weak will take the time to grind their mouths and strengthen the relationship. The real strong will directly make alliances with their fists.He clenched his fist and tapped lightly on the small table in the car: that's right, that's it.

Zhuang Bai, who happened to lift the car curtain and was about to lean in, had soft brows and eyes: ah, such a soft and cute little fist.

[Pfft ha ha ha, my Boss Shi's signature move is smashing the table, laughing and crying and hitting the table.jpg. 】

[After I, Boss Shi, returned to this world of punishment, he has broken his hand bones seventeen times because of this table-smashing action.After finally reconciling this ostentatious habitual action to vent his emotions, he was discovered by someone, 233333333. 】

[My Boss Shi's expression is calm, but his heart is broken. His image is brilliant and invincible. 】

【No, the image of Boss Shi in Dian Bai's mind had already turned into soot and flew away when Dian Bai changed his diaper. 】

【However, my narrow-minded Boss Shi refuses to admit this. 】

[Because he is not only narrow-minded, but also very angry. He is afraid that once he thinks deeply about this issue, he will be angry with himself to death. . 】

[My poor Boss Shi. 】

Fang Kun pursed his lips and raised his eyebrows calmly and indifferently: "What? Have you talked enough?"

Whenever someone came to see Zhuang Bai, he would go out for a ride and chat outside.Although Fang Kun also knew that he was afraid that he would be uncomfortable, but he couldn't help but feel the strong contrast between the two being compared.

Da Lan: "You are lonely in the empty boudoir."

"roll!"