After rebelling against Yazi and finally abandoning it

Averting his eyes from the departing Die Ye, Zhuang Bai squinted his eyes slightly, sipping the tea in his cup comfortably, continuing the original owner's life track step by step, and participating in the maiden auction below.

It's just that today is different from the past, now there are a few "fools with a lot of money" whom he has secretly attracted long ago. Naturally, he has no chance to win the bid this time.

Zhuang Bo's price increase was limited to 3000 taels in the previous life. After that, several people naturally drove up the price, thus avoiding the next fate.

The price increase was still going on, Zhuang Bai tilted his fat Erlang legs, pretended to sigh and sighed: "It's a pity that I have no money."

Brawny No. [-] dutifully reminded according to his previous instructions: "Master, the time is up, we should go back."

Zhuang Bai nodded, "I'll come back after I finish drinking this pot of tea."

At this time, the following auction had ended, and "Fool with a lot of money" was happily led to the back wing.

Zhuang Bai estimated the time, followed the trajectory of his previous life, slowly put down the teapot, and led the two strong men to the respectful room outside the building.

In the pitch-black Gong's room, he turned on the water while listening to Dieye's live broadcast:

"Father Dian, it's started, Iris has 'accidentally' taken the drug, ho ho ho ho ho." The obscene and crisp young voice sounded in his mind, "You must not know who took the drug."

"The people next to her got off."

"Yes, yes, yes! As expected of the palace father! It was the 'loyal' servant girl next to her. I have already begun to imagine all kinds of love and hatred. As expected of the heroine, accidents happen frequently."

Zhuang Bai squinted his small eyes that were squeezed under the layer of fat: "Did someone go in?"

"Not yet, the little girl is touching at eighteen. Daddy, this Zuifang Building is a good place. I stayed here for a month and watched action movies, sadomasochism movies and high-IQ houses. Dou Pian, so cool."

Zhuang Bo ignored his nagging, put on his trousers, straightened his clothes a little, and after a while in the courtyard, he went back home.

Without the inducement to bid on the prostitute's first night, there would be no reason to enter the back room, thus eliminating the fruit between him and Yuanwei.Zhuang Bai sighed, and wandered away from Zuifang Building with eight guards.

At the gate of Zuifang Building, passing by a man in navy blue brocade robe who was walking hurriedly, Zhuang Bai seemed to have a feeling and turned his head.

Sure enough, not long after, Master Die confirmed with him: "Here comes a young man in a navy blue python robe. He has a great figure. The two of them are on fire, and the red is turned over. Let's do it, ho ho ho."

"Who is he?" An answer jumped out in Zhuang Bai's heart.

"Third prince, the male protagonist of this small world. He is simply a master of love talk, and he can speak sweet words easily, which makes the heart of a strong man melt."

The third prince... Zhuang Bai chewed repeatedly, but he didn't know how much this person had to do with the original owner's exile.

Tonight is a peaceful night, but it is also an extraordinary night, because Zhuang Bo's dark lines of January are all aroused tonight.

It was originally the third son of the Hanlin Academy who was ransacked half a month ago and then beheaded. It was revealed that the person who was beheaded was a double, and he had already fled ahead of time; it was the eleventh princess who died three days ago and was taken off the imperial list. I'm alive; I was going to play the excerpt tonight to invite the old lady who returned home to drink too much and forgot to write it...

There are dozens of inconsistencies in this way, and it is not so conspicuous for Zhuang Bai, a stupid fat man who should spend money to beat him, to mix in it.

Before the challenged person came to this world for the first time and had not had time to collect all the changes in the future, Zhuang Bai took the lead in taking the initiative.

On the second day, Iris woke up with tears in her eyes, mourning her lost first night.

The warm fragrance and warm jade pear blossoms bring rain, and I feel pity when I see it, which naturally attracts the third prince to give him a good meal of reassurance and comfort.

Iris thought about all the things that happened last night, but she really couldn't remember why she missed the aphrodisiac because she was always cautious.Suddenly, the burning gaze from the box on the top floor last night and the huge obese figure flashed through her mind, and she was concerned for some reason.

Her eyes were flushed with anger, and after begging the third prince to find out who drugged her last night, she did not forget to provide the suspect in her heart: "...that fat man has been staring at me for a long time, I guess there is a [-]% possibility It is him, if it is proved that he is the murderer, you must avenge me."

Of course the third prince nodded repeatedly.

On the way here last night, he heard from his subordinates that Iris had "accidentally" taken the wrong teapot, and according to the behavior of the fat man who passed him by when he came and was about to leave, that person probably had something to do with it. irrelevant.But if punishing him can make the woman he loves relieve the burden in his heart, then there's no harm in letting that fat man take the blame.

Because of this, when Zhuang Bai woke up from a night of sleep and heard Master Die's report, he was still a little confused: wtf!

This is the reason? !

People work!

So the people who framed him were this Yuanwei and the third prince?

But this iris is the heroine of heaven, he can't hurt her life.The most important thing is that this woman is still a sadomasochistic heroine, she was already miserable, how could he make her miserable.

Not to mention the third prince, the cannon fodder hero, who has only half a year left to live, how will he take revenge? !

Zhuang Bai squinted his eyes and swung the folding fan nimbly with his fingertips, "Master Die, keep staring at me. I don't believe it's just these two people." It's just a prince who has no real power for the time being. Can such a big deal not work?

"Ah? Could it be that there is an inside story?" The young man's voice was suddenly excited, "I like this man. As the chief paparazzi, I haven't picked up gossips for a long time. Ho Ho, don't worry, I will definitely tell you about this matter." Dig to the bottom."

In fact, this matter did not make Zhuang Bai wait too long.Perhaps it was because the third prince was anxious to vent his anger on his beloved woman, or maybe it was because he was so quick in handling things. Three days later, when Zhuang Bai was at home watching his mother and three aunts in this life happily playing the horse-sling, then When he arrived at the imperial decree, he was ordered to join the army on the northwest border to honor his father's prestige.

"Young master, accept the order." The white-faced and beardless eunuch squinted at Zhuang Bai from the corner of his eyes with disdain.

Zhuang Bai shook the three layers of fat on his face, and knelt down on the ground pretending to be embarrassed, "Thank you, Lord Long."

Letting the orphan of a great general go to the Northwest border to join the army, from the perspective of ordinary people, it is definitely a favor, but if the orphan is the only son of the general, and this only son is more than two hundred catties that cannot be carried by the shoulders or hands Fatty, that's definitely an extermination in a different sense.

The mother and three aunts sat limply on the ground in fright, and did not cry until the angel was gone.

"My poor son, we mother and son have kept ourselves safe for so many years, why... oh oh..." What a disaster!

Zhuang Bai covered his mother's mouth, "Mother, keep quiet, the meaning of the saint is beyond reproach." He hurriedly closed the house door to thank the guests, and at the same time wiped his sweat and comforted the four women who were crying and out of breath .

The four women looked at Zhuang Bai, who was as fat as a city wall, who kept comforting them, and then thought about the huge amount of exercise on the frontier battlefield, they felt pain in their hearts, and all thoughts were lost.

can't.In this world, a son is everything.If they lose even this last heir, then they will either have to adopt their heirs or they will only be able to green the ancient Buddha.But according to the saint's current attitude towards Zhuang Bai, whether they can be adopted is still unknown.

"Ah, General, you died so badly."

"What kind of crime have we done?"

A new round of crying started again, Zhuang Bai sighed, although he wanted to tell them that he would come back alive, but with his clumsy size at the moment, it would probably only have the opposite effect, which is really a headache.

Fortunately, everything is still planned.

Compared with the exile of the original mainstream and the final fate of family ruin, it is a great fortune to be able to fight in the border military camp at this time.Moreover, he had planned to leave the capital temporarily to give himself a reasonable reason to lose his flesh. This trip to the border can be regarded as a way out.

As for returning, first of all, he can perfectly explain why he changed from a round fat man to a shriveled thin man, and secondly, he can temporarily escape the observation range of the challenged, which is really excellent.

After finally comforting the four women, Zhuang Bai reviewed the information with Master Die again, "So no one else has interfered in this matter, and the sage agreed when the third prince mentioned it?"

"That's right, the process went pretty smoothly. Hey, I thought I could dig out a big case, but who would have thought that the answer was only on the surface? What a disappointment."

Zhuang Bo: "...so how should I take revenge on a dying person and a sadist protagonist?"

While thinking, Zhuang's mother pushed open the door of Zhuang Bai's room.

"Mother." Zhuang Bai saluted respectfully.The original owner's mother, Zhuang Lin, is a woman of great wisdom and foolishness.As a woman, she can support the general's mansion after her husband's death and raise her only son to adulthood. Although he can't agree with her attitude of turning her son into a pig, he can't deny the hardships involved.

Zhuang Lin looked at his son's thin body with a sigh, and tears welled up in his eyes, "My son, mother is sorry for you."

Zhuang Bai raised his eyebrows, he helped Zhuang Lin to the inner room and sat down calmly, and after ordering the servants to go out to guard the door, he said with a playful smile: "Mother, don't be sad, in fact, going out to join the army is also a good thing, maybe I can really inherit my Father's legacy, revive the general's mansion. At that time, I will earn you back a royal order to comfort the soul of my late father."

Zhuang Lin covered her lips with a handkerchief, and looked at the excitement and fighting spirit on her fat son's face complicatedly, and finally couldn't bear the grief in her heart and whispered: "My son, the saint just wants you to die. I think your father back then Holding a heavy army in the northwest, defending the family and defending the country, who was born in the grass and fought until the general, who would have thought that he would end up in the frontier without knowing it? These years, my mother has been thinking whether your father's death was really an accident. Doubts, so I haven’t made much effort to teach you for many years. I don’t ask you to be very promising. I only hope that you can dispel the doubts of the saints and live a peaceful and comfortable life. But who wants to sit at home, but the disaster comes from the sky, woo woo woo .”

Zhuang Bai's small black eyes hidden in the layers of fat flashed, "Mother, could it be that you are thinking too much? If the saint really took precautions against the general's mansion, why would he send his son to the northwest border? That's my father Where the power of the previous life lies."

Zhuang Lin cried even louder, "My fool, your father passed away more than ten years ago, and the forces on the northwest border have long since been dispersed by the saints."

Zhuang Bai nodded.If an emperor can't get the power of a dead person for ten years, then the emperor should eat shit.

Mrs. Zhuang Lin complied with her breath, looked at the ignorant stupidity of her silly son, and stared straight into Dianbai's eyes with her firm eyes washed with water, and said in a breathy voice: "Son, mother sees that you have acted quite principledly recently, what do you say?" This time, does mother need to use our family's gold medal for avoiding death in exchange for you not to join the army?"

boom!

Zhuang Bai's body trembled, his eyes widened: the gold medal for avoiding death? wtf!

[I rely on it!Hide the plot! 】

[This is definitely an important item that is worthless in the ancient plane! 】

[This is absolutely irreplaceable!Whoever replaces who is an idiot! 】

Zhuang Bai widened his eyes and took a few deep breaths.He said that the original owner, Zhuang Bai, was just sleeping with an oiran. Why did he end up so miserable in the end? This is the root cause.