After rebelling against Yazi and finally abandoning it

Dian Bai once thought about what his punishment world would be like.

He once analyzed his weakness. Before lifting the seal, he might have been soft-hearted, but now that the seal has been lifted, his weakness is probably... gluttony?

Therefore, after a brief analysis, Dian Bai chose to read his mind instead of carrying his giant stomach when he entered the small world for the first time since the beginning.

So, when he opened his eyes to understand the world he lived in, there was only one sentence mmp in his heart, and he wanted to say it but couldn't say it.

Because in this life, he was a mute.

A mute with facial paralysis.

A poor monk with facial paralysis is dumb.

Although he had prepared for a long time, he might not be able to be the lazy food broadcaster in the past this time, but he never thought that he would become what he is now.

As a dumb monk with a low sense of existence, the original owner has three great unrealistic wishes: to compete for the position as the new host; to eliminate the success of the rescue when the emperor visits privately in micro-service three years later, to eliminate the moment, and to avoid the crisis of life-threatening monks in the temple ; Become a great monk who is famous all over the world.

Regarding this, Dian Bai felt a little confused in the world he was in at the moment.

Dieye landed on the bare spot on the top of his head, and stood with him on the top of the deserted mountain, looking into the distance against the bitter mountain wind.

"Father Dian, what do you want to say about this situation?"

"Ah, I just kept thinking that when I came in, I should not carry mind-reading skills, but should carry mind-reading skills, so that at least everyone can read what I am thinking from my face that has not changed for thousands of years."

"You think so beautifully, but you don't have this golden finger."

"Also, if you say that a monk who can't say 'Amitabha Buddha' can be regarded as a real monk."

"Yes, you can imagine that you are practicing closed mantra."

"……roll."

[Dian Dae's rhetoric function was forcibly turned off, the affinity route was forcibly changed to the flower of Gaoling, and even the handsome boy's hairstyle was forced to be bald, 233333]

[Hey, don't tell me, the bald-headed father is still your father, so handsome! 】

[On how a dumb monk became famous all over the world! 】

[On how a monk who practiced closed mantra competes to be the host! 】

Three meals a day with vegetarian vegetables and tofu, three times a day with closed mouth meditation and chanting scriptures, and three times a night of muscle and bone training, Dian Bai felt that his lazy tendons had been taken away, and this life was really a practice.

Dian Bai glanced at the lonely temple behind him, and his "colleagues" with little fish and shrimp, let out a deep breath.

If you want to have a high reputation, you must first establish a good image.

If you want to win this ascetic temple practice and become the next host, you must not only eat less and do more, but also become the most admired leader among them, and most importantly, how to keep your mouth shut Under the circumstances, let others understand what you mean.

This is the immediate priority.

In comparison, those tasteless vegetarian dishes are nothing for the time being.

Three years later, in the Putuo Temple on Putuo Mountain, a newly promoted abbot who practiced closed mantra began to gain fame.

It is said that this newly promoted Zhikong host, although he has a cold appearance, his eyes seem to have the ability to see through people's hearts. This ability is probably a gift from the Buddha to this master.

Butterfly Lord: This is the ability of Goldfinger.

[Pretend to be so aggressive! 】

According to legend, two years ago, the old abbot of the Putuo Temple selected the new abbot. This Master Zhikong, who practiced closed mantra, used his stalwart image and ability to keep silent to kill a bloody path among the great monks. Among the monks who preach the Dharma, they harvest the most believers.

Some people will say, how does a monk who practices closed mantra preach Buddhism.

This is about the Four Great King Kongs who follow Master Zhikong, ah no, they are the Four Great Monks.

There seems to be some kind of heart-to-heart connection between the four monks and Master Zhikong. Every look and every movement of Master Zhikong can be well explained by them, with boundless Zen and far-reaching meaning.

In other words, these four monks are the best in reading comprehension among believers, and they are the envy of all Buddhist believers.

Butterfly Master: What about reading comprehension? Didn't the palace father make complete preparations before his arrival and use four heart-to-heart talismans.

[The bull is broken, my father! 】

It is said that the reckless Li Dali, who has the highest force in the Jianghu, countless lives on his hands, and is regarded as a problem by the court, just when everyone almost thinks that this guy is likely to rise up and prepare to rebel, how can he think of a certain day? This reckless man would worship under Master Zhikong's monk's robes, wash his hands in a golden basin from now on, no longer ask about the affairs of the world, concentrate on washing his hands and making soup, and become a... exclusive cook beside Master Zhikong.

Dian Bai: The vegetarian dish made by this stupid big man is delicious, and I want to take it back to be my younger brother.

[Even if I don't have a huge stomach, I haven't forgotten to eat. 】

It is said that Master Zhikong was deeply knowledgeable and deeply convinced by the royal family members.Every once in a while, members of the royal family will go to other places, or play chess, or ask about Buddhism.Almost everyone will be ecstatic to get a word from the master, not only because the word Zhikong is well written, but more because everyone can make a proper reading comprehension from this word.Because of this, in one pass to ten, ten to one hundred, the image of Master Zhikong has been established more and more brilliant.

Until one day, the emperor went to the Putuo Temple in private on a private visit. There was a sudden change in the palace, and an assassin assassinated him. With his own strength, he subdued dozens of assassins. His force value is astonishing.

In this world, for Yu Dianbai, apart from making him feel as if he has hair growing in his heart when he eats vegetarian dishes every day, cannot speak, and cannot express rich expressions, the difficulty factor of the task is not as imagined. That big, except for... Shi Yan who ran up to him again to show his presence.

As a great general, in the open and upright Putuo Temple, you declared in front of all the monks that you would plant peach blossoms, peonies, pear blossoms, gejinzi all over the mountains and plains on his Putuo Temple...

Several gazebo habitats were built on the mountainside. The pavilions are famous: Butterfly Love Flower, Snake Love Butterfly, Lingxi Pavilion, Haijiao, Tianya...

Dian Bai: "..." Come on, someone here has corrupted the name of the poor monk!

Also because of Shi Yan's actions, Dian Bai's image was later added with words such as Luoshen, Bing Qing Gao Jie, etc., which made Dian Bai gritted his silver teeth bitterly.

Shi Yan has only one sentence for this: If you can say a direct rejection, I will lose.

Dian Bai: "..." Come on, someone here is bullying the poor monk for being dumb.

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Loss of language ability is an unavoidable shortcoming.

And the bottom line, step back step by step.

Shi Yan: "If you really don't want me to live in your temple, you can refuse me."

Shi Yan: "If you really don't want me to continue undressing, please speak up."

Shi Yan: "If you don't speak directly, I will go in."

Dian Bai: "..."

It was not until a long time later that Dian Bai discovered that the love he obtained again after breaking the seal was not due to love, but to "long-term" love.