chasing wife crematorium

Shumian and Su Lan sat across the table.

Although it was not considered as a joint trial, Shu Mian's X-ray-like scrutiny made Su Lang uncomfortable.

Su Lan conceded defeat first: "Speak up if you have something to say, and watch what I do!"

Shumian took an orange on Su Lan's table, peeled it several times, then stuffed it into his mouth, spitting out the seeds while eating: "It's unbelievable, you are the iron tree Su Lan. Come on, frankly Leniency, strict resistance."

Su Lang drooped her head, very listless.

It's the first time for Shu Mian to see Su Lang's appearance because of emotional problems. She behaved like this last time... Well, Shu Mian can't even remember why Su Lang had no love last time.

But speaking of it, it's not necessarily because of emotion, right?

Chun丨Meng might also be Su Lan's need in that regard, right?

Shu Mian looked at Su Lan with a dejected expression again for a while...silently crossed out this option.

how can that be possible!

Shumian guided Su Lan patiently: "Well, I'll ask you a question, and you answer one, okay?"

Su Lan nodded.

Shumian is straightforward: "Who is the object of your spring dream?"

Su Lan's face turned red like a tomato.

"Hey, there are people there! I thought the dream you had was the kind of spring dream where you wake up and feel refreshed, and you don't know who the object is, just feel good."

Su Lang said indifferently: "Don't make me sound like you."

Shumian twisted her waist, her posture was enchanting and coquettish, like a beautiful snake, and she even cast a wink: "I don't need to have sex dreams now, as long as I have a partner, every night is full of singing."

Su Shan Goulan received a critical hit of [-] points: "..."

Too much indulgence will not get up sooner or later, Su Lan thought to herself.

Shumian folded her palms together, signaling not to digress: "Tell me, who. Which handsome guy is it..."

"It's not a handsome guy," Su Lan said with a blushing face, "I'm the boss."

"Oh, your boss... is very good, young and promising, and he is close to the water... Wait, I remember that there is only one leader in your office?"

Shumian frowned, realizing that things were not that simple.

Su Lang scratched her cheek and whispered, "Yes, Director."

She shrank her neck and added again: "Female."

"What!" Shumian patted the table in shock, "You've been bent!"

Su Lang felt that the word was not accurate, no, it was not a word, it was an active and passive mistake.She twitched for a while, and then pretended to be deep and said: "No, I bent it myself... probably."

"..." Shumian was choked, gulped down a big sip of water, and then said bluntly, "Then you are awesome. Hey, what's going on with this, you haven't decided yet?"

With a bitter face, Su Lan thought for a long time before saying: "Because everything was fine before, just yesterday, she was too gentle with me, she...I...um...want to kiss her."

"Kiss?"

It would be better to kiss, Su Lang was even more depressed, "Maybe it's because I didn't kiss that I feel so uncomfortable."

Shumian was greatly disappointed: "Good food, you."

"..."

Su Lan regretted calling her real girlfriend.

"Tell me about your dream?" Shumian asked solemnly, not hiding her desire to gossip.

Su Lan justly refused to describe it.

But when she thought of the last question, she hesitated to speak, and then she wanted to speak.

Shumian yawned: "Speak up if you have something to say!"

After sleeping for an hour, she ran over in a hurry, almost to death from sleepiness.She thought there were a lot of exciting content, but Su Lang also learned to be smart. She didn't mention the key one, which made her feel so boring.

It would be even more difficult to coax that woman Xiao Mingyan later.

Su Lang blinked and blinked: "Well, is Chun丨meng finished after kissing?"

Shumian picked out her ears, suspecting that she had misheard, "What?"

Su Lan didn't speak anymore, she was ashamed to speak.

Shumian pondered for a long time before he understood the meaning of this sentence, couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.

It seems that there will never be any breaking news, but it will be late.

"Hahahaha my darling, you are so old and powerful. It's fine to have a erotic dream. In the dream, you are still a rookie who can only kiss, hahahaha!"

"..."

In the dream, it seemed that he didn't even kiss on the mouth, only kissed the body parts.

The more I think about it, the more sad it becomes.

Shumian laughed so hard that she couldn't breathe, wiped her tears with a paper, and said, "Su Lang, you don't know how women and women do, do you?"

Su Lang glanced at her, and said straightforwardly: "Isn't it normal to not know? I only know the general idea of ​​male and female, but I don't know the specifics."

"Hahahahaha!"

Someone who became angry from embarrassment: "...shut up."

"Hahahahaha!"

"……To shut up!"

Shumian accepts it as soon as it is ready, which is very stupid, but actually asks funnyly: "Do you want resources?"

Su Lan pondered for a while, her old face flushed.

"……want."

Although the voice was small, it was firm.

Shumian was amazed, or else straight daughters were all werewolves, and the cycad tree blossomed would be decisive: "Do you like others, you know you need resources, it's as if you can get started after learning."

Su Lang's eyes were bigger than copper bells when she heard this, as if she had been tortured by some mysterious force: "I...I..."

Seeing her reaction, Shumian was startled, and the orange peel was frightened away.

"You...you didn't even think of this, did you?"

"..."

Okay, Su Lan's pitiful and empty eyes told Shumian, yes, she just didn't think of anything.

fall!

You should be learning knowledge, what can't you make up for!

Shumian covered her eyes with her hands, feeling very tired: "You don't just covet other people's beauty, do you? I mean, purely because of physical needs, you have a, um, some kind of indescribable desire for the other person's body. Do you understand what I mean?"

Su Lang was angry. She never skipped class, including physiology class: "I understand, I'm not stupid! You just want to say that I'm in heat, right?"

Shumian curled her lips, she wasn't stupid.

"Don't worry, don't worry, it's so rude to say this word. It's winter now, and it doesn't conform to the common sense of estrus in spring. This should be called...seeing sex."

Su Lan thought for a while, then said seriously: "It's not right, if it's because of lust, why didn't I have this kind of impulse towards other good-looking young ladies? I never had dreams with others before. I have met so many young ladies, many of whom are prettier than Qingzhou, how come..."

This zero-point answer is really terrible, and I feel sorry for that boss for a second.

Shumian rolled her eyes, and made a sincere suggestion: "Su Lang, let's not talk about other words, I hope you don't tell your leader these words. Especially the last sentence! Trust me."

"...?"

Did she say something wrong again?

Shumian patted Su Lan's head lovingly: "Anyway, you just need to remember."

"Oh."

Su Lang patted the opponent's hand away and asked, "Then what should I do now?"

"do you like her?"

Su Lang frowned: "I'm not sure. I just think she's pretty, very pretty, very pretty. Well, it's just that sometimes she's too gentle and awkward, so she's easy to be bullied. But it's okay, I can protect her. "

What kind of dog food is this?

Shumian narrowed her eyes: "Is this called dislike? No matter how good-looking my makeup is, you can only give me a compliment. I was bullied, when did you come to protect me, you always laughed hahaha I."

Su Lang was indifferent: "Hahaha!"

Real girlfriends.

"And you never wanted to kiss someone, did you?" Shumian hit the nail on the head.

Su Lang thought for a while, and there really wasn't one in the past: "You know, kissing, it's easy for me to think of the word each other. It's all because of my former Chinese teacher, who told us the meaning of this word is to exchange saliva. , made me feel for this series of words and actions... you know."

Shu Mian sneered: "Then it's not an exchange of saliva with your leader?"

Su Lang said decisively: "Then I am willing too, her saliva tastes like strawberry."

Shumian looked disgusted: "I didn't even get a kiss, what about strawberry flavor, I still have orange flavor."

"Wait, I want to chase her and kiss her, whatever it is."

Shumian looked interested: "I'm waiting, you work hard. In addition, as your father, as long as you ask me, I will have a lot of resources."

"roll!"

"Hey, can someone kiss, or I'll buy you strawberries directly, so as not to be disgusted by others."

"……roll."

"Hey, what should I do next in my dream? Or if you're still single, don't harm others."

"...Get lost."

"Once you get your driver's license, it doesn't matter whether you use it or not."

"Okay, Dad."

Su Lan had a very fulfilling life this weekend.

But before going to bed on Sunday night, she thought of a question she had forgotten for a long time: she ran away that day and never returned to Qingzhou, what would Qingzhou think?

He took out his phone, and the conversation page was still on the other party's good night.

And the above sentence is even more terrible, [Nothing happened, don't think too much. 】

This explanation is obviously to let her not think too much.

Could it be that he really thinks too much, and Feng Qingzhou is a straight girl, so it doesn't matter at all?

No, if it's a straight girl, would you let her try that day?

Su Lang broke down the process of that day, thinking about it bit by bit.

Wait... It seems that some female friends have made similar jokes with her before, right?The man is almost married to his boyfriend now.

Su Lan broke into a cold sweat.

Could it be that Qingzhou is straight and straight, but she herself is curved?

Thinking of this, Su Lan's whole body is in a bad mood.

So, the rare and delicate Ms. Su didn't sleep well tonight.

The next day, a new week.

This week Su Lang and Feng Qingzhou didn't take any cases, they only dealt with a few small orders that Qian Fan and the others couldn't handle, such as follow-up investigations and the like.

It is very free.

So Feng Qingzhou easily discovered that something was wrong with Su Lang recently.

What's wrong?

For example, every time she went out to chat with everyone about the latest business, she could feel that Su Lan was watching her secretly.

As soon as she looked back, Su Lan immediately looked away as if nothing had happened or pretended to be working.

One time can be understood as an accident, but more times it is definitely intentional.

Could it be that her lipstick is crooked?The button is not fastened?

Feng Qingzhou looked in the mirror for a long time, but he didn't find any problem with his attire.

Do you still mind what happened that day?

Feng Qingzhou wasn't sure what Su Lan was thinking, so he had no choice but to stand still.

But soon, she wasn't the only one who discovered Su Lang's strangeness.

When she was chatting with Nian Qianfan in the tea room, Nian Qianfan asked them what happened.

Feng Qingzhou was very surprised: "What's wrong?"

Nian Qianfan said with a bewildered smile, "Xiao Su has been inquiring about you a lot these days."

It's strange, Su Xiaolan has nothing to do to inquire about her matters?

"For example?" she asked.

Nian Qianfan rubbed his chin and tried to remember: "What drinks do you like, what dishes do you like to eat, which takeaway restaurant do you prefer, etc."

Feng Qingzhou's expression became a little subtle: "It's okay, she probably thinks she has done something wrong, and wants to plead guilty to me."

Nian Qianfan was very disappointed: "Is that so?"

Didn't Su Lan get the hang of it?

Feng Qingzhou thought about it, and there must be no other possibility: "Of course, what else?"

Actually, she wasn't entirely sure.

Su Xiaolan seems to be quite peaceful recently, she didn't cause any trouble, and didn't make any mistakes.Besides, no new big orders have been received in the past two days.The recent case of Ci Xue didn't need them to contribute at all, they just had to help Jing Zhu to finish it.

That man has good means, so they don't need to worry about it.

After thinking about it, she couldn't figure out the reason.

Redemption... Recalling Su Lan's stupid way of apologizing to Nian Qianfan before, Feng Qingzhou shook his head helplessly.

She doesn't need these.

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