[Town Soul] Zhao Yunlan Small Theater

Handsome Meow Diary

Tuesday, March 2019, 3 Weather: Sunny

The spring is warm and the flowers are blooming, the wind is beautiful and the sun is beautiful, which coincides with the Arbor Day.On this beautiful day, under the leadership of Director Zhao, all members of our Special Investigation Division worked together to move the office to No. 9 University Road.No. 9 Daxue Road is a single-family office building with advanced facilities, bright and clean windows, and a total of four floors.There is also a large vegetable garden behind the office building. This afternoon, in order to celebrate moving into the new location, the Special Investigation Office decided to plant a tree in the vegetable garden as a souvenir.As soon as they arrived at the vegetable garden, everyone got busy. Some carried saplings, some carried fertilizers, some carried water bottles, and some carried hoes... After full preparation, Zhao Chu first picked up a hoe and dug a hole worth digging. To commemorate the first hoe, Lin Jing quickly dug a big hole with the mini excavator he invented. After that, everyone had a heated discussion about what kind of tree to plant. Finally, I wish Sister Hong won with hand speed. At that time, he quickly stuffed a camphor sapling brought from Yaoshi into the pit.Camphor tree, alias: camphor tree, camphor tree, camphor wood, Yao Renchai, camphor tree, skunk camphora, black camphor tree; Latin name: Cinnamomumcamphora (L.) Presl.Lauraceae and Cinnamomum camphor are large evergreen trees, up to 30 meters high and 3 meters in diameter, with a broad oval crown; wide spread crown, dense branches and leaves, majestic, and are excellent greening trees, street trees and shade trees.The material is high-quality, can repel mosquitoes and flies, and can withstand short-term flooding. It is a good material for making rulers and boards.The last words were said by Chu Zhao, and Uncle Li fully agreed with them.After planting the tree, the deputy director watered the little tree. Sister Wang Zheng and brother Sang Zan tied a red concentric knot on the little tree together. They said it was a custom in their clan to make wishes on the saplings. The love between the two can grow together with the little tree.Afterwards, I saw Brother Chu secretly peel off a piece of bark with his fingernails while no one was prepared, and quickly scratched the six characters "Flying and Flying Phoenix".The more I look at the three characters, the more I think it looks like my name...Of course I may be wrong.Finally, all members of our special mediation office took a photo with the saplings. Zhao Chu said: Today’s Arbor Day event is an event of unity, victory, and forge ahead. It represents that our special mediation office has entered a new stage. The new location, this is a good start, everyone strives not to be late in the new year, and handle a few cases well to show the group of masters of the General Administration.Office Zhao also praised me emphatically, saying that I quickly adapted to the environment in the office last year, worked hard, and worked hard. I hope I can continue to maintain it.After hearing this, I was very moved and encouraged. I must demand myself with strict standards, devote myself more wholeheartedly in the next work, and strive to hand in a beautiful answer at the end of the year, and live up to Zhao Chu and everyone. expectations! ! !

Meow, vomit, vomit... I really can't copy anymore, yes, the above is the diary of that idiot Guo Changcheng yesterday, I really don't know how he insisted on recording this kind of diary to the end for n years... …Forget it, meow, since he lent me to copy the diary, I won’t complain.But why is this diary so short, it's not even full of two thousand words? !

snort.It’s better for Uncle Ben Meow to write it himself.Today is March 3th, Wednesday, and the weather is fine. It is also the first day of work for the Special Investigation Department in the new office building. At present, everything is normal and very quiet.Xiao Guo and Lao Chu went to the orphanage to help. Lin Jing recently invented an automatic attendance check-in machine, and he brought samples to several nearby units to sell.Zhu Hong went to the demon market and said that she would pick some pots of flowers and plants so that they could be placed in the new office to freshen the air.Wang Zheng and Sang Zan were probably making love to each other in the darkened library.As for Uncle Li, meow, this point should help me prepare the little fish.

And Lao Zhao, he didn't come to work today, his door was still closed when I went out in the morning, cough, meow, to be honest, I was a little worried about his old waist.

Uh, meow, I came out of my new house on the side of Old Zhao University City in the morning.Some time ago, Lao Zhao and Shen Wei had already moved into a new house, and Mian Mian followed suit.Oh yes, Mian Mian is Ye Zun's nickname, which comes from Lao Zhao's best instant noodles (vomit...).I suspect that Ye Zun probably never ate human food when he was the king of ghosts, but recently he has developed a great interest in Lao Zhao's dark instant noodles, no matter whether it is Banlangen instant noodles or hot coffee instant noodles, eat as soon as you give it , and eat with relish!As soon as Lao Zhao was happy, he gave him such a nickname.Meow, I always feel that the taste of noodles needs to be improved, and next time I have to tell him what is called food, such as dry-stir-fried small yellow croaker.

By the way, there is good news, Professor Shen is not as consistent as before doting on Mianmian hahahahahaha.Shen Mian seems to have gotten into a lot of trouble recently, and was taught several times by his brother.Anyway, every weekend when I go to Lao Zhao's for dinner, nine times out of ten I see Mian Mian sitting on the dining chair enduring the pain (I can't forget to eat after all this).Let me just say, it is very important to give timely lessons to those children who have made mistakes.

Are there [-] characters?Writing in human fonts is such a hassle.Um, it seems not yet?Let me tell you about my experience last night.

Meow, after planting trees at the special office yesterday morning, Lao Zhao slipped back home early, saying that he wanted to celebrate with Professor Shen on a rare festival, and before leaving, he went to the office A bottle of good red wine, I always feel that he is more and more like that Kuafu back then.Meow cough, so Chuli also went to Kunlun Mountain to celebrate Arbor Day.After watching the big Shenmu, we had a field barbecue. Meow, the dry-roasted small yellow croaker made by Uncle Li is really delicious.After eating and drinking, I went home and saw Lao Zhao leaning on the sofa watching TV.By the way, meow, I forgot to mention, Lao Zhao designed the guest room of their new house as my room, and the super luxurious cat litter is also placed in it, the style can barely meet the eyes of my uncle, when I am in a good mood, I will Enjoy the light and live for two days.After I entered the door last night, I heard whipping and reprimands from the study. It seems that Professor Shen is lecturing Mimi again?Hearing that sound was not light.But Lao Zhao just continued to watch the TV calmly, it seems that Shen Mian was beaten quite often, meow, I actually feel a little sympathetic to Mian Mian.

Just as I was sitting on the sofa and eating snacks while listening to the movement of the study, the door slammed open.I saw Shen Mian coming out with a big bag on his back, he walked very slowly, and his lip was bitten by him.He turned to the door and shouted: "You hit me fifty times just now, I didn't dodge it, just treat it as what I owe you, and I'll pay you back, from now on we'll settle the matter, don't bother me anymore! "

Meow?Before I could sigh, I saw Professor Shen rushing out, his right hand still folded and carrying a belt, his face turned pale with anger.He grabbed Mianmian: "Where are you going?!"

Shen Mian shook off his hand: "Don't worry about it!"

This plot is much more exciting than the ones on TV!Just when I opened my cat's eyes wide, Lao Zhao, who was sitting next to me, suddenly laughed.

Shen Wei said, "What are you laughing at?"

Old Zhao said: "Shen Mian, you said that you are such a grown-up, and you still play middle school? I told my dad this when I was in the fifth grade. You know what Zhao Xinci did at that time, right? You dragged me back and screamed, I can’t beat you to death, dare to negotiate terms with my parents! And Shen Wei, you have to hurry up, the boss is not young, this problem can’t be corrected if you don’t beat me.”

As soon as the words fell, Shen Mian turned around and shouted at Old Zhao: "Zhao Yunlan, other people's sister-in-laws take good care of my younger brother, but you can only provoke me! Do you want to see my brother beat me up again to be happy?" ?! Have you ever acted like a sister-in-law?"

Then he threw his backpack and rushed towards the sofa.

It was so menacing that I immediately jumped up and hid aside in fright.Just when Mian Mian's hand was about to reach Zhao Yunlan's neck, a burst of black mist flashed by, and Professor Shen somehow pulled Mian Mian back to his side.

Professor Shen said: "It's against you!" Then the belt in his hand was pulled down towards Mianmian's butt.

Well, Professor Shen is really ruthless in beating people, meow, I felt that the wind from the belt was about to blow my face when I stood there.

Old Zhao continued to press the remote control as if nothing had happened: "Hehe, you are quite brave if you dare to do something to me."

While talking, he seemed to think of something: "No, Mian Mian, what did you just say? Sister-in-law? Who told you that I belong to sister-in-law? Your brother is my wife, okay?"

Shen Mian was really mighty and unyielding, he yelled loudly while avoiding the brutal blows of the belt, "My brother said it! My brother said it to me!"

Then, in a flash before my eyes, I saw Zhao Yunlan throwing the remote control and rolling up his sleeves and rushing over. On the way, he even picked up the feather duster inserted in the vase: "Shen Wei! Can you explain to me what's going on? I Let me tell you, I let you in on the bed, and next time I may not be able to tell who is on top and who is off. I am a fucking pure 1 and I am called my sister-in-law..."

Then I saw these three people in a mess.

... Meow, this terrible world.

By the way, you must be wondering why I keep a diary, right?

I don't know either, probably because Lao Zhao was actually reluctant to beat Shen Wei, and turned his anger on the innocent me.I swear I didn't do anything at all, meow, I just took a video of these three people and sent it to Moments... Anyway, last night, Lao Zhao didn't come out after being dragged into the room by Shen Wei, face to face I also went to my room and thought about it behind closed doors.Only my poor cat woke up this morning and found out that under Moments, Lao Zhao left me a message late last night.

"Dead cat! I can't see it after looking at it, can you delete the video for me quickly! Deduct your half-year dried fish, and write a [-]-word review for me tomorrow, and read it in public at the next meeting! I told You, don't think that you won't dare to smoke you if you have my handle, give me a try one day later! And those who liked the comments, each of them will deduct one month's salary!"

Meow, review? !Old Zhao is crazy!How can this kind of trick against stupid mortals be used on me, a noble cat? !Still read it in public? ?As Lord Daqing who stands at the top of the demon clan's food chain, and the deputy chief of the Dangtang Special Investigation Department, even if I am beaten up by him with a belt, I will never give in, meow!Strong!decision!No!able!

...There are two thousand words, well, I am exhausted.Xiao Guo told me that the self-criticism is recorded in the diary, so I should have written it correctly.This is so cruel, why should life lay hands on me, an innocent little kitten.

Finally, there is one more request, why don't you hold my little fish, Lao Zhao...

Reviewer: Daqing