The tyrant's attack is actually a small feat

"Fuck, it's so easy!"

"Isn't it easy to kiss the forehead? It will be ok under the surprise attack." The mechanical voice replied firmly.

Is this the point?Pretending to be a maid, he scolded his cousin just now, is he going to slap his face immediately?

"Can I say no?"

"Once the mission is issued, it cannot be canceled." After saying this, the True Love System hurriedly went offline.

Bering: "..."

Bering called the waiter with a headache, hesitated for a long time and asked, "Is there a maid outfit with cat ears on board?"

The waiter looked at Bai Ling in amazement, but he didn't dare to ask further questions, after all, young masters from rich families always have some special hobbies.

Bering took the maid outfit given by the waiter, as well as the golden/cat ears he found specially, and returned to his room heroically, with the sadness of a strong man gone and never to return.

He held this soft black and white maid outfit of good texture, and gesticulated in front of the bathroom mirror for a while, the more he looked at his face, the darker he felt, something was wrong.

It's useless to compare, so let's try it first.

Bering gritted his teeth, took off all the clothes on his body, put the maid on a suit with a mentality of fearing death, and with a hiss, the clothes were too small, so she died tragically.

Bai Ling had no choice but to call the waiter and exchange for the largest size.

This time, he was able to wear it well, but who will tell him why the clothes are so short?The roots of the thighs are almost exposed, and the buttocks are even more drawn out. Wearing this kind of thing when going out, you can be as coquettish as you want. It's really not his Young Master Bai's style.

He was thinking about asking the waiter to change another set, but the waiter told him that this is already the biggest one on the ship.After all, the maid outfits here are all for petite girls under 1.6 meters, and indeed they are not suitable for Bering, a big man over 1.8 meters.

Bai Ling struggled for a while, remembering the suit Huang Ziyu was wearing just now.

He took a deep breath, thinking that life is the most important thing, and decided to go to Huang Ziyu.

Huang Ziyu has changed into a white suit, which is very close-fitting, and it still looks weird on him, especially since he still has long hair, and he is only using a hair rope to help him casually. He really deserves it Add the words "extreme temptation".

He is currently lighting a brazier on the balcony, taking out his precious women's clothing, and throwing them in for burning one by one.

Burn one piece and wipe away tears, saying go all the way.Those who didn't know thought he was burning his boyfriend.

The door of Huang Ziyu's room was left open, and Bering rushed in, saving the red Christmas maid outfit that was almost crushed from his hands.

Huang Ziyu looked puzzled, could it be that his cousin was afraid that he would hide it secretly, and wanted to deal with it himself?

"Cousin, don't worry, I will burn these women's clothes right away, and I will never let you worry." Huang Ziyu said, wanting to take back his clothes from Bering.

Bering slapped away the salty pig hand he stretched out: "The maid is so cute, how can you burn her? This is too much."

After finishing speaking, Bering picked up the maid outfit and left calmly.

Huang Ziyu: "???"

Just as Huang Ziyu was about to catch up and ask for clarification, Bai Ling turned back again.

"Do you have a wig here?"

"No! I have real hair on my head."

"It's a lie, just now the golden hair is curly, now it's black and straight, the speed of making hair is fast enough." Bering said angrily.

In the end, Huang Ziyu could only watch helplessly as Bering scavenged a suitcase full of wigs from him.

"Where are the cosmetics? Do you have any?" Before going out, Bering thought about the equipment needed to wear women's clothes.

"Yes... yes, what are you going to do, cousin?" Seeing that Bai Ling had already set his eyes on the whole row of cosmetics in the bathroom, Huang Ziyu knew that this could not be kept.

"Why do you ask so many, pack them all up for me, I want to take them away."

Now all the equipment capable of wearing women's clothing has been searched by Bering, and Huang Ziyu will never want to wear women's clothing again during this trip.

He thought to himself that his cousin's tricks were here. Cousin not only wanted to dispose of his collection of women's clothing, but also wanted to destroy all his own women's clothing, even cosmetics.

Huang Ziyu fell into endless sadness.Traveling without women's clothing is as boring as taking off your pants and doing nothing.

Bering came to his room with big bags and small bags, first put on the red Christmas maid outfit, the size was just right, and finally he was not so coquettish and cheap, but felt a little...cute.

Cute, like the sun himself.

He knocked on his head violently to get his thoughts that were getting more and more out of the right track back on track.

The next step is to choose a wig. Although Huang Ziyu has long hair, he has collected many types of wigs—red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue, and purple. All of them are collected.

Bai Ling wore them one by one, thinking that with his straight male aesthetics, each one was very suitable for him, but he was too naturally beautiful, so there was nothing he could do.

In the end, he chose a big green wavy top, thinking that red and green are very suitable.

Then he put on the golden cat ears, and felt that he was about to be transformed into a bud in an instant.

The outer objects have been dressed, and only the last step is left, which is to apply makeup.

When Bering, a straight man with advanced cancer, saw this bottle, his head grew dizzy, and he thought it would be good to just rub it on his face.

So I wiped it all in the order of the cosmetics packaged in red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and ultraviolet.

The red outer packaging is lipstick, and Bering wiped it on his mouth, and felt that it was not red enough, so he added a few more layers.Great, now the colors are vibrant.

The orange one was blush, Bering didn't recognize it, so he just applied it on his face.

The yellow one is for facial contouring, but Bering still didn't recognize it, so he wiped it on his face.

The small green box is green eye shadow. This Bering knew him, so he applied it directly on his eyes, and then he used the eye shadow as an eyebrow pencil without a teacher, and applied it on his eyebrows.He felt that the green eyebrows were not thick, so he added a few more layers, which were very good and matched the wig very well.

The cyan and blue ones are lotion and makeup cream respectively. Bering didn't know him, so he wiped them all over his face.

After applying six kinds of cosmetics, Bering felt that he was very successful, and he definitely had the ability to make up his daughter-in-law.

The last bottle of purple is makeup remover, Bering thinks this should refresh the face, and he should be able to go out after using it.So he poured the whole bottle of makeup remover into the basin and splashed it on his face a few times.

The moment that was transformed before is gone.

Bering: "mmp! Fake!"

He seriously considered whether he should give Huang Ziyu more pocket money.This cousin is really poor.Buying fake cosmetics is really embarrassing for his wealthy cousin.

After thinking this way and making a decision, Bering, who was very patient in dressing himself up, was not discouraged and reapplied. This time he only used the first six types.He also summed up the previous experience, heavily accentuated the lipstick, eye shadow, and eyebrows, and then took a big lump of makeup cream and applied it to his face.

What kind of inferior product is this? After so much wiping, it is still not white enough.Bering was a little annoyed, so he just hollowed out the whole bottle and wiped it on his face, and it finally turned white.

Bering took a look in the mirror, he was a little dissatisfied, it seemed that he was not as good-looking as before.

Thinking about it again, it's just for a face kiss, and there's no need to bother to do it all over again, just wear a mask and only show your eyes and eyebrows.

Then Bering thought about the need to pick out a pair of shoes that fit.Many men love to collect shoes, and Bering is not surprised, but he loves to collect slippers.

He took out a whole row of slippers that he carefully collected, which he collected urgently after he came to this world.He hesitated for a long time in front of the hardcover glass case of the slippers, wandering back and forth, like an ancient flop emperor.

Finally he chose a pair - khaki slippers.The slippers still have mud on them, and they are airlifted from a remote rural area, so they are very fresh.

So, the heavily armed Bering was ready to go out to raid Lu BeiJi.

He has a good figure, flat front and back, a dazzling red Christmas maid outfit, a head of gorgeous green hair, a pair of golden cat ears, a pair of fresh khaki slippers, and his every move is so... beautiful.

Bai Ling felt good about herself. This 1.8-meter long-legged beauty walked down the aisle lavishly.

Under the light of the yellow light in the aisle, people in the distance glanced at his shiny green hair, shiny green eyes, and slippers with dirt on them, and chose to avoid him one after another.

However, Huang Ziyu didn't, look, what did he see? !A woman came out of his cousin's room, and this woman was wearing the clothes his cousin had just confiscated from him, and his favorite wig.

Vicious green sparks almost popped out of his eyes. Could this woman be Su Qingqing?Su Qingqing, pretending to leave the cruise ship, turned out to be seducing someone in his cousin's room!

Huang Ziyu directly ignored the woman's height of more than 1.8 meters, and once again threw the blame on Su Qingqing.

He dug his nails several inches into the palm of his hand and yelled, "Bitch, stop!"

Wearing a mask, Bering looked at the menacing ancestor in front of him, and he looked like he was beating a mistress in the palace, and 1 mmp barrages floated in his heart.

Now that he looks like this, what else can he do?There is no choice but to run.He couldn't even ask Huang Ziyu why he was chasing him.You can't annoy Huang Ziyu positively, teach him to be a man to look like a man, what a bitch looks like all day long.

When it was too late, Bering ran away in the opposite direction.Huang Ziyu immediately wanted to catch up, but he was delicate and fleshy, and lacked exercise, so he couldn't outrun the strong Bering.

Bai Ling ran about ten meters away, turned to look at Huang Ziyu, and said, I still really want to kill him.

I saw Huang Ziyu raised his arms high, and kept swinging his forearms left and right when he ran, doing as much as he wanted.After running a few meters, I have to stop to take a few breaths, panting and shouting: "Little bitch, stop for me, if you have the ability to snatch a man, don't run if you have the ability."

Bering: "..."

I don't understand what the cousin of this little slut who keeps his mouth shut is thinking.

However, being chased like this all the time is not a solution. Bering saw Lu BeiJi's room in front of him, and the door was still slightly open. Don't worry, he ran in to avoid it.

So Bering stepped on khaki slippers and quickly hid in.Fortunately, the dirt on the slippers had been consumed along the way, so Huang Ziyu didn't follow him.

As soon as he entered the room, Bering first searched for Lu BeiJi.Very good, lie on the bed and sleep, if you don't steal a kiss on the forehead now, when will you wait.

So Bering twitched his hands and came to Lu BeiJi's bedside, took off his mask, pursed his mouth and was about to kiss.

Lu BeiJi woke up the moment someone entered his door. He opened his eyes and saw a green wavy curling up his bloody red lips to kiss him.

"!!!"

Hey, lingling, hurry up, this president is going to be underestimated by the green/cat demon!