humorous
Chapter 2
Holding his head up, expressionless, Robb kept winking at me, telling me not to talk nonsense.
Very annoying, very annoying.
I said to old James, "I don't like it, so I won't."
Everyone thinks I hate James, so I've been fighting against him.But no, he doesn't like me.He picked me up, but I didn't look the way he wanted, so he hated me.Over the past ten years, every meeting with James has made me feel depressed. Sometimes I feel like he is like a poisonous snake, hovering around me, hissing and spitting out letters, ready to hang me at any time, and then swallow me. .
I stepped off the podium and heard him whisper, "Why do you think your preferences are so important as to break the rules?" No one heard that except me.
I suddenly wanted to laugh.I have never felt how important I am, but living alone, I can't even stick to my own preferences. Living with trepidation, I am afraid that if I accidentally violate someone's rules, it is too useless.
When I got home, I was looking for ice cream in the refrigerator just in time for lunch.He ate too fast, and I was afraid that he would have a stomachache, so I changed it to bring two back every day.Robb and Peacock chattered all the way around my ear today, and I was so annoyed that I forgot about it.He closed the refrigerator door and stared at me silently.
Feeling guilty after being stared at by him, I stood at the door and asked him in a slow voice: "Why don't we go out to buy together and you choose the flavor you like?"
He nodded and said, "Okay."
Shi Wu seldom talks, to be more precise, he seldom talks to me. He still talks a lot with other people—such as the aunts in the supermarket.When they first saw Shi Wu, they were still a little wary and didn't dare to approach him.At that time, I thought that Shi Wu would be unhappy or depressed, but he was very calm.In the end, the attractiveness of the pretty boy overcame the fear of strangers, and the aunts started talking to Shi Wu, and I became nervous again, fearing that Shi Wu would not want to talk to them, and the scene would be very embarrassing.But they communicated quite well when they came and went, and even gave me discounts when I bought things.Maybe Noon's main body is a mascot.
At noon, I took a chocolate hazelnut from the freezer and compared it with vanilla milk. The shopping guide aunt leaned aside and asked him where he went to school and how his academic performance was.
I took a look at Shi Wu.He put the chocolate hazelnuts back into the freezer and said casually, "Third College, my grades are okay, but the professor doesn't like me very much."
I glared at Shi Wu.The aunt was ignorant, and said to him with a smile: "It must be that you always make small movements in class and don't listen carefully to make him angry."
Shi Wu raised his eyebrows at me, opened his eyes deliberately and answered her: "How do you know, I skip his class occasionally."
Aunt laughed.At noon, he picked out the ice cream and let me go to check out. I looked at his smiling face with crooked eyebrows, and I couldn't really make a fuss, so I could only admit it.
On the way home, Shi Wu lowered his head and tore off the wrapping paper. The wind rolled the white petals of apple blossoms around us. His forehead hair spread to both sides, revealing a smooth forehead and a clear profile.I sneaked a glance at him, and wanted to say a vulgar line: Have I seen you somewhere before?
Or, he knew me a long time ago and knew everything about me like the back of his hand.
04
The day Peacock and Robb came to my house happened to be the day when the final exam results were due.Robb all B, I only have history D, peacock is worse, including history, three F.
I told Robb that although the Third College has always appeared to have a deep background and a ruthless background because of Professor James’ teaching, it is a manifestation of its charitable sentiments by retaining the first-generation mentally retarded AI as its mascot and not discouraging the peacock so far.
Robb laughed unceremoniously, and the peacock jumped on me and beat me.I dodged the peacock sideways, only to be hit on the forehead by a cherry.Shi Wu walked in with a can of cherries in his arms: "You can't be so impolite when you talk."
Robb: "Chen Shen, you can't be so rude."
Peacock: "Shenshen baby, don't speak so impolitely."
I grabbed two handfuls of cherries and blocked their mouths respectively.
Robb has wanted to see Shi Wu for a long time, but one of the reasons I have refused to agree is because I am afraid that Shi Wu will be uncomfortable.Only later did I realize that Shi Wu was very calm about everything.Behavioral logic also means that if you like me, I will like you, and if you don't like me, I will treat you as if you don't exist.Selfishness, I think it's kind of cool for him to do that.
Peacock and I were sitting together playing games while Robb and Shi Wu were chatting at the desk.In the middle of the fight, I was shot to death, and only the peacock was left to resist.
"If this documentary is about a hundred years of land reclamation, how did the city of Naus come to be? Did other civilizations exist long before they arrived on Planet Xuegeng?" Robb asked.
I turned my head to look at them, they were discussing "The New Erth", and I went to bed after watching half of it, I thought he was not interested in these.
Shi Wu lowered his head and thought for a while before answering him: "For a long time, the positioning of the film "The New Ess" has been vague. In terms of content and subject matter, the public thinks it is a documentary. But from the perspective of authenticity, It’s impossible to say for sure, it’s been around for so long, and the city of Erth has long since disappeared. In my opinion, it’s probably more accurate to think of it as an art film.”
Shi Wu was right, but he avoided Robb's question.I know Robb, he is a very stubborn person, and he will not be satisfied with Shi Wu's answer that evades the most important thing.
Sure enough, Robb asked him back: "Because there is no evidence of its existence now, can it be considered a fake? If the city of Erth really existed, you know how shocking it will be in the history circle!"
Shi Wu didn't speak, he looked at Robb quietly.
"Are you stupid?" Peacock sneered, "If the city of Ess really existed, then the hardships of cultivating the wasteland for a hundred years would become a joke. Who do you think would want such a shocking joke?"
"True as it should be-"
Peacock interrupted him mercilessly: "Fool. You can shut up."
When they left, it was already dusk.Robb looked gloomy, and Peacock ticked his fingers at me and said softly, "To put it mildly, you'd better watch out for him."
Shi Wu was sitting on the balcony looking at us. After the peacock finished speaking, I subconsciously turned to look for him. He smiled at me, looking beautiful and innocent.
I said to the peacock: "I see."
After they left, Shi Wu stood up and walked towards me: "What's for dinner? Can I try cream of mushroom soup?"
I asked him, "Did you do it on purpose?"
Shi Wu rolled his eyes: "Your friend is quite funny."
I watched him not speak. For a moment, I hoped that he would deny it with an innocent face. He just discussed an unsolvable problem with Robb. He didn't lead Robb to the direction that dared to question absolute authority. He didn't Standing at the entrance of the truth, pretending to be perfunctory.But he did it on purpose.
Shi Wu said: "Chen Shen, I promise, I will not harm you."
I finally realized that I didn't know him at all.
Peacock told me Robb was the realest of us, and I couldn't agree more.
In the forum of the Third Academy, the debate about history has never stopped.Does the city of Os exist?We regard ourselves as people from the Xue Geng star. Is it a shameful act of dove occupying the magpie's nest?What is the truth of history?Is the city of Erth gone?Is there no evidence to prove its existence?
No one has an answer, and these arguments end in deletion.But what the answer is, we all know it well.
I don't like the way Professor James stands on the podium and talks about reclamation for a hundred years. I want to despise the rules, and I want to smash the false reality that has been whitewashed layer after layer, so Peacock and I naively use bad historical results to express Our revolt.
When James brought me to the podium to ridicule me, Peacock was expressionless and Robb was worried.But at the end of the day, we're silent on the truth, except Robb, a fool.
The remnants of the "spies" chaos ten years ago are still there, the butcher's knife is sharpened, and the blade is facing us. Who dares to tear up the peace on the painting and become the first drop of blood on the road to reality?
05
The next morning, I was out the door.This was the day when James and I made an appointment for the annual physical examination. I stood at the intersection and waited for a while. He showed up on time at eight o'clock and drove me to the military hospital.
As usual, we were silent all the way.I woke up at noon when I left, opened the door and stuck my head out to look at me.I just wish he could tell me who he is and what he wants to do.But he didn't want to say it.
After a set of physical examination items, four hours passed.Old James put it in his bag after reading my medical report, and then asked me if I wanted to have lunch together, but I refused him.
He took me back to the apartment, and on the way back he asked, seemingly unintentionally, "Who else lives in your house?"
I closed my eyes fiercely: "I live with my boyfriend, can you control it?"
Old James laughed: "The child has a temper. If you know who he is, you dare to take him home."
"Then do you know who I am? How dare you pick it up casually?"
"You don't count, you are me—"
"You picked me up, I don't know whose blood is flowing." I interrupted him with a sneer, "Or, do you want to hear me call your father?"
Robb and Peacock once discussed it in private. It is also because the history is terrible. Old James and Peacock live in peace. Appreciate me very much.Peacock secretly asked me if I was James' illegitimate son.The matter ended with me pinning the peacock to the ground and beating it violently.
james is not a pu
Very annoying, very annoying.
I said to old James, "I don't like it, so I won't."
Everyone thinks I hate James, so I've been fighting against him.But no, he doesn't like me.He picked me up, but I didn't look the way he wanted, so he hated me.Over the past ten years, every meeting with James has made me feel depressed. Sometimes I feel like he is like a poisonous snake, hovering around me, hissing and spitting out letters, ready to hang me at any time, and then swallow me. .
I stepped off the podium and heard him whisper, "Why do you think your preferences are so important as to break the rules?" No one heard that except me.
I suddenly wanted to laugh.I have never felt how important I am, but living alone, I can't even stick to my own preferences. Living with trepidation, I am afraid that if I accidentally violate someone's rules, it is too useless.
When I got home, I was looking for ice cream in the refrigerator just in time for lunch.He ate too fast, and I was afraid that he would have a stomachache, so I changed it to bring two back every day.Robb and Peacock chattered all the way around my ear today, and I was so annoyed that I forgot about it.He closed the refrigerator door and stared at me silently.
Feeling guilty after being stared at by him, I stood at the door and asked him in a slow voice: "Why don't we go out to buy together and you choose the flavor you like?"
He nodded and said, "Okay."
Shi Wu seldom talks, to be more precise, he seldom talks to me. He still talks a lot with other people—such as the aunts in the supermarket.When they first saw Shi Wu, they were still a little wary and didn't dare to approach him.At that time, I thought that Shi Wu would be unhappy or depressed, but he was very calm.In the end, the attractiveness of the pretty boy overcame the fear of strangers, and the aunts started talking to Shi Wu, and I became nervous again, fearing that Shi Wu would not want to talk to them, and the scene would be very embarrassing.But they communicated quite well when they came and went, and even gave me discounts when I bought things.Maybe Noon's main body is a mascot.
At noon, I took a chocolate hazelnut from the freezer and compared it with vanilla milk. The shopping guide aunt leaned aside and asked him where he went to school and how his academic performance was.
I took a look at Shi Wu.He put the chocolate hazelnuts back into the freezer and said casually, "Third College, my grades are okay, but the professor doesn't like me very much."
I glared at Shi Wu.The aunt was ignorant, and said to him with a smile: "It must be that you always make small movements in class and don't listen carefully to make him angry."
Shi Wu raised his eyebrows at me, opened his eyes deliberately and answered her: "How do you know, I skip his class occasionally."
Aunt laughed.At noon, he picked out the ice cream and let me go to check out. I looked at his smiling face with crooked eyebrows, and I couldn't really make a fuss, so I could only admit it.
On the way home, Shi Wu lowered his head and tore off the wrapping paper. The wind rolled the white petals of apple blossoms around us. His forehead hair spread to both sides, revealing a smooth forehead and a clear profile.I sneaked a glance at him, and wanted to say a vulgar line: Have I seen you somewhere before?
Or, he knew me a long time ago and knew everything about me like the back of his hand.
04
The day Peacock and Robb came to my house happened to be the day when the final exam results were due.Robb all B, I only have history D, peacock is worse, including history, three F.
I told Robb that although the Third College has always appeared to have a deep background and a ruthless background because of Professor James’ teaching, it is a manifestation of its charitable sentiments by retaining the first-generation mentally retarded AI as its mascot and not discouraging the peacock so far.
Robb laughed unceremoniously, and the peacock jumped on me and beat me.I dodged the peacock sideways, only to be hit on the forehead by a cherry.Shi Wu walked in with a can of cherries in his arms: "You can't be so impolite when you talk."
Robb: "Chen Shen, you can't be so rude."
Peacock: "Shenshen baby, don't speak so impolitely."
I grabbed two handfuls of cherries and blocked their mouths respectively.
Robb has wanted to see Shi Wu for a long time, but one of the reasons I have refused to agree is because I am afraid that Shi Wu will be uncomfortable.Only later did I realize that Shi Wu was very calm about everything.Behavioral logic also means that if you like me, I will like you, and if you don't like me, I will treat you as if you don't exist.Selfishness, I think it's kind of cool for him to do that.
Peacock and I were sitting together playing games while Robb and Shi Wu were chatting at the desk.In the middle of the fight, I was shot to death, and only the peacock was left to resist.
"If this documentary is about a hundred years of land reclamation, how did the city of Naus come to be? Did other civilizations exist long before they arrived on Planet Xuegeng?" Robb asked.
I turned my head to look at them, they were discussing "The New Erth", and I went to bed after watching half of it, I thought he was not interested in these.
Shi Wu lowered his head and thought for a while before answering him: "For a long time, the positioning of the film "The New Ess" has been vague. In terms of content and subject matter, the public thinks it is a documentary. But from the perspective of authenticity, It’s impossible to say for sure, it’s been around for so long, and the city of Erth has long since disappeared. In my opinion, it’s probably more accurate to think of it as an art film.”
Shi Wu was right, but he avoided Robb's question.I know Robb, he is a very stubborn person, and he will not be satisfied with Shi Wu's answer that evades the most important thing.
Sure enough, Robb asked him back: "Because there is no evidence of its existence now, can it be considered a fake? If the city of Erth really existed, you know how shocking it will be in the history circle!"
Shi Wu didn't speak, he looked at Robb quietly.
"Are you stupid?" Peacock sneered, "If the city of Ess really existed, then the hardships of cultivating the wasteland for a hundred years would become a joke. Who do you think would want such a shocking joke?"
"True as it should be-"
Peacock interrupted him mercilessly: "Fool. You can shut up."
When they left, it was already dusk.Robb looked gloomy, and Peacock ticked his fingers at me and said softly, "To put it mildly, you'd better watch out for him."
Shi Wu was sitting on the balcony looking at us. After the peacock finished speaking, I subconsciously turned to look for him. He smiled at me, looking beautiful and innocent.
I said to the peacock: "I see."
After they left, Shi Wu stood up and walked towards me: "What's for dinner? Can I try cream of mushroom soup?"
I asked him, "Did you do it on purpose?"
Shi Wu rolled his eyes: "Your friend is quite funny."
I watched him not speak. For a moment, I hoped that he would deny it with an innocent face. He just discussed an unsolvable problem with Robb. He didn't lead Robb to the direction that dared to question absolute authority. He didn't Standing at the entrance of the truth, pretending to be perfunctory.But he did it on purpose.
Shi Wu said: "Chen Shen, I promise, I will not harm you."
I finally realized that I didn't know him at all.
Peacock told me Robb was the realest of us, and I couldn't agree more.
In the forum of the Third Academy, the debate about history has never stopped.Does the city of Os exist?We regard ourselves as people from the Xue Geng star. Is it a shameful act of dove occupying the magpie's nest?What is the truth of history?Is the city of Erth gone?Is there no evidence to prove its existence?
No one has an answer, and these arguments end in deletion.But what the answer is, we all know it well.
I don't like the way Professor James stands on the podium and talks about reclamation for a hundred years. I want to despise the rules, and I want to smash the false reality that has been whitewashed layer after layer, so Peacock and I naively use bad historical results to express Our revolt.
When James brought me to the podium to ridicule me, Peacock was expressionless and Robb was worried.But at the end of the day, we're silent on the truth, except Robb, a fool.
The remnants of the "spies" chaos ten years ago are still there, the butcher's knife is sharpened, and the blade is facing us. Who dares to tear up the peace on the painting and become the first drop of blood on the road to reality?
05
The next morning, I was out the door.This was the day when James and I made an appointment for the annual physical examination. I stood at the intersection and waited for a while. He showed up on time at eight o'clock and drove me to the military hospital.
As usual, we were silent all the way.I woke up at noon when I left, opened the door and stuck my head out to look at me.I just wish he could tell me who he is and what he wants to do.But he didn't want to say it.
After a set of physical examination items, four hours passed.Old James put it in his bag after reading my medical report, and then asked me if I wanted to have lunch together, but I refused him.
He took me back to the apartment, and on the way back he asked, seemingly unintentionally, "Who else lives in your house?"
I closed my eyes fiercely: "I live with my boyfriend, can you control it?"
Old James laughed: "The child has a temper. If you know who he is, you dare to take him home."
"Then do you know who I am? How dare you pick it up casually?"
"You don't count, you are me—"
"You picked me up, I don't know whose blood is flowing." I interrupted him with a sneer, "Or, do you want to hear me call your father?"
Robb and Peacock once discussed it in private. It is also because the history is terrible. Old James and Peacock live in peace. Appreciate me very much.Peacock secretly asked me if I was James' illegitimate son.The matter ended with me pinning the peacock to the ground and beating it violently.
james is not a pu
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