Those years when I was doing things in Liaozhai

Le Niang held the small thread with her slender hands, and let Wang Shusheng float in the sky. The struggling soul kite begging for mercy attracted a large wave of ghosts to watch and stop.

Seeing Le Niang having a good time, Xie Sheng asked about reincarnation again.It stands to reason that the incense candles and paper money he gave to Le Niang are definitely enough to find a wealthy family, so why hasn't Le Niang left yet?

Le Niang kept moving her hands, and asked Wang Shusheng to make another carp in the air, and said with a smile: "I heard that there will be turmoil in the world in the past few years, and Brother Yin sent me to persuade me to wait a little longer."

Reincarnation is a technical job, and the right time, place and people are indispensable. Besides, with the incense candle, Le Niang, who got rid of ghosts and prostitutes, can live comfortably in the underworld. Le Niang readily agreed, never thinking that she would encounter another sudden death The ghost Wang Shusheng, why not capture Wang Shusheng to relieve boredom.

Xie Sheng asked, "Shouldn't his ghost go to hell?"

"No more." Le Niang obviously had already inquired about the good news, "The ghost messenger saw that his heart was gone, and he was still haunted by evil spirits. He said that it was the Painted Skin Ghost who did it, and it's not their business."

Some things, the official difference between the underworld and the yangworld, are exactly the same when shirking responsibility.

It is estimated that in the original plot, Wang Shusheng will come back from the dead, precisely because his soul was rejected by the ghost.

Xie Sheng thought about it for a while, Le Niang's novel idea gave him some ideas, and he suggested: "It always gets tiring to fly a kite, why don't you change it?"

It's okay not to mention being tired, the ghost doesn't feel too tired, but when Xie Sheng said this, Le Niang really felt a little sore in her arms.Looking at Wang Shusheng's gradual acceptance of the fact that he was let fly, he stopped struggling a long time ago, and seemed to be lost in confusion with a ignorant expression.

Le Niang waved her hand and asked the errand to help her put Wang Shusheng down.

With a twist of Yincha's fingers, the thin thread specially used to bind ghosts disappeared. Wang Shusheng was floating in the air in a daze, but Yinchai flew up and dragged him down.

Wang Shusheng looked at the broken hole's chest in a daze, and asked, "You look so familiar, do I know you?"

Not only did he forget about himself when he was thrown as a kite, but it seemed that he could not even remember the events of his life very firmly.

Just as Xie Sheng felt that it would be boring to take revenge on a ghost with no memory, he saw Wang Shusheng giggled and coveted, "What's the beauty's name?"

Le Niang and Xie Sheng both choked.

Yes, the heart is gone or the flower is gone.

Xie Sheng twitched the corner of his mouth and suggested, "It's too cheap for him to just die like this."

Wang Shusheng's soul is left alone, so there is no possibility of being judged and thrown into purgatory. Le Niang's small revenge is not painful or itchy for Wang Shusheng, an ignorant soul. It is better to let Wang Shusheng come back to life... Maybe it is another meaning that life is worse than death.

By the way, let's see if I can find An Dao who is still holding the heart, and ask him what he wants to do, but you don't need to tell Le Niang the reason.

Le Niang, who only knew one thing but didn't know the other, nodded deeply, thinking that it really made sense.

He did what he said, and before Wang Shusheng realized what happened to him, he was dragged to the underworld by Le Niang and Xie Sheng again.There were still people in Wang's family crying and crying over Wang Shusheng's body, and the deserted mourning hall continued to cry.

When Wang Shusheng saw the familiar yet unfamiliar corpse, he asked in surprise, "That's me, am I dead?"

Le Niang thoughtfully took Wang Shusheng's hand and stabbed it into the hole in his chest, and said, "Yes, you don't have a heart yet."

The panicked Wang Shusheng felt a little heartbroken, and suddenly felt that his heart didn't hurt. After all, he didn't have a heart... Wang Shusheng suddenly became a little sober. He looked around and found that the beauties who had been following him turned out to be Xie Sheng and Le Niang. Exclaimed: "Master Xie?"

Xie Sheng didn't answer, he decisively pushed Wang Shusheng's head down, and the soul that had just left couldn't wait to attach himself to his body.

It seems something is missing.

Xie Sheng thought for a second, then asked the system: [Little cutie, help me find a cat, black one. 】

After the system complied, it found out what Xie Sheng wanted to do, and couldn't help but take a deep breath: [... Huh? 】

Generally speaking, the corpses whose souls still exist are not completely dead. Some may be resurrected from the dead, but some may be fraudulent corpses.Black cats ward off evil spirits, but for corpses, black cats must not be around.

For example, now, Xie Sheng put the black cat into the mourning hall, teasing the cat to jump over Wang Shusheng's corpse.

The crying man was suddenly interrupted by a cat. He opened his mouth to curse, but found that it was a cat, black with green eyes.

People turned their heads to look at Wang Shusheng in horror.

I heard... black cats will turn dead bodies into man-eating zombies.

The stiff corpse sat up with a "snap". Even with some mental preparations, people were still unavoidably startled.

Someone ran away, screaming while running: "It's haunted!"

Anyone who doesn't run away at this time is a fool, and the people in the mourning hall run away in a breath.

The black cat that completed the task licked its paws, and left gracefully and briskly—the evil-proof black cat didn't want to spend too much time with a room full of evil things.

In just a few hours, Wang Shusheng went from a human to a ghost to a kite to a zombie, from being scared by ghosts to being scary.The soul returned to the body, and even the memory was slowly recovering. Wang Shusheng easily realized that what he saw just now were Xie Sheng and Le Niang.

The zombie who had just sat up fell down again with a bang, and Wang Shusheng stared blankly at the roof, doubting his own existence for the first time.

However, although the person escaped, the mourning hall was not quiet, and two heads suddenly appeared in front of Wang Shusheng's eyes.

A man and a woman, each with their own exquisite appearance, looked at him with smiles.

It's just that the smile that was once shocking to heaven made the zombie king scholar tremble involuntarily.

Xie Sheng hooked his fingers and said with a smile, "Take two steps?"

After speaking, he made room for Wang Shusheng so that Wang Shusheng could get up.Wang Shusheng closed his eyes in fear, but he felt something cold disturbing his eyeballs. He had to open them and found that it was half of Le Niang's finger.

After all, Le Niang is still a spirit body. When she doesn't want to touch human beings in her heart, she can't feel the existence of a soul in her body. At most, she only has a chilly feeling.

Wang Shusheng tremblingly said: "Le Niang... It's not that I hurt you, so don't pester me."

At this moment, he hadn't realized that Le Niang was Miss Xie whom he was thinking of.

Le Niang paused her fingers, smiled, nodded and said, "Yes, you didn't cause me, it's all because of your blind eyes and broken heart, but your heart is gone, I will completely blind your eyes OK?"

Gradually feeling a foreign body in his eyes, Wang Shusheng subconsciously asked Xie Sheng for help: "Young Master Xie, help me... Wait, you are together?!"

Xie Sheng nodded, and lazily said: "Prince Wang still listen to me, just take a few steps and let me have a look."

After weighing again and again, Wang Shusheng turned his head stiffly to avoid Le Niang's hand, and straightened up again - without a heart to maintain the blood supply, the zombie Wang Shusheng lived up to his name, and jumped two steps.

Xie Sheng, who had never seen a zombie walking before, smiled contentedly, and Le Niang was also amused.

The system was shocked: [I haven't seen it before... This is why you made Wang Shusheng a zombie? 】

Is it a little too arbitrary? !

Xie Shengyi said: [Zombies are not important, what is important is the scum. 】

Xie Sheng, who kept saying that zombies are not important, continued to make Wang Shusheng jump around, with his bloodshot red eyes, he looked like a zombie rabbit, not cute, only funny.

Wang Shusheng, who is clearly a zombie but is used to watch: "..."

Le Niang almost burst into tears, rubbing her cheeks stiff with laughter and saying, "This is indeed more fun than flying a kite!"

Xie Sheng shook his head, expressing that there was something more interesting, Le Niang asked curiously, and the bouncing Wang Shusheng looked at him with anticipation and fear.

"Let me ask you first." Xie Sheng looked at Wang Shusheng, "Do you think you need a heart?"

Wang Shusheng obviously didn't expect such a question that was extremely beneficial to him. He nodded frantically, he must, he must. If he has a heart, he is not a zombie without breathing and heartbeat. That is the real resurrection from the dead!

Le Niang was puzzled: "...do you really want him to give birth?"

In fact, zombies are pretty good. She looked at Wang Shusheng, who clearly regained consciousness, but still could only be a zombie. It was pretty good that she was close to being alive but couldn't do it anyway.

"Not really." Xie Sheng replied, grabbing a fist-sized piece of dirt from the ground and flying his hands.The soil quickly turned into a peach shape in Xie Sheng's hands, and there were faint blood vessels on it.Le Niang and Wang Shusheng watched silently, speechless in shock.

"No, here's your heart." Xie Sheng handed over the heart model he had made, but in exchange Wang Shusheng jumped back in horror.

Who would make a heart out of clay, what's the difference between that and nothing? !

Xie Sheng played with the clay heart, thinking that his technique had not regressed, and said seriously: "At least it can block your chest."

"No, no, no!" Wang Shusheng ran away in panic, and jumped straight to the gate of the yard, just in time to bump into the father and mother who came over after hearing the sound.

The queen mother immediately mourned and shouted: "My son!"

She wanted to stretch out her hands to hug Scholar Wang, but Scholar Wang, the zombie, was impatient for a moment and couldn't change his direction. He stretched out his hands and hugged a big tree, entangled and unable to move.

Zombies really hold on to things and don't let go.

Everyone: "..."

Xie Sheng and Le Niang regretfully hid to watch.

The king's father and queen mother originally wanted to clean up the chaotic Wang family and cry for their son, but they didn't expect that within a few hours, Wang Shusheng suddenly lied about his corpse.The Queen Mother dropped everything and hurried to see, she insisted that Wang Shusheng was going to die and come back to life, no matter how others persuaded her, she would not listen.

Father Wang had no choice but to come over to see this scene, what else could it be if it wasn't a fraudulent corpse?

The heartbroken Queen Mother wanted to hug her son, but was stopped by the Wang Father, who sighed and ordered the servants: "Go and invite a Taoist priest."

Stop turning into a zombie scourge once you're all dead.

The Queen Mother gave Wang Father a hard look: "No, it's the doctor! My son is not dead!"

Father Wang opened his mouth, but seeing Queen Mother's sad face, he had to compromise: "...all of you, please come here."

Before the sun slowly set, the Taoist priest and the doctor invited by the king's father appeared on the stage one after another.

The doctor was a hale and hearty old man with a white beard, his dark eyes seemed somewhat familiar, Xie Sheng didn't pay much attention to it.As soon as the Taoist priest came over, Xie Sheng laughed, isn't that uneasy!

An Dao seemed to be aware of Xie Sheng's existence, and after taking a deep look this way, he turned back to look at Wang Shusheng.Xie Sheng Yile was thinking of a reason to come out when he felt another stare from that doctor.

The second they looked at each other, Xie Sheng suddenly felt that Ji Qinglin was actually hiding under the wrinkled old man's skin, right?