About me forcibly kissing the elevator guy

The world was spinning for a while, and I almost didn't turn back when I got up.

This seemed to be the first time in my life that I had a hangover.

Alcohol really hurts the body, and it hurts the soul. I don't think my soul has floated back until now, and it's still hanging in the air.

The bed is still my bed, the ceiling is also my ceiling, and the clothes are still the same clothes as yesterday.

What about being drunk and having an affair and being taken home by a handsome guy to spend the night together?

nonexistent.

But if the mother doesn't wake up in my own bed today, I'll be so scared that I'll jump into the river and kill myself.

Why?Then you have to ask me yesterday.

It was the client who was as fat as a dead pig trying his best to drink, not to mention, he really got me drunk.

Then why did I come back?

There is a glass of water on the bedside table. I observed it, and it should not have been poisoned.

No, who has nothing to poison me, what are you trying to do?

The taste is still sweet.

This should not be something I can do, after all, I only remember the scene of throwing up while hugging my bad friend after being drunk, and don't mention the next thing, because I don't remember anything at all.

How could there be time to make a cup of sugar water and save it for myself the next day.

Suddenly an idea broke into my mind.

I... Is it possible that I have a split personality?

No, so I advise you not to drink alcohol. After drinking, you will lose your IQ like me.

I touched my trouser pocket, the phone was still there, no wonder I always felt tight around my buttocks.

The time is locked on Thursday, 10:31.

Come on, I forgot to set the alarm last night, and I am still late today.

It's not late, it's absent.

My perfect attendance award, my travel dream, my dream switch.

Almost at this moment it all came to naught.

Ersha also left a message, so he probably brought it back for me yesterday.

I see what he said to me...

yesterday at 23:41

Two Silly: Climb home yet?

no?Look at this tone, you didn't send me home?

Cub, you have lived up to Dad's expectations of you.

What's even more strange is that no one came to ask me why I didn't go to work.

Even the head of the attendance team, who started the crazy chatter mode when he was late, fell silent.

I wondered, is it possible that this person really doesn't go to work today?

But there are still people in the discussion group who have just sent out the document report, is this class still in progress?

Could it be because...

"When I wake up, everyone forgets about me"

Excuse me.

After drinking alcohol, thoughts are out of control.

I decided to give Ersha a message first, and by the way, ask about the company's situation today.

——Silly, are you at work?

Ersha returned quite quickly, probably because the company has no projects recently, and he was in a panic.

In other words, is it because there is no project, so everyone doesn't care whether I work or not?

Two idiots: brother, is the disease serious or uncomfortable?

Erduan: Don't worry, I'll bring you medicine after get off work today.

I am sick?Why don't I know it myself?

According to Ersha's description, someone asked for leave for me.

It was the attendance team leader who came to the office to tell his colleagues.

I'm a little confused, I don't know who invited it.

But I was hungry, and my stomach growled, which brought my soul back.

Adhering to the principle that no one can starve himself when he is hungry, and only when he is full can he work hard.

I decided to go to the gate of the community to eat something.

No way, since I ate not only a hair, but also chicken feces on the fried chicken.

I uninstalled all apps.

Including the starved and the poor.

no?Why does this neighbor look at me so strangely?

What is she laughing at?

I took a quick look at myself, clean from the shower, white shirt and jeans.

The shoes are also worn backwards.

Refreshing with a school...

The school still forgets, and the grass can still do it.

Alas, the past is a thing of the past, old.

I asked her politely, "Miss, what are you laughing at?"

She blushed and shook her head desperately, her hair flicked like a monster.

I look back, the little girl is so juicy, poor.

It's been a long time since I've seen a handsome guy, and it's like this when I saw him.

This is still young, already insane, blame the world for being too cruel.

I'm... really sinful.

no?Then why is the doorman's eyes so strange?

What is her expression?

It's not like being shy when you see me, is it?

Well, I don't want her to be shy with me either.

I once again shined the light on myself through the reflection of the glass.

Nothing wrong?

This fucking can't be...

"When I woke up, my appearance changed but only I couldn't see it"

You listen to my explanation.

I may be hungry, my head is not clear.

Followed by that crazy little girl, I got into the guard room without thinking.

Why does her expression get weirder the closer I get?

I took a deep breath and said, "I..."

"Oh, this is the little brother on the ninth floor of Unit [-] of the second building. Are you sober?"

I haven't opened my mouth yet, so I have to swallow what I want to ask first.

It seems that this aunt watched me drunk and entered the community last night.

Care about me here?

I raised a gentle smile, "Wake up, thank you..."

The aunt interrupted me again, "It's good when you wake up, young man, you are full of anger, and you understand."

How can I drink and get angry.

It's not yet the time when the office workers get off work, and there are no customers in the small shop at the door.

Seeing me coming in, the proprietress who was lying on the counter immediately sat upright.

There was a slightly exaggerated smile on the corner of her mouth, and her eyes were fixed on me.

I almost saw the green light.

It could be seen that she was frantically suppressing her smile, not knowing what funny news she saw just now.

I sat in the old seat, and she opened her mouth.

The next thing she would do was say the same old line, asking me if I was the same.

In fact, I want to eat something sour today, if she asks, I will change the taste.

"Hey, Xiao Ji, I heard that you forcibly kissed the head of the household on the nineteenth floor last night? Really?"