atypical rebirth

Do Meng Zheng and Shen Duqing really mind the girl dance?

No, they don't mind at all.

In fact, they just seized the opportunity to make trouble with each other.

This is man.Once a man becomes naive, an 80-year-old man will look like he is eight years old.

After driving Shen Feizhuo back to the bedroom, the two elder brothers finally planned to dance properly.

They discussed it calmly, and the final result of the discussion was as follows: Shen Duqing, as the instructor, danced the women's steps first, because Meng Zheng, as a beginner, had to learn the men's steps seriously, and don't miss out on the women's steps. .After Meng Zheng had mastered the basic dance steps, Shen Duqing would dance the men's steps, leading Meng Zheng to dance a few coherent movements, so that Meng Zheng could get a good feel for them, and then Meng Zheng would turn around and use the men's steps to lead Shen Duqing around.

That is to say, when both of them have women's dances, no one should laugh at the other.

This is all for the sake of teaching effect.

Meng Zheng's body coordination ability was really inferior to Shen Duqing's.In fact, the basic dance steps of Slow Three are quite simple, and Shen Duqing explained them meticulously, but Meng Zheng still danced to the wrong beat from time to time.Even though Shen Duqing was never lacking in patience with Meng Zheng, when Meng Zheng made a wrong jump and almost stepped on his foot again, he still said helplessly: "You just rely on your luck to meet someone like me." Teacher, otherwise you should have been expelled from school long ago."

"Yes, yes, fortunately with you, you are the best. Whoever we are with." Meng Zheng bumped into Shen Duqing's shoulder.

Shen Duqing deliberately said with a straight face: "It's fine if you don't dance well in front of me. I won't laugh at you, and I won't despise you. Don't go out and shame yourself. You are not allowed to invite girls to dance before you finish your studies. .”

"I know it well." Meng Zheng sighed.

Originally, Meng Zheng was quite interested in learning ballroom dancing.The seniors and sisters invited by the organization department will spend their spare time in the activity room teaching them how to dance in the last half a month. Meng Zheng has been thinking that he must not miss this learning opportunity.Master one more skill, maybe it will come in handy at some point.As a result, he studied with Shen Duqing all afternoon, and he was hit hard, and he was not in the mood to go to the activity room to practice dancing.

"Don't be disappointed either. Let's practice if we have the chance. Practice makes perfect." Shen Duqing was comforting Meng Zheng one second, but he was helpless the next second, "Hey, I forgot again. Have you heard what I said? Stop staring at your feet, the more you stare at your feet, the more nervous you are, and the more nervous you are, the more likely you are to make mistakes. Look up at me!"

Meng Zheng rested his chin on Shen Duqing's shoulder, feeling aggrieved like a 100-pound fool: "I'm tired."

Shen Duqing's whole body was embraced by Meng Zheng, and the tips of his ears were scorching hot.

In order to show that although he did not learn to dance, he still made contributions to the organization department, Meng Zheng went to give advice to his seniors, suggesting that the special program should be changed to a reverse show, with girls wearing suits and dancing men's steps, and boys wearing skirts Dance women's steps.The freshman female officers all agreed, while the male officers shook their heads and refused.In the end, this opinion was not adopted, but the matter spread.On the day of the competition, several classes actually chose to reverse their roles!

In Meng Zheng's college, there are many boys and few girls. In Meng Zheng's class, there are only five rare girls in total.Therefore, in this ballroom dancing competition, in their courtyard, each class has always only sent two or three pairs of contestants to participate, and there are even only one pair of contestants.Unlike other departments, most of the class can participate.

But this time, there were several classes where almost all the people participated.

In one class, only four pairs of dancers are normal male-female pairs, and the rest are all male-male pairs.The boys who danced the women's steps were all wearing shiny little skirts, and deliberately put on spoof makeup, painting their faces like monkey butts, very hot eyes.When they came to the stage, the applause and laughter from the audience never stopped.

There are also a few other classes, although there are some boys who are cross-dressing, but the makeup is relatively normal, the comedy effect is not as good as this class, but the order of the dance is very high.There is another class that chooses the same-sex pairing altogether. The boys’ dance partners are boys, and the girls’ dance partners are girls. All the boys wear suits, and no one wears skirts. The only two girls are all wearing white skirts. The stage effect turned out to be very good.

The senior from the organization department patted Meng Zheng on the shoulder and said, "Starting today, the name of the campus ballroom dance competition in our school can be changed to the reverse ballroom dance competition. Congratulations on your indelible contribution to this."

After the video of the game was uploaded to the school forum, the whole school became a sensation.

Some other monk academies suddenly realized that we can do the same!

There are actually quite a few monk colleges in NUS, and everyone has a sense of mischief. Cross-dressing ballroom dancing has gradually become a tradition in these colleges.Because of this bizarre proposal, Meng Zheng has left his name in the unofficial history of the campus.

Many years later, when Meng Zheng returned to his alma mater to give a speech, some people pointed at him and said, "Ah, this is the father... mother... father of ballroom dancing. In short, this tradition came because of him!" Fans of Mengzheng thought that Mengzheng once danced in public, and begged high prices for videos of Mengzheng dancing that year.

Hmph, in fact, Meng Zheng only danced the female step with Shen Duqing, and no one else could see it!

One day before the New Year's Day holiday, Liu Jian came to NUS to play with Meng Zheng and Shen Duqing.He is also going to university in Beijing, but because he has found a lot of part-time jobs, he has not been free before.Liu Jian said: "I, I will be free in the future. I just quit my part-time job at the hot pot restaurant." Although he applied for a student loan, because his major in college was related to computer, he wanted to save money to buy a computer. So whenever I have free time, I do part-time jobs, hand out leaflets, do tutoring, and work as a waiter in a hot pot restaurant near the school. I use all my free time.

"I found a way to buy some goods, and now I sell underwear and socks in the dormitory." Liu Jian said.

Many boys don't like to wash socks and underwear.There are some boys who look like dogs, but in fact, the underwear and socks that have been changed are full of two basins.Liu Jian said: "The socks I buy are very cheap. For socks of similar quality, the small shop next to the school sells three pairs for ten yuan, and I sell seven pairs for ten yuan. Small profits but quick turnover." It doesn't hurt to lose it twice, and you don't need to wash it specially, so it is very popular.

"Is it okay to do business in the school? Will it not be reported?" Meng Zheng asked.

Liu Jian said: "I sell socks without disturbing the people, and I serve the public. What is there to report? Besides, how much money does a pair of socks make? They look down on this small profit, thinking that I can only earn one dollar a day. A little bit of hard-earned money won’t make things difficult for me.” If his parents hadn’t made money selling tea eggs, he wouldn’t have thought of selling socks in the dormitory.The money earned in this way seems to be small money, but in fact it can add up to a lot.

Liu Jian lowered his voice, and said again: "However, I know a senior who is really brave enough to sell pirated CDs in the dormitory. You know about that thing, right?" He looked at Meng Zheng and Shen Duqing suspiciously.Liu Jian is three years older than Meng Zheng and Shen Duqing, there is reason to suspect that Meng Zheng and Shen Duqing are very innocent.

Meng Zheng said, "I know, I know, of course I know."

Only then did Liu Jian continue to say: "He has a very good business. All the old students know that he has resources in his hands, but he was reported. The leaders of the college wanted to talk to him. I happened to go to their building to sell socks, so he took The remaining few discs were all stuffed into me. The covers on the outside of these pirated discs are all fake, and you can’t know the specific content by looking at the cover. There is a rich man in our dormitory, and he built a computer just after school... ..."

Liu Jian shared the CD with his roommates.The four boys locked the door, closed the windows, and drew the curtains. They gathered in front of the local tyrant's computer, excitedly inserted the CD into the host, and then stared at the computer screen intently.

"...Damn, it's two boys who come out on stage, hugging each other and kissing each other." Liu Jian made a toothache-like expression, "We naively thought at first that the two of them One of them must be a girl, but she looks a bit masculine. In the end, when they took off their pants... My mother, we turned off the computer in a hurry. We didn't dare to read the remaining CDs, and threw them all away. gone."

Liu Jian took this incident as a joke.Shen Duqing subconsciously turned to look at Meng Zheng.

Meng Zheng laughed loudly when he heard this: "Scared?"

"Isn't it!" Liu Jian nodded with lingering fear, "Actually, I don't discriminate against homosexuals. Anyway, how others fall in love with the same sex, how to kiss and hug the same sex is their own business, and We have nothing to do with each other, do you think so? But seeing that scene out of the blue is still terrifying."

Meng Zheng patted Liu Jian's shoulder sympathetically, and said, "Understandable. It's like a person who only likes pears but not apples. He doesn't mind other people eating apples, and even supports others eating apples. He thinks This is the legitimate right of others. But if he accidentally eats a bite of an apple one day, he will immediately spit it out.” This has nothing to do with discrimination, it’s just a matter of preference, and some steel straight men really can’t accept GV.

"That's the reason, I really can't eat apples." Liu Jian said.

Shen Duqing tentatively asked: "But aren't you all curious about the taste of apples?"

This statement can be advanced or retreated, and it cannot be regarded as coming out of the closet.People who have never eaten apples can also be curious about apples, but it does not mean that they will eat apples.Shen Duqing wanted to use these words to test Meng Zheng's attitude towards Apple.

Just then, Meng Zheng's cell phone rang.He glanced at the screen and said in surprise, "It's Feizhuo's head teacher." It was a weekday, and Shen Feizhuo had to go to school, but it was almost the end of school.Meng Zheng quickly walked aside to answer the phone, Shen Duqing looked at him worriedly. One minute later, Meng Zheng hung up the phone and said to Shen Duqing, "The class teacher Fei Zhuo asked if we were free and suggested that we go to school."

"What happened?" Shen Duqing was startled, and quickly stood up from his seat.

Meng Zheng said dumbfoundingly: "Did you know that Feizhuo can imitate handwriting? He forged parents' signatures on papers for students. I heard from the teacher that his forgery business has spread to other classes, and now the incident has happened."

"I really don't know..." Shen Duqing was dumbfounded.

The two elder brothers looked at each other in blank dismay, wondering when the younger brother secretly lit up such a skill.However, now is not the time to pursue this. Since the teacher has asked, then go to school as soon as possible.

Liu Jian also followed, and kept saying with emotion: "Talent! Our brother is really talented!"

Shen Feizhuo's primary school is not far from NUS.When the elder brothers found Shen Feizhuo's office, there was a pair of parents in the office, and they were complaining to each other. The husband said that the wife gave the child too much pocket money, and the wife said that the reason why the child spent money was to learn from her husband. .A teacher was trying to persuade the fight, to the effect that both parents are responsible, and they should set a good example for their children.Shen Duqing glanced at them.

Shen Feizhuo sat next to the class teacher and wrote the self-criticism.

Meng Zheng and Shen Duqing hurried forward to greet the teacher.The teacher said: "Shen Feizhuo, your brothers are here, please explain to them yourself, how did you become the parent of half the students in the class?"

"Oh, you learned this from Meng Zheng!" Liu Jian gave Shen Feizhuo a thumbs-up, "Meng Zheng used to be the father of half of the students in our class!" All eyes were on Liu Jian .

head teacher:"???"

Meng Zheng looked at Liu Jian fiercely.

The smile on Liu Jian's face gradually couldn't be maintained, and he silently retracted his inappropriate thumb.