I, Fu Niao, play money

Tang Mingjiang's brain entered short-circuit mode of thinking.

During the short circuit, he mechanically covered the bird, turned the lights to the dimmest, cleared away a mess of dishes, and finally closed the door.Evening TV is full of boring content. He opened a bottle of beer and sat cross-legged on the sofa, feeling unreal for the first time.

This world is too unreal.

Fu Yan was half asleep and half awake, his throat was dry, and his head still had some dull pain.Open your eyes, the surrounding environment is also very strange.He raised his hand to rub his temples, but...

Touched my own bird head...

Memories from before falling asleep rolled over.

A fluffy bird's head popped out from under the quilt, black bean-like eyes circled around, um, great, Tang Mingjiang is not here.After turning back into a human form, Fu Yan put on the slippers that had been put aside in a frivolous step. By the way, he felt that Tang Mingjiang was really careful.

Looking out the window, it was still dark.

He opened the bedroom door, the biting chill made goose bumps on his arms, the TV in the living room was on mute, and the screen was still flashing, and the person on the sofa had fallen asleep with his neck tilted, pregnant hugging a pillow.

Tsk, how many degrees does the air conditioner turn on.

Thinking that I was still in human form before the memory fragment, by the way, I am glad that I woke up early, otherwise Tang Mingjiang woke up tomorrow and found that he was actually a monster... where.

"you're awake?"

There was a hoarse voice suddenly coming from behind, how could there be no sound after walking in the middle of the night!

Fu Yan turned his head, and there was a person standing in the darkness, "Are you hungry?"

Tang Mingjiang straightened his crumpled shirts, turned on the lights on the wall, and glanced at the young man standing in the middle of the kitchen staring at him, "Look what I do, the refrigerator is next to you."

The man's expression was the same as in the daytime, so Fu Yan felt relieved and nodded at him, "Did you wake up?"

"No," Tang Mingjiang bypassed him and opened the refrigerator first, picked out a pizza and stuffed it into the microwave, "It's just a little light sleep."

Fu Yan let out a cry, and stood there staring at the countdown of the microwave oven numbers.

Tang Mingjiang glanced at him, and raised his hand to wipe the corner of his mouth in a funny way, "How can you eat a cake and eat it everywhere?"

Fu Yan was taken aback, wiped his lips with his wrist, and said in an unapologetic tone, "I seem to have put the cake on your bed."

Tang Mingjiang withdrew his hands belatedly, wondering if he saw the reason why this person was actually a bird he wanted to raise, and made some intimate moves with his body first... Fortunately, the bird didn't care about it.Ah, then simply treat it as having a pet.Thinking about it this way, the negative emotions of being soiled by someone on the bed will not arise at all, he shook his head, "It's okay, just throw it in the washing machine."

Fu Yan nodded calmly on the surface, but in his heart he was denying the information about Tang Mingjiang he had seen.It is obviously a lie to say that this person is a clean freak!It caused him to wake up and see a puddle of color on the quilt, almost thinking that he was going to be burned in red.

"Go take a shower after eating, do you have a schedule tomorrow?" Tang Mingjiang turned on the microwave oven, took out the fragrant pizza and put it on the table, "What would you like to drink?"

"There is no itinerary." Fu Yan pulled out the chair and sat down without any embarrassment at all. Then he remembered that he woke up because he was thirsty, "Everything is fine except wine."

Drinking alcohol hurts the stomach, Tang Mingjiang opened a box of milk, warmed it up and handed it to the person who was holding a piece of cake and eating it with relish, "Drink it while it's hot, I'll find some clothes for you to change."

"Thank you." Fu Yan swallowed the food in his mouth, gripped the glass with greasy fingertips, "Why don't you wash it first, you have work tomorrow."

"You wash it first, use the shower or the bathtub?" Tang Mingjiang walked out of the kitchen.

Fu Yan said surprisingly, "Washing together saves time?"

Forgive him, there is no shame in naked relatives at all.

"..." If he hadn't known that he was a bird, Tang Mingjiang would have believed that this man was seducing him. "Then I'll wash first."

Now the last feeling of guilt in Fu Yan's heart was gone, he nodded generously, "Well, let's go."

Tang Mingjiang stood in a cloud of water vapor, and as soon as he closed his eyes, he could recall Fu Yan's sentence when he looked up at him. Let's wash together.After careful calculation, in fact, the two of them have only known each other for more than half a month, and the time of real contact... In fact, it is only today, but there is an inexplicable sense of fit, and there is no abruptness of being intruded into life... Could it be that Because, how well do creatures like birds fit with themselves?

He suddenly wanted to see when Fu Yan took a bath, would he change back to his original form or just use his human form?Logically speaking, bathing in bird form would be easy, right?Actor Tang, who realized what he was thinking, quickly wiped his hair, and after finding a clean bath towel from the cupboard, he suddenly remembered that this person lived next door... He paused outside the bathroom, looking Fu Yan's appearance is also sober, so he can take care of himself when he goes back, right?

The sliding door was pulled open suddenly, and Fu Yan poked out half of his head to look at him, "Are you done washing?"

Tang Mingjiang was stared at by him, and the head of the family seemed a little embarrassed. He nodded and moved away, "The blue and white one is shampoo, and the towel is on the washing machine."

Turning off the TV, he looked at the messy quilt in the bedroom and sighed inaudibly. There was nothing he could do, after all...it was a bird he raised.

What's up with this "he's just a kid" old fatherly love.

He took out his phone, and besides the hacking message sent by Huang Yao earlier, there were also several messages and missed calls from Tong Xiangsheng.

——Is Fu Yan with you?

—Call back.

He didn't bother to answer the message, so he just stared at the clock at 03:56 and dialed a call. Anyway, he was the one who asked to call back.

The phone rang for a while before it was connected, and Tong Xiangsheng's angry voice came from the opposite side, "Ancestor, don't you check the time when you call?"

"You asked me to call back, and I have so many things to do?"

Tong Xiangsheng gasped, "I sent you a message two and a half hours ago, you... you just replied to me now? Are you not working tomorrow or am I going to have a rest tomorrow?"

"Fu Yan is with me." Tang Mingjiang didn't bother to argue with him, and directly replied to the question in his message, "He's taking a bath, what's wrong?"

"Oh, it's his little assistant who waited for him in the apartment for more than an hour and didn't come back. He thought there was human trafficking, so I don't want to ask you." Tong Xiangsheng woke up like a dream, "Wait a minute, you...you... What did the mother do that is worse than a beast?"

"..." Tang Mingjiang almost swears, he worked so hard to be the ancestor's nanny all night, yet he still doubts his character?

"It's okay to hang up. Someone will pick me up tomorrow morning."

"Why are you so..." Tong Xiangsheng almost dropped the phone angrily, "Have you been caught by someone secretly filming and following you when you took him home? Is he going out tomorrow? Is his walking posture weird? How about I tell Wen Changmeng to let him know?" How many days does he rest?"

The half-hidden door was pushed open, and a young man in a towel stood outside the door. Tang Mingjiang simply hung up the phone, and by the way, sent a sentence to the opposite party, "If you are sick, you can be cured."

Water dripped from Fu Yan's hair, and the shoulders of the white shirt on his body were wet, showing a faint flesh color. Tang Mingjiang couldn't help frowning, "What are you doing at the door, come here."

Tsk, little ancestor, he didn't even clean his hair.

Fu Yan let out a cry, and leaned towards the bed step by step. A pair of slender and fair legs were exposed under the shirt carelessly, which made Tang Mingjiang's forehead twitch, "Where are the pants?"

"Huh?" Fu Yan lowered his head and glanced at his legs, "You didn't give it to me."

"..." Tang Mingjiang looked away a little, didn't tell you, wouldn't you wear the original big underpants?

"Go to bed."

No, why do you say this so strangely?

Fu Yan got into the quilt, and rubbed the very obvious pink patch on the quilt with his fingers, and it couldn't be wiped off even after rubbing it twice.Someone picked up the towel behind his back, and started to wipe his messy wet hair just right.Feeling the opponent's fingers brushing his scalp, Fu Yan felt both comfortable and strange, and stopped the opponent before the hairs were about to stand up, "Use a hair dryer."

Ancestor, isn't the hair dryer on the sink?Tang Mingjiang had no choice but to get up and get the hair dryer back. After plugging it in, he half-knelt on the bed and dried his hair... Tsk, let alone, it was quite handy.

After eating and drinking, Fu Yan took a bath in the warm bathroom, feeling drowsy again. He leaned back, leaned on Tang Mingjiang with half-closed eyes, and said sincerely, "Mr. good."

"..." Tang Mingjiang was speechless. What's the matter? This was the first time he had someone brush his hair.After a while, he joked, "If one day I can't afford to be an actor, I'll open a shampoo shop, and I will be able to support myself."

"Then I will definitely go there every day." Fu Yan replied, "Besides, your acting is so good, why can't you eat?"

"How do you know I'm good at acting?" Tang Mingjiang chuckled. A bird demon is new to the human world and doesn't know anything. Just by watching him in the daytime, he feels good?

"I've been looking for a lot of your dramas to watch these days." Fu Yan took it for granted, "Teacher Tang."

The teacher called Tang Mingjiang a little uncomfortable, and he couldn't find where the uncomfortable point appeared. Most people call him Teacher Tang, so what should the little bird in front of him call himself? ……Owner?forget it.Just thinking about Fu Yan staring at the way he called master made him feel guilty.

"Your little assistant seems to be waiting for you, do you want to send him a message?"

"Huh?" Fu Yan thought for a while, went out again with bare legs, no shoes on, ran to the bathroom and took out the mobile phone from the pile of clothes, and ran back, yelling that it was cold on the ground while holding it. The air-conditioning came back again, and he moved closer to Tang Mingjiang, "So much news."

Tang Mingjiang pulled up the quilt, "Return one, if you don't, the police will come looking for you tomorrow, and I will go to jail by then."

Fu Yan looked up at him, raised the corners of his mouth, "I will stand up and prove that I am voluntary."

Tang Mingjiang didn't know whether he was choked by his words or his sudden and vivid expression, "... What dramas have you watched?"

"Well... the Stockholm effect, your dual personality is great." Fu Yan replied while boasting, "Especially the appearance of Professor Wen Run on the surface, and the behind-the-scenes person who is full of bad things behind the scenes. When I think about it, I still see you in person." Somewhat scary."

Tang Mingjiang suddenly lowered his laughter, turned off the hair dryer, put one arm around Fu Yan's waist, pinched his chin and raised his face, and raised one corner of his mouth. Dangerous look, but inexplicably attractive, "You said you... voluntarily?"

Fu Yan subconsciously covered his hand, Tang Mingjiang's pounding heartbeat could be heard next to his ears, he seemed to be overwhelmed by his sudden sense of drama, he paused for two seconds and then grinned with a green smile, according to his memory The victim's appearance was muffled but he boldly expressed his love, "Yes... I am with you voluntarily, everything about me... belongs to you, and no one can separate me from you."

Fu Yan is great.He can match his own scenes very quickly, and has a good memory, and he has not mispronounced a single word of his lines.Tang Mingjiang saw his malicious smile reflected in his eyes, full of trust and attachment, and suddenly wanted to change the plot of the show so that the victim did not commit suicide because of twisted love, but lived behind the scenes It's not bad to be beside people, to become mutual salvation with people behind the scenes.Change BE to HE, those people in the province are crying and sending blades.

"Okay, go to bed." He let go of the other's hand, wound up the thread and put it aside, "I'll make some porridge for tomorrow, and if you wake up late, you can heat it up yourself."

Fu Yan hummed, slipped into the quilt, and said something under the quilt, "You will be rewarded."

Tang Mingjiang stared at the exposed half of his black hair, and hummed with a smile.

"What are you laughing at?" Fu Yan raised his head with a serious face, "I'm not lying."

Tang Mingjiang couldn't help but stretched out his hand and rubbed the top of his head, "Well, I believe it."

This little harpy...

Sometimes it's weird and cute.