Boss, your love rival has come to kill you
Chapter 16 The feeling of being number 0
An orphan who was thrown at the entrance of the orphanage by his parents, but was picked up by his grandma.
When I was young, the old and the young depended on each other, and life was difficult. Ren Xiaowu was born with a stutter, and he was slower than others in learning things. When he was five years old, he was playing in the mud in open crotch pants when he was in kindergarten.
Many children in the village and even stray dogs bullied him. Once he was blocked by a group of brats, led by Yan Kun.
They snatched thirty cents and a piece of golden monkey toffee from him, and Ren Xiaowu chased him all the way, wearing a pair of discarded plastic sandals from the neighbor's children, wiping away his tears.
Yan Kun, who snatched him, peeled off the candy and threw it into his mouth, smashed it twice and spat it out again, "Damn, it's so unpalatable."
Ren Xiaowu stopped and stared blankly at the toffee on the ground, with tears falling down. The children raised by the poor old man were poorly nourished, and the eyes were especially big on the sallow and thin face.
He was rubbing his dirty hands on his apron, one of the sandals on his feet flew away at some point, and he fell on the road and broke his knee. He looked like a little refugee.
"Hey, do you want your money?" Yan Kun rubbed the three coins on his hands, which were sticky and greasy. He held his battle results in disgust, and saw a pool dug next to him for building a house. I wanted to play tricks again in my heart.
Ren Xiaowu wiped his tears and nodded timidly.
"Okay," Yan Kun pointed to the pool, "Stand up there."
Ren Xiaowu didn't know what he was going to do, so he limped to the edge of the pool.
"Facing Chizi, poke your butt up." Yan Kun came over and said with a smile, and even waved the three-corner money in front of his eyes.
Ren Xiaowu was a little squeamish, and couldn't help touching his dirt-stained buttocks. He only pouted his buttocks when his grandma spanked him, and it hurt a lot.
But his money... With that money, he can buy a spicy stick and a big bubble gum. The spicy stick is delicious when eaten together in a pancake, and the bubble gum is very sweet. It can be used as sugar and can also blow out bubbles. Can be sweet for a long time...
Ren Xiaowu was reluctant to part with all his assets, so he pouted his ass as Yan Kun said, and turned his head to look at him timidly, to see what kind of board he would use to beat him, whether it would be thicker than grandma's "Shangfang Sword" , I don’t know how many times I can stand it?
However, Yan Kun didn't hold a board in his hand, so he walked over with a smile, and kicked his ass under Ren Xiaowu's unclear gaze.
Ren Xiaowu threw himself into the pool and fell on his back. The water in the pool was not deep enough to reach his knees, and there was a layer of mud underneath.
But Ren Xiaowu was stunned by the fall, perhaps because the mud under his body was too slippery, he thumped for a long time without getting up, and even choked on water.
A group of six and seven-year-olds by the pool laughed together, threw stones into it, and hit Ren Xiaowu's butt exposed out of the water.
Nine-year-old Yan Kun was a bit older after all, so he immediately realized that he was about to jump down to grab someone, when an old lady turned around in a hurry and rushed into the pool to fish Ren Xiaowu out of the water.
The folks who heard the sound came to help and took Ren Xiaowu up. The old lady crawled up covered in water, pinched her and slapped her on the back. It was very difficult for Ren Xiaowu to howl.
The folks breathed a sigh of relief, and helped the old lady carry the clay figurine Ren Xiaowu home. The old lady was so angry that she patted Yan Kun's back twice fiercely with her crutches.
The uncles and aunts who raised Yan Kun later found out about this, and brought Yan Kun to the door to apologize that night with big bags and small bags.
The old lady had lost her temper and was washing Ren Xiaowu's pile of dirty clothes in the yard.
The aunt apologized first, and then chatted with the old lady in the yard, Yan Kun wandered into the main room for nothing to do, and then went into the side room.
On the kang covered with oilcloth, Ren Xiaowu fell asleep naked, maybe it was too hot, he was drying his belly, his short legs were spread apart, it took up quite a lot of space.
At this time, he washed clean, the dirt, tears and snot all over his face disappeared from his face, and he was as white as a girl doll.
Yan Kun poked his chubby belly twice, and the bean sprout-like penis between Ren Xiaowu's legs moved twice. Yan Kun suddenly found the fun, poked it several times, and even reached out to take out a birds.
"Ah--"
He excitedly uttered a short syllable, lowered his head as if wanting to explore some secret, and poked very seriously, but Ren Xiaowu's restless bean sprouts were still restless, and he urinated in a short amount of time, and it was very powerful , The water column soared directly into Yan Kun's chin and neckline, let alone his hands.
Yan Kun was caught off guard, yelled, and jumped a few steps away. He shook his hands in disgust, sniffed at the tip of his nose, and his expression was a bit indescribable.
The grandma and aunt in the yard hurried over when they heard the sound, and saw, "Stinky boy, we've wet the bed again, and the kang has been printed as a map by this boy."
Until later, Ren Xiaowu became Yan Kun's follower, and became his slave and daughter-in-law when playing house. In order to teach him to pee standing up, Yan Kun often made that brat pee all over his hands and body...
"So it's really a friendship with crotch pants," Lai said with a naughty face ~ laughing and bumping his arm into Xiao Wu, "You are still wearing crotch pants at the age of five, are you ashamed?"
Ren Xiaowu, "...I heard, I heard that you are five years old and still want to eat, mother's milk."
"Fart, my mother passed away when I was four years old."
Lai said that he disdainfully exposed Ren Xiaowu's lies, turned around and smiled, "Hey, he is chasing you now, do you have any feelings for him?"
Ren Xiaowu rubbed his face, a little worried, "I don't know."
After listening to Lai, it is rare for EQ to return to a normal level, and he analyzed, "If you don't know, you just have a feeling."
"But... I really don't know!"
After Yan Kun left, Ren Xiaowu missed him very much, because as soon as he left, he lived a life of being bullied every day, which also made him miss him even more.
Later, with the support of Laishuo's father, he went to school with Laishuo. Although he got rid of the bullying, he would still test the possibility of that number to find him from time to time.
But many times, "The number you dialed is an empty number." "Sorry, you made a mistake." "The phone you dialed has been turned off." After various prompts, this incident has gradually faded away. .
When he was in the second year of high school, he occasionally saw Yan Kun on TV, and the forgotten memory came back to life, and he was so excited that he didn't fall asleep all night. Since then, he has focused on that channel, but there is no sign of Yan Kun on it again. .Li Li Si
When I saw him again, he was already in college and was fooling around with Lai Shuo every day. Yan Kun's figure and name began to appear frequently in various financial channels and newspapers.
It turned out that he had become the heir of a multinational company. After many years, everything had changed. The difference between himself and him made Ren Xiaowu's heart gradually calm down.
But now he has inserted himself into his life so forcefully, saying that he wants to chase him, Ren Xiaowu doesn't believe it.
After so many years, why do you want to chase him as soon as you meet, and rely on the friendship that you pissed on him several times when you were young? Isn't it a bit ridiculous?
And that bastard, who has been a fan of Lai Shuo for several years, should have known him a long time ago, so why didn't he come to him, where did he die early?
Seeing that Ren Xiaowu's expression began to blacken at the speed of a wild dog running wild, Lai said, slapping him on the forehead, "Why do you think so much, live in the present moment, life is all about enjoying, someone is chasing you Go ahead, I'm afraid of the hair!"
In Ren Xiaowu's mind, [-] villains were scolding Yan Kun, and he answered casually, "Live, under whose crotch?"
Lai pointed to his crotch, "Mine!"
Ren Xiaowu cast a disgusted glance at a certain part of Lai Shuo, left a look that let him feel it, and drifted away.
Chapter Four and Six You Say I'm a Thing
Ren Xiaowu finally fell in love, and the neutered cat raised by his father was still in heat after all. In this season when people and animals abuse dogs at the same time, and the whole world is full of malice, Lai said he feels very heartbroken.
Just having sex with Li Lun is no longer enough for him. He enjoys his body, but his heart is empty and lonely.
Lai said that he was lying on the bed half dead, and his daily life was boring except for the occasional fling with Li Lun.
It's true that there is nothing to do during the day, and nothing to do at night.
He is only a 26-year-old flowery and beautiful young man, who should be full of blood, but now he is a bit sad of old age.
"You are sad, sad ass!" Ren Xiaowu sneered at such sighs, "Do you know how to talk about love?"
"Hey, it's only been three days since we talked, and you want to be a love mentor?" Lai said with his elbows propped up, and said with a smile, "Shall I take a note and edit it into a book for you?"
"Yes, yes." Ren Xiaowu nodded solemnly.
"There is a thing called, called, called fate, you are now him, his fate, if you like it, go after it."
"You just said I was a thing?" Lay said, looking at him.
Ren Xiaowu, "...The point is, the back."
"You just said I was a thing." Lai said and repeated, sneering sinisterly and began to gear up.
Ren Xiaowu floated a foot away, tilted his head to look at him, "Then you don't, it's not a thing?"
Lai said that he jumped up from the bed and hit the pillow on Ren Xiaowu's head, "Am I a thing, huh? Am I a thing!"
"Oh——" There was a flutter of wild animals in the room, and Ren Xiaowu scurried away, screaming, "What are you, what are you, you, don't you, don't you, don't you know?"
At this moment, Papa Lai, who was passing by, answered, "I shot it."
Lay said, "..."
Ren Xiaowu, "..."
"And as far as your virtue is concerned, I guess you will not be able to catch up with him if you take all your worth." The old man turned his head and silently made another knife, and Lai who was hit said that he just roared on the spot, "Wait! Confession!"
Angrily, he picked up the phone, pressed it several times, and called Li Lun. When the other party connected, his arrogance immediately turned into a sweet greeting, "Hey, what are you doing? Have you eaten yet?"
"I haven't finished get off work yet, I have to work overtime tonight." Li Lun's deep voice came.
"Oh, do you have time now? I want to tell you something." Lai cleared his throat and said solemnly.
Li Lun paused when he was typing on the keyboard, stood up from his seat, and walked to the French window, "Well, tell me."
"Well," Lai said, he glanced at Ren Xiaowu and his father, the two couldn't help holding their breath, and only heard Lai say, "Do you like the poodle I gave you?"
"……like."
"Then, do you mind raising another one, woof woof!"
Li Lun, "..."
Ren Xiaowu, "..."
Dad, "...you bastard!"
For such a sudden confession, no matter whether it was intentional or not, Li Lun mentioned it several times, but Li Lun didn't take it seriously, smiled lightly, and refused bluntly, "I only need one ugly bastard."
"I'm easy to take care of, and I can help you raise ugly bastards. It's enough for you to raise me. Anyway, it's all about raising, woof!" Lai said hurriedly to add.
Li Lun could hear the seriousness of what Lai said, he was not dull, and could feel that what Lai said was really interesting to him, but his own situation did not allow him to have a relationship right now.
The second son of the Qin family has been released from prison. As the chief culprit who got people in, he will definitely come to take revenge. Li Lun has been waiting for him. He has a premonition that this day will come soon.
Now anyone who is close to him will be in danger. The Qin family has not found any evidence of drug trafficking and money laundering.Once this kind of person is not brought to justice with one blow, the person who sent them in will face a bloody revenge in retrospect.
Li Lun especially remembered that a few years ago, a friend he knew caught the leader of an underworld organization, but because of insufficient evidence, he was only sentenced for intentional injury for a few years and then released after serving his sentence.
But his friend suffered devastating revenge. All his family members died, and their bodies were thrown in the square beyond recognition.
Everyone guessed what was going on, but there was no evidence at all. The crime was brutal and clean, and no clues were left at the scene.
This kind of thing happened frequently, and Li Lun didn't want to repeat the same mistakes. Lai said it was too dangerous to be around him.
He had too many worries, and the pressure on his body was also great. Lai said it simply, the young master who was so beautiful and clamored to have sex with him that day was not from the same world as him.
"Lai said..."
Li Lun sighed, lit a cigarette, and leaned against the window to slowly spit it out. He couldn't bear to say the words of refusal. He actually liked that heartless bastard a little bit.
"Don't talk about it," Lai said. He once again showed high EQ, as if he had awakened his skills. "I'm just letting you know that I'm going to chase you from tomorrow!"
Lai hung up the phone after yelling, lost the phone, jumped up from the bed, jumped up, and made a stupid gesture that victory was in front of him, "Old man!"
"What are you doing!" Lai's father pushed his old mirror and looked at him from behind the lens.
"I want to chase Li Lun!"
"so?"
"Give me back my small treasury, chasing a wife requires capital, and should you subsidize me with a trot?"
"No money." Father Lai said expressionlessly.
"No," Lai said, jumping off the bed and onto the ground, "I'm a popular anchor with an annual salary of tens of millions. I have a small coffers worth tens of millions. Are you telling me I have no money?"
Lai said that his eyes rolled around, and he leaned closer to the old man, looked the old man up and down, and said meaningfully, "You don't use my money to raise a little lover outside, do you?"
"Get out!" Lai's father slapped Lai Shuo on the head, "Did you say that about your father? Ah! Brat!"
"Don't invest money and wait for it to depreciate every day and become waste paper!"
Lai's father was very angry, his eyes were not good, and the more he looked at his son, the more he disliked him, thinking that his Lai family was a scholarly family, but such a fool came out.
After being puzzled, he had no choice but to attribute it to Lai who said that he had a fever and burned his head when he was a child, so he could comfort himself.
In the end, Lai's father still couldn't stand his son's softness and rogue behavior, and finally transferred the account to him.
Lai said that he was satisfied, and took the first huge sum of money in his life to follow Ren Xiaowu to make their own vigorous plans for chasing love.
Chapter [-] Whose Little Cowherd
Lai said that after getting a sum of money from his father, he transformed himself into an out-and-out capitalist, and he was a little excited about getting rich overnight.
"There's so much money, there's 1000 million in it," Lai said, shaking the card in his hand, and said to Ren Xiaowu, "We go to collect the money, can we get back so much in ten years?"
Ren Xiaowu shook his head, and walked over to Lai Shuo's side, "Boss, we have money, now, what are we going to do now?"
Lai said that he snapped his fingers and put his arms around the neck of the former Xiao Wu, "Go, brother will take you to corruption."
The two came to the Lamborghini showroom. Lai said that he wanted to reserve one according to his preference, but the waiting period was too long, so he had to pick up a metallic gray one among the only two cars in the showroom.
This supercar is low-key, luxurious and connotative. Lai said that he thinks it fits his temperament.
When the full payment was made, Lai said that he felt a little distressed. The small 1000 million had shrunk to one-tenth before he warmed it up in his hands.
In this world, money is so hard to earn.
But a luxury car is an artifact for picking up girls, and it is essential!
When the old man who was helping make dumplings when he got home heard that Lai had spent 800 million to pick up a car, he was so angry that he took a rolling pin and chased the prodigal son to death.
"Hmph, it's good that I didn't ask you for the [-] million poison car, old man," Lai said, squatting in the corner, poking his fingers together, quite aggrieved, "that Zhang Xiaojie from the Zhang family, his father bought it for him." It's a private jet."
"Yo ho, you still want a private jet, and you still want to go to the sky?" Lai's father knocked on the rolling pin, and Lai said he quickly hugged his head, "Do you still want a yacht, and want to go into the water to find bastards?"
"Farewell, I have Xiaohuihui (sports car) and that's enough." Lai said, biting his finger and muttering, "If you're so stingy, you won't be able to get the others."
Lai's father stared, "What did you say, I didn't hear clearly?"
"I said that your money should be used for public welfare, to build Hope Primary School, and to donate military supplies. I should reflect on myself, why are you so extravagant and lustful!" Lai said very sincerely.
The old man who flattered him felt a lot better, and the rolling pin dangled a few times above Lai Shuo's head, but he finally put it back.
Lai said that he felt a lot of glory after getting rid of his rather old little Xiali.
Driving out to date Li Lun in a new car will not embarrass him.
However, Lai said that he has absolutely zero experience in chasing people, and he has talked about it a lot, but they were all posted by others. Ligging and flirting, they came together.
Now Lai says that he wants to pursue people without shame, but when he really puts it into action, he doesn't know what to do.
Li Lun is different from those lovers who can be coaxed by money. Lai said that he should not be too materialistic or vulgar for Li Lun, but...
"What should I do?" Lai said, frowning a little.
Just at the right time, Ren Xiaowu's phone rang, it was Yan Kun, Lai said his eyes lit up, isn't this just a ready-made dog-headed military advisor.
"Tell me what kind of man he is?"
At Yan Kun's house, the owner had no choice but to fix his bathrobe. He listened to Lai's nagging. He originally planned to find his relative Xiao Wu to prosper during the day, but he came here excitedly. The two hundred and five bosses were completely destroyed.
"He's handsome, with long legs, a good figure, and he's good at bedtime. It's very comfortable to do with him..." Lai said, counting on his fingers.
"...Stop, stop, stop!" Yan Kun interrupted him, "I mean his character."
"Character...he's a nice guy."
"……Gone?"
Lai said scratching his hair, looking for adjectives from his poor vocabulary, "very serious, very abstinent, very considerate, very serious, very good at bed, like a different person..."
"Hey, I have his picture here."
Lai said to pass the photo over, Yan Kun glanced at it, and said, "He—"
"you recognize?"
"One-sided acquaintance," Yan Kun smiled mysteriously, "He doesn't know me."
Yan Kun picked up the photo, and the man in the camera was serious, looking down at Lai Shuo with gentle eyes.
Tsk, there is a play.
"This kind of man who is serious on the outside but sullen on the inside doesn't need any tricks. You can just work hard on yourself."
Lai said pointing to himself, "Me?"
Yan Kun folded his arms and looked at him with a smile, "Use your own charm to seduce him."
"Hey," Lai said, covering his face, and waved Erkang's hand embarrassingly, "He can rely on talent, but he insists on letting me rely on face."
Ren Xiaowu shook off his goosebumps, but Yan Kun smiled like a fox, "However, you still need to pack it."
So, at the instigation of Yan Kun, Lai Shuo changed into an indescribable outfit from head to toe.
Ren Xiaowu watched him endure the internal injury with a smile, and Lai said that the things on his body could not be called clothes, but two pieces of rough linen rags at the front and back, with a hole drilled in the middle, stuck his head out, got on his body, and hung up his heels. Like two curtains.
Especially the waist side is not well buttoned, three or four careless ivory woods are tied with laces and the job is done. You can see your thighs when you walk a step, and there is wind in the crotch.
Yan Kun didn't let Lai talk about wearing underwear, saying that this was the original design of a well-known fashion master, and it was the only one in the world. After wearing it, the hem was lifted, and the straight long legs were exposed, ensuring that Li Lun would be comfortable in the car. Want to do him.
Lai said that he believed his evil, took a few selfies happily, and took away Yan Kun's very flamboyant trot to match, and then happily went to pick Li Lun off work.
Ren Xiaowu wanted to say, Boss, think again, but Yan Kun covered his mouth and dragged him into the bedroom with a smirk. He took out another one from the corner and threw it to Ren Xiaowu, "Put it on."
Ren Xiaowu stared at a pile of rags, "Don't tell me, there is only one, one piece?"
"This is a genuine product," Yan Kun licked his lips, thinking that Ren Xiaowu would put it on later, and he would be able to do things with just a flick, so excited.
At around five o'clock in the afternoon, before get off work time, Lai said that he came to the Emperor Building. Li Lun's security company was on the 26th floor of this building.
He didn't know if parking was allowed downstairs, and he searched back and forth for a long time but couldn't find a parking space, so he simply stopped on the side of the road and got out of the car.
The warm wind was blowing towards the face with a heat wave, and Lai Shuo shook the rags on his body, and couldn't help but feel complacent, fortunately, he was dressed coolly today.
He wanted to squat on the side of the road and wait for Li Lun, but the clothes on his body did not allow him to make such vulgar movements, so Lai said he could only stand by the car door and shake his legs.
Next to him was a teenager, about 20 years old, chewing gum in his mouth, with several rings attached to his earbones, and his body was covered in bits and pieces. Seeing him looking over, he said to Lai with a bared grin, "Hi, Mavericks!" Lang, whose love is yours?"
Chapter [-]: The Seduction of Chiguoguo
In the clear sky, Lai said that he was frivolous when he opened his mouth by a hairless apprentice. He froze for a moment, then smiled, "Little friend, are you waiting for Dad to get off work?"
Lai said that he raised his wrist pretentiously, "Oh, you'll have to wait for a long time, why don't you go home and do your homework first."
Just as the boy was about to speak, Lai put his index finger to his mouth and gave him a shush gesture, "Kids, don't run around. Dad bought oranges for you. No one can find them." He got into the car and took out two oranges. The orange was thrown to the boy, and the boy subconsciously caught it.
"Hey, eat, and go home after eating."
He looked at the boy playfully tossing oranges with a very 'loving' gaze and said, "Hey, have you ever learned from Zhu Ziqing's back?"
When the boy heard this, he suddenly realized that his face darkened immediately. This is a stalk that has been played badly on the Internet recently-'I'm going to buy some oranges, you stay here, don't move around. '
This sentence comes from Zhu Ziqing's "Back View". It originally described the scene where the father went to buy oranges for the son who had gone away when the father and son parted. I am your father', used to take advantage of people's mouth.
Later, it evolved into a popular term on the Internet, and it was once swiped and shared with major live broadcast rooms and comment areas.
Lai said that he wouldn't beat around the bush like this at ordinary times, and if someone teased him like this before, he would definitely reply with such simple and rude words as, "You are the cowherd, and I am your father!"
However, today Yan Kun specially reminded that you should be reserved when you put on the clothes, and you should be elegant and noble in your gestures. You should not make people think that you have just come out of a primitive tribe. For this reason, Yan Kun also specially hired an etiquette teacher to do it for Lai. Simple training.
In order to co-exist with style and fashion, and to have both dignity and self-cultivation, Lai Shuo had no choice but to wrong himself, put back his wild and violent temper, and pretend to be a quality and fashionable literary youth.
The boy looked at Lai and said with a smile, very amiable as if he was treating a kindergarten child. He was angry and smiled instead. He peeled a piece of orange and threw it into his mouth. He squinted at Lai and said, "Are you inside?" No clothes?"
Lai was taken aback and tugged at his clothes, "Yeah? How do you know?"
"Your nipples can be seen on the head." The boy grinned badly.
Lai said to protect his chest quickly, and looked around vigilantly, always feeling that someone was staring at his chest with malicious intentions.
"Don't hide it, you don't have 36D, no one cares about it." The boy cut it, and approached him suddenly, jokingly said, "But I like a coquettish uncle like you, how about it, are you interested in having a shot with me? ?”
Lai rolled his eyes as he said that, and was about to mock the boy for his lack of full hair, and wanted to have sex, but an old lady ran over erratically and fell down in front of his car.
Whoops——
"Hey, old lady, are you okay?" Lai said and ran over quickly to help the old man, "Why are you running around on the road, how dangerous is it?"
"Ouch, my waist! Ouch, my legs!" The old lady sat on the ground and yelled one after another, her wrinkled and wrinkled face like a broken fruit peel was full of pain.
Lai said that he squatted down and wanted to hug the old man aside to see if she should be sent to the hospital. The boy who was watching the scene with his arms folded suddenly asked, "Hey, are you stupid?"
"Huh?" Lai said that he stopped bending over and looked up at him.
"This old lady ran over from a long distance and fell down in front of your car. It's obvious that she came to touch porcelain. Don't be fooled by it."
"Eh..." Lai said, looking down at the old man, doubting, "Isn't it?"
"Aiyo, aiyo --" the old man didn't seem to understand the boy's words, raised his head and stretched out his withered arms full of age spots and said, "Young man, help me this old woman, my waist has slipped, and I really can't get up .”
Lai said that he couldn't bear to leave an old man with gray temples on the road like this. After the old lady finished speaking, he hugged the old man without hesitation, "Old lady, do I need to take you to the hospital?"
"Need, need," the old man lay in Lai Shuo's arms, grabbed his clothes and said, "You hit me, don't send me to the hospital, are you trying to run away?"
"Huh?" Lai looked at her inexplicably, and the boy next to him spat out the gum in his mouth, shrugged, spread his hands, and made an expression that I knew would be like this.
And the development of the incident was that when Li Lun got off work and left the building, he saw a conspicuous trot on the side of the road and a person who was flirting with an old lady.
Li Lunduo took a look and felt that the figure was very familiar. When he got closer, he realized that the person who was being grabbed by his clothes was Lai Shuo.
"Is there any justice in this society? You bumped into my old woman and wanted to run away. Are you young and doing such immoral things without being afraid of thunder?" The old lady's screaming voice attracted several onlookers. They all stood in the distance and pointed at the other side.
Li Lun frowned, walked over and called out, "Lai said."
"Brother Li!" Lai called out to him as if he had seen a savior, and hurriedly pulled the clothes out of the old lady's hands, "Let go, my clothes are going to be torn, and I didn't bump into you, you You fell down, blackmail me!"
"If you don't hit me, I will fall if I walk well..."
Li Lun roughly understood what happened from the debate between the two. He walked over to look at the situation, bent down and stretched out his hands to help the old man who was sitting on the ground, and said, "Get up first, if there is anything we can do, let's take care of it." discuss."
The old man dodged for a moment, let go of his hand, Li Lun smiled, knelt down and pointed to a blooming pagoda tree on the opposite side of the road, "I know that the street surveillance at this intersection is broken recently, but that There is a surveillance camera hidden in a locust tree, so how about it," he took out his mobile phone and handed it to the old man, "You call the police, come and let the police check the video, if we really hit you, then I will definitely be responsible to the end of."
When the old man heard this, the expression on his face changed a few times, he stopped crying, and he didn't say anything for a long time. Li Lun said again, "If you don't know how to make calls, how about I call the police for you?"
He said that he was going to call 110. The old man was anxious and grabbed his trouser leg, "Okay, okay, I don't think the collision is serious, old lady, so I won't pursue this matter. Young people, drive carefully in the future!"
She babbled and said that she got up from the ground, walked through the crowd who didn't know when to gather, and left.
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"Brother, you are really my savior!" Lai said, touching Li Lun's shoulders, and slapped him on the chest several times, "You showed up just in time!"
"How did you come?"
"Come to pick you up from get off work!" Lai said, opened the car door, took out a bouquet of roses from the back seat and held it in front of Li Lun, "I said, I want to chase you."
The crowd of spectators around hadn't dispersed yet, and there were many familiar faces in the Emperor's Building. Li Lun was a little embarrassed, listening to the whispers of others, and didn't know whether to answer or not.
"Brother, go on," Lai said, leaning into his ear and whispering, "There are so many people watching, you won't embarrass me, will you?"
Li Lun had no choice but to let his expectant eyes show disappointment, so he had no choice but to pick it up, and hurriedly pushed him into the car, "Let's go."
As soon as he left the teacher, he succeeded, Lai said that he was cheap and happy, got into the car, and drove away with Li Lun.
The boy who had a date with him in front of him stared at the car that disappeared around the corner and merged into the traffic, and then he picked up the phone that had rang three times without haste.
"Where are you? Why didn't you answer the phone!" An angry voice shouted from inside.
"To see your sweetheart," the boy lazily said, "Your sweetheart is not bad, but she is a bit older, so she shouldn't be as comfortable as me to make you use it."
"Shut up! Zhou Hao!" The voice on the phone became angrily in vain, "You are just a bed partner of mine, so you have no right to say Brother Li!"
The boy sneered, and still said in a calm manner, "You treat me as my sweetheart, but they don't take you seriously."
There was a brief silence on the phone, "What do you mean?"
"Your Brother Li left with a beautiful man," the boy licked the tongue nail in his mouth, and said evilly, "However, your love rival looks very energetic, and it should be much more fun to play with than you."
"Get out!" The phone was hung up forcibly.
Qin Fang squeezed the phone tightly, his face was uncertain, how could Li Lun fall in love, hasn't he never had a boyfriend...
"Brother, it's so late after get off work, have you eaten yet, shall we go eat?"
"If I had known there was a camera in the tree, I wouldn't have been deceived by that old lady for a long time."
"There is no surveillance in the tree, I lied to her." Li Lun laughed.
"Ha, Brother Li, it turns out that you can fool people, but you are smart!"
In Che Lilai, he said he was very happy. Brother Li helped him today and even took his flowers. He was happier than his total happiness value in a week.
Sitting in the co-pilot, Li Lun calmed down, only to realize that Lai said that he was wearing very...
With his forehead propped up, his gaze was slanted to see the long legs protruding from the side and the faint waistline in the hollow gap.
Li Lun's eyes suddenly became darker, and he stared at Lai Shuo for a long time, and when the other party noticed something and turned his head to ask him, he took his eyes back with difficulty, and stared at the windshield wiper on the car's front window.
"Why are you dressed like this today, and changed your style?"
Lai said ah, turned the steering wheel, and pulled his rag casually, exposing his whole leg, "I changed it just to meet you, do you like it?"
After a lot of fuss, Lai said that he had forgotten Yan Kun's plan to be graceful, to refuse but to welcome, to flirt and flirt.
He confessed his purpose when he came up.
This shameless face!
This naked seduction!
But Li Lun likes his straight-forward, straight-to-the-point personality.
He couldn't help touching Lai Shuo's leg, and praised, "It's okay!"
Lai said his hand trembled suddenly, the steering wheel swayed, and hit the garden beside the road...
Chapter [-] What do you see in me
Dating.
These two words have never had a special feeling in Lai's many love experiences. Eating, shopping, watching movies with little boyfriends, and buying them favorite gifts are as common as gathering with friends.
Nothing special, nothing exciting.
It's like a necessary process on the road of love, he is just fulfilling his obligations.
Until Lai said that he and Li Lun had sent the car to the repair shop, had dinner, and stood together under the music fountain in Century Square, a warm and throbbing feeling emerged in his heart.
Under the night sky, colorful neon lights flickered, the sky was dipped into a misty color, and water jets soared into the sky and then fell across.
fantastic.
In the symphony of gorgeous mist and music, beside him is Li Lun, the man he fell in love with unknowingly.
Lai can't help stretching
When I was young, the old and the young depended on each other, and life was difficult. Ren Xiaowu was born with a stutter, and he was slower than others in learning things. When he was five years old, he was playing in the mud in open crotch pants when he was in kindergarten.
Many children in the village and even stray dogs bullied him. Once he was blocked by a group of brats, led by Yan Kun.
They snatched thirty cents and a piece of golden monkey toffee from him, and Ren Xiaowu chased him all the way, wearing a pair of discarded plastic sandals from the neighbor's children, wiping away his tears.
Yan Kun, who snatched him, peeled off the candy and threw it into his mouth, smashed it twice and spat it out again, "Damn, it's so unpalatable."
Ren Xiaowu stopped and stared blankly at the toffee on the ground, with tears falling down. The children raised by the poor old man were poorly nourished, and the eyes were especially big on the sallow and thin face.
He was rubbing his dirty hands on his apron, one of the sandals on his feet flew away at some point, and he fell on the road and broke his knee. He looked like a little refugee.
"Hey, do you want your money?" Yan Kun rubbed the three coins on his hands, which were sticky and greasy. He held his battle results in disgust, and saw a pool dug next to him for building a house. I wanted to play tricks again in my heart.
Ren Xiaowu wiped his tears and nodded timidly.
"Okay," Yan Kun pointed to the pool, "Stand up there."
Ren Xiaowu didn't know what he was going to do, so he limped to the edge of the pool.
"Facing Chizi, poke your butt up." Yan Kun came over and said with a smile, and even waved the three-corner money in front of his eyes.
Ren Xiaowu was a little squeamish, and couldn't help touching his dirt-stained buttocks. He only pouted his buttocks when his grandma spanked him, and it hurt a lot.
But his money... With that money, he can buy a spicy stick and a big bubble gum. The spicy stick is delicious when eaten together in a pancake, and the bubble gum is very sweet. It can be used as sugar and can also blow out bubbles. Can be sweet for a long time...
Ren Xiaowu was reluctant to part with all his assets, so he pouted his ass as Yan Kun said, and turned his head to look at him timidly, to see what kind of board he would use to beat him, whether it would be thicker than grandma's "Shangfang Sword" , I don’t know how many times I can stand it?
However, Yan Kun didn't hold a board in his hand, so he walked over with a smile, and kicked his ass under Ren Xiaowu's unclear gaze.
Ren Xiaowu threw himself into the pool and fell on his back. The water in the pool was not deep enough to reach his knees, and there was a layer of mud underneath.
But Ren Xiaowu was stunned by the fall, perhaps because the mud under his body was too slippery, he thumped for a long time without getting up, and even choked on water.
A group of six and seven-year-olds by the pool laughed together, threw stones into it, and hit Ren Xiaowu's butt exposed out of the water.
Nine-year-old Yan Kun was a bit older after all, so he immediately realized that he was about to jump down to grab someone, when an old lady turned around in a hurry and rushed into the pool to fish Ren Xiaowu out of the water.
The folks who heard the sound came to help and took Ren Xiaowu up. The old lady crawled up covered in water, pinched her and slapped her on the back. It was very difficult for Ren Xiaowu to howl.
The folks breathed a sigh of relief, and helped the old lady carry the clay figurine Ren Xiaowu home. The old lady was so angry that she patted Yan Kun's back twice fiercely with her crutches.
The uncles and aunts who raised Yan Kun later found out about this, and brought Yan Kun to the door to apologize that night with big bags and small bags.
The old lady had lost her temper and was washing Ren Xiaowu's pile of dirty clothes in the yard.
The aunt apologized first, and then chatted with the old lady in the yard, Yan Kun wandered into the main room for nothing to do, and then went into the side room.
On the kang covered with oilcloth, Ren Xiaowu fell asleep naked, maybe it was too hot, he was drying his belly, his short legs were spread apart, it took up quite a lot of space.
At this time, he washed clean, the dirt, tears and snot all over his face disappeared from his face, and he was as white as a girl doll.
Yan Kun poked his chubby belly twice, and the bean sprout-like penis between Ren Xiaowu's legs moved twice. Yan Kun suddenly found the fun, poked it several times, and even reached out to take out a birds.
"Ah--"
He excitedly uttered a short syllable, lowered his head as if wanting to explore some secret, and poked very seriously, but Ren Xiaowu's restless bean sprouts were still restless, and he urinated in a short amount of time, and it was very powerful , The water column soared directly into Yan Kun's chin and neckline, let alone his hands.
Yan Kun was caught off guard, yelled, and jumped a few steps away. He shook his hands in disgust, sniffed at the tip of his nose, and his expression was a bit indescribable.
The grandma and aunt in the yard hurried over when they heard the sound, and saw, "Stinky boy, we've wet the bed again, and the kang has been printed as a map by this boy."
Until later, Ren Xiaowu became Yan Kun's follower, and became his slave and daughter-in-law when playing house. In order to teach him to pee standing up, Yan Kun often made that brat pee all over his hands and body...
"So it's really a friendship with crotch pants," Lai said with a naughty face ~ laughing and bumping his arm into Xiao Wu, "You are still wearing crotch pants at the age of five, are you ashamed?"
Ren Xiaowu, "...I heard, I heard that you are five years old and still want to eat, mother's milk."
"Fart, my mother passed away when I was four years old."
Lai said that he disdainfully exposed Ren Xiaowu's lies, turned around and smiled, "Hey, he is chasing you now, do you have any feelings for him?"
Ren Xiaowu rubbed his face, a little worried, "I don't know."
After listening to Lai, it is rare for EQ to return to a normal level, and he analyzed, "If you don't know, you just have a feeling."
"But... I really don't know!"
After Yan Kun left, Ren Xiaowu missed him very much, because as soon as he left, he lived a life of being bullied every day, which also made him miss him even more.
Later, with the support of Laishuo's father, he went to school with Laishuo. Although he got rid of the bullying, he would still test the possibility of that number to find him from time to time.
But many times, "The number you dialed is an empty number." "Sorry, you made a mistake." "The phone you dialed has been turned off." After various prompts, this incident has gradually faded away. .
When he was in the second year of high school, he occasionally saw Yan Kun on TV, and the forgotten memory came back to life, and he was so excited that he didn't fall asleep all night. Since then, he has focused on that channel, but there is no sign of Yan Kun on it again. .Li Li Si
When I saw him again, he was already in college and was fooling around with Lai Shuo every day. Yan Kun's figure and name began to appear frequently in various financial channels and newspapers.
It turned out that he had become the heir of a multinational company. After many years, everything had changed. The difference between himself and him made Ren Xiaowu's heart gradually calm down.
But now he has inserted himself into his life so forcefully, saying that he wants to chase him, Ren Xiaowu doesn't believe it.
After so many years, why do you want to chase him as soon as you meet, and rely on the friendship that you pissed on him several times when you were young? Isn't it a bit ridiculous?
And that bastard, who has been a fan of Lai Shuo for several years, should have known him a long time ago, so why didn't he come to him, where did he die early?
Seeing that Ren Xiaowu's expression began to blacken at the speed of a wild dog running wild, Lai said, slapping him on the forehead, "Why do you think so much, live in the present moment, life is all about enjoying, someone is chasing you Go ahead, I'm afraid of the hair!"
In Ren Xiaowu's mind, [-] villains were scolding Yan Kun, and he answered casually, "Live, under whose crotch?"
Lai pointed to his crotch, "Mine!"
Ren Xiaowu cast a disgusted glance at a certain part of Lai Shuo, left a look that let him feel it, and drifted away.
Chapter Four and Six You Say I'm a Thing
Ren Xiaowu finally fell in love, and the neutered cat raised by his father was still in heat after all. In this season when people and animals abuse dogs at the same time, and the whole world is full of malice, Lai said he feels very heartbroken.
Just having sex with Li Lun is no longer enough for him. He enjoys his body, but his heart is empty and lonely.
Lai said that he was lying on the bed half dead, and his daily life was boring except for the occasional fling with Li Lun.
It's true that there is nothing to do during the day, and nothing to do at night.
He is only a 26-year-old flowery and beautiful young man, who should be full of blood, but now he is a bit sad of old age.
"You are sad, sad ass!" Ren Xiaowu sneered at such sighs, "Do you know how to talk about love?"
"Hey, it's only been three days since we talked, and you want to be a love mentor?" Lai said with his elbows propped up, and said with a smile, "Shall I take a note and edit it into a book for you?"
"Yes, yes." Ren Xiaowu nodded solemnly.
"There is a thing called, called, called fate, you are now him, his fate, if you like it, go after it."
"You just said I was a thing?" Lay said, looking at him.
Ren Xiaowu, "...The point is, the back."
"You just said I was a thing." Lai said and repeated, sneering sinisterly and began to gear up.
Ren Xiaowu floated a foot away, tilted his head to look at him, "Then you don't, it's not a thing?"
Lai said that he jumped up from the bed and hit the pillow on Ren Xiaowu's head, "Am I a thing, huh? Am I a thing!"
"Oh——" There was a flutter of wild animals in the room, and Ren Xiaowu scurried away, screaming, "What are you, what are you, you, don't you, don't you, don't you know?"
At this moment, Papa Lai, who was passing by, answered, "I shot it."
Lay said, "..."
Ren Xiaowu, "..."
"And as far as your virtue is concerned, I guess you will not be able to catch up with him if you take all your worth." The old man turned his head and silently made another knife, and Lai who was hit said that he just roared on the spot, "Wait! Confession!"
Angrily, he picked up the phone, pressed it several times, and called Li Lun. When the other party connected, his arrogance immediately turned into a sweet greeting, "Hey, what are you doing? Have you eaten yet?"
"I haven't finished get off work yet, I have to work overtime tonight." Li Lun's deep voice came.
"Oh, do you have time now? I want to tell you something." Lai cleared his throat and said solemnly.
Li Lun paused when he was typing on the keyboard, stood up from his seat, and walked to the French window, "Well, tell me."
"Well," Lai said, he glanced at Ren Xiaowu and his father, the two couldn't help holding their breath, and only heard Lai say, "Do you like the poodle I gave you?"
"……like."
"Then, do you mind raising another one, woof woof!"
Li Lun, "..."
Ren Xiaowu, "..."
Dad, "...you bastard!"
For such a sudden confession, no matter whether it was intentional or not, Li Lun mentioned it several times, but Li Lun didn't take it seriously, smiled lightly, and refused bluntly, "I only need one ugly bastard."
"I'm easy to take care of, and I can help you raise ugly bastards. It's enough for you to raise me. Anyway, it's all about raising, woof!" Lai said hurriedly to add.
Li Lun could hear the seriousness of what Lai said, he was not dull, and could feel that what Lai said was really interesting to him, but his own situation did not allow him to have a relationship right now.
The second son of the Qin family has been released from prison. As the chief culprit who got people in, he will definitely come to take revenge. Li Lun has been waiting for him. He has a premonition that this day will come soon.
Now anyone who is close to him will be in danger. The Qin family has not found any evidence of drug trafficking and money laundering.Once this kind of person is not brought to justice with one blow, the person who sent them in will face a bloody revenge in retrospect.
Li Lun especially remembered that a few years ago, a friend he knew caught the leader of an underworld organization, but because of insufficient evidence, he was only sentenced for intentional injury for a few years and then released after serving his sentence.
But his friend suffered devastating revenge. All his family members died, and their bodies were thrown in the square beyond recognition.
Everyone guessed what was going on, but there was no evidence at all. The crime was brutal and clean, and no clues were left at the scene.
This kind of thing happened frequently, and Li Lun didn't want to repeat the same mistakes. Lai said it was too dangerous to be around him.
He had too many worries, and the pressure on his body was also great. Lai said it simply, the young master who was so beautiful and clamored to have sex with him that day was not from the same world as him.
"Lai said..."
Li Lun sighed, lit a cigarette, and leaned against the window to slowly spit it out. He couldn't bear to say the words of refusal. He actually liked that heartless bastard a little bit.
"Don't talk about it," Lai said. He once again showed high EQ, as if he had awakened his skills. "I'm just letting you know that I'm going to chase you from tomorrow!"
Lai hung up the phone after yelling, lost the phone, jumped up from the bed, jumped up, and made a stupid gesture that victory was in front of him, "Old man!"
"What are you doing!" Lai's father pushed his old mirror and looked at him from behind the lens.
"I want to chase Li Lun!"
"so?"
"Give me back my small treasury, chasing a wife requires capital, and should you subsidize me with a trot?"
"No money." Father Lai said expressionlessly.
"No," Lai said, jumping off the bed and onto the ground, "I'm a popular anchor with an annual salary of tens of millions. I have a small coffers worth tens of millions. Are you telling me I have no money?"
Lai said that his eyes rolled around, and he leaned closer to the old man, looked the old man up and down, and said meaningfully, "You don't use my money to raise a little lover outside, do you?"
"Get out!" Lai's father slapped Lai Shuo on the head, "Did you say that about your father? Ah! Brat!"
"Don't invest money and wait for it to depreciate every day and become waste paper!"
Lai's father was very angry, his eyes were not good, and the more he looked at his son, the more he disliked him, thinking that his Lai family was a scholarly family, but such a fool came out.
After being puzzled, he had no choice but to attribute it to Lai who said that he had a fever and burned his head when he was a child, so he could comfort himself.
In the end, Lai's father still couldn't stand his son's softness and rogue behavior, and finally transferred the account to him.
Lai said that he was satisfied, and took the first huge sum of money in his life to follow Ren Xiaowu to make their own vigorous plans for chasing love.
Chapter [-] Whose Little Cowherd
Lai said that after getting a sum of money from his father, he transformed himself into an out-and-out capitalist, and he was a little excited about getting rich overnight.
"There's so much money, there's 1000 million in it," Lai said, shaking the card in his hand, and said to Ren Xiaowu, "We go to collect the money, can we get back so much in ten years?"
Ren Xiaowu shook his head, and walked over to Lai Shuo's side, "Boss, we have money, now, what are we going to do now?"
Lai said that he snapped his fingers and put his arms around the neck of the former Xiao Wu, "Go, brother will take you to corruption."
The two came to the Lamborghini showroom. Lai said that he wanted to reserve one according to his preference, but the waiting period was too long, so he had to pick up a metallic gray one among the only two cars in the showroom.
This supercar is low-key, luxurious and connotative. Lai said that he thinks it fits his temperament.
When the full payment was made, Lai said that he felt a little distressed. The small 1000 million had shrunk to one-tenth before he warmed it up in his hands.
In this world, money is so hard to earn.
But a luxury car is an artifact for picking up girls, and it is essential!
When the old man who was helping make dumplings when he got home heard that Lai had spent 800 million to pick up a car, he was so angry that he took a rolling pin and chased the prodigal son to death.
"Hmph, it's good that I didn't ask you for the [-] million poison car, old man," Lai said, squatting in the corner, poking his fingers together, quite aggrieved, "that Zhang Xiaojie from the Zhang family, his father bought it for him." It's a private jet."
"Yo ho, you still want a private jet, and you still want to go to the sky?" Lai's father knocked on the rolling pin, and Lai said he quickly hugged his head, "Do you still want a yacht, and want to go into the water to find bastards?"
"Farewell, I have Xiaohuihui (sports car) and that's enough." Lai said, biting his finger and muttering, "If you're so stingy, you won't be able to get the others."
Lai's father stared, "What did you say, I didn't hear clearly?"
"I said that your money should be used for public welfare, to build Hope Primary School, and to donate military supplies. I should reflect on myself, why are you so extravagant and lustful!" Lai said very sincerely.
The old man who flattered him felt a lot better, and the rolling pin dangled a few times above Lai Shuo's head, but he finally put it back.
Lai said that he felt a lot of glory after getting rid of his rather old little Xiali.
Driving out to date Li Lun in a new car will not embarrass him.
However, Lai said that he has absolutely zero experience in chasing people, and he has talked about it a lot, but they were all posted by others. Ligging and flirting, they came together.
Now Lai says that he wants to pursue people without shame, but when he really puts it into action, he doesn't know what to do.
Li Lun is different from those lovers who can be coaxed by money. Lai said that he should not be too materialistic or vulgar for Li Lun, but...
"What should I do?" Lai said, frowning a little.
Just at the right time, Ren Xiaowu's phone rang, it was Yan Kun, Lai said his eyes lit up, isn't this just a ready-made dog-headed military advisor.
"Tell me what kind of man he is?"
At Yan Kun's house, the owner had no choice but to fix his bathrobe. He listened to Lai's nagging. He originally planned to find his relative Xiao Wu to prosper during the day, but he came here excitedly. The two hundred and five bosses were completely destroyed.
"He's handsome, with long legs, a good figure, and he's good at bedtime. It's very comfortable to do with him..." Lai said, counting on his fingers.
"...Stop, stop, stop!" Yan Kun interrupted him, "I mean his character."
"Character...he's a nice guy."
"……Gone?"
Lai said scratching his hair, looking for adjectives from his poor vocabulary, "very serious, very abstinent, very considerate, very serious, very good at bed, like a different person..."
"Hey, I have his picture here."
Lai said to pass the photo over, Yan Kun glanced at it, and said, "He—"
"you recognize?"
"One-sided acquaintance," Yan Kun smiled mysteriously, "He doesn't know me."
Yan Kun picked up the photo, and the man in the camera was serious, looking down at Lai Shuo with gentle eyes.
Tsk, there is a play.
"This kind of man who is serious on the outside but sullen on the inside doesn't need any tricks. You can just work hard on yourself."
Lai said pointing to himself, "Me?"
Yan Kun folded his arms and looked at him with a smile, "Use your own charm to seduce him."
"Hey," Lai said, covering his face, and waved Erkang's hand embarrassingly, "He can rely on talent, but he insists on letting me rely on face."
Ren Xiaowu shook off his goosebumps, but Yan Kun smiled like a fox, "However, you still need to pack it."
So, at the instigation of Yan Kun, Lai Shuo changed into an indescribable outfit from head to toe.
Ren Xiaowu watched him endure the internal injury with a smile, and Lai said that the things on his body could not be called clothes, but two pieces of rough linen rags at the front and back, with a hole drilled in the middle, stuck his head out, got on his body, and hung up his heels. Like two curtains.
Especially the waist side is not well buttoned, three or four careless ivory woods are tied with laces and the job is done. You can see your thighs when you walk a step, and there is wind in the crotch.
Yan Kun didn't let Lai talk about wearing underwear, saying that this was the original design of a well-known fashion master, and it was the only one in the world. After wearing it, the hem was lifted, and the straight long legs were exposed, ensuring that Li Lun would be comfortable in the car. Want to do him.
Lai said that he believed his evil, took a few selfies happily, and took away Yan Kun's very flamboyant trot to match, and then happily went to pick Li Lun off work.
Ren Xiaowu wanted to say, Boss, think again, but Yan Kun covered his mouth and dragged him into the bedroom with a smirk. He took out another one from the corner and threw it to Ren Xiaowu, "Put it on."
Ren Xiaowu stared at a pile of rags, "Don't tell me, there is only one, one piece?"
"This is a genuine product," Yan Kun licked his lips, thinking that Ren Xiaowu would put it on later, and he would be able to do things with just a flick, so excited.
At around five o'clock in the afternoon, before get off work time, Lai said that he came to the Emperor Building. Li Lun's security company was on the 26th floor of this building.
He didn't know if parking was allowed downstairs, and he searched back and forth for a long time but couldn't find a parking space, so he simply stopped on the side of the road and got out of the car.
The warm wind was blowing towards the face with a heat wave, and Lai Shuo shook the rags on his body, and couldn't help but feel complacent, fortunately, he was dressed coolly today.
He wanted to squat on the side of the road and wait for Li Lun, but the clothes on his body did not allow him to make such vulgar movements, so Lai said he could only stand by the car door and shake his legs.
Next to him was a teenager, about 20 years old, chewing gum in his mouth, with several rings attached to his earbones, and his body was covered in bits and pieces. Seeing him looking over, he said to Lai with a bared grin, "Hi, Mavericks!" Lang, whose love is yours?"
Chapter [-]: The Seduction of Chiguoguo
In the clear sky, Lai said that he was frivolous when he opened his mouth by a hairless apprentice. He froze for a moment, then smiled, "Little friend, are you waiting for Dad to get off work?"
Lai said that he raised his wrist pretentiously, "Oh, you'll have to wait for a long time, why don't you go home and do your homework first."
Just as the boy was about to speak, Lai put his index finger to his mouth and gave him a shush gesture, "Kids, don't run around. Dad bought oranges for you. No one can find them." He got into the car and took out two oranges. The orange was thrown to the boy, and the boy subconsciously caught it.
"Hey, eat, and go home after eating."
He looked at the boy playfully tossing oranges with a very 'loving' gaze and said, "Hey, have you ever learned from Zhu Ziqing's back?"
When the boy heard this, he suddenly realized that his face darkened immediately. This is a stalk that has been played badly on the Internet recently-'I'm going to buy some oranges, you stay here, don't move around. '
This sentence comes from Zhu Ziqing's "Back View". It originally described the scene where the father went to buy oranges for the son who had gone away when the father and son parted. I am your father', used to take advantage of people's mouth.
Later, it evolved into a popular term on the Internet, and it was once swiped and shared with major live broadcast rooms and comment areas.
Lai said that he wouldn't beat around the bush like this at ordinary times, and if someone teased him like this before, he would definitely reply with such simple and rude words as, "You are the cowherd, and I am your father!"
However, today Yan Kun specially reminded that you should be reserved when you put on the clothes, and you should be elegant and noble in your gestures. You should not make people think that you have just come out of a primitive tribe. For this reason, Yan Kun also specially hired an etiquette teacher to do it for Lai. Simple training.
In order to co-exist with style and fashion, and to have both dignity and self-cultivation, Lai Shuo had no choice but to wrong himself, put back his wild and violent temper, and pretend to be a quality and fashionable literary youth.
The boy looked at Lai and said with a smile, very amiable as if he was treating a kindergarten child. He was angry and smiled instead. He peeled a piece of orange and threw it into his mouth. He squinted at Lai and said, "Are you inside?" No clothes?"
Lai was taken aback and tugged at his clothes, "Yeah? How do you know?"
"Your nipples can be seen on the head." The boy grinned badly.
Lai said to protect his chest quickly, and looked around vigilantly, always feeling that someone was staring at his chest with malicious intentions.
"Don't hide it, you don't have 36D, no one cares about it." The boy cut it, and approached him suddenly, jokingly said, "But I like a coquettish uncle like you, how about it, are you interested in having a shot with me? ?”
Lai rolled his eyes as he said that, and was about to mock the boy for his lack of full hair, and wanted to have sex, but an old lady ran over erratically and fell down in front of his car.
Whoops——
"Hey, old lady, are you okay?" Lai said and ran over quickly to help the old man, "Why are you running around on the road, how dangerous is it?"
"Ouch, my waist! Ouch, my legs!" The old lady sat on the ground and yelled one after another, her wrinkled and wrinkled face like a broken fruit peel was full of pain.
Lai said that he squatted down and wanted to hug the old man aside to see if she should be sent to the hospital. The boy who was watching the scene with his arms folded suddenly asked, "Hey, are you stupid?"
"Huh?" Lai said that he stopped bending over and looked up at him.
"This old lady ran over from a long distance and fell down in front of your car. It's obvious that she came to touch porcelain. Don't be fooled by it."
"Eh..." Lai said, looking down at the old man, doubting, "Isn't it?"
"Aiyo, aiyo --" the old man didn't seem to understand the boy's words, raised his head and stretched out his withered arms full of age spots and said, "Young man, help me this old woman, my waist has slipped, and I really can't get up .”
Lai said that he couldn't bear to leave an old man with gray temples on the road like this. After the old lady finished speaking, he hugged the old man without hesitation, "Old lady, do I need to take you to the hospital?"
"Need, need," the old man lay in Lai Shuo's arms, grabbed his clothes and said, "You hit me, don't send me to the hospital, are you trying to run away?"
"Huh?" Lai looked at her inexplicably, and the boy next to him spat out the gum in his mouth, shrugged, spread his hands, and made an expression that I knew would be like this.
And the development of the incident was that when Li Lun got off work and left the building, he saw a conspicuous trot on the side of the road and a person who was flirting with an old lady.
Li Lunduo took a look and felt that the figure was very familiar. When he got closer, he realized that the person who was being grabbed by his clothes was Lai Shuo.
"Is there any justice in this society? You bumped into my old woman and wanted to run away. Are you young and doing such immoral things without being afraid of thunder?" The old lady's screaming voice attracted several onlookers. They all stood in the distance and pointed at the other side.
Li Lun frowned, walked over and called out, "Lai said."
"Brother Li!" Lai called out to him as if he had seen a savior, and hurriedly pulled the clothes out of the old lady's hands, "Let go, my clothes are going to be torn, and I didn't bump into you, you You fell down, blackmail me!"
"If you don't hit me, I will fall if I walk well..."
Li Lun roughly understood what happened from the debate between the two. He walked over to look at the situation, bent down and stretched out his hands to help the old man who was sitting on the ground, and said, "Get up first, if there is anything we can do, let's take care of it." discuss."
The old man dodged for a moment, let go of his hand, Li Lun smiled, knelt down and pointed to a blooming pagoda tree on the opposite side of the road, "I know that the street surveillance at this intersection is broken recently, but that There is a surveillance camera hidden in a locust tree, so how about it," he took out his mobile phone and handed it to the old man, "You call the police, come and let the police check the video, if we really hit you, then I will definitely be responsible to the end of."
When the old man heard this, the expression on his face changed a few times, he stopped crying, and he didn't say anything for a long time. Li Lun said again, "If you don't know how to make calls, how about I call the police for you?"
He said that he was going to call 110. The old man was anxious and grabbed his trouser leg, "Okay, okay, I don't think the collision is serious, old lady, so I won't pursue this matter. Young people, drive carefully in the future!"
She babbled and said that she got up from the ground, walked through the crowd who didn't know when to gather, and left.
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"Brother, you are really my savior!" Lai said, touching Li Lun's shoulders, and slapped him on the chest several times, "You showed up just in time!"
"How did you come?"
"Come to pick you up from get off work!" Lai said, opened the car door, took out a bouquet of roses from the back seat and held it in front of Li Lun, "I said, I want to chase you."
The crowd of spectators around hadn't dispersed yet, and there were many familiar faces in the Emperor's Building. Li Lun was a little embarrassed, listening to the whispers of others, and didn't know whether to answer or not.
"Brother, go on," Lai said, leaning into his ear and whispering, "There are so many people watching, you won't embarrass me, will you?"
Li Lun had no choice but to let his expectant eyes show disappointment, so he had no choice but to pick it up, and hurriedly pushed him into the car, "Let's go."
As soon as he left the teacher, he succeeded, Lai said that he was cheap and happy, got into the car, and drove away with Li Lun.
The boy who had a date with him in front of him stared at the car that disappeared around the corner and merged into the traffic, and then he picked up the phone that had rang three times without haste.
"Where are you? Why didn't you answer the phone!" An angry voice shouted from inside.
"To see your sweetheart," the boy lazily said, "Your sweetheart is not bad, but she is a bit older, so she shouldn't be as comfortable as me to make you use it."
"Shut up! Zhou Hao!" The voice on the phone became angrily in vain, "You are just a bed partner of mine, so you have no right to say Brother Li!"
The boy sneered, and still said in a calm manner, "You treat me as my sweetheart, but they don't take you seriously."
There was a brief silence on the phone, "What do you mean?"
"Your Brother Li left with a beautiful man," the boy licked the tongue nail in his mouth, and said evilly, "However, your love rival looks very energetic, and it should be much more fun to play with than you."
"Get out!" The phone was hung up forcibly.
Qin Fang squeezed the phone tightly, his face was uncertain, how could Li Lun fall in love, hasn't he never had a boyfriend...
"Brother, it's so late after get off work, have you eaten yet, shall we go eat?"
"If I had known there was a camera in the tree, I wouldn't have been deceived by that old lady for a long time."
"There is no surveillance in the tree, I lied to her." Li Lun laughed.
"Ha, Brother Li, it turns out that you can fool people, but you are smart!"
In Che Lilai, he said he was very happy. Brother Li helped him today and even took his flowers. He was happier than his total happiness value in a week.
Sitting in the co-pilot, Li Lun calmed down, only to realize that Lai said that he was wearing very...
With his forehead propped up, his gaze was slanted to see the long legs protruding from the side and the faint waistline in the hollow gap.
Li Lun's eyes suddenly became darker, and he stared at Lai Shuo for a long time, and when the other party noticed something and turned his head to ask him, he took his eyes back with difficulty, and stared at the windshield wiper on the car's front window.
"Why are you dressed like this today, and changed your style?"
Lai said ah, turned the steering wheel, and pulled his rag casually, exposing his whole leg, "I changed it just to meet you, do you like it?"
After a lot of fuss, Lai said that he had forgotten Yan Kun's plan to be graceful, to refuse but to welcome, to flirt and flirt.
He confessed his purpose when he came up.
This shameless face!
This naked seduction!
But Li Lun likes his straight-forward, straight-to-the-point personality.
He couldn't help touching Lai Shuo's leg, and praised, "It's okay!"
Lai said his hand trembled suddenly, the steering wheel swayed, and hit the garden beside the road...
Chapter [-] What do you see in me
Dating.
These two words have never had a special feeling in Lai's many love experiences. Eating, shopping, watching movies with little boyfriends, and buying them favorite gifts are as common as gathering with friends.
Nothing special, nothing exciting.
It's like a necessary process on the road of love, he is just fulfilling his obligations.
Until Lai said that he and Li Lun had sent the car to the repair shop, had dinner, and stood together under the music fountain in Century Square, a warm and throbbing feeling emerged in his heart.
Under the night sky, colorful neon lights flickered, the sky was dipped into a misty color, and water jets soared into the sky and then fell across.
fantastic.
In the symphony of gorgeous mist and music, beside him is Li Lun, the man he fell in love with unknowingly.
Lai can't help stretching
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