He hasn't been a sister-in-law for many years

For a thousand-year-old virgin, no matter how shy a man is, he can't stand being teased. Lu Xingzhou was pressed on the bed by Shi Yinyu, half pushed, half pushed, biting his lower lip and letting him do whatever he wanted.

It wasn't dark outside, and the two of them went on and on until night.

At around seven o'clock in the evening, Yan Ruyu knocked on the door and asked them to have dinner.

Lu Xingzhou didn't hear it, but Shi Yinyu did, but he was more of a beast, not only didn't stop, but even worsened, making Lu Xingzhou's voice sound like weeping.

Yan Ruyu quickly covered her ears and floated away.

When Shi Yinyu finally rolled down panting heavily, Lu Xingzhou felt that he might not be able to see the sun tomorrow.

"Ah...comfortable..." Shi Yinyu lay on the bed, staring straight at the darkness, exhaled slowly, happy like a fairy.

Lu Xingzhou ignored him, lying on the edge of the bed in a dying state, rubbing the back of his neck, thinking that a beast is a beast, why would it bite?

Shi Yinyu turned around, put his hand on Lu Xingzhou's sweaty shoulder, and gently stroked it.

"Do not touch me."

"It's not gentle," Shi Yinyu complained, "It's said in the guide that you should be gentle after you're done. You should continue to caress me, so that I don't feel left out when I'm used up."

Lu Xingzhou was so annoyed by the shameless words that he almost recited them.

Shi Yinyu was still chattering there: "You have to pay attention to my thoughts, I am very tired in this position, if you don't pay attention, you may have the risk of slipping your waist, spraining your feet..."

"You are really a high-risk job." Lu Xingzhou mocked, "You might be laid off."

"That can't be done," Shi Yinyu said with a playful smile, "I'm laid off, who will get on?"

Lu Xingzhou snorted: "Do you think I owe it to others by nature?"

"Hiss... what are you talking about!" Shi Yinyu put away his smile, hugged him from behind, and said softly, "I know what you mean, no one else can do it if it's not me."

Lu Xingzhou pushed him away in disgust, and muttered: "You are beautiful, stay away from me."

"I do not."

"You affected me to rest."

"Nonsense! I just hugged you and didn't do anything. How could it affect your rest?"

Lu Xingzhou really wanted to burn him with that Luo Jia: Your uncle, you are holding a gun, what else do you want to do?

Needless to say, Shi Yinyu also knew what he was thinking, and said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, just pretend I don't exist."

So big thing, do you think it is a toothpick, if it doesn’t exist, it doesn’t exist?

Lu Xingzhou remained silent.

"Okay, okay." Shi Yinyu finally compromised, turned over and lay down next to him, and said aggrievedly, "I am now ten centimeters away from you, and I feel as if I was abandoned by you thousands of miles away."

Lu Xingzhou said coldly: "If you don't shut up, I will really send you thousands of miles away."

Shi Yinyu got up, found a gag talisman from Lu Xingzhou's trouser pocket, stuck it on his mouth, lay back down again, and let out a sound from his nose: "Humph."

Lu Xingzhou: "..."

After more than ten minutes, Lu Xingzhou sighed softly when he heard the sound of even breathing coming from behind.

"What's wrong?" Shi Yinyu's voice rang in his ears.

Lu Xingzhou was startled: "You didn't sleep? Why are you here again?"

"I thought it's been so long, your opinion of me might change, for example, you think I'm a little cuter than before." Shi Yinyu hugged him cautiously.

Lu Xingzhou was speechless: It's only been 10 minutes, how can you change your view?Not at all!

Shi Yinyu kissed his hair from behind, and asked softly, "What are you thinking?"

"I'm thinking about the king of hell, this person..."

"Don't think about other men in my arms."

"Don't say such embarrassing things."

"Okay." Shi Yinyu changed his sentence, "Why do you miss him if you don't sleep at night? If you are so energetic, why don't we do it again..."

Lu Xingzhou: "Where's your gag?"

"have eaten."

"..." The demon is shameless and invincible.

Shi Yinyu laughed and got down to business: "Why did you suddenly think of the Heavenly King of Hell?"

"I think he's very interesting." Lu Xingzhou leaned back into his arms, and said softly, "He said he didn't know Xiao Xiangzhu, and that he was fooled by Lian Yi, as if he was innocent from beginning to end .”

"You don't think he's innocent?"

Lu Xingzhou didn't answer, but instead asked, "What kind of person do you think he is in real life?"

"The real him..." Shi Yinyu thought for a while, "After getting in touch with him today, he seems to be creating a natural sand sculpture image."

Lu Xingzhou smiled and said, "What does Yan Ruyu see?"

"Haha not bad."

"And actually?"

Shi Yinyu: "Actually, I think he is at least smarter than Lian Yi."

Lu Xingzhou nodded: "On the contrary, Lianyi gives me the impression that she is a very innocent girl." He remembered that when he tried to test her with the false news of Xiao Xiangzhu's death, the sadness and despair in the girl's eyes were not fake.

"So you think that the king of hell is not innocent, it is based on..."

"Yes," Lu Xingzhou knew what he meant, "Lian Yi, who is not too smart, actually fooled the king of hell and asked him to risk his popularity. This is almost impossible. With so many girlfriend fans, Doesn't he care?"

"There is no star who doesn't care about popularity. To make such a decision, either the brain is flooded, or doing so is more important to him than popularity."

Lu Xingzhou suddenly asked: "Do you know how the hell king died back then?"

"I really don't know." Shi Yinyu got off the bed, took out the phone from his clothes, lay down on the bed again, took Lu Xingzhou into his arms, and opened the web page with the phone in a very awkward position.

Lu Xingzhou arched into his arms to make his posture more comfortable.

Shi Yinyu searched for the cause of the death of the Heavenly King of Hell, and found that there were car accidents, illnesses, love homicides... There were all kinds of things. There was even a saying that he was killed by a meteorite on the way to practice the piano. There were different opinions and there was no unified statement.

"It's not normal," Lu Xingzhou said. "Although the cause of death is considered private to the underworld, most public figures will have an official statement. Why didn't he announce it?"

"Could it be that the cause of death does not conform to the human design?"

Lu Xingzhou sneered, "The cause of death must be consistent with the human design? What kind of cool cause of death does he need to match his current route?"

"Being struck to death by lightning at the freestyle graveyard on a heavy rainy day?" Shi Yinyu tried to guess.

"..." Lu Xingzhou was silent for a moment, then he burst out laughing.

The two discussed for a while, and the topic became more and more crooked. They even invented a very boring game - look at the faces of public figures in the underworld and guess the cause of his death.

"Tell me, how did the judge die?" Lu Xingzhou asked.

Shi Yinyu said: "I suspect that he died of exhaustion while counting the money."

"Hahaha……"

The discussion between the two became more and more energetic. Shi Yinyu dropped the phone, pressed "Land Xingzhou" and played again. He just did this for a while and played for a while, and it was dawn before he knew it.

At eleven o'clock the next day, Yan Ruyu came to find them for lunch, but she heard crying voices coming from the door again.

She gasped, counted the time on her fingers, and then bit her fingers in disbelief.

Are you going to make all the 1000 years back?

It was already three o'clock in the afternoon when Shi Yinyu walked out of the room refreshed, and went to the supermarket downstairs to buy some food and two bottles of lubricant.

Yan Ruyu happened to go to buy some fruit.

The two met at the door, and Shi Yinyu smiled like a flower: "Good afternoon, Yan Mi."

"The demon concubine!!!"

"A little bit..."

Yan Ruyu choked for a moment, and when she saw what he was holding in her hand, she was struck by thunder and shouted, "What kind of hatred does the team leader have with you? You're going to kill him on the bed!!!"

"Slightly slightly slightly slightly..." Shi Yinyu ran away shaking his head.

Back in the room, Lu Xingzhou had already got up and took a shower, and was shaving in front of the mirror.

"Why did you get up?" Shi Yinyu asked, "Let's lie down for a while, didn't you complain about your back pain just now?"

"I asked Hei Wuchang to go to the personnel department to investigate the cause of the death of the hell king."

"Can't you go tomorrow? You shouldn't travel today."

Lu Xingzhou shook his hand and drew a bloodstain on his chin. He said angrily, "How dare you say that? Hiss..."

"Let me do it." Shi Yinyu hugged him from behind, took the razor in his hand, shaved it carefully and gently, couldn't help but kissed him again, and said with a smile, "Why is the skin so good? ?”

Lu Xingzhou had never paid attention to his own skin, so he asked suspiciously, "Are you okay?"

"It's all from my nourishment." Shi Yinyu said proudly.

"Fuck you, wait here?"

After Lu Xingzhou washed his face, he wiped his face and walked to the table. Seeing that Shi Yinyu was putting the food he bought on the table, he was surprised: "Chicken soup dumplings? How much did you buy here?"

"50 yuan each, it's okay."

"Okay?" Lu Xingzhou suddenly raised his voice.

"We are rich now." Shi Yinyu said happily, "We have a house."

As soon as he said it, Lu Xingzhou remembered this matter. He took out the real estate certificate and took a closer look. When he saw the building area, his eyes flickered, and he felt as if his eyes were dazzled. He rubbed his eyes, looked again, and could not help but gasp : "[-] square meters?"

"Is it big?" Shi Yinyu didn't care, "Our previous mansion in Sixth Heaven City had more than 6 square meters."

"Your den of thieves has been sealed." Lu Xingzhou said bluntly.

"Hey!"

"No, the judge's gift is too great," Lu Xingzhou thought for a while, "It's better to return it."

"Repay what? No repayment. I poked the roof, and he blackmailed you for more than 9000 million yuan, and even ate your life-saving Danlu puree. What's the point of giving me a small broken house?"

Lu Xingzhou felt that this little monster held more grudges than the judge, and said, "I know the judge better. If such a big gift is not guaranteed, there are other things in the calculation. When the time comes, we owe him favors, and it is easy for him to lead us by the nose. "

"It makes sense." Shi Yinyu's eyes flashed a strange light.

Lu Xingzhou felt that his eyes were suspicious, and frowned: "What do you think?"

"Return the house to him, and return the box."

"..." Lu Xingzhou felt suffocated.

Shi Yinyu tried his best to control his facial expressions to make himself appear more believable, and said seriously: "I think that box is very delicate, especially the black paint on it."

Lu Xingzhou remained expressionless: "What happened to the black paint?"

"It's very dark." Shi Yinyu said sincerely.