A hundred years of cultivation and sleep together

"One Hundred Years of Cultivation and Sleeping Together" Author: Zhu Ziya

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"Old ghost, you stole my wine." Yin Hou quickly hugged the fourth son and moved aside, "Wow, old ghost, the fourth son is still here, don't hurt the innocent." Reaching out to hug "Zunzun, don't be angry, Zunzun is the best~" "Huh", after taking the fourth son, Tianzun turned around to leave, suddenly remembered what Jiuniang said, "Old ghost", you are not allowed to enter in the future Tianshan.

"why."

"The people in your Heavenly Demon Palace will not allow me to enter, saying that the name is not right and the words are not right."

Yin Hou looked at Tianzun's swollen face, suddenly gasped, and said: "We have been dishonest for more than 100 years, so why bother?"

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Content tags: Jianghu grievances, special liking, close water, a match made in heaven

Search keywords: Protagonist: Tianzun, Yin Hou┃Supporting role: Zhan Zhao, Bai Yutang┃Others:

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Chapter 1

"Yutang, I'm lucky as a teacher today. I bought the original work of Wu Daozi. Oh, Kaifeng is indeed a big place, and the boss is so generous. I only counted 1000 taels for two sets." Everyone in the Kaifeng mansion who was having breakfast looked at Bai Yutang sympathetically. Well, besides Bai Yutang, who can support such a prodigal master.Zhan Zhao patted the white mouse who was sitting helplessly on the side to express comfort, "Zunzun, can you show me?" The fourth son climbed down from Gongsun's lap, grabbed Tianzun's trouser leg and asked, "No?" Question, girl, bring a frame." Yue Ya'er, who was serving porridge for Bai Yutang, heard this, and immediately brought a sandalwood frame with Chen Xing'er, and the two paintings slowly unfolded, and everyone gathered around, although they all thought that Tianzun should I bought fakes again, but I still have to give the old man face.After watching it carefully for a while, "No, this should be the real thing." Gongsun squinted his eyes and rubbed his chin, and said something, which shocked the jaws of the onlookers.The yard fell into an eerie silence. The fourth son held his cheeks and opened his mouth wide, "Zunzun bought a real painting, good luck." "Wow, it's actually real." "It's unbelievable. Buy it for real." Tianzun heard "really, really" and was so noisy, these bastards are too much, they don't respect him at all, it's better for Yutang, if you buy it, you will give money, just thinking, Tianzun heard Zhan Zhao said to Bai Yutang: "Why didn't you get cheated this time? It's unscientific." Zhan Zhao said curiously with a pair of cat eyes, "Maybe he has bought all the shops selling fake paintings in Kaifeng, and there must be one or two that are left honest." As soon as he finished speaking, Zhan Zhao saw Bai Yutang standing behind him. Tianzun, with his face so dark, is almost catching up with Mr. Bao, "Stinky boy, you are not filial." Tianzun sat beside him angrily and said.Zhan Zhao winked and signaled Bai Yutang to coax the old man, Tianzun was still angry, when he saw a plate of shrimp dumplings and a bowl of good crab roe congee handed over, Bai Yutang was still picking salted duck eggs for his master, "Yes, Yutang He's still very obedient." The old man smiled happily, Zhan Zhao looked at the satisfied Tianzun, and then glanced at the fifth master who was peeling salted duck eggs, this mouse really has a hand.

After breakfast, Yue Yaer packed up the two paintings and put them in Tianzun's room, "Hey, where did that old ghost go?" After not seeing Yin Hou early in the morning, Zhan Zhao Wangtian thought for a while, "Grandpa seems to be Said he was going to buy something, didn't he tell you?" "Yesterday I went to bed very early, and I didn't hear the old ghost say that he is going out today." He must be doing something shady , But what will the old ghost buy, I haven't heard him mention it.Tianzun thought about it, and had an idea in his mind, "Yutang, as a teacher, I have to go out later." "Zunzun, what are you going to do?" Sitting on Tianzun's lap, the fourth son asked curiously, "Secret it." Tianzun shook his fingers with a mysterious expression on his face.Bai Yutang untied the money bag and handed it to Tianzun, only to see the old man took the money bag and walked out of the door unsteadily.

"Mice, why is Tianzun going?" Bai Wuye raised his eyebrows when he heard the words, "Speak well." Zhan Zhao smiled clearly, and touched Bai Yutang's hand, "Yutang," the fourth son on the side also joined Come over: "Bai Bai, tell me, Zunzun and Yin Yin are so weird today." The two pairs of big eyes looked at Bai Yutang together, as if they were saying, tell me, tell me, I can't resist, "Master I should have gone to find my grandfather. I happened to see my grandfather carrying a jug of wine out this morning. If I read correctly, it was the Lihuabai that the master hid under the bed and was reluctant to drink it.” “Ah, that day’s respect Don't fight with Yin Hou yet." Zhao Pu came over and picked up the fourth son, shaking his head and said.Zhan Zhao stroked his chin and looked at Bai Yutang suspiciously: "But just now, Tianzun wasn't angry." After hearing Zhan Zhao's words, everyone scratched their heads, yes, it's really strange.

Not to mention that everyone in Kaifeng Mansion was full of doubts. Yin Hou went to take two jars of wine under the bed early in the morning, taking advantage of Tianzun's absence, and opened the mud seal. "Didn't I find this old ghost with thousands of treasures?" After a few sips, the wine had run out, Yin Hou looked at Tianzun's bed opposite, and expected that if the old ghost found out, there would be another disturbance.Thinking in this way, Yin Hou picked up the wine jar, turned it into gravel and threw it out of the window with five successes.After he was done, he swaggered and picked up another jar of wine and left.

By the way, where did Tianzun go? A few days ago, Yin Hou accidentally mentioned that he bought a piece of red jade. You must know that this year is not as good as they were back then. Should be good.At that time, Tianzun had thoughts in his heart, but his face remained calm.Finally, Yin Hou was not around today, so Tianzun rushed to the magic palace as soon as possible.

"Who is coming?" Tianzun looked at the old man guarding the gate, squinting his eyes, the people in the magic palace were as stupid as ever, and had to find someone with bad eyes to guard the gate. "It's me." "It's Tianzun, it's just you, why isn't the Palace Master with your old man?" Tianzun shook his hand, "I'm here to get something, I'll be leaving in a while." The old man looked at Tianzun as he walked away. There was no one in sight, and she asked Hong Jiuniang who came over suspiciously: "Isn't Tianzun living in Baihua Valley, what can we get from our Tianmo Palace?" Jiuniang's beautiful eyes moved: "Hey, these two old men have been here for 100 years. Entangled, next time Tianzun comes again, he is not allowed to enter, the name is not right." "Then how can it be justified." "Married, stupid, you, married, Tianzun is our palace master's wife That’s right, that’s one of our own.” “Oh, it turns out that you can only enter the gate of the Heavenly Demon Palace if you are in good standing.” Jiuniang was shocked, and turned her head to look, oh my god, the old man Tianzun is behind him, looking thoughtful , It is not suitable to stay here for a long time, Jiuniang thought, she used ten percent of her lightness skills and escaped.

Tianzun looked at the old gatekeeper who was trembling and trying to hide his sense of existence, "Hmph, I'll go to the old devil to settle the score and let him clean up the house." After a few flips, no one was seen. "Tianzun is so arrogant." "Will the palace master get beaten?" "You are stupid, the palace master and Tianzun have been tied for 100 years." The old man with bad eyes looked at the chattering crowd together The old man sighed: "There is a quarrel at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed." "..." "...." You got the truth.

When Yin Hou returned to Kaifeng Mansion, he had just had dinner, and the fourth son was helping the kitchen lady to set the dishes, "Hey, my good grandson." The fourth son turned his head to see Yin Hou, very happy, "Yin Yin, You are back."The little four's round face and black grape eyes are so pleasing. When Yin Hou saw him, he forgot all his troubles and hugged him quickly. Oh, this baby is as good as my grandson when he was a child.The fourth son put his arms around Yin Hou's neck, smiled and whispered in his ear, "Yin Yin, you are finished." Yin Hou twirled a fruit on the table and handed it to the fourth son, and asked suspiciously, "What?" "Zunzun found out that you drank his wine secretly." As soon as the words fell, Yin Hou felt a shiver in the back of his neck, "Old ghost, you drank my wine secretly." Yin Hou quickly hugged the fourth son and walked aside." Wow, old ghost, the fourth son is still here, don't hurt the innocent." The fourth son reached out to Tianzun to hug him, "Zunzun, don't be angry, Zunzun is the best~ okay." "Huh", go on After the fourth child, Tianzun turned to leave, suddenly remembered Jiuniang's words, "Old ghost", you are not allowed to enter Tianshan Mountain in the future.

"why."

"The people in your Heavenly Demon Palace will not allow me to enter, saying that the name is not right and the words are not right."

Seeing Tianzun's angry face, Yin Hou suddenly gasped and said, "We have been dishonest for more than 100 years, so why bother?" The mouth of the fourth son became O, Yin Hou returned his hand and pinched the round face of the little fourth son, he felt that the hand felt quite good, and didn't think about the meaning of the words, turned around and saw the collective O mouth of the people in Kaifeng Mansion. Zhao's jaw almost dropped to the ground.Before Yin Hou had time to feel that his grandson's terrified expression was super cute, Tianzun used both his hands and feet, and his ears hurt so badly.Gongsun felt a gust of wind blowing by, and there was a chubby son in his arms, and he stretched out his hand to support his good boy's chin.

"Rat, did I hear hallucinations just now?" Zhan Zhao poked Bai Yutang next to him. The usually calm fifth master couldn't hide his shock at this time, watching Tianzun pounce on Yin Hou's back and grab Yin Hou Hou's ears were full of anger, Yin Hou scolded the old ghost and hurried down, but at the same time he did not forget to support Tianzun so that he would not really fall.In fact, two old people