Pretend to be straight

When I got home, I just felt exhausted, not because I was too tired from work. After all, my task tonight was not difficult at all. It was basically like driving out for a while and then coming back. It was easy and paid.

But I just feel tired, both physically and mentally.

Xie Ying's three-day girlfriend mission came to an end today. After I opened the door, I saw her sitting cross-legged in shorts and playing games in the living room.

How do you say something?No matter how gentle a person is at ordinary times, when he gets angry when playing games, he will immediately become irritable.

What's more, Xie Ying is not usually a gentle person.

"Hiding, hiding, hiding from your mother?"

"Fuck/Your uncle, dare to spy on me!"

She plays a chicken eating mobile game, and she plays it in her spare time, and sometimes I can hear her swearing when I stay in the bedroom.

I don't play, I'm not interested, Xie Ying wanted to pull me along at first, but after I refused several times, she stopped looking for me on this matter.

When she heard me open the door, she quickly looked up at me and then put her eyes on the tablet. She said as usual: "I'm back."

I nodded, "Yeah."

I casually picked up the hair rope on the side and tied it into a ponytail. I wore slippers and went to the bathroom to wash up before I dragged my tired body and fell down on the sofa.

The suit fits too well, and it is a bit tight in my current position. I sat up and took it off again, and said while taking it off: "My client got back together with his ex-girlfriend."

While driving, I received a call from Hou Qing. He specially called to thank me, saying thank you for my efforts, and he will cherish the relationship he has reunited now.

"Come on." After a long while, I only knew to spit out these two words.

Xie Ying's gaze was still on the game, she asked, "Which one?"

I stood up and unbuttoned my belt, and answered, "Hou Qing."

"A little impression."

The work report between me and Xie Ying has started again. Like before, I will tell you the main content of tonight.

After Xie Ying played a game, she turned her neck and looked at me. She looked surprised: "Where are your pants?"

I have taken off my pants, my legs are bare now, and only a gray shirt is still hanging on my upper body. I should have gone to the bedroom to change into pajamas, but I don’t want to move now.

Anyway, they are all girls, so don't worry about seeing anything, besides, I am very familiar with Xie Ying, sometimes she barely takes off her underwear in front of me.

I stared at Weibo on my phone and said, "It's been 800 years since I took it off, and I'm only seeing it now."

Xie Ying chuckled: "Listening to what you say is enough."

She was also distracted to answer my questions when she was playing games, but only now began to seriously answer my doubts.

"You mean, do you want to have a relationship now to pass the time?"

"Yes." I said, "I even..." I thought for a while, "I haven't dated for half a year."

I put my fingertips on the search bar of Weibo, thought for two seconds, searched for Shi Jinghe's name, and clicked on her homepage.

Xie Ying said "hmm" in a nasal voice for more than ten seconds, and asked me: "Then do you have a target?"

"No."

I shook my head and clicked on the Weibo picture that Shi Jinghe posted today. It was not her picture, but a cat.

She raised a blue-and-white cat, which appeared on her Weibo a few times, and it was only a short time ago. Now it looks like a little milk cat, and its name is Jiujiu.

Jiujiu is very cute, I plan to follow Shi Jinghe's Weibo for Mao's sake.

Xie Ying pondered for a few seconds, and gave me a suggestion: "Then wait a little longer? What if you meet someone you like?"

I withdrew from Shi Jinghe's Weibo homepage, said "Oh", and asked indifferently, "Will you?"

Whether you are asking her or me, I don't know anymore.

Ever since that failed first love, I have no expectations for so-called love.

Isn't it best for a person to continue to be enthusiastic about life after an injury?That's the opposite of what I'm saying.

I was a sophomore when my parents passed away, and my first love left me at that time.Since then, I no longer believe in love, and I don't need to prove the existence of love to anyone anymore.

By the way, I don't have any expectations for life, I just want to eat and wait to die.

Xie Ying's situation is worse than mine, but she still loves life and everything, I admire her a lot.

I am different, 30 days a month, maybe 29 days I am in mourning, and one day I sleep.

Xie Ying nodded sharply: "Yes, yes!" She smiled, "I, Cupid of Cloud City, will shoot an arrow at you today."

After she finished speaking, she stood up, made an archery posture, pointed her finger at me, and dubbed "biubiu" by herself.

Her behavior was very childish, but I still raised my hand in cooperation, grinned, and said, "I'll block it."

Xie Ying: "Fuck/Your uncle, you will lose me like this."

After resting, I took a shower, dried my hair and lay down on the bed.

The mobile phone at work is charging. Since Hou Qing finished calling me, it has not received any new messages.

I scratched my hair and remembered another thing, about Xiao Zhou.

How did he know my identity?And why did you write me Coconut's WeChat account?

Generally speaking, it will not be the team itself that contacts us sailors, but an intermediary, that is, the leader of the navy.

There are several sailor leaders lying on my WeChat list, and their task is to contact us sailors.

The last time I was asked if I wanted to do the Xiao Zhou mission, the leader of the navy was called Erlang God, and his avatar was also Erlang God in the Lotus Lantern. I took the phone.

The time is now 10:10, and there are still [-] minutes before the [-]:[-] o'clock that I told you to coconut. Let me see if I can figure out what happened to Xiao Zhou in these [-] minutes.

I clicked on WeChat and saw that the chat history with Erlangshen stopped at transferring money, and he sent me the final payment of 200 yuan for being a sailor.

I licked my lower lip, changed the gear of the desk lamp and turned it on brighter, and leaned against the bedside to send him a message.

Among the naval chiefs I know, I am the closest to Erlang Shen. When he has a mission, he will come to me first and ask me if I can take it. If I want to take it, he will leave a place for me.

[Brother God, why did that star Xiao Zhou ask me to add WeChat? 】

Of course, Xiao Zhou knew that I would not really like him when he ordered someone to buy the navy. The key question is, why did he know that I was still taking other business?Why are you looking for me?

Because those who are sailors with me are purely airport sailors, chasing the bus for extra money.

But I am not, my work is not so pure, my nature is more complex.

Erlang Shen quickly replied: [I forgot to tell you if you didn't ask, I'll capture the chat history for you to see. 】

【Row. 】

After waiting for less than a minute, he sent several pictures.

It's all his chat records with a stranger.

Basically, the other party asked him if he knew any single good-looking girls, preferably the ones who could still accept the task.

Erlangshen said about me, but he didn’t have my picture, because I never posted photos in Moments, so the other party said he wanted to see me first, and then contact me if he thought I could.

It happened that I was going to be a sailor for Xiao Zhou that time, Erlang Shen said to him: "She can wear a mask, but there is a mole on the center of her left eyebrow, and the one with this is her."

After reading the chat records, I was even more puzzled, this stranger could not be Xiao Zhou, could he?

I touched my left eyebrow, there is indeed a mole here, the color is not very dark, but it is still visible.

I sent a message to Erlangshen: [He is Xiao Zhou? 】

[No, it's his assistant. 】

Then why is it that Xiao Zhou asked me to add the coconut WeChat instead of the assistant to hold me back?

I seem to be transformed into a hundred thousand whys, and my heart is full of question marks.

But in the end, he pursed his lips and typed: [Okay, thank you brother God. 】

After chatting like this, it was almost nine o'clock, and I stared at the time on the top of the phone, frowning more and more.

I think it's kind of weird that this thing goes around like this.

Even though I still feel that coconuts are wasting my time, because of the pie in the sky, it will not fall on my head.

It was just nine o'clock when Coconut sent me a message on time.

He asked: [Is it convenient to have an interview? 】

……

When I showed up at the coffee shop the next day, I was also a little confused. I was prepared to stay at home for a few more days.

But at the moment I am sitting securely in the chair, stirring the coffee with a spoon in my hand.

The man in front of him has already introduced himself. He said that his name is Dai Sheng—the coconut on WeChat, my client.

I slowly stirred the coffee in front of me. I chose the address. I chose the most lively coffee shop in the city center.

There are many people, and if the other party is a bad person, I dare not mess around. If I do something bad, I can ask for help.

"So..." I looked up at him, and said unhurriedly, "You are just holding an event, and Shi Jinghe is the one you selected?" I bent my lips slightly, " Mr. Dai, it's not that I'm being disrespectful, but your words really sound like a liar."

Dai Sheng looked like he was in his 30s, wearing a suit, mustache, glasses, and a bit bald on the top of his head, but he still looked good, at least he was considered a handsome uncle.

Even better if you remember to wear a wig.

"Yes, Shi Jinghe is currently the most popular Internet celebrity on Weibo, but she has been single since she became an Internet celebrity, so we..." He seemed to be phrasing, "I want to see if she has a lover, How will everyone react?"

What is the logic?I have another question mark, why don't you go to the traffic star!

I asked, "But is 1000 million serious?"

"..." Dai Sheng raised his glasses, his face a little embarrassed, "We didn't expect Miss Lu to have a deposit of 100 million." He added, "But Miss Lu, don't worry, the higher-ups already know about this situation, and have already allocated financial funds gone."

I didn't know how to reply for a while, and it didn't look like he was lying to me from the sincerity of what he said.

I raised my eyebrows, but got straight to the point: "What are the requirements?"

"I'll give you half a year to pursue her. If she still hasn't become your lover after half a year, then the mission has failed. I'm sorry. We can only give you some comfort money."

"If she has been with you within half a year, and you have not broken up for half a year, then congratulations, you will get 500 million at this time."

"The remaining 500 million is to decide whether I can call you after this year. If you are still willing to be with her, then 50 per month, that is to say, for another ten months, the 1000 million It's all yours."

One year and ten months... The timeline is long enough.

I touched my nose and asked, "What about the deposit?"

The deposit is the very beginning of the process, and I can't ask too much.

"The deposit is today's coffee." Dai Sheng picked up the cup and said calmly before drinking, "It's up to you, Ms. Lu, whether you accept the love order or not."