Pretend to be straight

Xie Ying returned to her bedroom to dry her hair after taking a shower. The "humming" sound of the hair dryer came through the door and wall to the living room. I lowered my head and looked at the phone. I kept this position for too long. It's all a little sour.

But it can’t be my fault, Shi Jinghe’s Weibo content is too much, because the frequency of her blog is not low, basically every three to five times will post on Weibo, I turned around and unknowingly flipped to 2016 that's it.

Most of the photos she sends are the ones that somehow make me feel a bit erotic. She wears normal clothes, but she has a face that looks like Yujie with a bit of amorous feelings, and sometimes her expression is lazy. Make her look very... sexy.

And there is another point that caught my attention: she really doesn't open a Taobao store.

This surprised me. It stands to reason that Internet celebrities with traffic will definitely open Taobao stores in the end. This is a road they can't escape, and some even open offline stores.

Of course, it may also be because I haven’t seen enough examples when surfing the Internet before, so I think so, so there may be a misunderstanding of Internet celebrities in this regard.

You can’t blame me, who let me know that those Internet celebrities basically open Taobao stores?

After I felt that I had seen enough, I raised my head and took a deep breath, turned my neck, put on my shoes and went back to my bedroom.

The rented room has two bedrooms and one living room. Xie Ying and I share one room, and the area is about the same size.

I turned off the light switch at the door, then turned on the small table lamp by the bed, took out the water glass and medicine on the side, and then put aside the series of things in my mind and started to feel sleepy.

It's the fifth day, and I can't be idle anymore. When I woke up in the morning, I saw several new messages on my work phone.

It's not coconut, he didn't find me again, maybe he also knew that I was a famous straight girl in the circle, the love orders I took before were all with men, never with women.

And I really fell in love a few months ago, and many friends I knew at that time sent me blessings, wishing us a long time.

For a long time?What dream?

As long as I break up fast enough, loneliness can't catch up with me.

Yes, as far as I am concerned, I am lonely when I am in love.

Because I don't like anyone, when I'm with my ex, I just think his appearance fits my aesthetics, and he treats me really well, so I'm willing to stay with him for two months.

In my opinion, this is actually a charity of my feelings. I gave him my fake liking, and he also enjoyed it. It wasn't until we broke up that I realized that I didn't like him.

Forget it, what do you want to do so far?Every one of my predecessors came here like this. If I have to go back and recall, I can’t remember clearly for 800 years.

The new message is from an old customer of mine who used to ask me to act as his female friend to support him.

No matter if you are a man or a woman, whether you are young or old, some people just value face, such as my customer.

His ex-girlfriend broke up with him, and said that when they broke up, she still disliked him very much, and said, "You will never find a better woman than me to fall in love with."

When I heard his description at the time, I couldn't help but twitch my eyebrows: This is similar to what the person who was broken up said.

But the fact is what his ex-girlfriend said. He was out of breath after drinking for a few days, and later added me to WeChat through a friend's introduction, and wanted me to play one of his excellent female friends.

Not a girlfriend, just a female friend, in front of his ex-girlfriend.

I have acted in so many plays, this is not difficult for me.

After replying to the message, I sat on the bed and looked up at the pennant hanging on the bay window.

I have three pennants in my room and I laugh every time I look at them, those people are really... poisonous, right?

The first pennant reads "To Ms. Lu Zhi: The legacy of the entertainment circle is none other than you".

The second pennant reads "To Miss Lu Zhi: The Three Golden Shadow Queens of the People".

The third pennant reads "To Ms. Lu Zhi: Happy 24th Birthday".

They were delivered by three different people. The first two were couriers sent to me by customers, saying they were compliments on my service. When I saw the pennant, I said:  …

The one that wished me a happy birthday was given to me by another friend. When I was having dinner at the restaurant on my birthday, he said to show me a treasure, with a mysterious look on his face, and then he brought me a pennant.

I couldn't laugh or cry, and I couldn't help but want to hit him. Other friends took the opportunity to take videos and photos, and permanently saved the scene of me laughing and crying.

Thinking of this, I began to sigh again.

So fast, I'm 24 years old.

Tired, I still have nothing.

The customer who asked me to act as a friend is called Hou Qing. He has been working for two years. He said in WeChat that he will meet his ex-girlfriend at the company dinner tonight. Yes, he and his ex-girlfriend are in the same company and they were together before. It's been more than a year, but the departments are different. I don't know why the two departments have dinner together again tonight, and they can't be absent.

He wanted me to pick him up, drive in my car, and he would reimburse me for the gas.

In fact, I think his "excellent female friend" played by me is roughly equivalent to "suiter". In this case, a good lover may not be as lethal as a good suitor.

Of course, it is also possible that it is too expensive to rent me as a girlfriend, and it is better to rent me as a friend.

After waking up, I started to tidy up myself. I have been living a bit decadent these days, and I feel that my complexion is not very good.

It is also necessary to have a good mental outlook to meet customers. My professionalism has even touched me.

Hou Qing got off work at five o’clock in the afternoon, and a group of his department took a car to the barbecue restaurant they were going to. He asked me to call him after six o’clock when he was eating, and drive over to pick him up at seven o’clock. .

I said "OK", and then he transferred the full amount to me - he trusted me completely, and he transferred the full amount to me directly after the first time.

I ate lunch and slept again. When I woke up, I started to put on makeup. I opened the closet and chose a set of ladies’ suits and trousers to put on. Putting on a pair of black high heels, I stood in front of the standing mirror and looked at myself in the mirror.

The suit and trousers are all blue, and I wear a close-fitting gray shirt inside, and with gold-rimmed glasses, my aura is much stronger now.

Last time when I played Hou Qing's best friend, he asked me to dress more femininely, but this time he asked me to dress like a strong woman.

Yes, the customer's request is not too much, and it will be satisfied if it can be met.

But because I saw a lot of Shi Jing and photos last night, I also began to examine my figure now, and finally resigned to my fate and left in front of the mirror.

I don't have her long legs, nor her waistline, and her... figure makes me jealous.

The time was almost up, I took my bag and my car keys and went out.

My car was left by my parents. They had an accident not long after they bought a new car, so I drove the car.

Although it is not a particularly expensive car, it is enough for me to pretend to be aggressive in front of Hou Qing's colleagues and ex-girlfriend.

But I'm not going out now to pick up Hou Qing, but to fill my own stomach first. Didn't he ask me to call him after six o'clock?Then I will go to the place to eat first and then call him, the time is just about the same.

I was really hungry, the takeaway I ordered at noon was not good, I gave up after only a few bites.

The chance of encountering a delicious takeaway is very small, and the chance of meeting someone I like is even smaller than it. In my case, it is even equal to none.

The restaurant I went to was in a shop opened by a friend, and it was also the place where I celebrated my birthday.

My contacts are quite extensive, and because of the free nature of my work, I know more people.

But this restaurant is not run by a customer, but by a college classmate of mine named Pu Xin.

The store is her family's ancestral store, and it is still a bit famous in the city of Yuncheng, and she is the kind of classmate who "can only inherit the family business if you don't study hard".

I met her when I was in my junior year. At that time, she was the famous queen of nightclubs in the school. She was invisible in class, and usually hired a substitute teacher. In the final exam, she relied on the support of friends from all over the world to pass the final exam.

She was waiting for me at the door when I arrived - I called her before I arrived.

She happened to be bored in the office and had nothing to do, so she said she would have dinner with me, and she was waiting for me at the gate.

I parked in the driveway outside the store, opened the door, got out and walked toward her.

Pu Xin looked in disbelief: "My mother, what are you doing in this suit?" She looked at me from the beginning to the end, and sighed, "Dad almost won't recognize you."

"You call me mom for a while, and dad for a while, you..." I won't let her take advantage of me, "Why are you schizophrenic, son."

Now at the door, there is a welcoming lady next to me who is dressed formally and shouts "Welcome".

Fortunately, the sun was about to go down when I went out, and I turned on the air conditioner in the car, which didn't make me feel hot.

Pu Xin held my arm talking and laughing all the way into the store. Some waiters greeted her, and those who knew me also greeted me by the way, and I responded with a smile.

"So you're going to work soon?" Pu Xin brought me a dish, "Be careful, some of your clients will have bad intentions for you just by looking at them."

I twitched the corner of my mouth: "Hahaha."

The mobile phone was on the side, and it turned on at this time. I checked the time by the way, and I can call Hou Qing in a few minutes.

But the most urgent thing is to read the news. I still have food in my mouth and move my hands aside.

I clicked on WeChat and saw that coconut, who had disappeared for a day, sent me a message.

[The remuneration paid is ten times your deposit, so what? 】

I:……

Do you know how much I have saved? Just post a message here?

I raised my eyelids and typed a reply: [My deposit is not much, only 100 million. 】

The rounding is indeed 100 million, I mean the extra tens of thousands are discarded.

I typed quickly again: [Ten times is 1000 million, are you sure? 】

Coconut is typing again, and I received a new message in the blink of an eye: 【No problem. 】

I was shocked.

This... who is it?Do you have a mine at home?