Pretend to be straight

"is it him?"

Among the not-too-crowded crowd, I heard this question again.

But the object of the question is not me, so I am too lazy to answer.

Within a few seconds, I heard another voice say with an uncertain tone: "It should be him."

I rolled my eyes in my heart: nonsense.

Why not do enough homework before work?If you don't even know people, how can you have some basic self-cultivation for being a navy?

I complained in my heart, but an incomparably bright smile bloomed on my face in the next second.

Because those who waited came out.

I don't need to look in the mirror or take a selfie with my phone to know that there must be excitement in my eyes at the moment.

I'm different from them, I'm very professional.

The profession of airport sailors, if you are not enthusiastic, you are simply getting paid for nothing. As a worker, I despise those sailors who can't even recognize people and call them wrong names.

I was the first to raise the banner in my hand, and shouted at a man wearing sunglasses who just came out of the exit: "Xiao Zhou! Xiao Zhou!"

After shouting, my voice broke a little, and I couldn't help but slightly lowered my head and coughed.

Just in this gap, a few people next to me were taken aback, and started shouting together with me. It didn't take long for us to surround today's "customers".

"Ah Zhou, I really like the prince you played. I cried so loudly when I died in the finale."

"Ah Zhou, please sign for me, it's my first time chasing a star, I really love you."

"Stay away from Zhou Zhou! Don't squeeze him!"

The customer Xiao Zhou this time is similar to the previous customers, he is still a little star who can't reach the [-]th line.

I have already read his encyclopedia, but unfortunately the encyclopedia is empty and there is nothing to see, only some superficial news.

Xiao Zhou is 22 years old this year. He graduated from a normal college and majored in design. Later, by chance, he became an actor.

It is said to be a coincidence, but in fact, you don't need to think about it to know that you are going through the back door.

So far, he has only acted in one web drama, and in it, he played the male number two with a better character than the male lead.

I originally pinned my hopes on this web drama, hoping to become popular and gain a large number of fans.

Of course, the result was unsatisfactory. Mom didn’t even know this web drama—otherwise I wouldn’t be here.

Do people who are popular still need to buy someone to pick them up?Hiring bodyguards is more or less the same.

But Xiao Zhou has a heart that wants to be a trafficker, so this time he just came to Yuncheng for shopping, but he also ordered the team to buy a batch of offline sailors to pick him up at the airport to show his popularity.

If it weren't for the objective compensation, maybe I wouldn't even come.

Among the people who came, there were only two of his real fans, and the banner in my hand was sent to me by them—it seems that they already knew the truth of the matter.

Xiao Zhou took off the sunglasses, and two assistants came with him, one of them took the sunglasses and put them into a delicate box, and the other handed him the marker pen.

He cleared his throat in a low voice and smiled: "Thank you for your likes, I will continue to work hard to bring you better works."

I think his best acting moment may be now.

After he finished speaking, he made a cheering gesture, with a smile on his lips.

A paid photographer clicked the shutter beside him, freezing the smile.

After the signature of the person next to me was signed, I handed him the small book I prepared, blinked at him, and followed up with the lines I prepared myself.

"Ah Zhou, do you know? I really like your energy when you are acting. I watched the tidbits of the drama "Princess of Waste Chai". God..." I seemed to be incoherent, "Really, really of……"

"The Waste Chai Princess" is the drama he participated in. The female lead wandered the world with the male lead, and he was alone as the second male lead all his life.

Lying is really hard work, I read the tidbits and I was right, but "that strength" is purely made up by me.

If he could have "that energy", I wouldn't be here, okay!

I can see it more clearly when I'm close. Xiao Zhou is actually a little handsome, and he is quite tall. I am 1.6 meters and [-] meters shorter than him.

But in the entertainment industry where there is no shortage of handsome men and beautiful women, his handsomeness can be ignored.

I wore a mask, which covered most of my face. The surrounding area was still quiet, and someone was maintaining order.

The large and bright airport arrival hall, because of the movement here, some passers-by cast their eyes on it, and some even took out their mobile phones to take pictures or videos.

Xiao Zhou was writing my autograph for me. After hearing my sincere emotion, he raised his eyes to look at me, and paused for a while, as if adding some words.

After he finished writing, I continued to take the small book gently with my obsessed eyes, but I didn't intend to read it carefully, but I acted like I got some rare thing, and carefully put it in my pocket. in the bag.

After a while, Xiao Zhou's signatures were almost ready, and his goal had been achieved. The assistant pretended to say: "Thank you for your liking, but Zhou Zhou has a busy schedule...Everyone, go home and be safe!"

Xiao Zhou smiled and waved to everyone, bowed, and finally turned around and walked away with his assistant, looking very anxious.

I looked at his back and twitched the corners of my mouth, busy schedule...?

This is the end of today's work, and after we finished, I walked towards the underground parking lot.

Not long after, I drove out of the airport.

I went home first, took a shower, slept again, got up and ordered a takeaway, and waited for my friend to come back by the way.

My friend is Xie Ying, who I met when I was drinking in a bar two years ago.She and I hit it off right away, and it didn't take long for us both to move out of the house and share the house together.

As for me, it is because I want to rent out my house as a charter woman, and I can charge every quarter, even though I am renting out other people's houses now.

Because she was not free at home, she wanted to move out a long time ago. After meeting me, she felt that the time was just right, and it hit it off, so she told her family and moved out.

Neither of us has a regular job, and we can do whatever we want, but it is usually customers who come to us instead of us looking for something to do.

My job today is to go to the airport to be a fan to pick up the plane, and Xie Ying's job today is similar to mine. She goes to the mall to be a fan of another [-]th-tier star and shout slogans.

I did this job too, when I was young and didn't know much about the industry.

I was almost dragged onto the stage by the host to answer a question about that star. That was the first time I felt that my business reputation was going to be ruined, because I thought it would be good to just shout slogans, but I never thought that there was such a person The process, I'm not very familiar with that star at all, okay?It’s okay to ask me some superficial questions, but I’m sure I’m revealing my secrets at a deeper level. Fortunately, there are real fans rushing up next to me, and I escaped unharmed.

Thinking of these pasts, I couldn't help wiping away bitter tears. Fortunately, I've survived now, and I have never been so flustered again.

When Xie Ying came back, I was lying on the sofa, with my legs crossed, and I was eating a popsicle leisurely.

She leaned against the wall and bent over to change her shoes. Before I saw the face, I heard her complain.

She said, "Oh shit."

I turned my eyes back to my tablet and asked vaguely, "What's wrong?"

"I was called to be a model on stage today, and I was asked a lot of questions. Fuck me, I died on the spot." She threw her bag away and went into the bathroom wearing flip flops.

I turned towards the wide open bathroom door and asked curiously, "What model?"

"Hair model, the platform Zhao Qi went to today is about shampoo and conditioner."

Zhao Qi is the star that Xie Ying went to meet today.

The sound of drizzling water came out, and I said "oh", and joked with a smile: "That's okay? You can get paid to wash your hair for free hahaha."

As soon as Xie Ying came out, she began to take off her clothes again, and threw them towards me: "Fart."

I grabbed her T-shirt and heard her say again: "Sister, the shampoo and conditioner I usually use is much better than the one on the platform! If my hair is damaged, I can't spare this Weishang brand." She entered the bedroom in her underwear.

Xie Ying's hair quality is indeed very good. She hasn't dyed or permed her hair so far. Her hair is black and soft, and there is no sign of split ends at the end of her hair. It is enough for commercials.

I hung her clothes on the sofa, slowly sat up cross-legged, threw the finished popsicles into the trash can, pointed to the takeaway on the coffee table and said, "We'll eat later."

"Okay." Xie Ying moved quickly, put on a silk suspender and came out.

She sat down on the small bench, brushed her hair, and asked me habitually: "How about the one you saw today?"

Sometimes when we finish work, we will sit and chat together like now, as if we are doing a work report.

"Huh?" I reacted, "He, that's it, it's the same as what I saw before, I don't even bother to read the signature."

Xie Ying sighed: "Hey."

I took apart the chopsticks: "What are you doing sighing?"

"Can these [-]th lines still be popular? After it becomes popular, if the autographs we get are sold at a high price, will anyone buy them? I still hope that the autographs in my drawer can be exchanged for real money."

I couldn't help laughing, and said, "I don't think the fire will stop. A small fire depends on praise, and a big red depends on fate."

Thinking of this, I turned back a little and took out the autograph of Xiao Zhou I got today from my bag.

I threw it on the coffee table, raised my chin, and said: "I bet, this signature will definitely increase. Since I entered the industry, it is the first time I have met someone who bought a navy for 400 yuan. What does this mean? It means rich." , if you still want to hold money if you have money, Xiao Huo won’t be able to run away in the future.”

But I haven't seen what is written on this signature. Sometimes I will meet someone signing for to, but usually it is just a simple signature. Some words are not good-looking. I am interested in reading it. nothing.

Xie Ying took it and opened it. I heard her exclamation just before I opened the lunch box and smelled the fragrance of vegetables.

"Fuck me."

She was sitting across from me, and I rolled my eyelids to look at her and asked, "What's wrong? His handwriting is beautiful?"

"No." Xie Ying turned over the signature on the other side and showed it to me, "He also wrote his WeChat ID for you to add."

I took it over and took a look, and it was true that Xiao Zhou wrote his WeChat account.

Before I had time to say anything, I heard Xie Ying sigh with emotion: "Lu Zhi, Lu Zhi, can you share some of your peach blossoms with me?"

I raised my eyebrows, and said without haste——

"The essence is to look at the face, do you know what I mean?"

She tore a piece of toilet paper from the coffee table, crumpled it up and threw it at me: "Fuck/Your uncle."