A dolphin wants to tease me

As soon as Lin Xiaotian finished speaking, Geng Le burst into laughter.

"Geng Le, I really envy you for having such a good attitude. Neither Ye Lin nor Xia Zhi can shake you."

"Why should you be swayed by them? Isn't it a good thing to have a strong opponent? Could it be that you really want to be Dugu Qiubai, drinking and discussing swords with your own shadow?"

Lin Xiaotian just wanted to press Geng Le's head, but Geng Le deftly avoided it.

When eating in the cafeteria at night, Xia Zhi was about to sit in front of Chen Jiarun with the plate, but Chen Jiarun said coldly: "Tomorrow we will be opponents, don't sit in front of me today to soften my fighting power."

Xia Zhi froze for a moment, then saw Ye Lin smiling at him and waving at another table.

"I'm surprised. Luo Li is also his opponent. He has the ability not to eat the food Luo Li ordered for him, and not to let Boss Luo sit across from him."

"In fact, Jiarun doesn't let Luo Li sit opposite him. Every time the team ranks, he has to be alone."

"Really? But Boss Luo is already sitting opposite him."

Seeing what Luo Li said, Chen Jiarun reluctantly stuffed the carrot slices into his mouth.

"That's because, in front of Ali, Chen Jiarun can't hold back for three seconds. If that's the case, why bother to hold back?"

Xia Zhi felt very right.

After eating, Xia Zhi sent a WeChat message to Cen Qinghui: Where are you, are you still alive?

Zeng Mei: Alive, come here, I have a lot of supplements.

Xia Zhi smiled and returned to the previous dormitory.

The dormitory was much cleaner and tidy than before, and Cen Qingyi threw a large bag of Snickers bars into Xia Zhi's arms.

"Where are the roommates?" Xia Zhi casually pulled the chair over and asked.

"Liao Jie went to the club to play guitar, and Lu Hao moved to another dormitory. As for the person you want to ask the most...he didn't come back from the library."

Xia Zhi narrowed his eyes and said, "Why do I think you are particularly proud?"

"Haha, he came to visit me in the dormitory that day. As soon as I opened the door, I pointed to my forehead and said to him, 'Are you satisfied? Lu Hao's desk lamp was smashed!' I can't speak. He wanted to hug me, so I closed the door and shut him out, and he woke up after taking a nap, and he was still waiting for me outside." Cen Qinghui raised her head, as if recalling her "masterpiece" .

Cen Qinghui was really proud, and Xia Zhi could also imagine Cen Qinghui's appearance at that time.

Xia Zhi picked up Cen Qingyi's bangs, the gauze on the wound was clean.

"Has anything happened these days?"

"Yes, of course! Lu Hao has been making trouble in the library these two days, saying that after he connected to the library's wireless network, half of his papers disappeared!

The librarian found it out for him after three times and five divisions. He didn't remember where he saved the paper.But in the past two days, he had to 'disappear' several times in the library. The teacher in the library almost annoyed him. The file names are all different!Do you know what name he saved for his paper? "

Xia Zhi raised his eyebrows, signaling Cen Qinghui not to talk so much nonsense.

""World First Class", "Wet Woman", "Intense Bondage Night"! The library teacher asked the network maintainer to buy and help him find the papers. He said why he gave the papers such name, he immediately became angry and had a conflict with the library teacher and was kicked out!"

"Did you do it or Shu Yang did it?" Xia Zhi unpacked the package of shrimp crackers and asked while eating.

"Hee hee, guess what."

"I don't guess. Did you give me 100 million if you guessed right?"

Xia Zhi thought to himself that Lu Hao might not know who was injured by his desk lamp.

Cen Qinghui doesn't hold grudges about her own affairs, but she cares about those important to her very much.

For example, if someone hurt Xia Zhi, he might really attack him.

So Lu Hao didn't meet his criteria for doing it. Most likely, Shu Yang was torturing Lu Hao, wanting to avenge Cen Qinghui's head.

"Last night when Lu Hao went back to the dormitory, he really couldn't find his thesis, so he called his roommates one by one to look for them, but they couldn't find any search results in the computer, and all kinds of anxiety made up the paper at night. After a whole night, It is said that the sound of typing is so violent that other roommates can’t sleep. Guess what? This morning he found that the thesis he had typed before was on the computer desktop, and he was busy all night.”

Cen Qingyun smiled gloatingly, after all, when she lived with Lu Hao, she would be terrified even if she sent an extra minute of WeChat at night.

Xia Zhi could imagine Lu Hao's crazy appearance, and could only sigh softly.It is estimated that one night his new roommates were also offended by him.

"But Liao Jie didn't leave, I'm quite surprised."

Xia Zhi thought that Shu Yang would find a way to drive out all the light bulbs.

"I chose Liao Jie, how could he leave? I still count on him to brighten up my little world!"

Cen Qinghui smiled slyly.

An answer is obvious.

"Didn't Liao Jie be brought in by Shu Yang?" Xia Zhi was stunned, the fight between these two people was like a fire, didn't they all be arranged by Shu Yang?

"Lu Hao is, but Liao Jie is not." Cen Qingxi rubbed his nose, "Before the start of the credit dormitory, I also got involved in the dormitory management system. I originally wanted to arrange roommates who love games and like-mindedness for the two of us. Who would have known me? Why did I find out that my previous roommate was replaced by Lu Hao? I did a little research and found out that Lu Hao is very self-conscious and clumsy... Originally, I could replace Lu Hao, but if that is the case, Shu Yang doesn’t know what to do What a crazy idea! Then I'll replace another roommate and take care of Lu Hao for the two of us!"

Xia Zhi was speechless.

So Cen Qinghui wanted to use Liao Jie to deal with Lu Hao, but Liao Jie would not move away because of his temper, maybe he could squeeze Lu Hao away?

How is this the same as rock paper scissors?Shu Yang brought out the cloth and wrapped it with Cen Qinghui's rock. Who knew that Cen Qinghui prepared Liao Jie's pair of scissors to tear Shu Yang's cloth.

"You picked Liao Jie and Lu Hao to match up... According to your style, it's not me and Lu Hao who are fighting, you should have nothing to do with yourself, Liao Jie VS Lu Hao, you didn't unpack the shrimp crackers It would be nice to watch a play next to you, but that day you just went to persuade the fight..."

Xia Zhi faintly understood that although he didn't understand the details, Shu Yang wanted to "arrange" Cen Qinghui, but was "arranged" by Cen Qinghui.

"Oh, I originally wanted to flop or pretend to be hit. If it was passed on to Shu Yang, he should be a little sad. Maybe he would get Lu Hao away with his own hands. It's bad luck." Cen Qinghui also grabbed the shrimp crackers and put them in his mouth.

"You wanted to touch porcelain, but you were really touched."

"But the effect is good! Even if he fulfills his wish to live with me, he doesn't dare to do anything to me because he is afraid."

Xia Zhi understood: "Because it is not difficult for Shu Yang to find that Liao Jie is not the roommate that the school arranged for you at the beginning. You broke your head because of the conflict between Liao Jie and Lu Hao. Shu Yang didn't know that it was really an accident. Or do you deliberately get up and get beaten to make him regret it. If it's the latter, Shu Yang knows that if you force you, you will still hurt yourself. You can do it, and Shu Yang can handle it."

This is a demon that is higher than a demon.

Xia Zhi couldn't appreciate the romance between these two.

Is this fun?Xia Zhi could imagine that these two devils would answer him in unison: It's fun!

"What's the point... I wanted to take advantage of his guilt to sleep well..." Cen Qinghui stopped talking halfway through.

"You can almost order it, it's really so wasteful that you can't heal your head."

Cen Qingyun lowered her head and smiled: "I just want him to know that he can calculate many things, but this world is not a fixed value, at least I am a variable."

Fixed values ​​cannot determine an equation, but variables can.

This is Cen Qingyun telling Shu Yang, when you just want me to do what you want, maybe it is the time when I control you in turn.

Shu Yang knew about Cen Qingyi's plan but he didn't expose him, nor did he become angry. The power of this variable can be imagined.

After the two finished the shrimp crackers, they tore apart the biscuits.

"Do you know when he made me feel good-looking for the first time?" Cen Qingxuan asked suddenly.

"God knows. You can't move your legs when you see a pretty face."

"I didn't want a tutor, and I deliberately didn't open the door for him. It was hot, forty degrees, and he stood in the courtyard and called my name by my window. Waited for me for three hours... the first time I noticed someone Waiting so long for me to open the door for him. Then, every time I pretend to have oversnaped, wait for him to keep calling my name."

Xia Zhi rubbed Cen Qingwei's head.

At this moment, the door opened, and it was Shu Yang who came back, still holding the thermos.

Cen Qingyun's face immediately wrinkled: "Oh my god! It's mullet soup again! I had my head broken, not a caesarean section! I won't drink it anymore!"

"Promote healing, so as not to leave scars." Shu Yang nodded to Xia Zhi as a greeting.

"This is the commemoration of my freshman year, and I have to follow it for a lifetime!"

"Drink it." Shu Yang's voice was very soft, with a hint of coaxing.

"Don't drink, you will wake up at night if you drink."

"I'll accompany you to the bathroom."

"Come on, how dangerous it is for me to go to the bathroom with you!"

Seeing Cen Qingyun's confident look, Xia Zhi finally felt relieved.

"Then I'm leaving." Xia Zhi stood up, carrying the bag of wrestlers by the way.

"Xia Zhi, come on for the game! I'll watch it!" Cen Qingxuan said loudly.

"I've drunk the mullet soup." Xia Zhi raised his chin.

Cen Qingyun's face immediately collapsed.

Back in the dormitory, Xia Zhi felt the confrontational atmosphere deliberately created by Chen Jiarun, which lasted until the lights were turned off at night.

Xia Zhi originally wanted to ask Chen Jiarun if he drank milk, but he didn't expect Chen Jiarun to sleep on the upper bunk with a cold face.

Thinking it was funny, Xia Zhi lay on the bed and said: "Brother Jiarun, have you ever thought that Ye Lin and I won't wake you up tomorrow if you treat me like this. If you miss the qualifying time, you will automatically abstain." gone."

Sure enough, Chen Jiarun moved on the upper bunk, but still held back his words.

Xia Zhi and Ye Lin could eat and sleep well, closing and opening their eyes was the morning light of the next day.

After the two got up, they glanced at each other very tacitly, and quietly went to brush their teeth and wash their faces. When everything was ready, they heard Chen Jiarun's mobile phone ringing for the third time when they returned to the dormitory.

Chen Jiarun grabbed the phone impatiently, and when he was about to throw it out, Xia Zhi still decided to remind him.

"Brother Jiarun, it's 08:30."

Chen Jiarun got up with a bang, brushing his teeth and washing his face was omitted, and he rushed directly to the cafeteria to have breakfast.

The much-anticipated medley 200-meter qualifying competition of the Q Swimming Team is finally about to start.

Luo Li, Chen Jiarun, Ye Lin, and freshman Xia Zhi are the elites in the swimming team of Q University.

After finishing their warm-up exercises, they stood on the starting platform.

On Luo Li's left is Ye Lin, and on the right is Chen Jiarun.

Xia Zhi was on the other side of Ye Lin.

As soon as Luo Li appeared on the stage, the aura was very strong.

Xia Zhi thought to himself, every time he participates in a competition, the one who can carry Luo Li's oppression by his aura is a strong man.

Wait, it should be said that the people who can be assigned to Luo Li's side in the swimming lane are already fighting butterflies in the butterfly stroke, and their auras are probably the same.

Luo Li's posture was not exaggerated, but she had a sense of majestic strength, but beside him, Ye Lin did not lose her color at all, and her restraint implied strength.

Geng Le squinted, looked at Lin Xiaotian, then at Zhao Xiong and the others.

Like some kind of tacit understanding, Lin Xiaotian said: "I still think Luo Boss is the first."

"No one can replace Boss Luo in medley, shouldn't we bet on who is second?" Geng Le said.

"Tsk tsk tsk... This is a difficult multiple-choice question. Who will come second, Brother Jiarun, Brother Lin, or Xia Zhi? It feels like anyone is possible!" Zhao Xiong looked deeply thinking, touching Touched his chin.

"Are you really thinking about this question? I think Xia Zhi can be ruled out first." Luo Mian said.

"Exclude Xia Zhi? Let me tell you, every time you underestimate Xia Zhi, you will die ugly."

"No matter how good Xia Zhi is, he is not a superman. He has only recently conducted intensive training in butterfly stroke and breaststroke. In these two alone, he is definitely inferior to Boss Luo and Jiarun."

"And Brother Jiarun's freestyle is not weak. In this way, Brother Jiarun should be able to beat Xia Zhi." Lin Xiaotian still agrees with Luo Mian's analysis.

"So the main point is, is the second brother Jiarun or Lin." Geng Le concluded, and then looked at the others, "Come on, come on, buy it and leave."

"I heard from my sophomore and junior team members that when I first joined the swimming team, Brother Lin competed in butterfly stroke with Boss Luo, and in breaststroke with Brother Jiarun. Brother Lin is also very capable in these two strokes. .Plus Brother Lin's freestyle..." After Luo Mian said this, the others followed suit and bought Ye Lin second.

"What do you think?" Geng Le looked at Lin Xiaotian, "Jiarun or Ye Lin?"

"I still believe in Brother Jiarun. Although he occasionally has a childish temper and is often late, he always has to be forced to complete training. But after practicing for so long in medley swimming, I don't believe he will be overtaken by Ye Lin. After all, Brother Lin I haven’t worked hard on butterfly and breaststroke for at least half a year.”

Geng Le looked at Lin Xiaotian's expression and smiled.Lin Xiaotian's answer is not an affirmation of Chen Jiarun, but also an affirmation of Geng Le.

Talent is important, but hard work is more important.It was also because of this that Geng Le was able to beat Ye Lin and Xia Zhi in the 800 meters.

With a "beep", the contestants entered the water.

At the start of the butterfly stroke, Luo Li was full of strength both in and out of the water, and next to her were Chen Jiarun and Ye Lin who followed closely, and Xia Zhi was not too far behind them.

Luo Li swam faster and faster. In terms of his strengths, he opened up a third of Ye Lin's position next to him, while Chen Jiarun was only a few tenths of a second behind Luo Li.

"As expected of Boss Luo personally supervised the butterfly stroke, brother Jiarun's butterfly stroke is so beautiful!"

"Brother Lin is also very powerful!"

Although the butterfly was lagging behind, Xia Zhi was slightly stronger in the backstroke, but the time to pull back was very weak, because the turn from backstroke to breaststroke was different from freestyle. Luo Li and Chen Jiarun used side rolls, switching strokes neatly and smoothly.

Xia Zhi used to practice "side flip" with Xia Yun, because he hadn't practiced it for a long time, and he picked it up when he was taught butterfly and breaststroke by Coach Mo and Coach Wang recently, although with his sense of balance in the water, it seems It's very smooth and there are no mistakes, but compared to Luo Li and Chen Jiarun who often practice switching between two swimming styles, it is still slower.

Once he entered breaststroke, Chen Jiarun showed extraordinary strength. He has a unique sense of rhythm in swimming, which is very smooth and continuous, and it is said...ahem, very sexy.

Luo Li did not lag behind in this swimming style, the two of them went hand in hand, first Ye Lin and Xia Zhi reached the wall of the pool, and began to switch swimming styles.

When Xia Zhi started swimming freestyle, Luo Li and Chen Jiarun were already half a body ahead of him.

Both Xia Zhi and Ye Lin turned on the freestyle full sprint mode, and the water splashed almost flew up to the ceiling. The teammates who were excited by the pool and thought they could not win the 200-meter medley were dumbfounded.

However, Luo Li and Chen Jiarun's freestyle were not weak, and they tried their best to maintain their advantage.

In the last ten meters, they all entered the breath-holding swim. The viciousness of the four people made people tremble with fear. They really didn't know who the winner was until the last moment.

"Hurry up--"

"Fuck...it's too powerful..."

Even though the butterfly stroke and breaststroke made Xia Zhi fall behind, the final freestyle stroke started with a terrific posture, only hearing splashes, Xia Zhi rushed forward as if desperate.

Chen Jiarun gritted his teeth, he didn't know how Xia Zhi and Ye Lin were swimming, he only had Luo Li in the swimming lane next to him in his heart.

It's even worse than Luo Li!Not so much!

The blood was about to explode from his throat, Chen Jiarun finally touched the wall of the pool.

The time gap between the four of them reaching the finish line was not that big, but Luo Li was undoubtedly the first.

Just who is the second?

"Brother Lin seems to be similar to Brother Jiarun."

"Xia Zhi is also very good. In the end, he managed to close the gap by freestyle. Awesome..."

"Don't you even look at our last four-school practice match, how fierce Xia Zhi's last shot was, his skills beat the crowd!"

Xia Zhi's head was buzzing, and his breathing was still not smooth.But being able to compete with Luo Li, Chen Jiarun, and Ye Lin in the pool is also a great joy in life.

Chen Jiarun's forehead was pressed against the wall of the pool, and he was very disturbed.

Luo Li raised the waterline, came to his side, and patted his shoulder lightly, but Chen Jiarun still frowned tightly, as if waiting for the verdict.

"How do you feel?" Ye Lin leaned against the pool wall and looked at Xia Zhi beside him.

Xia Zhi wiped away the water from his face, and said coldly: "You know I haven't swam past you, why are you so proud?"

Ye Lin smiled: "I just want to win you and make you look at me all the time. Even if there are really people who are better than me in this world, you have to win me first."

At this time, Coach Bai came to them and coughed.

"What do you guys think of the result?"

Xia Zhi patted the water directly: "I am fourth."

"Ah."

"Old Bai, just tell me who is the second." Ye Lin said with a smile.

Chen Jiarun frowned even tighter.

Bai Jingwen indicated with his eyes that it was Chen Jiarun, but even if he didn't speak, his expression was very bad.

Xia Zhi and Ye Lin looked at each other, remembering the expression Chen Jiarun made on them in the dormitory yesterday, he was really a "stinky fox".

Xia Zhi took off his swimming cap, filled it with water, and came to Chen Jiarun's side.

Luo Li stared coldly at Xia Zhi's raised hand, but Xia Zhi was unmoved, and directly hit Chen Jiarun's head with the ball he picked up with his swimming cap filled with water.

Chen Jiarun became angry all of a sudden: "Who! It's so boring——"

I saw Xia Zhi grabbing his swimming cap expressionlessly.

"Xia Zhi?" Before Chen Jiarun could react, the second swimming cap filled with water fell on his head again.

And this person is very despicable, he stretched out his hand and threw it over Luo Li's shoulder, Luo Li didn't expect it at all, and he didn't even have time to protect Chen Jiarun.

"Ye Lin!" When Luo Li turned her head, Ye Lin had already gone ashore with her swimming cap on.

These two people poured water on themselves, and Chen Jiarun suddenly understood: "I beat them both, right? I beat them, right?"

"Of course. How could you lose to them in the medley swimming you practiced for so long?"

"Brother Jiarun, God rewards hard work, keep working hard this afternoon." Xia Zhi also went ashore, standing on the shore and looking down at him.

Both Lin Xiaotian and Geng Le were yelling, "Brother Jiarun, go away! Xia Zhi still has the murder weapon!"

It was only then that Chen Jiarun realized that Xia Zhi's right hand was always behind him, so he must have filled his swimming cap with water.

On the side of his neck, who knew that Xia Zhi's target was not him, but Luo Li.

With a clatter, the swimming cap fell off, and it flipped onto Luo Li's face.

"Xia Zhi--"

Luo Li's deep roar sounded, and he took off his swimming cap, but before he could remember the glaring, the second swimming cap fell off again, turned over and stuck to his face again.

It's Ye Lin.

"You two are waiting to be slaughtered this afternoon!"

Chen Jiarun beside him suddenly burst out laughing.

"Ari... You also have today, hahaha! Hahahaha!"

Luo Li frowned, grabbed the swimming cap and filled it with water. Just as Chen Jiarun was about to run, Luo Li pulled him back with a jerk of his arm, and put the swimming cap on his head straight away.

The three coaches watched this scene speechlessly.

Lin Xiaotian and the others were dumbfounded. They never dreamed that one day Luoli would be like this... um...

"I have a hunch that in the 400-meter medley in the afternoon, we will suffer even worse." Ye Lin said with a smile, holding Xia Zhi's shoulder.

"I think it's fine." Xia Zhi replied.

"It's good to lose to both of them?"

"That's right, you and I win together if we want to win, and lose together if we want to lose. You are the wind and I am the sand, and you are the pig and I will kill."

"Okay, I'm your pig when I'm born, and I'm your braised pork when I die."

"cut."

So, in the afternoon, Ye Lin and Xia Zhi lost even more ugly than in the morning.

Chen Jiarun reached the finish line almost half a body ahead of Ye Lin and Xia Zhi.

At night, Chen Jiarun still knocked on Luo Li's door.

"What's the matter? After swimming for two rounds, I thought you would go to bed early."

Luo Li's voice was not loud, and after leaving the swimming pool, his whole body softened a lot.