A dolphin wants to tease me

Ye Lin took a step forward and put his neck on the blade of the sword. As long as Xia Zhi used more force, he would be able to cut Ye Lin's skin open, and bright red blood would flow down the blade.Search: \(¨¨¨¨¨) Watch fine literature for free

"What do you think, Your Majesty?"

Xia Zhi sneered, put away the sword, and then lightly patted Ye Lin's cheek with the blade of the sword.

"I asked Yang Neiguan, the bowl of sweet soup was white fungus and green plum soup prepared by the imperial dining room, and Yang Neiguan saw that I was upset, so he went to the imperial dining room to watch the imperial chef make it. The imperial chef had no chance to let it go. Things go in. As for Yang Neiguan, he has been in the palace for many years, even if he thinks you are favored, he will not be so stupid as to tamper with the emperor's diet for you. There is really a contingency, but it is too late for him when he is old If there is no insurance, there is no burial place for death, and it is not worth it.”

Xia Zhi clasped his sword, the tip of the sword touched the ground, and sat down. He looked up at Ye Lin with stubbornness and arrogance in his eyes.

Ye Lin smiled: "You have figured it out, so why worry about it?"

"Isn't it because your character is too bad?" Xia Zhi rolled his eyes at him.

"Aren't you afraid that I'll make a child and tie you up?" Ye Lin took the sword from Xia Zhi's hand and put it back into the scabbard.

"You still have to rely on children to tie me up? Then you give birth to one yourself? I thought about it for a long time. According to what I know about you, you must be unhappy when I summoned you for the first time. It's not as rushed as reunion after a long absence. Come up to hug you, and make you kneel for so long, you are not happy." Xia Zhi looked at Ye Lin with squinted eyes.

"When I came to this world, the first thing I thought of was where you were. I searched for you in various ways, and mentioned you in poems and paintings. I just wanted someone to tell me about you. Fortunately, you... became the emperor , with three thousand beauties in the harem."

Ye Lin smiled helplessly.

Xia Zhi suddenly understood: "Wait...you won't be admitted to the first prize, it's because of me, right?"

"Then why not? Someone recognized the person in my painting and said that he looks like the current emperor. Women can still enter the palace in the beauty pageant, so men can only be nominated into the temple by the gold list."

"You have other options."

"What choice?"

"Follow Neiguan Yang." Xia Zhi smiled with the corners of his lips curled up.

"Are you really willing?"

"As long as my face is not bad, I can't wait for it." Xia Zhi patted Ye Lin's cheek.

"Now, why don't you ask Concubine Chen Guifei what's going on with the child in her belly?"

"What else could it be? You don't even guess? Are you close?" Xia Zhi held his head and leaned back on the back of the chair, "Tell me, how can I go back... I haven't seen you for a long time. Swimming."

"Your Majesty sits in the world, is it not easy to build a swimming pool?"

"I am sitting on the world? How many people have sharpened their heads and wanted my life..."

"It's good that you understand." Ye Lin leaned over, leaning on Xia Zhi's shoulder very docilely.

"Yaofei." Xia Zhi wanted to laugh when he thought of what He Jinfeng said when he was drunk.

"Foolish gentleman."

"The demon concubine."

"Foolish gentleman."

"You're boring." Xia Zhi raised his hand to touch Ye Lin's hair, it feels really good, which can't be touched in modern times.

"Trouble." Ye Lin said with a sullen smile.

"The source of disaster? You, the demon concubine, are the source of disaster, right?"

"You brought me into trouble, isn't it a disaster?"

"Okay, okay, I will hurt you. May I ask Aiqing, what's the situation now?"

"Your Majesty, the situation is that you were greened?"

"Are you so interesting? If it's true that I've been cheated on, I've also watched the TV series, okay? Usually, Concubine Chen Gui and a group of palace officials are killed secretly, and then Concubine Chen's father, General Chen Hong, the Dragon and Tiger, is notified. He passed away from a serious illness, and he was conferred the title of imperial concubine or something to appease you. But you put Chen Guifei under house arrest, what do you want to do?"

"Bring out the child's own father." Ye Lin said with a smile.

"Are you bringing the child's own father out, or are you going to set yourself on fire?" Xia Zhi chuckled and raised Ye Lin's chin to ask.

"What if I really want to set myself on fire?"

"Then the more intense the burn, the better."

Xia Zhi bit Ye Lin's nose hard.

On the second night, it was said that King Ning and General Chen Hong of Dragon and Tiger led an army to attack the palace and surrounded Xia Zhi's bedroom.

There were killing sounds outside the hall gate, inside the hall Xia Zhi and Ye Lin were sitting opposite each other, playing backgammon.

In a panic, Yang Neiguan threw himself down in front of Xia Zhi and Ye Lin.

"Your Majesty! King Ning and Chen Hong have conspired against each other and have already attacked!"

Xia Zhi looked up at Ye Lin, he knew that Ye Lin never fought uncertain battles, so he should be prepared.

"It's your turn." Xia Zhi said.

Ye Lin smiled and played black chess.

Neiguan Yang and all the palace servants lowered their heads and trembled, only hearing the sound of fighting outside.

At the moment when the palace door was knocked open, Yang Neiguan hugged his head and shrank into the corner, while the others stayed far away from Xia Zhiye Lin.

"Mr. Hun, are you quite leisurely and elegant? Are you still playing chess?"

Wearing armor and holding a sharp knife, King Ning came to Xia Zhi.

Xia Zhi raised his eyes, looked at him, then looked at Chen Hong behind him, and said with a clear expression: "So, General Chen is not my father-in-law Taishan, but King Ning's father-in-law."

"Say—where's my daughter!"

Chen Hong pulled out the knife and directly smashed the chessboard between Xia Zhi and Ye Lin into pieces.

"Here it is."

Ye Lin stood up with a smile, grabbed a little maid by the neck, and dragged her to Chen Hong. It was Concubine Chen Gui.

It turned out that while Ye Lin pretended to put Chen Guifei under house arrest, he also pretended to be a court lady, and stayed by Xia Zhi's side all the time.

"Daddy—help me! Daddy help me!"

Chen Guifei stepped forward and wanted to throw herself into her father's arms, but Ye Lin grabbed her neck and pulled her back.

"You dare to touch my daughter! I want you to be smashed to pieces!" Chen Hong only had such a daughter, and she loved her so much.

Sending her into the palace is to make her a queen!

Who knew that the emperor spent less than three days working on her, and he never turned over his daughter's sign again, and he is not even pregnant.

"Let's put it this way, Old General Chen came here to be the head of the country, and to assist his own grandson to become emperor. Who knows that the sky is not beautiful, and His Majesty has not given half a drop of rain and dew, so you have beaten the doctrine to King Ning. body." Ye Lin asked with a smile.

"So what! If you want to blame it, blame this stupid king himself! Self-destruction of the Great Wall! When we attacked, how many guards resisted with all their strength? No one went out to ask for reinforcements!"

"Why are you talking so much nonsense! Kill this stupid king!" King Ning said loudly.

"Since you want my throne, why doesn't King Ning do it yourself, but give it to old general Chen? You have already made up your mind. When old general Chen cuts off my head, you will chop off his head, okay?" It is declared to the outside world that Concubine Chen Guifei has lost her personal morals, and that Chen Hong conspired against the rebellion for her own selfishness, and that if you killed the rebel general Chen Hong, you can justifiably ascend the throne. Isn't that right?"

Xia Zhi asked unhurriedly.

"Old General Chen! Don't listen to this fool! He just wants to drive a wedge between you and me! I promised that if I become emperor, I will treat Chen Guifei kindly! I will also make arrangements for her to become the empress!"

Seeing that Chen Hong hesitated, King Ning persuaded him anxiously.

"Flying birds do their best to hide their bows, but cunning rabbits die and run dogs. If I die, would King Ning feel more at ease getting rid of you as an insider? Or would it be more at ease to keep your life?" Xia Zhi asked again.

Chen Hong hesitated even more, and King Ning couldn't wait any longer, so he raised his sword and stabbed at Xia Zhi.

"Fun Lord—suffer to die!"

Xia Zhi is helpless, do you have any other lines?

King Ning's sword fell before it touched Xia Zhi.

He lowered his head slowly, looking at the sharp sword piercing his chest, blood was dripping down.

He turned around slowly, and found that it was Chen Hong's lieutenant Huang Cheng!

"you you……"

This Huang Cheng is the fiancé of Xu Shangshu's daughter!King Ning and Chen Hong trusted him because his fiancée was taken away by the faint king, and even Xu Shangshu was sent to a place of bitter cold.

Huang Cheng withdrew his sword and stood in front of Xia Zhi.

At this time, the sound of fighting came from outside the hall again, thousands of guards rushed in and surrounded Chen Hong.

"Old General Chen, please put down your sword! You will eventually intercede with His Majesty, and you will never destroy the Chen family! But if Old General Chen is obsessed with obsession, don't blame Huang Cheng for not remembering the old love!"

"You...you...you don't even want to repay the hatred of taking your wife? What good did this stupid king do to you!"

"A few days ago, Lord Ye specially came to pay a secret visit to the last general to inform His Majesty of your painstaking efforts. Your Majesty has long seen that you, General Chen, have two intentions. On the day of rebellion, you will definitely pull me into the water and limit me to injustice! If I don't promise you , you will definitely threaten the lives of my fiancée Miss Xu and Xu Shangshu, so His Majesty pretended to have a crush on Miss Xu and locked her in the cold palace in name, but in fact it was to protect her! Even Xu Shangshu was safe! Living in a house on the outskirts of the city, he was never exiled to the bitter cold land of Mobei!"

"You..." Chen Hong was speechless for a moment.

"Not only that, His Majesty also ordered Master Ye to bring a tiger talisman to the last general, so that he can mobilize the patrol battalion outside the capital! How can Huang Cheng live up to such a heavy trust! Only Yongquan will repay it!"

Chen Hong swayed back and took two steps back, pointed at Xia Zhi with her sword, and laughed loudly.

"It turns out...it turns out that this is His Majesty's plan to catch a turtle in a vat! It's the humble minister who underestimated His Majesty!"

The next moment, Chen Hong raised his sword and wiped his neck!

Xia Zhi's face was stern, but he was muttering in his heart: Isn't it?This is the end?Don't have a few lines from the emperor?

Ye Lin was the first to kneel down and bowed down: "Your Majesty is wise and brave! Three years without making a show, one blockbuster! Three years without flying, one soaring to the sky! Think carefully, and wipe out the rebellious party! The merits will last forever!"

This rainbow fart is about to blow out of the earth and fly towards the sun!

In the early morning of the next day, Xia Zhi sat down in the Golden Luan Hall, and all civil and military officials convincingly said "Long live, long live, long live", Xia Zhi somehow changed from a faint king to a wise king.

There is no need to pay for this cleansing.

"That... if there is something to play, nothing to retreat!"

"My minister has something to play—" Ye Lin came out.

"Play it! Play it!"

Xia Zhi thought to himself, can't this guy just stop for two days?Just learn from other people's "His Majesty's Holy Spirit"?

"Reporting to Your Majesty, in terms of merit and deed, it should be a marriage between General Huang and Miss Xu! Xu Shangshu should also be reinstated."

"Precise play."

"Your Majesty. You used one draft every three months before to deceive the traitors and thieves. Now that the traitors have been executed, your majesty's harem beauties..."

Xia Zhi raised the corners of his mouth and made a fuss for a long time, this is Ye Lin's real purpose, right?

Anyway, he, the emperor, didn't want to be in charge.Just let Ye Lin think about it!

"There are too many people in the harem. First, it wastes the national treasury. Second, it also delays the lifelong happiness of these good women. I will allow them to leave the palace and go home. Ye Aiqing will arrange the specific reasons."

"Long live my emperor! Long live!"

You can pull it down, I'm going to live forever?It's not the tortoise bastard!

Ye Lin moved very quickly, within half a month, the entire harem seemed to be empty.

Xia Zhi sat alone in the bedroom.They all felt too quiet.

Only Ye Lin came to his side and leaned on his shoulder: "Your Majesty, do you blame the minister for leaving your harem empty?"

"How could it be? I have drawn up an imperial decree, and tomorrow I will designate Aiqing as empress. In this harem, Aiqing can do whatever she likes!"

"Your Majesty...the Queen's servant is no longer in the position, but the prime minister wants to retire and return to his hometown. I feel that this position is quite suitable for me."

"Are you still shameless?"

"What do I want my face for? I just want you!"

So, after coming to this world, Xia Zhi slept peacefully on the first day.

When I woke up, I found that I was being hugged tightly, and the bed shook as if it was about to fall apart immediately with a slight movement.

Whoa!

Why did he go back to the dormitory again?

As soon as Xia Zhi turned around, he saw Ye Linjun's straight and lazy face, and immediately grabbed him into a chicken coop.

"Xia Zhi... what are you doing?"

"I had a dream!" Xia Zhi thought to himself, did he come back or did he wake up from the dream?

"What dream..." Ye Lin thrust his head into Xia Zhi's arms, and hugged him even tighter.

"I dreamed that you ate something you shouldn't eat..."

"Diarrhea?" Ye Lin rubbed Xia Zhi with the tip of his nose.

"It's pregnant. Mine."

Xia Zhi pointed to himself.

Who knew Ye Lin laughed out loud.

"How is it possible! If there is a pregnancy, it is you who have it."

He put one hand on Xia Zhi's chest and looked at him with a smile.

The handsome brows and eyes are lazy and there is a hint of romantic charm, which is really a disaster for a blue face.

"He Jinfeng is right, you are a demon concubine!"

"No, I must be the kind of prime minister who deserves to enjoy the imperial temple in ancient times."

"Prime Minister? Are you self-proclaimed!"

"Then if you become the emperor, will you let me be the prime minister?"

"What are you dreaming about! If I become the emperor, the first thing I will do is to appoint you as the head of the palace!"

"Hahaha, this is also good! Stay with His Majesty, turn day and night upside down..."

"Stop, stop, stop! You can't think of me!"

"Then I want to be different? For example, you are a general and I am an emperor, and you have sacrificed thousands of miles for me..."

"I will continue to sleep, you can play by yourself." gd1806102