I, Yuelao, quit!

Lu Yue watched Xiaoyue's dull hair stand up a little bit nervously, and repeated it softly.

"Director Lu?"

Su Yun held the notebook and said embarrassedly.

"That's... the head of your prison and punishment department."

The Department of Prison and Punishment is already the most mysterious department among the hundreds of departments in the Heavenly Court.

As for the degree of mystery of the personnel in the Prison and Punishment Department, their director is undoubtedly the first.

The fairies only know that his surname is Lu, and he raises the only out-of-print dragon left in the world. When he draws his sword, the whole heaven will shake three times. He has been single for 2000 years. fairy.

Besides, I don't even know what his name is or what he looks like.

This Director Lu would sit indifferently next to the head of the Heavenly Court only when the whole Heavenly Court was happily hosting a peach feast, without saying a single line during the whole process.

This can be regarded as showing his face, for all the fairies to admire his temperament.

As soon as the banquet was over, Director Lu must have been the first to disappear when Chief Tian said that all the officials could leave.

Su Yun felt that if he wanted to find someone from the Prison and Punishment Department, there was still hope for him to squat at the door of the Prison and Punishment Department for three months.

But if you want to find Director Lu, you may not be able to meet him face to face even if you squat for 1000 years.

Su Yun lowered his head in frustration

"...I can only see your director once a year."

There is also a sea of ​​flat peach feasts that are hundreds of thousands of miles away.

He thought, even if he was lucky enough to squeeze through the densely packed crowd, he might not have the courage to speak under Director Lu's indifferent gaze.

It was also the first time that Lu Yue was asked to sign 'in person'.

He knew that there were many little immortals who worshiped the directors of such divisions as Yuelao Division, Jucai Division, and Zhangming Division, and they even asked for autographs like chasing stars in the world.

But most of the people who 'intersect' with the prison and punishment department are those who have committed crimes, and all the immortals avoid the prison and punishment department who is in charge of punishment, so it can't be said that they take the initiative to provoke them.

Lu Yue lowered his eyes to look at the book tightly held by Xiao Yuelao, "Why?"

Su Yun racked his brains and blew rainbow farts.

"Because Director Lu is the strongest in the whole heaven, no one can beat the long sword after it is unsheathed, and..."

Director Lu is too mysterious. Everyone doesn't know what his face is like, how old he is, where he lives, how many acres of fields and cows he has.

He doesn't even have rainbow fart material.

Su Yun got stuck on the word 'return' for a long time before bowing his head and muttering.

"...and saved my life."

He lowered his eyes sadly, "That's why I have always admired Director Lu, and I really wanted to enter the Prison and Punishment Department, but it's a pity..."

It's a pity that the Prison and Punishment Department hasn't recruited new people for a whole hundred years.

He watched the Tianting Baisi job fair every year, and waited hard for 50 years, but he still didn't wait for the day when the Prison and Punishment Division reopened to recruit new recruits.

In the end, he sadly compromised with the reality of his untimely birth, and picked up his small luggage and went to Yuelaosi to report.

Lu Yue was a little surprised, but he really couldn't remember when he saved this dull little Yuelao.

It shouldn't be, Xiaoyue is so stupid, he should have an impression after saving her.

"So, can you ask Director Lu to help me get an autograph from Director Lu? If I have a signature, I will have no regrets in this life!"

Su Yun blinked, the hair on his head shook slightly, and he stretched out his small notebook pitifully.

A corner of the small book touched Lu Yue's waist, Lu Yue looked at Su Yun fixedly, the two looked at each other for a long time, and he finally agreed.

"it is good."

Anyway, it is also a matter of receiving the notebook with the left hand and signing with the right hand.

Su Yun's eyes lit up suddenly, his mouth raised uncontrollably, and the cute dimples dotted his face, making people want to poke them lightly.

He said eagerly.

"...Then can you ask him to draw a sword by the way?"

Passing the small book forward again, Su Yun smiled flatteringly at Lu Yue, his eyelashes fluttering back and forth like a small fan.

Although Lu Yue really wanted to reject him indifferently, and told him the fact that 'Director Lu can't draw'.

But he was stared at by Su Yun's hopeful eyes, so he couldn't say a word 'no' no matter what.

Lu Yue turned his face away, nodded slightly, and agreed to Xiao Yuelao's unreasonable request.

Su Yun finally blushed and asked cheekily.

"...Then can I ask Director Lu to sign 'Gift to Su Yun' again?"

The obtuse angle of the small book kept poking at his waist, Lu Yue sighed in his heart, and nodded slightly again.

never mind.

Things that take a few extra seconds.

Su Yun asked again hesitantly, "Will Director Lu find me annoying when he signs?"

"will not."

After all, he was already annoyed when he promised you this matter.

"Really?!"

"real."

Su Yun's dumb hair stood up suddenly because he was too excited, and he almost cried with joy.

"That's good! Thank you, Lu Yue!!"

Lu Yue even felt that Xiaoyue was going to lose her mind and fly up to her, and kissed herself several times fiercely on her body.

However, Su Yun just restrained... and ran around the house three times like having fun.

Forced to remain silent, Xiaolong finally couldn't help but opened his mouth, revealing his sharp fangs, and bit Lu Yue hard.

It questioned Lu Yue from the bottom of its heart, "Lu Yue, do you still remember when you told me your name!"

Lu Yue took the troubled little dragon out of his clothes, and responded to him from the bottom of his heart, "Did I say that?"

"It took you almost 100 years to remember to tell me your surname is Lu Mingyue, and this little Yuelao, you told him your own name as soon as you met him!"

Xiaolong was so angry that he waved his paws on Lu Yue's hand indiscriminately, but when Lu Yue was about to let go, he clasped Lu Yue's fingers tightly with a scream.

"Lu Yue, let go of me! I'm going to run away from home today to raise other dogs! ... Hey, wait! Lu Yue, you really let go, I was wrong, I was wrong..."

Su Yun could only see a "lively" little animal brought out by Lu Yue from his clothes, but he couldn't hear it speak.

He watched Xiaolong first show his teeth and claws to Lu Yue in the air, but when Lu Yue was about to let go, he clapped and shivered on his finger, fearing that he would be thrown into the corner.

Su Yun looked curiously at the little dragon from afar, and saw a pair of finely carved and sharp horns growing on its head, and used these horns to pierce small holes in Lu Yue's body from time to time in retaliation.

The four claws were extremely sharp at first glance, and their grip was also strong. After shaking back and forth on Lu Yue's fingers for a long time, they didn't fall off.

Su Yun searched for creatures similar to Xiaolong in the strange creature library in his mind for a long time, and finally came to an astonishing conclusion——

This is a mutated lizard.

Su Yun really didn't dare to think in the direction of the dragon.

Now, apart from Director Lu's living fire-breathing dragon, there is not even a fossil of a dragon egg anywhere else.

Su Yun opened his mouth after deliberation, "Lu Yue, is this the lizard you raised?"

The little dragon hanging on Lu Yue's finger stopped struggling instantly, and his claws loosened due to extreme shock and anger.

It slapped and fell to the ground in disgrace, lying dead on the ground in a 'big character' shape for a long time.

...a lizard lizard? !

It, the whole heaven is also the only surviving super rare and protected animal dragon in the whole world, and it was mistaken for a lizard? !

When it was picked up by Lu Yue for the first time, Lu Yue immediately decided that it was a poop-yellow lizard, so why did this little Yue Lao smear its noble background like this!

Xiaolong was so angry that he almost fainted, and a few sparks flashed out from the tip of his tail, almost igniting the carpet on the ground.

An imperceptible smile flashed across Lu Yue's eyes. He bent down, pinched Xiaolong's left paw, and picked it up.

Xiaolong thought about it for a while and was so angry that he lied to the corpse. He bared his sharp dragon teeth and sprayed fireballs at Su Yun non-stop without any deterrent effect.

With a puff, a small round fireball the size of a raindrop spit out from Xiaolong's mouth, and flew towards Su Yun slowly.

Su Yun subconsciously fanned it lightly with his hands, and the breeze blew across the room, and the small fireball fit the occasion... and went out.

Xiaolong was dumbfounded: "..."

No, when it was in its original form, it spit out a fireball that could start a prairie fire for thousands of miles!

It was so angry that its whole body was bursting with sparks, spitting small fireballs at Su Yun crazily.

Su Yun asked suspiciously while fanning the wind with his hand.

"This lizard is a bit irritable, Lu Yue, isn't it hot for you to hold it?"

Lu Yue felt that it was time for him to put this irritable dragon in the refrigerator to calm down.

"Not hot."

Su Yun stared at the little dragon that was about to spontaneously ignite into a lighter.

"Can this lizard adjust its temperature? Maybe we can use it to have a hot pot?"

Xiaolong slapped Lu Yue's outstretched hand away, and roared angrily.

"What are you going to do to me! Let go of your dog paws, don't dragons have dragon power?!"

It's a pity that Su Yun couldn't hear Xiaolong's words at all, he could only see Xiaolong's mouth opening and closing, and didn't know what it was going to say.

Xiaolong dangerously felt that Xiaoyue Lao was staring at it more and more eagerly and crazy.

Like staring at a free gas stove.

With the last bit of strength, it slapped itself in front of Xiaoyuelao.

"Keep your eyes open! Look at my shiny golden scales! Look at my terrifyingly shaped horns!..."

Su Yun saw Xiaolong more clearly, he said hesitantly.

"A poop-yellow lizard? Is the horn crooked? Why do you feel that the two sides are asymmetrical?"

With a plop, Xiaolong fell to the ground helplessly.

It passed out completely.

Farewell, this world, it needs to go to a place where it can be treated with the respect it deserves.

Su Yun asked blankly, "What happened to it? Why didn't it move suddenly?"

Lu Yue picked up Xiaolong who was so angry that he was unconscious, and stuffed it into his pocket, "I'm overjoyed."

Su Yun bit her lower lip, as if she had finally made up her mind, she turned around and took out a small white porcelain bottle from her luggage.

"By the way, Lu Yue, if Director Lu is willing to accept the wound medicine... Please help me pass this bottle of medicine to him."

He spoke nervously and rapidly, his voice getting weaker and weaker.

"...I heard that Director Lu was accidentally seriously injured in the battle to kill the 'Prince' in the Heavenly Court a hundred years ago, and the injury has not been healed, so I began to pay attention to whether there is any good wound medicine."

"Although I know that Director Lu definitely does not lack expensive wound medicine, it's just that this medicine has been researched by my mother for a long time. It heals the wound very quickly and will not leave scars at all... I also asked my mother for a long time before I got it. .”

He held the small porcelain bottle in both hands cherishingly, "I just hope it can have a little curative effect on Director Lu's injury."

Lu Yue stared at Xiaoyue for a long time, and finally said softly.

"Thank you, I've made up my mind."

It was getting late, and Lu Yue had to return to his normal identity and return to the company to work overtime to deal with the things he hadn't finished due to his temporary absence from work.

The assistant has frantically called him several times, but all the replies are 'the number you dialed is not in the service area'.

A few hours after Mr. Lu disappeared from the world, the assistant almost thought that his boss had been kidnapped to some shitty wilderness, so he was about to call the police for help.

Lu Yue calmly glanced at the message sent to him by his assistant, "Mr. Lu, how are you?" 'Information, looked up and said to Xiao Yuelao.

"I am leaving."

Half of Su Yun's body was buried in the small luggage. Hearing this sentence, he pulled out his body with difficulty, with a few strands of red string on his head, and his face was flushed.

"Are you leaving now? Be careful."

"What are you doing?"

"I'm going to work tomorrow. I'm going to lead a red line for someone. I'm getting ready for work now. Look—"

Xiaoyue quickly took out a lot of messy things from the bag.

"—Hand-knit a sweater with red thread, put it on that person and his partner, not to mention this lifetime, eight lifetimes will be locked together."

"—Tempered red thread shackles, handcuffed to the hands of the two, and from then on, the two will hold hands and walk together for the rest of their lives, sweet to the end of the world."

"——Love at first sight, boiled water, just a simple drop, in the eyes of a lover, you are the most beautiful boy, the most beautiful girl in the whole street."

"There is also this reconciliation cake that is so heavenly that it will not die, the memory steamed bun that clearly remembers all important anniversaries with one click, the fresh mouthwash that can make people know that the partner is angry and sincerely admits their mistakes, etc... "

Su Yun showed his head from behind a mountain-like pile of things, he tilted his head, and his smile was full of confidence.

"These are the latest products of the 'Lover's Marriage Series' developed by the Yuelao Division's scientific research department. With these products, I will definitely be able to draw him a red line!"

Lu Yue paused when he replied to the text message, "..."