I, Yuelao, quit!

【1】Xiaoyuelao who thinks she has concealed it well

In the early morning of an ordinary day, before the cactus alarm clock began to spurt like a machine gun, Lu Yue, who was sleeping soundly, suddenly felt that Xiaoyue Lao who was in his arms carefully turned over and faced him.

Elder Xiaoyue cautiously raised her head, called 'A Yue' softly a few times, and seeing that he didn't respond, she raised her head and pecked his lips like a dragonfly.

Carefully breaking away his hand again, tiptoely got out of bed.

Seeing Xiaoyuelao leave the bedroom completely, Lu Yue turned to look at the cactus alarm clock on the bedside table——

It was just six o'clock, and the sky was slightly bright.

Usually, Xiaoyue Lao usually gets up late at 08:30, and usually stays in his arms and does not want to open his eyes.

If I had urged him to get up a few minutes earlier, he would have arched his fluffy head against his chest, closed his eyes, and hummed coquettishly.

How could Xiaoyue be so abnormal today?

A few minutes later, Lu Yue also got up quietly, and as soon as he left the room, he saw Xiao Yun staring at the hard dough in a daze.

He crossed his arms, stared at the dough solemnly like looking at a time bomb, and carefully added some water into it, counting the amount.

The dough became limp again and slumped on the chopping board like a ball of mud.

Su Yun frowned, and unwillingly added a large handful of flour to it, and continued to knead vigorously.

The dough lived up to expectations and returned to its original shape-hard as a rock.

Su Yun was so angry that he hit the dough with his fist.

The dough collapsed under the imprint of a fist and remained motionless in place.

Lu Yue thought that Xiaoyun just got up early to cook on a whim, and wanted to give himself a surprise, shook his head with a broken smile, and planned to go back to the room and pretend to be asleep.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he turned around, there was a crackling sound of 'fighting' in the kitchen.

He hastily turned his head worriedly, and found that Xiaoyun had used the Wenyuan stick as a rolling pin, and his eyes were flaming as he fought with the piece of 'stone dough'.

He was still muttering, "I don't believe I can't even make a bowl of noodles! Look at my softening skills!"

The misaligned white light was scurrying around in the kitchen, and the dough was finally touched by his love and softened.

Lu Yue: "..."

Sure enough, Xiaoyun didn't fit in with the kitchen, and every time he cooks, he tosses like he wants to blow up the kitchen.

Lu Yue looked helplessly at the busy figure in the kitchen, his eyes were gentle and doting.

It doesn't matter, even if this kitchen is blown up, he can build a few more kitchens for Xiaoyun, and let him mess around as he pleases.

【2】Longevity noodles made by Xiaoyun, even kneeling to eat

Ever since he inadvertently learned of Lu Yue's birthday, Su Yun has made every effort to give Lu Yue an unforgettable birthday.

The first is to get up early and make a bowl of delicious longevity noodles.

Due to the urgency of time, Su Yun had just carefully observed the general process at the director's mother, and then made a page of dense notes, after buying the cooking instruction book.

Then, roll up your sleeves and go into battle with gusto.

However, the practice and the imagination in my mind seem to be a bit different.

In his imagination, the long-lived noodles in a delicate celadon bowl should be steaming with hot mist, strips of beautifully colored noodles lying neatly in the delicious thick soup, and fried poached eggs half-buried on both sides. In the noodles, tender white scallions float on the soup.

The fragrance will float all the way from the kitchen to the bedroom, which is very exciting.

But what kind of shit did he make.

With a distorted expression, Su Yun looked at the noodles of uneven length and thickness, the poached eggs that were burnt on both sides, and the green onions that were cut in a mess without any sense of beauty, and fell into painful contemplation.

He dipped some soup with his chopsticks and tasted it.

So salty.

...How about making a new bowl while Lu Yue is still awake?

No, what time is it now?

He suddenly looked up at the time, only to realize that it was almost 08:30, he hurried back to the bedroom, and quietly slipped into Lu Yue's arms again.

Pretending to be asleep, Lu Yue stretched out his hand unconsciously, put his hand on Su Yun's waist, and stroked Su Yun's back.

Su Yun rested his head on Lu Yue's chest, his little heart was still beating wildly.

...Wait, do you want to bring out that bowl of longevity noodles to Lu Yue?

But this seems to be suspected of murdering her husband on his birthday.

Su Yun closed his eyes and fell into a deep entanglement.

Until he felt a hand get into his loose jacket restlessly, and a hoarse voice came from above his head.

"Xiaoyun, are you awake?"

Su Yun pretended to be asleep without moving, but hugged Lu Yue's waist even tighter.

He is waiting for the cactus alarm clock to go off.

The minute hand ticked to 30 minutes, and the cactus alarm clock finally rang in time.

It’s just that it’s no longer the previous ‘Tianting Center’s land price is [-] yuan, and there are millions of clouds for thousands of miles. Why do you sleep and get up and work! ', and replaced it with a song specially recorded by Su Yun.

"A Yue wishes you a happy birthday! I wish you a happy birthday!..."

Su Yun's crisp voice with some milk sounds rang in his ears, Lu Yue was still lowering his head and kissing Su Yun's fair neck, rarely stunned.

……Birthday?

He has not had the concept of a birthday for a long time.

His parents are so busy every day that they are so busy that they are rarely at home except to guide him in spiritual practice, let alone celebrate his so-called birthday.

The birthday presents I occasionally receive are boring things such as ancient spiritual books.

His younger brother Lu Bugui would bring him some 'surprises', such as challenging him with spiritual skills, saying that as long as he wins, he will give him a new sword.

Therefore, birthday has never had any special meaning to him.

As time went by and the affairs of the Prison Division became more and more onerous, he gradually forgot about this unimportant day.

When Xiaoyun asked him, he thought for a long time, but couldn't recall it, so he told Xiaoyun that the birthday is not important, but the wedding anniversary when they are together.

... Unexpectedly, Xiao Yun would still hold this matter firmly on the tip of his heart.

After a long time, the tips of their noses touched, Lu Yue slowly rubbed Su Yun's head, and asked in a hoarse voice.

"How do you know, I forgot myself..."

Su Yun's eyes were slightly bent, sweet little dimples adorned the corners of his raised mouth, he wrapped his arms around Lu Yue's neck, and said with a little complacency.

"I dug out the silver bracelet you wore when you were a child from the utility room, and your date of birth was engraved on it."

When he heard that Su Yun knew his year of birth, Lu Yue froze and spoke in a low voice after a long while.

"Xiao Yun, do you think I'm old?"

Su Yun traced Lu Yue's brow bone back and forth with his fingertips, and was about to sink into his deep eyes, and said solemnly.

"see your performance."

Lu Yue squinted his eyes, and was about to turn over for an intense morning exercise that benefited the couple's feelings, Su Yun was so frightened that he quickly stopped Director Lu who was in heat again.

"Eat longevity noodles first!"

Lu Yue laughed, lowered his head and kissed Su Yun's forehead, and walked out of the bedroom with him in his arms.

"it is good."

When bringing the bowl of longevity noodles to the table, Su Yun felt very guilty.

He put his hands behind his back, hesitatingly said.

"It's the first time I've come down, well...it seems a little salty, and the noodles are not rolled well."

Xiaolong also sat at the dining table, hesitantly looking at the unknown food in front of him.

After eating, can the last dragon in the Heavenly Court still be alive and well?

Lu Yue picked up a chopstick noodle indifferently, brought it to his mouth, and tasted it carefully.

... Well, it is indeed a bit too salty.

Su Yun caught the slight twist on Lu Yue's face, and when he wanted to snatch the face from his hand guiltily, Lu Yue showed a contented and doting smile.

"Xiao Yun, it's delicious."

Watching Director Lu eat half a bowl without changing his expression, Xiaolong also took a sip in doubt.

As soon as the noodles were in the mouth, the salty taste that rushed straight into the throat completely paralyzed its sense of taste.

Xiaolong had only heard of being hot and crying before, but he had never heard of salty crying.

Now it is full of tears, turning its head to look at Lu Yue who is not afraid of death and is still slowly tasting longevity noodles.

A strong smile was seen on his face.

Truly a ruthless man.

In order to make Xiaoyue happy, he would not hesitate to give up his sense of taste.

Lu Yue glanced at Xiaolong, "Isn't it delicious?"

Receiving the cold warning gaze, Xiaolong had no choice but to bury his head in the soup bowl again, and his salty tears fell into the soup that was saltier than tears.

"...delicious."

After getting married, Director Lu really has less and less status in the family.

Can't even tell the truth.

Su Yun stared at Lu Yue intently, and he blinked embarrassedly.

"It's good to eat."

After taking the last sip of soup, Lu Yue wiped his mouth gracefully under Xiaolong's shocked gaze.

"I really like it, Xiao Yun has worked hard."

Xiaolong murmured, "Director Lu wishes you a happy life every year, a bright future every year, and a long life..."

After eating this bowl of 'Longevity Noodles', I don't know if Director Lu can survive till the next day of his birthday.

Moreover, Director Lu actually drank all the soup, what a werewolf.

A little more ruthless than a ruthless person.

Su Yun was too nervous about Lu Yue's reaction just now, but his face didn't move at all. When he was about to try to take a bite——

Lu Yue stood up, and an inconspicuous white light flew out from his fingertips, directly knocking down Su Yun's chopsticks.

Su Yun thought it was because he didn't hold the chopsticks firmly, so he picked up the chopsticks strangely, and went to the kitchen to get another pair.

When he came back again, he saw a messy table full of soup and a guilty Lu Yue beside him.

Lu Yue pretended to be guilty and whispered, "Xiao Yun, I accidentally knocked over the soup bowl."

Su Yun cleaned up the table and comforted Lu Yue.

"It's okay, I just go and buy something to eat."

Xiaolong pawed at the noodles without saying a word, and took a sip of the bitter soup coldly.

Director Lu is really well-intentioned.

In order to avoid Xiaoyuelao's suspicion and unhappiness, he actually overturned Xiaoyuelao's soup bowl.

And what about it?

What did it do wrong? ?Why didn't anyone come to help it finish the bowl of noodles? ? ?

Xiaolong understood.

Its real breakfast is not this bowl of noodles, but sweet dog food.

Lu Yue calmly took a sip of water to moisten his sore throat, and then coaxed Xiao Yuelao who had lost his breakfast.

"I'll come back to cook for Xiao Yun at night, okay?"

Su Yun shook his head firmly, "A Yue, it's your birthday today, how can you cook by yourself?"

Although Lu Yue took care of all three meals at home in the past.

Lu Yue lowered his head and kissed Su Yun's closed eyelids that trembled slightly.

"I'm afraid Xiaoyun you will get hurt, be good."

Xiaolong numbly watched the two hug each other in front of it, not treating it as a living thing at all.

Shouldn't Heavenly Court consider setting up a 'Spiritual Pet Protection Department' to protect their legitimate rights and interests?

Who can resist this kind of dog food?

【3】

Because the two procrastinated before parting ways, Su Yun got off Wanliyun and was already 10 minutes late when he arrived at Yuelaosi.

Qin Wuyuan stood guard at the gate of Yuelaosi, when he saw Lu Yue who was sending Su Yun to work, he said respectfully.

"Director, I wish you a happy birthday."

"Did you know it from Xiaoyun?"

"Yes, Director, this is an isolated sword manual, I hope you can accept it."

He half-kneeled on the ground, and handed over a sword manual with both hands, Lu Yue took it, nodded and said.

"Thank you."

Qin Wuyuan glanced lightly at Su Yun who was next to him who was trying to escape punishment, and said sternly and coldly.

"Late for work, one hundred spirit stones will be deducted."

The dull hair on Su Yun's head immediately fell down limply, and he drooped his head.

"Yes, Director."

While calmly flirting with Qin Wuyuan, Lu Yue comforted the frustrated Xiao Yuelao.

"I'll go back and make it up for you."

Su Yun pushed and shoved Lu Yue, "A Yue, I'm going to work, you should also go to the Department of Prison and Punishment."

After finishing speaking, he stood on tiptoe, kissed Lu Yue quickly, then turned around and ran into Yue Laosi.

Qin Wuyuan was flipping through the marriage book by himself, treating himself as blind, watching his nose and nose and heart.

Lu Yue stared at Su Yun's retreating back, and after a long time, he waved his sleeves and teleported back to the Department of Prison and Punishment.

……

As soon as he stepped into the Prison and Punishment Division, Lu Yue clearly felt that the atmosphere in the Division was different from usual.

The officers in masks and black clothes stood solemnly in a row, like children in kindergarten, and sang a birthday song to Lu Yue in unison.

Deputy Director Chen stood in front of him, directing the chorus solemnly.

But it was obvious that the people in the Prison and Punishment Department did not have the talent for singing in chorus. Not only were their voices uneven, but there were always a few discordant and abrupt out-of-tune sounds.

After the song was sung, the Department of Prison and Punishment was strangely quiet for a minute. No one from Lu Yue to the members of the department spoke.

There was no sound, a dead silence.

After all, the grand occasion of a group of iron-blooded men singing the birthday song expressionlessly is not only hard to move, but also has a chilling feeling on the back.

Looking at this strange scene, Lu Yue took the lead in breaking the silence.

"Thank you."

Then he asked, "Who taught you to do this?"

Deputy Director Chen thought that Lu Yue was angry because they didn't have a job, so he quickly threw out the life-saving talisman 'Su Yun'.

"...madam taught it."

Lu Yue nodded, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly, and his mood obviously improved a bit.

No wonder Xiaoyun has been secretly whispering to Deputy Director Chen for the past few days. It turned out that he was planning a birthday surprise for him.

He walked into the director's room and gave a light order.

"Everyone has worked hard. This month, everyone will get an extra thousand spirit stones, which will be deducted from my account."

"Thank you Director!!"

This time the voice was obviously a little more uniform and louder.

When the birthday song was sung to the director just now, everyone was on tenterhooks.

I'm afraid that the director will think that they are not doing their job properly and deduct their wages.

As soon as the door was pushed open, a ball of fluffy red thread fell from the top of his head, looped around his wrist domineeringly, grabbed his hand, and wanted to take him to a special place.

Lu Yue remained motionless, turned his head and glanced at Deputy Director Chen.

The cold sweat on Deputy Director Chen's forehead fell off at once, and he quickly presented the gold medal of 'Su Yun' to avoid death.

"Madam put it in the room, and he told us not to tell you."

Seeing that the red thread couldn't be pulled, Lu Yue was still a little anxious, so he pulled it a few more times, Lu Yue raised his eyebrows slightly, and followed the red thread into the room.

The room was full of presents, big and small, and the red thread led him to the table, and sympathetically helped him untie the first gift on the table.

Inside was a blank piece of paper and a marriage flower that had not yet bloomed.

The serial number 1 is marked on the white paper, and two simple stick figures look at each other on the white paper, with innocent marriage flowers under their legs.

There is a paragraph next to it.

[The first day I saw A Yue was also the first day A Yue pretended not to see me, a marriage flower bloomed because of the bond between me and A Yue]

Lu Yue rubbed the rough picture with his fingertips, the corners of his mouth curled up, and he shook his head helplessly with a smile in his eyes.

Hong Xian disliked Lu Yue's gazing at the painting all the time, and pulled him hard, pulling him to the second gift.

Unsurprisingly, there are Xiaoyun's stick figure stick figures and a traffic safety manual inside.

The stickman ran wildly, chasing the little broken car in front of him without love.

[On the second day after seeing A Yue, I was also trying my best to lead the red line for A Yue, but my biggest wish is that A Yue can slow down to 30km/h, so that I can catch up with the one who can run faster than the gods car]

The third gift was a chunky red thread sweater.

The little stickman pinched the measuring stick tremblingly, and measured his body for the realistic frozen big ice cube.

【How did A Yue manage to remain expressionless and indifferent the whole time I was tailoring him? ?I haven’t figured this out until now]

……

I don't know how many gifts I looked at, and I walked to the last gift box, which was called a huge gift box.

The red thread hung limply to the ground, and did not help Lu Yue untie the gift rope.

Lu Yue looked at the gift box and carefully opened it.

But he didn't expect that when he was halfway through the opening, the gift box suddenly shook slightly, and then when he was caught off guard, a soft and lovely little moon suddenly popped out.

Su Yun was still wearing the crimson Yuelao robe, hugged Lu Yue's neck, buried his head deeply on Lu Yue's shoulder shyly, and rubbed it coquettishly.

The last stick figure hangs on his chest.

Two little stickmen are holding hands, happily sitting in the bright sunshine and staring at each other happily.

【I want to accompany Ah Yue for the rest of my life】

Lu Yue stared at the line of words, his eyes were slightly hot, he directly lowered his head and kissed her deeply, his voice trembling slightly.

"Okay, it won't work if you miss a minute or a second."