I, Yuelao, quit!

In the Heavenly Court, every adult fairy will face the pressure of urging marriage and saving spirit stones to buy a house.

Su Yun is no exception.

He is a young fairy just over 200 years old, but since the day he became an adult, he has been forced to embark on a long road of blind dates.

The blind date spanned several divisions in Tianting, from Baihua Division to Mingming Division, and then to Yuelao Division at work.

The director's mother specially crossed the prison and punishment department from the list of sons-in-law, on the grounds that the job risk was too high.

At the end of each year, Su Yun must be forced to arrange a few awkward friendly talks of "you don't love me and I don't want to".

The two gods were relatively speechless, and could only seriously exchange their experience in spiritual arts, and then listened to a few waves of unrealistic mutual praise from the parents of both parties, and the show ended.

The buzzing and vibrating mobile phone on the floor is like an irremovable time bomb, which will explode with a bang whether it is connected or not.

After taking a few deep breaths, Su Yun picked up the phone tremblingly, only to find out that the director's wife was still making a video call.

Nervously trotting to the balcony, pointing the phone camera at the brightly lit and beautiful night scene outside the window, then put on a cute and obedient smile, squeezed out the shallow dimples at the corners of her mouth.

Su Yun deliberately called out in a cheerful tone, "Mother!"

Hua Jin was obviously not fooled by the sugar-coated cannonballs, and her face sank under the sweet and soft address.

"Xiaoyun, is this the house rented by Tianting for you?"

Su Yun firmly confirmed, "Yes."

Hua Jin sneered and raised her eyebrows slightly.

"Oh? Is Jucaiji already rich enough to rent you a house in the city center?"

Su Yun: "..."

No, how could his mother be so familiar with S City?

Su Yun asked tentatively.

"Mom, where are you?"

The video screen of the mobile phone suddenly jumped to the stairwell where the lights were flickering, Hua Jin said slowly.

"In front of the rental house."

Su Yun stared at the familiar house number, as if struck by lightning, unable to say a word.

"..."

"So, Xiao Yun, where are you?"

Su Yun drooped his head and replied weakly.

"I'm at Lu Yue's house."

"Give me the address, and I'll go find you right now."

Sensing the movement of Lu Yue behind him, Su Yun clutched his phone and whispered to Mrs. Si.

"Mother, what nonsense are you talking about? This is Lu Yue's own home. Trespassing and breaking the law, I'll come out to find you."

"it is good."

Lu Yue naturally walked behind Su Yun, rubbed Su Yun's head affectionately as if nothing had happened, and met Hua Jin's scrutinizing eyes.

"It's okay, Xiaoyun."

It was rare for him to put away his usual indifference and indifference.

"Hello, Director Hua."

Hua Jin nodded calmly and said, "Hello."

Although Lu Yue didn't smile, compared to the paralyzed face that made people shiver from the cold before, he was already extremely gentle.

"My home is at 5, Building 802, Tianlong Community. Director Hua is welcome to visit our home."

Su Yun turned around quickly, and stared at Lu Yue with a shocked look of 'you're crazy'.

If his mother came to Lu Yue's house, it would definitely be more exaggerated than the havoc in heaven in the TV series.

His mother had repeatedly warned him that he must never live with other people casually before marriage.

When she knew he was at Director Lu's house, the reason why his mother was not angry was mainly because she owed Director Lu a favor, and she couldn't believe that Director Lu would like him.

Now that his mother knows that he lives with Lu Yue, she will probably throw a binding spirit spell over as soon as they meet, so that he can reflect on the 200 years of life he spent in vain.

Hua Jin didn't talk nonsense, "Okay, I'll come now."

As soon as the voice fell, the screen suddenly went black, and the video call was hung up.

Dai Maosheng fell down helplessly, Su Yun clutched his forehead, and slumped on the sofa in a daze.

I feel that I should have a bloody disaster today, and even the time limit has come.

Before waiting to die, Su Yun decided to make one last pointless struggle.

If the salted fish flops around, maybe it can turn over?

He brought a pen and paper, pulled Lu Yue to sit on the sofa, counted the time by looking at the watch, and nervously confronted Lu Yue with the answers to the questions.

Lu Yue asked softly, "Mother came to see us, should I prepare something to meet Mother?"

Without raising his head, Su Yun ruthlessly rejected the proposal.

"What's your name, Comrade Lu Yue, we're not together yet, let alone married."

Lu Yue stared blankly at Su Yun, his brain unexpectedly failed to comprehend Su Yun's words for a while.

"...Aren't we together?"

Su Yun bit the cap of his pen intermittently, shook his head slowly, expressionless, but there was a sly smile in his eyes showing a successful revenge.

"Where is it, Comrade Lu Yue, think about it, when did I promise to be with you?"

Lu Yue was a little ashamed to speak.

"But, Xiao Yun, haven't we kissed before?"

Su Yun suddenly realized, stood up, and bowed to Lu Yue in a standard posture.

"I accidentally bumped into it, sorry."

Lu Yue: "..."

...How could he suddenly have a sense of absurdity of being dumped heavily with a wad of hundred-dollar bills after a one-night stand?

Lu Yue's lips twitched for a long time, but he couldn't utter a single rebuttal.

After 'molesting' Lu Yue, Su Yun happily wrote on the paper, listing out his mother's classic eighteen questions.

"The most critical issue now is to deal with my mother first."

His mother, a woman who can thoroughly investigate each other's eighteen generations of ancestors.

Combat power is definitely not to be underestimated.

"My mother should suddenly ask you some strange questions about your family background. If you find it inconvenient to answer, you don't have to answer my mother. Now let's practice it first."

"First question, where is your home?"

Lu Yue has never bought other houses in Tianting, let alone how to prevaricate with other addresses and house numbers.

He thought for a long time, and hesitantly gave a vague answer.

"A house in the mountains in the center of the heavenly court."

Su Yun raised his head, and the map of the center of the heavenly court automatically unfolded in his mind, questioning.

"The mountain in the center of the heaven... is the only Lingshi mine? The only house in the Lingshi mine is the main hall of Director Lu's house?"

Time was urgent, he didn't stalk Lu Yue on this issue, but just wrote it on paper pretending to be clear.

"So you are Director Lu's neighbor."

Lu Yue suddenly felt a chill on his back, "..."

"Then the second question is..."

Her mother will definitely ask the other party how many people are in the family and whether the parents are still there.

Su Yun hesitated for a while, fearing that it would bring up Lu Yue's sad past.

If Lu Yue was really Director Lu, then his parents would have already turned into spirits and returned to the earth. It is said that his only brother was bound to the demon world and disappeared.

So he only mentioned vaguely, "...how many people are there in the family, and the third question is..."

Before Su Yun finished speaking, Lu Yue replied with a normal expression.

"Father and mother are gone, my brother is in the demon world..."

He paused, "...tossing hard in the demon world."

Su Yun bit his lower lip, his lips squirmed for a long time, and said in a low voice.

"Sorry...sorry."

Lu Yue laughed, and fondled Su Yun's head.

"It's a long time ago. It's okay. My brother is doing well."

Turning over a page of the notebook, Su Yun hesitated in distress.

"The third question is more private. I don't know if my mother will ask... How many spirit stones do you have in your house?"

"But this is not important, don't worry, even if you have no money..."

Thinking of his cold phrase "We are not together yet", Su Yun swallowed the original "I can raise you" abruptly.

"...I can take care of you too."

Lu Yue: "..."

He saw Su Yun patted his small chest at first as if to guarantee something, but then hurriedly changed his words, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised.

"I haven't counted them either, but it shouldn't be a problem to raise you for tens of thousands of years."

Su Yun's pen tip trembled, and he once again cast suspicious eyes on Lu Yue.

... Although the salary of the Prison and Punishment Department is high, it should not be so high that it is outrageous to support oneself for tens of thousands of years.

Unless there are mines at home.

"When you ask the fourth question, my mother may personally test your spiritual skills. Her most common trick is to teleport and sneak attack. There should be no threat to you, so don't worry."

"As long as Xiaoyun is on my side, I won't worry."

"No, I will only applaud my mother."

Lu Yue: "..."

Su Yun closed the notebook with a snap, stared at Lu Yue and said slowly.

"Lu Yue, you and Director Lu are really destined, and there should be 90.00% agreement in the answers to these few questions."

Lu Yue could only pretend not to understand, "It's quite a coincidence."

The corner of Su Yun's mouth twitched slightly, and his eyes seemed to be proud of knowing the answer.

"Lu Yue, why do I feel that you are using Director Lu as a sample answer?"

From this rhetorical question, Lu Yue heard the hint of probing, and coldness ran up his spine.

The doorbell suddenly rang loudly, and Su Yun's soul was almost knocked out of his body by the sound of the doorbell.

He hurriedly stepped on his slippers, rushed to the door, and called out sweetly first.

"mother!"

Hua Jin looked at his silly son who happily counted the money for others after his family was sold.

"It is usually the host who opens the door, not the guest."

Su Yun was helping Hua Jin take off her scarf flatteringly, when she heard this, her movements froze.

"I'm close to the door, so I opened it easily."

Looking Su Yun up and down, Hua Jin said with certainty.

"Fat."

Su Yun silently took a deep breath, and put back the little belly that was fattened by Lu Yue.

"..."

After entering the room, Hua Jin's eyes wandered around the living room, and finally fixed on Lu Yue.

In order to find someone for Su Yun, Hua Jin took great pains.

Every year at the Peach Banquet, she began to roughly cast a wide net, focusing on observing who her youngest son was interested in.

But it didn't work.

Holding a small plate, Su Yun cheerfully swept from the left side of the long table to the far right, completely ignoring the young talents beside him.

Only occasionally, he would tiptoe up in admiration to look up at Director Lu, with biscuit crumbs on the corner of his mouth.

Then he lowered his head and continued to eat.

Later, when she found out that Xi Huan liked Su Yun, she specially asked them both out to meet.

Still useless.

After the whole blind date, Su Yun couldn't even remember Xi Huan's appearance clearly, but he could recite the names of the dishes on the dinner table backwards.

A few months later, when Su Yun was asked again, "Do you still remember Brother Xi Huan?" Su Yun already had a dazed expression, and Daimao circled in the air in a daze.

After learning that her youngest son liked the officer of the Department of Prison and Punishment, Hua Jin's expression suddenly sank, but her heart was full of worries.

There are two concerns.

The first is that Director Lu seems to like Xiao Yun, and Xiao Yun likes his subordinates. Whether Lu Yue can survive in the Department of Prison and Punishment in the future is a big issue related to promotion.

The most important thing is that the tasks of the Prison and Punishment Division are quite difficult, and the personal safety of the staff is very problematic.

For example, serious injuries such as broken arms and legs, stabbed in the heart, etc., are all more ordinary daily routines than plain boiled water for the prison and punishment department.

Entering the Department of Prison and Punishment is equivalent to stepping half a foot into the gate of ghosts.

Coupled with the fact that his youngest son has been stupid since he was a child, and a piece of candy is hung in front of him, he might run away like crazy.

She was really worried.

Hua Jin's eyes narrowed, revealing a gentle and friendly smile.

"Hi, are you Lu Yue?"

Su Yun felt like sitting on pins and needles, knowing that the more polite his mother was, the more terrifying she would be.

There must be some explosive back move waiting behind.

The Department of Prison and Punishment has an extremely high status in the Heavenly Court. It is so high that ordinary officers do not need to bow and salute when they see the chiefs of other departments, and they can even ignore them directly.

Lu Yue nodded, "Hi, Director Hua."

Without too many pleasantries, the straightforward Huajin went straight to the point.

"I heard from Director Qin that there is a bond between you and Xiaoyun because of the flower of marriage?"

"Correct."

Hua Jin nodded, and asked again unexpectedly.

"Are you planning on getting married?"

Su Yun almost jumped up from the sofa, two blushes stained his tense face.

"Mother! Don't talk nonsense, Lu Yue and I are normal friends."

Lu Yue interrupted Su Yun's words, and replied calmly.

"There is still one task for the Prison Department. After completion, I should be able to come to propose marriage."

Hua Jin turned her head and asked Su Yun, "Do you agree to this marriage?"

Su Yun swallowed hard, feeling a little dazed.

"……what?"

Is this the start of talking about marriage?Isn't he still a two-hundred-year-old innocent child?

Hua Jin turned her head neatly and replied with an apologetic expression.

"My family Xiaoyun disagrees, but he is still young, and he is stupid and has little money, so he is not good enough for you."

Lu Yue: "..."

Su Yun who was disgusted by his mother: "..."

Lu Yue stared at Su Yun fixedly, "Xiao Yun is just shy."

Hua Jin turned her head again and pinched Su Yun's cheeks that were a bit baby fat.

"Are you shy?"

No matter how shy Su Yun was, his face cooled down under his mother's eyes that were sharp enough to see through his inner thoughts.

He twitched the corner of his mouth stiffly, and was about to rack his brains to think of an answer that would neither offend his mother nor hurt Lu Yue, but his mother had completely ignored his answer.

Hua Jin shook her head and said regretfully to Lu Yue.

"My little Yun has a thick skin and has never been shy."

Su Yun was about to pass out, shouting frantically in his heart, 'Mother, you are not talking about your son, are you? ? ! '.

"..."

Lu Yue is less used to the winding way of speaking than Hua Jin.

He has been in a high position for many years, and he has hardly played 'guess what I'm thinking' charades with others.

"Director Hua, do you disagree with me being with Su Yun?"

Hua Jin knew in her heart that if Xiao Yun could go to Lu Yue's house, she must have a certain liking for Lu Yue in her heart.

It's just that whether this love can last until the time of real marriage is uncertain.

Naturally, she has no intention of breaking up the predestined people, but needs to test Lu Yue first.

She asked back, "After all, you are from the Department of Prison and Punishment. Does your family agree with you and Xiao Yun?"

Su Yun's back tensed instantly, and he desperately winked at Lu Yue, wishing he could raise his notebook to remind Lu Yue.

The key exam of the circle has passed! ——

This was clearly the second question he and Lu Yue had rehearsed just now.

Seeing Xiaoyue desperately covering himself, Lu Yue's eyes softened, and he replied.

"My parents passed away very early, and my only real brother is now in the demon world. He respects any decision I make."

Hua Jin frowned, "The demon world? Travel?"

Lu Yue: "...Yes."

After his brother was abducted to the demon world, he fell in love with the life in the demon world, and his life was very nourishing.

It's a different kind of travel.

Hua Jin nodded, "Then where does your family live?"

"In the middle of the mountains in the center of the heavenly court."

Su Yun added in a timely and serious manner, "Mother, he is Director Lu's neighbor."

Hua Jin raised her eyebrows coldly.

"Director Lu's neighbor? Who can have the honor to be a neighbor with Director Lu? There is only one hall in several Lingshi mines."

Su Yun turned to look at Lu Yue in shock, "..."

Lu Yue explained, "It's a newly built house, and Director Lu personally agreed."

As soon as Huajin left, he immediately went back and ordered people to start work.

Hua Jin looked at Lu Yue suspiciously, "It takes a lot of spirit stones to build a house in the center of Tianting, you..."

"I have more than 1000 million Lingshi deposits."

Lu Yue is not too sure about the exact amount, but it should be endless.

Hua Jin was a little stunned, looked back at Su Yun, and began to suspect that her youngest son was being taken care of by Lu Yue.

After almost a round of questions, Hua Jin finally asked a sharp question.

"Sorry, I'm taking the liberty to ask, how old are you...?"