I, Yuelao, quit!

【1】

Ever since he was rescued by Lu Yue when he was a child, Su Yun has always cherished the great ideal of entering the prison and punishment department.

The Department of Prison and Punishment has no more than 100 staff members, and Director Lu is the most mysterious and cruel boy in heaven.

The mask has never been taken off, his traces are vague and never fixed, and no one even knows his name.

The main hall that barely counts as a "home" is even more like a ghost town, besides Lingshi Mountain is Lingshi Mountain, and there is only one out-of-print dragon in it that eats and sleeps.

In order to repay Director Lu, and also to uncover Director Lu's mysterious mask, and get in close contact with Director Lu, Su Yun took great pains.

With his head hanging on his head and his buttocks piercing, he collected all the real interview questions for the written test of the supervisory department on the market, and set a daily plan to brush the questions crazily.

He likes to sleep in late, and even gets up early every day to practice swordsmanship. He has practiced a few sets of basic spiritual swordsmanship diagrams to tatters.

When he had done enough pre-examination review and was excitedly preparing to go to the Department of Prisons and Punishments to register——

With a bang, the Department of Prison and Punishment closed the door, and no new recruits were recruited for a full hundred years.

The cold wind and rain covered the disappointed little Su Yun's body, and he had no choice but to turn around and throw himself into Yue Laosi's embrace.

In the end, he did "get his wish" and approached Director Lu at close range.

It's just on the wedding night, and it's still a negative distance.

When he woke up, he cried and rubbed his sore waist, and thought painfully that something must have gone wrong.

【2】

After marrying Lu Yue, the Department of Prison and Punishment finally reopened the door to recruit newcomers from the whole heaven.

Su Yun learned the news from the director's office of the Prison and Punishment Department.

At that time, he lay sleepily on Lu Yue's leg, nestled under the desk, and curled up into a ball in Lu Yue's arms to catch up on sleep.

Lu Yue, on the other hand, was like petting a cat, caressing his hair casually, flipping through the scroll lazily.

When the deputy director was reporting the recruitment, Su Yun was half asleep and half awake, and vaguely heard Lu Yue nodding and saying, "Go and sort out the application form."

So he turned over, sat up, and because he was too excited, he directly bumped into the case.

He clutched his forehead, leaned on the case, and shouted staringly at the deputy director who was about to turn around and leave.

"Deputy Director Chen! I want to sign up!"

Deputy Director Chen stopped walking out of the director's office.

Everyone in the Heavenly Court knows that the examination for admission to the Department of Prison and Punishment is extremely difficult, and injury is inevitable, but it only depends on minor injuries or broken arms and legs.

...especially when it comes to the last level.

He turned his head stiffly, but saw that the director had no intention of obstructing, and even helped Xiaoyue Lao lift up the broken hair in front of his forehead with a little leisure, and tied it a little.

Deputy Director Chen: "..."

Yes, how could he have forgotten that the director didn't know about the examination for admission to the company.

"Okay, ma'am, I'll send you the registration form later."

Even if he married the director of the Prison and Punishment Department, it is impossible for Su Yun to enter the Prison and Punishment Department directly because of Lu Yue's relationship.

He ran to buy the written test questions that had been written for thousands of years, and began to frantically write the questions without sleeping and eating.

Continue to hang your head on the beam, pierce your thighs, face the Lingshi mine, and the spring is warm and the flowers are blooming.

Lu Yue, who was left out in the cold, was very dissatisfied with this.

Normally, after Su Yun got off work from Yuelaosi, he would happily throw himself into his arms. After the two were intimate, they would eat, take a bath, and make some sauces.

Ordinary days have unusual happiness.

But now, after Su Yun got off work, he sat down at the desk, took out a thick stack of written test questions, and buried his small body in the pile of books.

Sink into the dark sea of ​​learning, no longer bubbling.

Lu Yue was lying on the bed, flipping through the scroll, waiting for little Su Yun to climb onto the bed.

But no.

His little Su Yun had completely forgotten about him.

An hour later, the lonely and cold Lu Yue got out of bed, hugged Su Yun's waist from behind, and said softly.

"Xiao Yun, rest early."

Su Yun's head was tied with a red silk ribbon with the tattoo of 'count down to [-] days, vow to enter the Prison and Punishment Department'.

He knocked off Lu Yue's restless hand with a slap, and without looking at Lu Yue, he still stared at the test paper, writing the answer with a brush.

He read it out while writing to deepen his impression, "...What should I do when I encounter a snake demon? Its weak point is the snake pupils. First cast the spell of confusion type,"

He didn't hear Lu Yue's language, and he only focused on writing test questions.

Lu Yue made a correction.

"It's an attacking type of spiritual art."

Su Yun paused, but still didn't turn around to talk to Lu Yue, and silently changed the answer.

"...First cast the attack type spirit spell."

Lu Yue felt like a disgraced concubine who had been cast into the cold palace.

He stood silently on the side, watching Xiao Suyun complete the three sets of questions, carefully corrected the answers for himself, and checked the scores.

When Xiao Yun thought that Xiao Yun could finally go to bed to 'pamper' him, Su Yun took out the Encyclopedia of Emergency Demon Control and Spiritual Art from the mountain of books next to him, and continued to memorize it with his head bowed.

Director Lu couldn't take it anymore: "..."

In the past, he hardly participated in the recruiting assessment in the department, except for the last pass.

But now he couldn't help but want to call the deputy director over and ask him why the assessment was so complicated and cumbersome that his little Yun couldn't have a good rest and had to stay up late to study the questions?

Director Lu stayed on the empty bed alone, unable to sleep at night.

It was late at night when the little dragons stopped spitting fire everywhere, so Su Yun turned off the lights, climbed onto the bed, and shrank into Lu Yue's arms.

Lu Yue hugged the extremely exhausted Su Yun, and managed to sleep peacefully for a while.

The next day, Lu Yue, who had hardly slept all night, had a sullen face and tapped on the side of the bamboo scroll.

"Let me review the written test questions of the Department of Prison and Punishment."

【3】

The deputy director immediately presented the written test questions with trepidation. This was the first time Lu Yue saw the written test questions assessed by the Department of Supervision and Punishment.

He read carefully page by page, reciting silently while reading.

Go back and calmly mark the key points for Xiao Yun, Xiao Yun should not have to work so hard.

It's just that after reading the whole set of questions, he found that the angle of the questions was very clear, which was completely different from his Xiaoyun's review direction.

Xiaoyun's review topic is [What should I do if I meet a snake demon? ], the topic was [How to correctly find out the snake demon hidden in the crowd? 】

Lu Yue raised his head in displeasure, "Who made the question this year? Has it been replaced?"

Deputy Director Chen quickly responded.

"Yes, Director, the person who made the question in the past has changed his position, so this year another person will make the question..."

Lu Yue interrupted him, "Didn't he refer to the real questions from previous years?"

Deputy Director Chen bit the bullet, "Then... then Director, shall I ask him to check the topic again?"

Director, you didn't say that before.

Deputy Director Chen felt bitter. He clearly remembered that a hundred years ago, Lu Yue's instructions for writing questions were only four words—the harder the better.

Lu Yue closed the scroll, and silently recited the exam questions again in his heart.

"Okay, you go, bring it back for me to check again when the time comes."

Back home, Director Lu, who had mastered the whole set of questions, stood silently behind Su Yun, watching Su Yun biting his pen in distress, staring at a difficult problem in a daze.

The dull hair is still curled up.

He couldn't help stretching out his hand and tugging at the dull hair that was as troubled as his master.

"This question will not be tested."

However, Xiao Yun was not as excited and cheering as he had imagined.

Su Yun turned around suddenly, pushed him aside, and said righteously.

"Don't miss the questions for me. I won't pass the exam this year, so I will continue to work hard next year."

Lu Yue was silent, "..."

... and next year?

Su Yun directly and cruelly pushed Lu Yue out of the room.

"If you leak the topic to me again, I will go home to avoid suspicion."

There was a thunderbolt on a sunny day, and Director Lu stood aggrieved outside the hall.

It's okay to stay alone in the empty bed every night, but Xiaoyun from his family actually threatens him by going back to her mother's house.

As the director of the Prison and Punishment Department, he almost didn't know how to write the word dignity.

Lu Yue counted the days and finally made it to the end of the written test and the time when Xiao Yun was released.

After the written test questions were collected, when Deputy Director Chen was about to make corrections, Lu Yue 'casually' walked to the opposite of Deputy Director Chen, sat down, and took out Su Yun's test paper.

Concisely spit out a word, "Brat."

The innocent deputy director bite the bullet and began to correct Su Yun's answers under the director's cold scrutiny of "I'll see how you will deduct points for my wife".

Fortunately, Su Yun's answers to the questions were good. Even if he was not under the pressure of being chopped into minced meat by the director, Su Yun would have no problem passing the written test.

He breathed a sigh of relief, comprehensively obtained a written test result that could be called excellent, and returned the test paper to the director.

The director stared blankly at the test paper and didn't respond for a long time.

After a long time, he laughed a little foolishly, his eyes slightly bent, and he looked even more surprised than he got an honor in the exam.

Finally, I even started to think about how to decorate the test paper with jade.

Deputy Director Chen: "..."

...Oh, the taste of this dog food is so damn sweet.

【4】

After passing the written test is the interview.

The written test of the Department of Prison and Punishment is not cruel, but the interview is the top cruel test for thousands of troops to walk the tightrope.

This interview was especially hopeless.

Deputy Director Chen personally went to the field to select suitable candidates.

In the past, he was just an ordinary secretary, but this time he suddenly jumped to the rank of deputy director.

Everyone has frantically snapped up the elixir and spirit dew on the market, and Director Hua, who is professionally in charge of healing, is waiting outside the door of the Department of Prison and Punishment.

Take one out and rescue one online.

After passing the written test, Su Yun earnestly followed Lu Yue to practice swordsmanship, and humbly asked Director Lu the correct method of using spiritual arts.

Just after dawn, a fluffy head and a bunch of messy hairs emerged from the bed.

Su Yun was hugged tightly by Lu Yue, his limbs were bound in his arms.

He lowered his head and tried to break off Lu Yue's hand, but Lu Yue's hand seemed to be welded together by steel bars, and he couldn't break it apart.

After tossing and tossing for a long time, he finally pulled out his hand, pushed Lu Yue's naked chest with a blushing face, and whispered in his ear.

"A Yue! Get up and practice your sword!"

Lu Yue opened his eyes, rubbed Su Yun's little head, and kissed him lightly on his forehead.

"Xiao Yun, you rested so late yesterday, sleep for a while."

Su Yun began to lower his head to break Lu Yue's hand again, and refused without hesitation.

"I'm not tired, I'm going to get up and practice sword."

Lu Yue's arms were suddenly empty: "..."

He felt that he was already old and pale, and he was completely unable to attract Xiaoyue Lao.

Lu Yue rested his arms on his head and pretended to speak casually.

"Xiao Yun, do you want to learn a spiritual technique that can bind people's hands?"

Su Yun, who hadn't finished dressing yet, suddenly turned around and said excitedly.

"miss you!"

The corner of Lu Yue's mouth raised slightly, "Then let me demonstrate it to you."

In the next second, Su Yun's hands were tied with black thread, and he lay on the bed again, with a soft pillow under his waist.

Su Yun who couldn't figure out the situation stared blankly at Lu Yue who was on him, a little confused.

"...?"

indescribable.

After a period of darkness, Xiao Yuelao was completely eaten and wiped clean.

Su Yun wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, and kicked the caught-off Lu Yue off the bed.

"Liar! You've been sleeping outside for the past few days!"

【5】

After being kicked out of the bedroom, Lu Yue spent another few days miserable and gloomy.

Finally, it was the day of the interview with the Department of Prison and Punishment.

The rule of the interview is to survive five tricks under Deputy Director Chen.

Su Yun watched in horror as many people were carried out dying. Their bodies were covered in blood, and their arms hung limply as if they were dislocated.

He clenched his sword even more nervously.

Deputy Director Chen was tens of thousands of times more nervous than Su Yun, especially when he saw Su Yun coming in with a sword in his hand and bowed deeply to him.

The director told him with a cold face all day, 'Don't hurt my little Yun', 'Be gentle with your shots, and don't hit Xiao Yun's self-confidence too much'.

... It seems that as long as Su Yun loses one hair, he will lose his head.

From the morning until the actual interview with Su Yun, the director told him at least twenty times.

Counting the word count, the director probably already said the sum of the word count for the entire year of last year.

Deputy Director Chen sighed even more sadly.

Can he choose to abstain directly?

Lu Yue was still worried about Su Yun.

Especially after seeing his subordinates calmly stab the interviewer until blood flowed out, he stood up and slowly drew out the sword behind him.

Walking to the interview venue, he said to Deputy Director Chen.

"I'll be in charge of the next interview."

Deputy Director Chen couldn't believe his ears. When he let go of his hand, the sword fell to the ground with a bang.

...The director is gone? ? ?

How many of these interviewees can survive? ? ?

The interviewer below was so frightened that he passed out directly.

Even the prince can only do ten tricks under the director's command, they... they can get close to the director safely, right?

The interviewees asked whether the rules had changed.

Deputy Director Chen felt that he should be more tolerant, so he asked Lu Yue with difficulty.

"...Director, I think if you make a move, the interviewer just needs to be alive."

In front of Director Lu, not to mention that the limbs are completely alive, it is not easy to have a breath left.

Most of the other people who saw Director Lu's swordsmanship had already turned into handfuls of ashes.

The melon eaters who don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement all came to watch.

Apart from dealing with the widow and the crown prince, the chief has not done anything for many years.

Lu Yue looked around at the densely packed crowd, his face was as frosty, and his thin lips parted slightly.

"Are you free?"

The officer spread out like a bird and animal again——

"Oh, Deputy Director Chen, I haven't finished the matter you entrusted to me last time!"

"I haven't done what I agreed to investigate, Director, I'm going now!"

In the end, only Lu Yue, Chen Fusi, and Su Yun were left.

Su Yun raised his sword solemnly, and there was a bit of sharpness in his clear and bright eyes.

Lu Yue's heartstrings were poked violently, and the hilt of his sword was a little unsteady.

My own little Yun is really fierce.

After trying a few moves, Su Yun blushed and dropped the sword.

"A Yue, release the water! Let Deputy Director Chen come!"

Deputy Director Chen walked forward with a sword in his hand.

A man who dared to hit the palm of the director, how dare he provoke him?

They can often see Xiaoyue fiercely... slapping the palm of the director's hand.

"Did you stay up late and work overtime last night?!"

"Did you not eat on time again?!"

Su Yun pinched the director's outstretched hand in a serious manner, raised it high, but lowered it gently, snap! ——

The director stared fondly at Xiaoyue Lao, and laughed softly, his voice was a little hoarse.

After that...it's impossible to describe.

To sum up, the Department of Prison and Punishment unanimously believed that Su Yun had already stood at the pinnacle of the force chain in the entire Heavenly Court.

irrefutable.

After all, Su Yun's training time was too short, and he barely survived four moves before being defeated.

He stepped off the stage in frustration, hugged Lu Yue without saying a word, and put his little head in Lu Yue's arms.

Lu Yue kissed him on the forehead distressedly, and comforted him.

"Xiao Yun, don't be sad, come back next time."

Su Yun replied in a low voice, "...um."

"I teach you a trick of spirituality every morning."

Su Yun recalled the "fairy fight" that morning again, and pretended to take a small bite on the back of Lu Yue's hand.

"I reject!"

Lu Yue's 'conspiracy' failed, "..."

Deputy Director Chen looked at the two people who were embracing each other, distributing dog food as if no one else was around, his eyes were glazed over.

"..."

...Will Xiaoyuelao come back next year to challenge the upper limit of dog food for everyone in the prison and punishment department?

Hiccup, it's really good.