I, Yuelao, quit!

City S, Lu Corporation.

One minute before the meeting was about to start, the assistant had an awkward smile on his face, comforting the high-level executives of Party B's company waiting in the meeting room.

On the other hand, he frantically called Lu Yue anxiously.

Boss Lu wasn't really in that Yuelao Temple in the wilderness half an hour ago, right?

President Xi of Party B's company saw that the assistant was sweating profusely, and comforted him.

"Don't worry, I have been working with President Lu for so many years, and he has never been late. He must be in a hurry."

As soon as Mr. Xi's voice fell, the handle at the door of the conference room was turned off, followed by Lu Yue's cold voice.

"I'm very sorry to keep you waiting for so long."

The time when Lu Yue came in happened to be stuck at the time agreed by the two companies, and he finally saved a little bit of his own reputation.

The assistant let out a deep breath.

but……

Half a minute ago, the security guards said that they hadn't seen Mr. Lu enter the company at all. Where did Mr. Lu come from?

The assistant was confused and wondered in his heart whether there was a third way to enter the company?

After the meeting, before leaving, Mr. Xi tightly held Lu Yue's hand and sighed.

"Mr. Lu, there are too many things in the company. I haven't found a chance to repay your kindness for saving my daughter last time. Look, are you free to come to my house for dinner recently?"

Xiaolong poked Lu Yue's back neck with his paw, and reminded, "His daughter is the 'mourner' you saved last time."

Lu Yue's expression didn't change at all, it was still that indifferent.

"Is next Monday okay?"

Mr. Xi was overjoyed, "Okay, I will contact Mr. Lu when the time comes."

"it is good."

After Mr. Xi left, Xiaolong got out of Lu Yue's clothes, stretched his body, and curled his lips.

"The drunkard's intention is not to drink. The old man said that he wanted to repay his kindness, but he clearly wanted to be a matchmaker for his daughter."

"What's his daughter's name?"

Xiaolong said uncertainly, "I remember it's called Xi Xue, right?"

The light in Lu Yue's eyes suddenly dimmed, "Do you remember what Qin Wuyuan and Xiao Yuelao said just now?"

"Xiaoyue said that as a mortal, you broke the red line 99 times, and Qin Wuyuan said that your next marriage will be Xi Xue."

Lu Yue let out a sigh of relief, "It's strange that my human identity can always intersect with the sacrifices and mourners of widows."

Xiaolong rarely became serious, "Do you suspect that the inner ghost of the Heavenly Court discovered the matter of your soul entering the world?"

Lu Yue shook his head, turning the signature pen slightly, lost in thought.

Before he could come up with a result, the phone rang in his hand, it was the number of Tianting's office in the world.

"Lu Sheng, are you busy now?"

"busy."

After the cold busy voice passed, the conversation between the two of them was almost cut off here.

The person on the other end smiled and said indifferently.

"Lu Sheng, the office has just received a report call, and I need to trouble you, the supervisor of the Department of Punishment, to investigate."

"Say."

"The Yuelao Temple in Luoqiu Mountain, you know, is the place where a lot of abnormal suicides happened recently."

"Ah."

"There was a little Yuelao who had just arrived in the human world. He called our office and said that he had been lost for a whole day and was about to starve to death in a Yuelao temple. He asked for emergency assistance..."

"..."

Lu Yue was silent for a while, and realized that the biggest mistake he made today was not bringing that confused little Yuelao with him.

The person on the other end of the phone mistakenly thought that Lu Yue's silence was a prelude to hanging up the phone, so he sped up his speech and said hastily.

"Hey, hey, don't hang up in such a hurry! It's still related to widows!"

"The old man Xiaoyue said that he found a woman suspected of being manipulated by a demon who sacrificed her life for a marriage, and then he swung his fate stick, knocked out the monster's younger brother, a black crow, and tied it up with a red thread .”

... Can the stick and the red thread, which are full of love in the world, be developed by this little moon for the purpose of subjugating demons?

Xiaolong was stunned for a moment when he heard that, that Xiaoyuelao had a delicate and cute baby face, looked weak and deceitful, I really didn't expect him to have such a brave spirit of catching monsters.

Lu Yue said in a deep voice, "The black crow and the mourner."

"That's right! But Xiaoyue Lao said that after catching the demon queen, his spiritual power was exhausted, and he begged someone to take him and the black crow away quickly, otherwise he would be so hungry that he might really kill the black crow. The crow was cleaned and eaten..."

Xiaolong's eyes widened, "...Eat, eat, eat?!"

The black crow is not weak, it is elusive, and it has a very powerful curse on it.

If you can't hit it with one blow, most of the people who fight with it will be cursed back in the future.

Therefore, other immortals of the non-combat department in the general heaven would not dare to provoke it easily.

Xiaolong was amazed, he always thought that eating big monsters in the wild was something that Director Lu could do, but he didn't expect Xiaoyuelao to be able to do it.

is a talent.

Lu Yue stood up, "Okay, I'll go now."

"Hey, Lu Sheng, it's the first time for you to accept a case so happily. Have you finally realized that you are actually shouldering the heavy responsibility of saving the world?"

However, before the man finished speaking, he felt the phone vibrate slightly by his ear.

The originally bright screen quickly darkened, and jumped into the display interface of 'the other party has hung up the phone'.

That person: "..."

After Su Yun stomped the black crow under his feet with arrogance, his legs felt weak for a while, and he almost fell to the ground when he took a step forward.

His head was spinning, and he even began to have the hallucination of countless spirit stones holding hands on top of his head and circling in circles.

Not good, he thought painfully, the side effects of being too handsome and seriously overdrawing his spiritual power began to appear.

So he tightened his grip on the red thread that bound the black crow, walked slowly step by step in front of the woman, and pretended to sit down calmly.

Pretending to be very calm, he took out a few bottles of milk-like milky white liquid from his luggage and drank it in big gulps.

Everything seems to be just the brave man who draws his sword to help when he sees injustice, and after saving people, he calmly drinks water to quench his thirst.

...The fact is that Su Yun's spiritual power is overdrawn too much, and he needs to drink a few bottles of spiritual liquid to replenish his physical strength.

If he didn't drink a few more bottles, he would fall to the ground in front of the woman and fall asleep on the spot.

The strong wind in the temple did not stop for a long time. Su Yun was not sure how many "strange" events the woman had seen, so he handed the wound medicine in a small white porcelain bottle to the woman.

"Hello, my name is Su Yun, can you tell me why you use blood to write on the 'blank paper'?"

She didn't answer directly, she was silent for a moment, stroked the scar on her hand that stretched half of her wrist, and asked back.

"My name is Xi Xue. Do you... believe that there are really gods in the world?"

Su Yun frowned rarely, and began to think seriously with his chin resting on his hands.

The woman in front of her is called Xi Xue?

Then isn't she exactly Lu Sheng's marriage partner this time?

Su Yun nodded, "I believe."

Wasn't he himself a living fairy sitting in front of her?

Xi Xue glanced at him in surprise, then smiled wryly and brought up another topic.

"Did you rush in just now because you thought I was going to commit suicide?"

On the surface, Su Yun nodded to cater to her, but in his heart he thought that if she wrote inexplicable and strange things in blood and ink on the fate book, she would really commit suicide.

"Actually, I just want to write a marriage letter with blood and burn it to Master Yue Lao."

Su Yun almost couldn't control the shock in his heart, he almost blurted out the sentence 'Are you crazy'.

Writing a marriage letter with blood, and then burning the marriage letter to ashes, is a shady marriage.

It is also equivalent to exchanging the remaining life for a marriage in the underworld.

Moreover, their director, Qin Wuyuan, believes that yin marriages formed in the yang world are against ethics, so they completely crossed out yin marriages from the marriage book 800 years ago.

Xi Xue murmured, "Ten days ago, when I came to this Yuelao Temple to seek marriage, I saw it with my own eyes...the real Yuelao."

"What does Moon Elder look like?"

"He wears a hood, a white robe, and a peaceful face..."

When Xi Xue was still trying to remember the appearance of 'Yuelao', Su Yun categorically denied it.

"That's not really Yuelao."

Because of Qin Wuyuan's unique and unimaginable aesthetics, everyone in Yuelaosi must dress like a walking flame.

It was booming and beaming, as if there was a happy event every day.

Xi Xue asked in surprise, "How do you know?"

Su Yun took out a tattered and yellowed ancient book, and said with reason.

"Look, the Yuelaos recorded in the book are all wearing red robes and white clothes, holding a questioning stick in their right hand, and a red thread wrapped around the wrist of their left hand. The person you saw is clearly a fake."

The Yuelao recorded in the book is exactly what Director Qin Wuyuan looked like when he came down to earth for the first time.

Xi Xue looked at the ancient book in a daze, her hands trembling violently, and she couldn't even turn the pages.

"He wrapped a piece of red thread between my fingers, saying that he was moved by my sincerity, as long as I will..."

When her words were stuck at a critical moment, the black crow bound by the red thread seemed to have been triggered by an unbreakable order, and suddenly woke up.

It still maintains the prototype and spit out words, ho ho sneer, "I curse you..."

Before Black Crow could finish cursing, Su Yun quickly stuffed several handfuls of stinky straw into his mouth.

Su Yun rushed in front of it and said, "...Curse me for having a great body and a good appetite, eating delicious food, getting promoted all the way to marry rich and handsome, and worrying about how to spend money every day. Okay, the curse is over."

The black crow stared at a pair of small eyes, his gagged mouth could barely make a sound, and he was so angry that he passed out again.

When Su Yun finished all this, cold sweat was running down his forehead, and Xi Xue looked at him in panic and worry.

He leaned against the wall to rest, but he pretended not to care and smiled easily on his face.

"Just these few little monsters, I will fight one by one, and I will fight a group when they come, without any effort."

Su Yun thought that it would be great if he could change into another beard, and speaking with a long beard should be more elegant.

However, the facts have proved that one should not speak too loudly, and if one is heard by the heavens, it is very likely that one will be punished in the next second.

Xi Xue thought that Su Yun was really fine, she felt relieved a little, and continued.

"... That Yue Lao said that as long as I write the names and birthdays of myself and my beloved in blood, and burn them to him, he will agree to my request."

Su Yun looks cute, and when he is serious with a straight face, he looks like a white and tender bun.

"That person is talking nonsense! If you tamper with the marriage of the world, you will be punished by the heavens. Do you know what the price of all this is?"

Xi Xue raised her head and stared at the dilapidated beams with cobwebs in her eyes.

She was silent for a long time, and when she turned her head again, there were a few dry tears on her face.

"...I know, ten years of life."

In an instant, a fierce gust of wind blew up again, and the sky was gloomy and strange, as if blood was about to bleed the next moment.

The strong wind was blowing violently as if it was going to blow down this small dilapidated shrine, and when it hit the person, it seemed to drive sharp knives into the ribs.

Su Yun vaguely heard the distant sound of beating clappers coming from the wind, and the sound came from far and near.

The brightly colored and hot eyes of the rough moon statues in the temple have almost faded away, revealing the mud tires under them.

At this moment, it slowly opened those cloudy eyes, and the muddy eyes inside gurgled.

Then he grinned maniacally and sang hoarsely.

"The world is so stupid, black and white are reversed, good and evil are not distinguished..."

Su Yun folded his arms and listened numbly to the statue howling for a while, seven or eight of the ten sentences were all meaningless tones.

These are the tricks of monsters without strength to frighten people.

A truly powerful big monster never talks nonsense or wastes time, and is killed with a single blow when he comes up.

How can the big monsters have the leisure to give their prey a concert?

It wasn't until the end that he heard clearly the statue's mournful words ending in a high-pitched voice.

"... who is the farmer and who is the snake?"

"Do not be afraid."

Su Yun turned his head and said to Xi Xue who was covering her ears and was about to cry out of fright.

"If the director of the Yuelao Division sees him being vilified like this, no matter how many times this monster reincarnates, he must be doomed."

Then he added earnestly, "Also, this song is out of tune."

When Lu Yue came, what he saw was Xiaoyuelao, who was happily roasting the black crow and was full of greasy food.

Beside Xiaoyuelao lay a surviving black crow whose mouth was gagged with straw, and the other one had been sprinkled with cumin and turned over on the barbecue grill.

Any more could have been buried in his belly.

The people in the office told him that Xiaoyue Lao only caught one black crow. Could it be that he ran out to catch the other one later when he was hungry?

The weird statue was still howling the broken song like a repeater in front of the two of them.

There was still a bit of normal fear on the woman's face, but the daring little Yuelao completely ignored the weird statue, and even eagerly tried to gag its mouth.

Lu Yue thought coldly that it was indeed too late for him to come.

When they arrived late, they had already set up the dishes and prepared to eat.