I, Yuelao, quit!
Chapter 16
It took only half an hour to drive from Xi's house to the office, but Lu Yue drove for a full hour.
The car navigator kept reminding me in a terrible way.
"You have deviated from the correct path, and now I will re-plan the route for you..."
With a crisp snap, Lu Yue turned off the car navigator indifferently.
Xiaolong has long seen that something is wrong.
"You have driven twice to Xi's house, Lu Yue, did you drive from the east of the city to the west of the city on purpose, and then back to the west of the city?"
Su Yun, who was dumbfounded, only focused on peeking at Lu Sheng's reflection in the car window.
He took a sneak peek and found that Lu Yue was also staring at him, so he immediately buried his head in a daze.
His face was flushed with a blush as if he had soaked in a hot bath.
After a while, he slowly raised his head to take a peek, and immediately buried his head to cool his red face after being spotted.
The process was repeated back and forth, and Su Yun was immersed in it, taking a peek at it.
He didn't notice at all that the villa apartment area where Xi's family was located had already passed twice outside the window.
Xiaolong just wants to go back to his warm and comfortable dragon's nest and have a good sleep, and doesn't want to stay in this ambiguous environment and glow like a light bulb.
It throws a series of rhetorical questions.
"Lu Yue, are you lost? What are you doing around the same place? You haven't driven out of this neighborhood for 10 minutes? How many times do you have to circle the earth to get to the office?"
Lu Yue ruthlessly picked up Xiaolong's tail, rolled down the car window a crack, and was about to throw it out——
The cold wind blew in along the crack of the window, Su Yun shivered for a while, shivering uncontrollably.
Then he silently wrapped Lu Yue's coat tightly.
Lu Yue paid attention to the shivering little Yuelao, and immediately rolled up the car window.
Xiaolong, who was about to be thrown out, still had his paws on the crack of the window. When he saw that Lu Yue was about to roll up the window, he immediately retracted his paws in a frightened and dangerous snort.
With lingering fears in his heart, Xiaolong even changed his address to an honorific.
"It seems that I will soon be able to drink your wedding wine that was a thousand years late. I wish you a happy marriage for a hundred years..."
Lu Yue glanced at Xiaolong lightly, noncommittal.
Before getting out of the car, Su Yun finally made up his mind. He clasped his hands together and said nervously.
"Thank you for sending me back today, I... I'll give you something."
"Ok?"
Su Yun blinked and smiled at Lu Yue mysteriously.
"It's a magic trick."
He first spread his hands to prove that there was nothing on his palms, and then he clenched his hands tightly.
"...Look, when I open my hands again, there will be..."
He opened his hands confidently, but there was nothing inside.
The cold wind slipped in through the cracks in the window, and after passing through the palm of Su Yun's hand, it squeezed out of the cracks again.
The atmosphere was indescribably awkward.
Su Yun stared down at his empty palm in dumbfounded.
No, where did he recover his spiritual power all the way?Why didn't the thing he wanted to change come out?
Lu Yue raised his head and said softly.
"Is it a different flavor of wind?"
It was rare for him to be humorous once, even though it was a black humor that wasn't funny, it was enough to make the little dragon in his pocket gasp.
"My mother, grandma, Lu Yue, are you trying to talk about love?"
Su Yun took a deep breath, and solemnly closed his hands again.
"...I wasn't ready just now, I'll do it again."
"it is good."
Su Yun held his breath and stared intently at the folded hands, and opened them up little by little.
The next moment, Lu Yue's pupils shrank suddenly.
I saw a complicated and gorgeous peony flower blooming gorgeously in Xiaoyuelao's palm, and the soft petals spread out layer by layer.
The tender yellow stamens in the middle are swaying slightly.
Su Yun carefully held the peony flower, handed it to Lu Yue, and smiled a little smugly.
"A peony flower, for you."
His mother is the head of the Hundred Flowers Division—the God of Peony Flowers. When he was a child, he pestered his mother and taught him the little magic of turning into peony flowers.
But apart from his father and mother, it was the first time for him to change into a peony flower to make other people happy.
Lu Yue's throat tightened, and he stared deeply at the peony in full bloom, his gaze became softer.
"Thank you, I like it very much."
For the first time, he didn't know how to take a flower, and stretched his hand forward stiffly, for fear that the soft petals would be damaged if he moved too hard.
Su Yun looked at Lu Yue's troubled look with his brows tightly locked, tilted his head and laughed out loud.
He blocked Lu Yue's sight with his left hand, and with a vacant grasp of his right hand, he pinched the flower branch transformed by Ling Kong and gave the peony to Lu Yue.
Looking at the peony flower, Lu Yue raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and the indifference in his eyes disappeared like melting ice and snow.
Instead, there was a warmth that was so thick that it couldn't be melted.
Xiaolong lay in Lu Yue's pocket, thinking that the two gods probably forgot to punish him by using spiritual art as magic.
Lu Yue was moved for less than half a minute, when Su Yun seriously made up nonsense.
"Actually, besides doing magic tricks, I can also read faces."
Lu Yue suddenly had an ominous premonition: ...
Su Yun deliberately said it in a mysterious way.
"I see it very accurately. For example, you just talked about two successful clients this morning, and there were happy events in the afternoon and evening."
In fact, he even knew that Lu Sheng ate vegetarian buns and sweet soy milk in the morning.
After all, he has been following Lu Sheng for a whole day.
Lu Yue regained his indifferent face, wanting to see what kind of demon this little Yuelao is going to be.
"happy event?"
Su Yun clenched one hand into a fist, clapped his palms vigorously, and said solemnly.
"Yes, the happy event is that you meet your destined marriage."
He temporarily put aside the unexplainable feelings in his heart, and decided to try to see if he could bring things back on the right track.
All kinds of abnormal phenomena caused by Tianting's derailment are still waiting for his emergency rescue.
"Marriage?"
"I figured it out, it's probably a lady surnamed Xi..."
"Xi Xue?"
Su Yun was taken aback for a moment, he didn't expect Lu Yue to say it so bluntly.
"...It's probably the name."
"You're wrong, I don't like her."
Su Yun immediately lowered his head listlessly, feeling that the marriage counseling book was written backwards.
Love at first sight is not love at first sight, but disgust at first sight.
Talking very happily is not talking very happily, but being relatively silent.
With a sudden pain in his head, Su Yun suddenly realized that the task of holding the red line between the two would be extremely difficult.
If these two people don't like each other, he can't force his head to announce that they will tie the knot and never separate, right?
But at the same time, when he heard Lu Yue's resolute rejection, he felt a little joy in his heart for no reason.
Su Yun sighed, "That's probably because I miscalculated, and I will definitely practice looking at faces after I go back."
Lu Yue added softly, meaning something.
"There is indeed a happy event, but it's not meeting Xi Xue."
"Ok?"
Su Yun didn't react for a while, and counted all the people Lu Yue met with from afternoon to night for a long time.
40-year-old senior managers, cleaning aunt, married male assistant, Mr. Xi, his mother, and Xi Xue.
No age-appropriate object was singled out.
He racked his brains to count again, and finally realized that he had missed one person.
……he himself.
The car navigator kept reminding me in a terrible way.
"You have deviated from the correct path, and now I will re-plan the route for you..."
With a crisp snap, Lu Yue turned off the car navigator indifferently.
Xiaolong has long seen that something is wrong.
"You have driven twice to Xi's house, Lu Yue, did you drive from the east of the city to the west of the city on purpose, and then back to the west of the city?"
Su Yun, who was dumbfounded, only focused on peeking at Lu Sheng's reflection in the car window.
He took a sneak peek and found that Lu Yue was also staring at him, so he immediately buried his head in a daze.
His face was flushed with a blush as if he had soaked in a hot bath.
After a while, he slowly raised his head to take a peek, and immediately buried his head to cool his red face after being spotted.
The process was repeated back and forth, and Su Yun was immersed in it, taking a peek at it.
He didn't notice at all that the villa apartment area where Xi's family was located had already passed twice outside the window.
Xiaolong just wants to go back to his warm and comfortable dragon's nest and have a good sleep, and doesn't want to stay in this ambiguous environment and glow like a light bulb.
It throws a series of rhetorical questions.
"Lu Yue, are you lost? What are you doing around the same place? You haven't driven out of this neighborhood for 10 minutes? How many times do you have to circle the earth to get to the office?"
Lu Yue ruthlessly picked up Xiaolong's tail, rolled down the car window a crack, and was about to throw it out——
The cold wind blew in along the crack of the window, Su Yun shivered for a while, shivering uncontrollably.
Then he silently wrapped Lu Yue's coat tightly.
Lu Yue paid attention to the shivering little Yuelao, and immediately rolled up the car window.
Xiaolong, who was about to be thrown out, still had his paws on the crack of the window. When he saw that Lu Yue was about to roll up the window, he immediately retracted his paws in a frightened and dangerous snort.
With lingering fears in his heart, Xiaolong even changed his address to an honorific.
"It seems that I will soon be able to drink your wedding wine that was a thousand years late. I wish you a happy marriage for a hundred years..."
Lu Yue glanced at Xiaolong lightly, noncommittal.
Before getting out of the car, Su Yun finally made up his mind. He clasped his hands together and said nervously.
"Thank you for sending me back today, I... I'll give you something."
"Ok?"
Su Yun blinked and smiled at Lu Yue mysteriously.
"It's a magic trick."
He first spread his hands to prove that there was nothing on his palms, and then he clenched his hands tightly.
"...Look, when I open my hands again, there will be..."
He opened his hands confidently, but there was nothing inside.
The cold wind slipped in through the cracks in the window, and after passing through the palm of Su Yun's hand, it squeezed out of the cracks again.
The atmosphere was indescribably awkward.
Su Yun stared down at his empty palm in dumbfounded.
No, where did he recover his spiritual power all the way?Why didn't the thing he wanted to change come out?
Lu Yue raised his head and said softly.
"Is it a different flavor of wind?"
It was rare for him to be humorous once, even though it was a black humor that wasn't funny, it was enough to make the little dragon in his pocket gasp.
"My mother, grandma, Lu Yue, are you trying to talk about love?"
Su Yun took a deep breath, and solemnly closed his hands again.
"...I wasn't ready just now, I'll do it again."
"it is good."
Su Yun held his breath and stared intently at the folded hands, and opened them up little by little.
The next moment, Lu Yue's pupils shrank suddenly.
I saw a complicated and gorgeous peony flower blooming gorgeously in Xiaoyuelao's palm, and the soft petals spread out layer by layer.
The tender yellow stamens in the middle are swaying slightly.
Su Yun carefully held the peony flower, handed it to Lu Yue, and smiled a little smugly.
"A peony flower, for you."
His mother is the head of the Hundred Flowers Division—the God of Peony Flowers. When he was a child, he pestered his mother and taught him the little magic of turning into peony flowers.
But apart from his father and mother, it was the first time for him to change into a peony flower to make other people happy.
Lu Yue's throat tightened, and he stared deeply at the peony in full bloom, his gaze became softer.
"Thank you, I like it very much."
For the first time, he didn't know how to take a flower, and stretched his hand forward stiffly, for fear that the soft petals would be damaged if he moved too hard.
Su Yun looked at Lu Yue's troubled look with his brows tightly locked, tilted his head and laughed out loud.
He blocked Lu Yue's sight with his left hand, and with a vacant grasp of his right hand, he pinched the flower branch transformed by Ling Kong and gave the peony to Lu Yue.
Looking at the peony flower, Lu Yue raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and the indifference in his eyes disappeared like melting ice and snow.
Instead, there was a warmth that was so thick that it couldn't be melted.
Xiaolong lay in Lu Yue's pocket, thinking that the two gods probably forgot to punish him by using spiritual art as magic.
Lu Yue was moved for less than half a minute, when Su Yun seriously made up nonsense.
"Actually, besides doing magic tricks, I can also read faces."
Lu Yue suddenly had an ominous premonition: ...
Su Yun deliberately said it in a mysterious way.
"I see it very accurately. For example, you just talked about two successful clients this morning, and there were happy events in the afternoon and evening."
In fact, he even knew that Lu Sheng ate vegetarian buns and sweet soy milk in the morning.
After all, he has been following Lu Sheng for a whole day.
Lu Yue regained his indifferent face, wanting to see what kind of demon this little Yuelao is going to be.
"happy event?"
Su Yun clenched one hand into a fist, clapped his palms vigorously, and said solemnly.
"Yes, the happy event is that you meet your destined marriage."
He temporarily put aside the unexplainable feelings in his heart, and decided to try to see if he could bring things back on the right track.
All kinds of abnormal phenomena caused by Tianting's derailment are still waiting for his emergency rescue.
"Marriage?"
"I figured it out, it's probably a lady surnamed Xi..."
"Xi Xue?"
Su Yun was taken aback for a moment, he didn't expect Lu Yue to say it so bluntly.
"...It's probably the name."
"You're wrong, I don't like her."
Su Yun immediately lowered his head listlessly, feeling that the marriage counseling book was written backwards.
Love at first sight is not love at first sight, but disgust at first sight.
Talking very happily is not talking very happily, but being relatively silent.
With a sudden pain in his head, Su Yun suddenly realized that the task of holding the red line between the two would be extremely difficult.
If these two people don't like each other, he can't force his head to announce that they will tie the knot and never separate, right?
But at the same time, when he heard Lu Yue's resolute rejection, he felt a little joy in his heart for no reason.
Su Yun sighed, "That's probably because I miscalculated, and I will definitely practice looking at faces after I go back."
Lu Yue added softly, meaning something.
"There is indeed a happy event, but it's not meeting Xi Xue."
"Ok?"
Su Yun didn't react for a while, and counted all the people Lu Yue met with from afternoon to night for a long time.
40-year-old senior managers, cleaning aunt, married male assistant, Mr. Xi, his mother, and Xi Xue.
No age-appropriate object was singled out.
He racked his brains to count again, and finally realized that he had missed one person.
……he himself.
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