[HP] Neko who disappeared
Chapter 61 Chapter 61
About Ginger Tail Tips:
"Crookshanks!"
Hermione snatched Crookshanks into her arms with a cry of surprise, and saw him holding a ginger kitten in his mouth.
"Tell me! Whose seed!!!"
About the History of Magic Professor:
Since then, Hogwarts has added a ghost named Binns, and his favorite thing to do is to gossip with his classmates and "remember the past".
"Since you have so much gossip, why is your history of magic so boring!"
"Because you don't gossip when you're a teacher, and you don't become a teacher when you gossip."
"...you won."
Or about the History of Magic professor:
Professor Black's lectures are very interesting, simple and easy to understand, full of gossip, listening to her lectures seems to be in the historical scene——
However, she will assign a lot of homework later, according to statistics:
Most of the homework in the first grade was spent on the history of magic, but because of this, the grammar and spelling of these little brats have been greatly improved...
congratulations?
about work:
Irina lives in school every [-] days and goes home every [-] days
Sirius is on duty as an Auror one, three, five, and returns home on two, four, and six days
perfect
Irina went home in two, four or six days, took homework corrections with her, and was furious in the face of the brat's incomprehensible homework
Sirius returned home in two or four or six days, took the Ministry of Magic pager with him, and went out in the middle of the night to solve the problem——
Then the two scold Dumbledore together with Regulus.
Dumbledore: ? ? ?
About Irina's wedding scene where the Potions Professor is located:
Snape: …
Harry: Professor, Irina and Sirius are finally married, are you shaking because you are very moved?
Snape: …
Irina: Professor, we will be colleagues in the future, are you touched?
Sirius: Of course he dared not move.
Snape: …
About moving:
Ron and Lavender Brown are married and moving.
Harry and Hermione got married and moved.
Irina and Sirius are married...
"If you dare to move, I dare to cry for you!"
——Ms. Black, who was still scolding the bastard traitor three years ago, said with tears in her eyes.
They didn't move.
About Master Ma:
Master Ma married Astoria, the youngest daughter of the Greengrass family.
Mostly Gryffindors who come to get married
What's wrong with you Malfoy? ? ?
About Rita:
Finished writing Voldemort's autobiography - "I was actually a half-breed but insisted on those years of pure blood"
Irina: ...I suggest you change your name
Rita: What's the name?
Irina: "My ancestors were Slytherin, and then I gathered the treasures of the three founders to make Horcruxes, and finally these three were destroyed by the basilisks raised by Slytherin. The tragic Shura field"
Rita: ...
Irina: The subtitle is "The Sword of Gryffindor Laughs and Doesn't Talk"
Rita: ...I'd better change the title.
The final publication of Voldemort's autobiography was titled——
The Life of Disgusted Tom
Irina: ... yes yes 666
Still about Rita:
Rita: I'm going to write Dumbledore's next autobiography.
Irina: Do you want me to gossip with you about his dark history?
Harry: I'm coming too I'm coming too.
Hermione: Add me.
Ron: I've heard some too.
Sirius: Do you want my help?
Rita: ...you students, what's going on!
Everyone else: →_→ You are also his student
about work
Irina: I, the History of Magic Professor
Sirius: I, Auror
Harry: I, the Seeker on the Quidditch team
Ron: Me, struggling with the Auror exams
Hermione: I, Ron's proctor, by the way, Ron, you failed your second exam
Ron: …
About the future:
Harry and Hermione have two children, brother and sister
Brother has brown hair and green eyes, sister has red hair and green eyes
The favorite of the two is Ron.
Ron: Just because I play games with them?
Siblings: No, because we both love Lavender.
Ron: Why!
Brother and sister: Maybe it's because she is so good at cheating that every time we can eat ice cream that we can't get at home, or Ron, you can still get married?
Lavender: ...I hear you! ! !
Or about the future:
Harry and Hermione have one in Ravenclaw and one in Hufflepuff
Ron and Lavender have three children, one in Gryffindor and two in Hufflepuff
Irina: Wow, the future student council president has been hired by Hufflepuff!Hufflepuff is the best house!
This is a big victory for Hufflepuff!
Or about the future:
"So are you planning to have kids?"
Irina and Sirius smiled without saying a word, and said to Regulus, "You talk too much nonsense."
"The Black family is gone, and you still want to inherit the throne?"
Mrs. Black sneered: "Then it's better to let them keep our portraits, so that we can live a long life."
Regulus: Mama deserves to be a mama
Still about the future:
When Dumbledore retired, Rita published his biography——
"That's why when I broke up with my friend back then, I never expected that we would end up in a sadomasochistic relationship"
Subtitled The Life and Lies of Dumbledore
Dumbledore: …
Grindelwald: wow
Or about the future:
After writing various biographies, Rita geared up and set her sights on...
Hermione: What do you want to do?
Rita: How about I write a biography of Harry who finally had to admit there was another woman behind my success?
Hermione: When did you... titles get shorter and shorter?
Rita: ...
Irina: I'm coming!The title is called "The Bravery of My Baby, the Softness of My Teenager and the Strongness of My Youth: Don't Flee, Voldemort"
Rita: Go!
In the end, there is still no biography for Harry. His greatest achievement is not defeating Voldemort, but——
"The Best Seeker in the Quidditch World of the 21st Century: Harry Potter"
last of the last:
Irina: Sirius, I love you
Sirius: Irina, I love you too
Irina: So when do we move?
Sirius: ...
The author has something to say:
It's over, here we go!
To be honest, I wrote those headlines very happily, hahahahahahaha
"Crookshanks!"
Hermione snatched Crookshanks into her arms with a cry of surprise, and saw him holding a ginger kitten in his mouth.
"Tell me! Whose seed!!!"
About the History of Magic Professor:
Since then, Hogwarts has added a ghost named Binns, and his favorite thing to do is to gossip with his classmates and "remember the past".
"Since you have so much gossip, why is your history of magic so boring!"
"Because you don't gossip when you're a teacher, and you don't become a teacher when you gossip."
"...you won."
Or about the History of Magic professor:
Professor Black's lectures are very interesting, simple and easy to understand, full of gossip, listening to her lectures seems to be in the historical scene——
However, she will assign a lot of homework later, according to statistics:
Most of the homework in the first grade was spent on the history of magic, but because of this, the grammar and spelling of these little brats have been greatly improved...
congratulations?
about work:
Irina lives in school every [-] days and goes home every [-] days
Sirius is on duty as an Auror one, three, five, and returns home on two, four, and six days
perfect
Irina went home in two, four or six days, took homework corrections with her, and was furious in the face of the brat's incomprehensible homework
Sirius returned home in two or four or six days, took the Ministry of Magic pager with him, and went out in the middle of the night to solve the problem——
Then the two scold Dumbledore together with Regulus.
Dumbledore: ? ? ?
About Irina's wedding scene where the Potions Professor is located:
Snape: …
Harry: Professor, Irina and Sirius are finally married, are you shaking because you are very moved?
Snape: …
Irina: Professor, we will be colleagues in the future, are you touched?
Sirius: Of course he dared not move.
Snape: …
About moving:
Ron and Lavender Brown are married and moving.
Harry and Hermione got married and moved.
Irina and Sirius are married...
"If you dare to move, I dare to cry for you!"
——Ms. Black, who was still scolding the bastard traitor three years ago, said with tears in her eyes.
They didn't move.
About Master Ma:
Master Ma married Astoria, the youngest daughter of the Greengrass family.
Mostly Gryffindors who come to get married
What's wrong with you Malfoy? ? ?
About Rita:
Finished writing Voldemort's autobiography - "I was actually a half-breed but insisted on those years of pure blood"
Irina: ...I suggest you change your name
Rita: What's the name?
Irina: "My ancestors were Slytherin, and then I gathered the treasures of the three founders to make Horcruxes, and finally these three were destroyed by the basilisks raised by Slytherin. The tragic Shura field"
Rita: ...
Irina: The subtitle is "The Sword of Gryffindor Laughs and Doesn't Talk"
Rita: ...I'd better change the title.
The final publication of Voldemort's autobiography was titled——
The Life of Disgusted Tom
Irina: ... yes yes 666
Still about Rita:
Rita: I'm going to write Dumbledore's next autobiography.
Irina: Do you want me to gossip with you about his dark history?
Harry: I'm coming too I'm coming too.
Hermione: Add me.
Ron: I've heard some too.
Sirius: Do you want my help?
Rita: ...you students, what's going on!
Everyone else: →_→ You are also his student
about work
Irina: I, the History of Magic Professor
Sirius: I, Auror
Harry: I, the Seeker on the Quidditch team
Ron: Me, struggling with the Auror exams
Hermione: I, Ron's proctor, by the way, Ron, you failed your second exam
Ron: …
About the future:
Harry and Hermione have two children, brother and sister
Brother has brown hair and green eyes, sister has red hair and green eyes
The favorite of the two is Ron.
Ron: Just because I play games with them?
Siblings: No, because we both love Lavender.
Ron: Why!
Brother and sister: Maybe it's because she is so good at cheating that every time we can eat ice cream that we can't get at home, or Ron, you can still get married?
Lavender: ...I hear you! ! !
Or about the future:
Harry and Hermione have one in Ravenclaw and one in Hufflepuff
Ron and Lavender have three children, one in Gryffindor and two in Hufflepuff
Irina: Wow, the future student council president has been hired by Hufflepuff!Hufflepuff is the best house!
This is a big victory for Hufflepuff!
Or about the future:
"So are you planning to have kids?"
Irina and Sirius smiled without saying a word, and said to Regulus, "You talk too much nonsense."
"The Black family is gone, and you still want to inherit the throne?"
Mrs. Black sneered: "Then it's better to let them keep our portraits, so that we can live a long life."
Regulus: Mama deserves to be a mama
Still about the future:
When Dumbledore retired, Rita published his biography——
"That's why when I broke up with my friend back then, I never expected that we would end up in a sadomasochistic relationship"
Subtitled The Life and Lies of Dumbledore
Dumbledore: …
Grindelwald: wow
Or about the future:
After writing various biographies, Rita geared up and set her sights on...
Hermione: What do you want to do?
Rita: How about I write a biography of Harry who finally had to admit there was another woman behind my success?
Hermione: When did you... titles get shorter and shorter?
Rita: ...
Irina: I'm coming!The title is called "The Bravery of My Baby, the Softness of My Teenager and the Strongness of My Youth: Don't Flee, Voldemort"
Rita: Go!
In the end, there is still no biography for Harry. His greatest achievement is not defeating Voldemort, but——
"The Best Seeker in the Quidditch World of the 21st Century: Harry Potter"
last of the last:
Irina: Sirius, I love you
Sirius: Irina, I love you too
Irina: So when do we move?
Sirius: ...
The author has something to say:
It's over, here we go!
To be honest, I wrote those headlines very happily, hahahahahahaha
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