man of oz

What is it like to like someone?

Many books and movies have given the answers, happiness, longing, longing, change, bitterness, accommodation, fulfillment... Besides these, there is a more direct point for Lu Yuege - in the boundless dream, he wants to be with He is intimate, kisses him, even soul and flesh bond/bond...

The more familiar you are, the more you like it.

It was the first time that Lu Yuege fell in love with someone. Apart from going to class and working part-time, thinking about his partners far away in the mountains, a bigger part of his heart was occupied by Nongzijian.

What is he doing, playing ball or playing games... He treats me so well, is it possible for him to like me, is it possible for him to like men, I hope he doesn't have a girlfriend, and will he come back to me during the summer vacation? play in the mountains...

After getting along for a long time, Lu Yuege discovered that Nongzijian looked sunny and sporty, but was actually very dull.

We made an appointment to play golf together, but Nongzijian was late. "The girl from the design department said that the computer couldn't be turned on. I tried everything. I went to have a look. Guess what's going on? The monitor switch is not turned on. !Bai ran half of the school. I also installed a software before, wiped off the golden finger and so on, and asked me to take a look. Hey, girls are sometimes so cute as Xiaobai..."

...You are the cute idiot.Lu Yuege said, "Did she treat you—"

"No, we used to be in the same high school. She was a friend of my classmates and helped them a few times. Her friend said that she wanted to recognize me as an older brother. The relationship is absolutely pure!" Nongzijian said firmly. .

... At what age do you still recognize your brother and sister, and still have an absolutely pure relationship?It sounds like there are suspicions of ambiguity and spare tires!Lu Yuege thought sourly in his heart, and at the same time secretly heaved a sigh of relief. It's good for him to be slow, and he wasn't deceived by others... Oh no, no, he is so stupid, isn't it easier to be deceived by others...

"Do you recognize it?" Lu Yuege asked him.

"No... She didn't tell me personally, I can't just tell others that I want to recognize you as my younger sister." Nongzijian said, "Besides, it always feels a bit overwhelming to recognize a classmate I don't know very well as my younger sister." strange……"

Lu Yuege couldn't help laughing.

This guy is so straight and stupid.

An embarrassing story about Nong Zijian and his dormitory was circulated.

There is an urban village near these universities, where the rent is relatively cheap. Many foreigners and fresh graduates rent houses there. There are many cheap and delicious things and large and small Internet cafes in the small streets. At the same time, there are also A red light district well known to many men.

The G military training lasted for more than 20 days. After the end, a group of young Internet addicts came to the nearby Internet cafe to play games. They didn't come out of the Internet cafe until after 10 o'clock. The group was going to find a place to eat.

The street lights were a little dim, and the alley they took a short cut was very narrow, only pedestrians passing by in a hurry, and people standing and whispering in twos and threes.

The boys talked and laughed in low voices as they walked, everyone knew where this place was.

Nongzijian didn't understand, and didn't think too much about it.

While discussing the game just now, a young woman suddenly opened the door and came out and bumped into him. He quickly helped her up and apologized repeatedly.

The woman seemed to have twisted her foot, she half-relyed to him and said it was fine, just let him help her to the back room.

The boys on the side didn't know that he was so "simple", they all smiled secretly, and told him with an attitude of watching the show, there is no hurry.

As a result, Nongzijian really foolishly helped people in, leaving everyone looking at each other in blank dismay.

"It looks very honest, but it's actually so impatient."

"Hey hey, there are no honest men in the world who look like regular customers."

"I've been training for so long, I can't hold back anymore, hahaha..."

"Hey, this is not good, this guy is stupid, I don't think he really knows—"

"What's the matter, men have to go through this—"

As soon as the voice fell, Nongzijian rushed out in disheveled clothes, and the two women inside chased after him, everyone was dumbfounded.

"Damn, run quickly!" Nongzijian yelled as he ran, and behind him was a woman in revealing clothes who was still yelling, "Handsome guy, don't run, my sister will teach you how to be a real man~".

As a result, there were scenes of several young and strong boys running wildly in the alley, and those who didn't know it thought something big had happened.

Mentioning this matter, the second child in the dormitory, Zhou Changfa, was spitting, and was slapped by the farmer who came out of the bathroom with a sword, "Damn it, you are talking about this again, you group of unscrupulous guys, you know it is Don't remind me anywhere!"

Lu Yuege listened with a smile on his face, secretly laughing at Nongzijian's stupidity and slowness.

Nongzijian's face was a little burning. He was really stupid at the time. He sent the woman into the house, and he didn't realize it until he was touched.

It's so stupid B so embarrassing.

"Who knew you were so stupid! There are the most things in the alley, and men know it, even if you haven't heard of it, you can see it." Zhou Changfa laughed and avoided Nongzijian's fist.

Nongzijian was so embarrassed, he was still immersed in the game world at that time, so he didn't care to see what was wrong there.

"Stupid! Even if it's not...then what, you can't see the other party is a woman, just go straight into other people's room, okay? Don't you often have such news that when you wake up in the morning, your kidneys are gone? You are really a little defensive None." Lu Yuege passed a piece of news that happened to be "a man met a beautiful woman at night and spent a good night together, and woke up to find that his kidneys were gone".

Nongzijian waved his hand in a rough voice, "I'm a big man, what can she do to me!"

Zhou Changfa is worthy of his ranking as the second child. He is known as Zhou Dachun, and he loves to tell dirty jokes.He winked meanly, "Of course it's to take away your virginity/male body~ I guess, if we weren't there at that time, you wouldn't have come out right away. You must have half pushed and half enjoyed it."

"Fuck off! Everyone is so disrespectful to you. Fuck me, I'm such a good-natured young man, I want to leave my innocent body to my future wife!" Nongzijian pointed his middle finger at him contemptuously.

"Zijian with four-pack abs is a single dog and a virgin like me. I feel more balanced." Fatty Zhao, the third child who was playing a harem game, interjected, "Zijian, let me introduce Have you played this game yet? Tsk tsk tsk, look at how cute these cute girls are, how can a real person compare to them!"

"What's so interesting about this kind of paper man game with big eyes that take up half of the face, a pointed chin, and big breasts that are about to explode? CS, DNF, Warcraft, Resident Evil, Silent Hill... Minesweeper is more interesting than your game .” Nongzijian despised him.

"Hey, it's still the same way! I'm a cute girl, okay! You're not a man anymore!" Fatty will never allow others to say that his cute girl is not good.

"Does a real man have to rely on a woman to prove it?" Nongzijian laughed and raised his fist, "I want to be the man of One Piece!"

"Damn, gay! May you be single for 1 years!"

Lu Yuege smiled and listened to their dismantling each other. He only played poker and chess, and occasionally played Tetris when he was bored. He had only heard the names of the games they mentioned, and he didn’t know how to play them. , so sometimes he doesn't know what they mean when they say some jokes and puns.

Zhou Changfa shook his head, "Look, this is the reason why I don't have a girlfriend. A cute girl who is obsessed with Two-dimensional childlike X breasts every day, and a girl who plays this kind of game with few female players every day and fights and kills all day long. Saved, doomed to be single!"

Nong Zijian took it easy, "What's the rush, college has just started, maybe I'll find a girlfriend in a few days."

"All right, all right, we'll treat you to a big meal when you lose your virginity!"

"Go to hell..."

After the roommates went out, only Lu Yuege and Nongzijian were left in the dormitory. Lu Yuege looked at Nongzijian with a half-smile.

"Why do you look at me like this?" Nongzijian felt a little terrified in his heart. There was nothing he could do. Lu Yuege had long hair, and his eyes were deep when he looked seriously at people. Moreover, Yan Lie in the dormitory had even preached about his glorious deeds. Why did he lose himself? I'm back, don't be afraid of ghosts...

When he looked at him seriously, Nongzijian would occasionally have a feeling... that the other party had some kind of mysterious power, those eyes seemed to be able to suck people in.

There was no one around, so Lu Yuege knocked him with a book, and couldn't help but educate him, "Hey, I said, don't go fooling around in that kind of place, it's not clean, what to do if you get sick, what to do if you get caught... Please keep your five good youths innocent body."

"I still want to find a girlfriend to break this innocence..." It's not honorable for a man to be an adult or a virgin. Nongzijian is a little embarrassed, "You are so handsome, Isn't it long gone?"

"Guess." Lu Yuege whetted his appetite.

"There's no need to guess, it's definitely not!" Nongzijian felt that there was no need to doubt it.

"I know you don't believe me. I have never had a girlfriend. Like you, I have never even touched the hands of the opposite sex." Lu Yuege said honestly.

Nongzi Jian glanced at him up and down, shook his head, "I don't believe it." It must be impossible for someone so handsome to have never had a girlfriend!

"Really!" Lu Yuege rolled his eyes, smiled, and put his hands on the waistband of his sports pants to pull them apart, "If you don't believe me, look at this color——"

Look, this guy is really duplicity, he doesn't look like he's never had meat before.Nongzijian kicked him and shrank back into the bed, "Who wants to see! Can you still see this, think me stupid!"

On the surface, June looks very gentle and loves to laugh. After getting along with him for a long time, I realized that he is actually quite outgoing, can tell dirty jokes, and always likes to tease himself verbally. The good boy grows up.

The weather in Southwest China in January is cold and humid, and the wind is biting, but it can't stop young people from going out to party and have fun.This evening Yan Lie celebrated his birthday, and invited a dozen friends and classmates to eat hot pot and sing K together.

It was past eleven o'clock when the meeting ended, and the north gate of the Agricultural College close to G University was closed at 11:30, and if you go back through the gate, you will be restricted, so Yan Lie asked Lu Yuege to sleep in their dormitory.

Nongzijian was coaxed by everyone to send a few girls back to the dormitory. They were embarrassed to call Lu Yuege, but this time Lu Yuege went with Nongzijian for the first time.

Cough, the reason is very simple, he is afraid that Nongzijian will be abducted by those girls.

When they finally returned to the dormitory, Nongzijian took a pair of ball pants and dragged Lu Yuege into the bathroom together, "Wash together, hurry up, there will be no hot water later."

There is only one bathroom in the six-person dormitory, and there is no hot water after 11:40. Washing together can save time.

Lu Yuege, who was pulled into the bathroom, began to blush and have a heartbeat, taking a bath together naked? !It's not that he hasn't bathed in the bathhouse, but... this is the object of his crush... No, no, what will happen when the little brother stands up...

"What are the ink stains, take off your clothes." Nongzijian said while taking off his clothes.

In the small bathroom, Lu Yuege tried to calm himself down. He tied his hair sideways, then took off his clothes and pants and hung them up. When he turned around again, Nongzijian had already taken off his clothes. He asked him if he wanted to wash head.

The two stood tens of centimeters apart. Nongzijian was in good shape, with honey-colored skin, a large frame but not stout, wide shoulders and narrow waist, and even had four-pack abs.

Lu Yuege only felt that the nosebleed was about to spurt out, he swallowed, pretended to be calm and replied no, Nongzijian turned on the shower.

Nongzijian didn't notice it, poured shampoo and began to wash his hair.At this moment, he didn't have any interest in men's bodies, he only felt that Lu Yuege's skin was really fair.

Hot water poured down, Nong Zijian wet his body and rubbed it with a towel a few times, then stepped aside to rub the shower gel, and gave the shower to Lu Yuege.

The bathroom was full of water vapor. Nongzijian was rubbing the foam while looking up and down Lu Yuege's body. Looking at it, his head became hot, so he stretched out his hand full of foam and rubbed Lu Yuege's arm, "Your skin is so soft! It's so white!"

……

Lu Yuege's blood surged from his sudden movement, he stretched out his hand to grab the evil hand, squinted his eyes and approached Nongzi's sword, and said in a dangerous tone, "Do you know that your actions are very important to our people?" What does it mean by custom?"

There was a lot of water on the ground, Nongzi's sword slipped and fell directly into Lu Yuege's arms, "Ah? What do you mean?"

I heard that there are many taboos among ethnic minorities. Could it be that he violated some of their taboos just now?Not a woman...

This silly boy actually took it seriously, so let's continue the act, Lu Yuege held back his smile and supported him, "Touch the man's body directly, flirt with him, and show that you have that kind of intention for the other party...want to be with the other party... cough cough! "

"...Your sister! I almost believed it, such a vulgar routine!" Only then did Nongzijian react.

"Why are you so easy to deceive?" Lu Yuege laughed at him twice, quickly got dressed and went out.

If he doesn't go out again, his little brother really can't hide anymore.

Nongzijian was left wondering, always thought that the other party was a kind and gentle handsome guy, but he was actually quite dark-bellied.

Damn, I feel that apart from being a little poor, he is full of advantages, even the place is... just underage, so in a few years, it won't be... Damn, it can't be compared.

——So, how did Lu Yuege fall in love with Nongzijian? Apart from his appearance and personality, he was also seduced by this straight man's frequent, unconscious intimacy.

He often dangles in front of his eyes with only a pair of ball pants, hugs vigorously when he wins and is excited, and often moves his hands and feet, flicks his forehead, etc. when he talks about dirty jokes...every time he touches This firm and warm male body, God knows how hard it is for him to hold back, yet he still pretends to be nonchalant.

After all, a straight man is a straight man, Lu Yuege never dared to go beyond the three years of college.

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I omitted more than 500 characters, and put it on Weibo_(:3」∠)_@香子非非