man of oz

The banquet was lively and lively, the men were fond of wine, Nong Zijian was also poured a few glasses, but luckily it was all beer, if it was rice wine he would have poured it already.

After having a full meal, he found a place with few people and rested on a chair by the wall, and fell asleep in a daze.

After sleeping for an unknown amount of time, a soft little hand grabbed his trouser leg, and when he opened his eyes, it was Grandpa Nineteen's grandson holding a child who looked only one or two years old and looking at him eagerly.

"Is that Xiao Mian? What's the matter?" Nongzijian asked, touching the little guy's head.

"Brother, I want to play that game, can I?" Xiao Mian said pitifully, looking at the phone in Nongzi Jian's hand.

It turned out that he wanted to play a game, so Nongzijian unlocked it and handed the phone to the child, "Hey, take it."

Every time this little guy sees other people playing games, he can't wait to watch them, but his parents use old button phones, and Nongzijian once played it for him, so he misses it.

"Thank you brother!" Xiao Mian happily showed a smiling face with missing front teeth. He sat on the ground with his back against the wall, hugged his finger-biting brother into his arms, and started playing the game.

"Is this your brother? Let me hold it for you." Seeing that he couldn't open his arms while playing and hugging his fidgeting brother, Nongzijian said so.

"Okay." Xiao Mian immediately agreed, and he got up and hugged his younger brother to Nongzijian's lap, "Xiaoye, you play with Brother Zijian first."

The finger-biting child pouted when he saw a stranger and wanted to cry. Nongzijian quickly patted him on the back to comfort him, "Hey, don't cry, don't cry, brother will play with you..."

The child's big eyes were soon wet. Nongzi Jian hurriedly coaxed him and touched his pocket. Luckily, there was a waffle. He waved it in front of the child, "Hey, do you want to eat it?"

"Eat..." Food and toys are indeed the most attractive to the child. The child sits on his lap and looks at him with sparkling eyes full of water.

Ouch, it's so cute.

Nongzijian tore open the packaging bag, and the child reached out to take it, and said "Thank you, Guoguo" in a soft voice.

"So cute." Nongzijian stroked his little head, and the child giggled.

The child became sleepy after eating. He grabbed Nongzijian's clothes, blinked non-stop, and soon fell asleep in Nongzijian's arms.

Xiao Mian is rushing to close, his eyes never leave the phone, Nongzijian told him not to look at the phone so close, it is easy to get sleepy in autumn, he counted the child's long eyelashes, which are as long as Yuege's... and then he himself Slowly fell asleep.

There were not many people in the place where they were sitting. Occasionally someone passed by, and seeing the young man sleeping with the child in his arms, they all walked lightly and couldn't help laughing.

When Lu Yuege came to look for him, he saw such a scene. The little child was sleeping soundly in Nongzijian's arms. People couldn't help but feel how wide and wide his arms would be if he were an older brother, or even a father. Safety.

Lu Yuege's heart was sore and soft, and at the same time, he was also a little worried. If he hadn't been with him, Zijian would definitely be a good father.

When he was sleeping at night, Nongzijian felt that Lu Yuege was a little weird. Although he always liked to tease him, but tonight especially... what he said was extremely embarrassing.

Nongzijian bit the back of his hand and tried not to make a sound. When he was about to rush to the top, Lu Yuege, who had blushing cheeks, bit his ear and asked, "Zijian, can I shoot inside?"

Damn, make it sound like how many times you didn't have s in it!Nongzi pulled his hair scattered on his back with his sword, feeling ashamed and annoyed, "That's enough, hurry up..."

Lu Yuege complied contentedly, and when he was done, he held the Nongzi sword sideways and touched his abdomen from time to time.

Nongzijian was still breathing unsteadily, "Why do you keep touching my stomach... Is my abdominal muscle more obvious again, envy?"

"..." Lu Yuege patted his stomach and whispered something.

"What are you talking about?" Nongzijian asked, combing his Lengxiang's hair with his fingers.

Lu Yuege put her hands on his abdomen, and laughed hoarsely, "She-had gone in so much, if a baby can be conceived here—"

Nongzijian's hand that was gently stroking his hair turned into a knocking hand, "What nonsense are you talking about!"

You are the one who is pregnant with your sister!

He pinched Lu Yuege's tun-meat hard, "Come out quickly, you want a baby, right? I'll let you give birth later!"

"Hey~" Lu Yuege rolled over his body and continued to jerk, "Come again... if you do it a few more times, you might be able to..."

"Ah! Bastard... You, take it easy..."

Probably influenced by his words, Nongzijian had a very strange dream that night.

Lu Yuege was still dressed in his previous dreams, gorgeous navy blue robe, silver horns on his head, silver collar on his neck, long hair, handsome and beautiful, looked powerful and powerful, and had a very spacious cave, Inside are rare treasures and all kinds of beasts and birds of prey.

And he originally lived in a modern metropolis, somehow he strayed into this place, and was taken back by his clansmen, dedicated to Lu Yuege who was lying in front of the ferocious tiger.

"Zijian, you are here." Lu Yuege, the leader of all demons, put down the book in his hand, and walked barefoot in front of Nongzijian. He hugged Nongzijian, with both hands lingering on the buttocks of Nongzijian, " The body is strong, here is big and warped, it is indeed easy to give birth."

"... Birth, Birth?" Nong Zijian thought he heard it wrong.

"Fool, I don't understand this, it means that you are especially suitable for having children." The two red-eyed rabbits next to him covered their mouths and said with a smile.

"...What?! I am a man, how can a man give birth to a child!" Nongzijian yelled in disbelief.

"Your Majesty has a special physique. If you enter the bridal chamber, you will be able to conceive twins." The little demons beside him smiled very ambiguously.

I wipe, what bridal chamber what twins? !

The young man who never believed in gods and ghosts was shocked, "Impossible! Only women can have children, I am a man! I am not a monster!"

"Hee hee hee~" The little demons laughed endlessly, and then disappeared in a flash of golden light, leaving him and Lu Yuege alone.

"It's ok." Lu Yuege kept kissing his face, and whispered in his ear, "Zijian, let's come to the bridal chamber..."

As a contemporary youth who grew up under the Red Flag, Nongzijian certainly didn't believe in such a thing.

Not to mention that now that technology is getting more and more advanced, it is impossible for men and women to have children, even in the myths and legends of thousands of years in China and abroad, there is no male god, fairy, or monster who gave birth to children, okay?

When the scene changed, they held a grand wedding in this cave, and their married life was very happy. They spent every night in the cave, hunting and working in the fields during the day.

Until one day he found that something was wrong with his body, he was easily fatigued, and he liked to eat sour food.

Lu Yuege felt his pulse, and then his worried expression turned into surprise. He hugged Nongzijian, "Zijian, you are pregnant!"

Nongzi's sword was frightened by the lightning, of course he didn't believe it, "How is this possible."

Lu Yuege touched his stomach in surprise, "It's true, you have our child in your stomach!"

"Impossible!" Nongzijian pushed him anxiously, "If it is possible to give birth, where will the child come from?!"

Could it be that place? !

...It seems that there is only one place for men - he doesn't want it! !

"Don't be afraid, it didn't come from there." Lu Yuege explained while stroking Nongzijian's belly, "Snakes lay eggs, and after two months, you only need to perform a small spell to take out the eggs , after a while, the baby will hatch..."

What little spell?Still scary okay!Nongzijian struggled endlessly, "No...I'm a man, I don't want to have eggs! I don't want to have children! Get out!"

"Zijian, don't you want our child?" The man in gorgeous clothes looked up at him pitifully.

Sure enough, Nongzijian gradually stopped struggling.

A child... If he can give birth to a child who combines their blood... If he can give birth to a child who looks like Yue Ge, it must be a cute child like an elf, who will call himself Dad and grow up slowly...

"Is it okay?" Lu Yuege acted like a baby with him, gently stroking his stomach, "I want Zijian's baby..."

"But, but..."

"Don't be afraid, it won't hurt at all." Lu Yuege coaxed him by kissing his forehead, "I love you so much, how could I be willing to let you hurt... Believe me."

Nongzijian couldn't bear to refuse him, so he agreed half-heartedly and contradictoryly.

The scene changed again, Lu Yuege happily took out two eggs glowing with blue fireflies from the quilt, "Zijian, our child, look!"

Even in the dream, Nongzijian felt that he had been struck by lightning, what the hell, did these two eggs pop out of his stomach? !

Too tm unscientific!

"... When will they come out of the egg?" Nongzijian asked.

"My baby... Daddy will wait for you to come out." Lu Yuege kissed the two eggs lightly, then he hugged Nongzijian and put the two eggs into Nongzijian's arms, "Soon , and they will hatch out of their shells after another month of incubation."

"..." Nongzijian was in a complicated mood, what if a baby snake hatched, he was still very afraid of snakes.

The two snake eggs were getting bigger and bigger. Suddenly one day, the subtle sound of "Kaka" sounded, and the eggshell slowly cracked open. Two one-year-old children showed their upper bodies from the eggshells, with soft black hair. , snow-white skin, big black eyes, eyebrows and eyes are very similar to Lu Yuege, Nongzijian, who was originally very nervous, was so excited that his eye sockets were moist.

"Father... Daddy..." The two children called out to them with soft voices with open arms.

"Baby!" Nongzijian and Lu Yuege excitedly slowly took out two cute little elves from the eggshells.

Great, this is their child...

The children are very lively and cute, they keep calling "Daddy" and "Daddy", with their lover by their side and the child in their arms, Nongzijian feels extremely happy.

The two brothers were very lively, giggling non-stop in their arms, and vying for Nongzi's hug, even waving their little hands and quarreling, Nongzijian couldn't laugh or cry, "Be good, baby, daddy hugs first!" Brother, let your father hold you, wait..."

"I want Dad to hug me!"

"I want it too, I want it too!"

Hey, the two little guys are too energetic. Nongzijian was about to coax them again, but unexpectedly the two little guys transformed into two little black-scaled snakes and started spraying each other.

Nongzijian didn't expect that the two white and tender children would turn into snakes. He was so frightened that the two snakes fell to the ground as soon as he let go of his hand.

After falling to the ground, the two children who turned into human babies burst into tears, "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow..."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

"Fuck——" This is my child after all, it's terrible to be thrown to the ground, Nongzijian was in a panic and anxious, he stood up suddenly——

"Baby!"

——and then the dream awoke.

It was still dark, and the light in the room was very dark. Lu Yuege fell asleep on his side, with his arms resting on Nongzijian, and he was still sleeping soundly.

Nongzijian's breathing was a little short, he remembered clearly what happened in the dream, and his heart was still hanging high because he missed and dropped his "son".

Fuck, it's another dream...

It's all my fault for this guy to keep saying those words in my ear these days, two men having a baby or something, otherwise how could I have such a dream...

"Baby, what's the matter..." Lu Yuege also woke up, he stood up and put his arms around Nongzijian and asked.

"Damn! It's all your fault!" Nongzi Jian punched Lu Yuege.

"What's the matter?" Lu Yuege was a little confused.

Nongzijian's heart is still throbbing because he dropped a child in his dream. He likes those two children who look like Lu Yuege, cute and lively, but the dream is too short...

He told Lu Yuege about his dream, and Lu Yuege couldn't help laughing after hearing it, "I think about it every day and dream about it at night, Zijian, you want to have my child, um—"

"Damn, shut up, shut up!" Nongzijian blushed and smoked, "It's because you keep saying things like this that I have these weird dreams."

Lu Yuege touched his abdomen, "How strange... Now that science and technology are developing so fast, maybe we can really have our own children in a few years... Shall I give birth to you? It is connected by our blood, Looks like your..."

"...Those two children look like you, they are very cute." Nongzijian tried hard to recall the two children who called him his father in his dream, and he was a little sad, "But I accidentally fell to the ground... "

"You don't do that. If you have children, you will love them very, very much. You will be a good father."

"You know again?"

"Of course I know, that's how you are." Lu Yuege kissed Nongzijian's shoulder, "Did you name them?"

"I got it, but I can't remember clearly. I just remember that there is a word 'Ge' in their names, which is the 'Ge' you used to be."

"Why this word?"

"I don't know, they all have this word in their names, maybe... it's because they look like you."

"Well, next time I have another one, one that looks like you, and it's best to have a pear dimple like you at the corner of the mouth, it's so pretty when you smile..."

Before dawn, the two of them were lying on the bed, talking further and further away, as if the two big men could really give birth to a child.

The author has something to say:

Zijian is dreaming again hahaha~o(*￣︶￣*)o

Another chapter later.

I drew a manga of this dream, if you are interested, go to my Weibo to have a look~