Mr. Cat

Shu Ling is still only the size of a palm, and his whole body is covered with a layer of white light, but his appearance has changed a lot.The originally blurred face suddenly became clear, with all the facial features. To Lu Guangting, Shu Ling's eyebrows and eyes were still very familiar.

It looked like his junior high school math teacher.

Lu Guangting's junior high school mathematics teacher is a girl who also serves as his class teacher.Lu Guangting asked himself, from his aesthetic point of view, she was quite cute, with a petite figure, and she wore short, neat hair all year round.Her surname is Zhao, she is in her 20s, and she has a natural baby voice.

When Ms. Zhao took office, many people worried that she would not be qualified for the position of class teacher. They did not expect her to be extremely outstanding in addition to her teaching ability, and the class teacher also did a good job.She acts vigorously and resolutely, says what she says, rewards and punishments are strict, and spends a lot of time communicating with parents and students.

Lu Guangting was one of the most diligent students communicated, he was really bad at math.

Lu Guangting has just entered junior high school, and he still has full expectations. Listening to the baby's voice and looking at the lovely face of the head teacher, he feels that his junior high school life will be very happy.It's just that he didn't expect that the head teacher was his math teacher, and he was also a very strict and responsible math teacher.

To put it bluntly, Mr. Zhao contributed a lot to Lu Guangting's smooth admission to Guangdu Middle School.

Correspondingly, Teacher Zhao also became Lu Guangting's nightmare.He still remembers the pain of being forced to writhe in the sea of ​​questions, his mind is full of geometry, functions, cones and other topics.

You know, he is a guy who doesn't even bother to calculate the length, width, and area. Back in elementary school, it was easy to memorize the series when he memorized the ninety-nine multiplication table.

The ancestors of the Lu family had produced several champions, a series of Jinshi, and countless others, and even set up an academy to teach and educate people.

The Lu family members are top-notch in terms of logic and IQ, and they are good at both arts and science. Lu Guangting's father and Louis' uncle are the best examples.It's a pity that in Lu Guangting's generation, he somehow had a genetic mutation. Asking him to learn mathematics is like killing him. In primary school, asking him to learn Olympiad is even more troublesome.

Even Louis couldn't figure it out. What went wrong? Could it be that the double helix was twisted wrong during DNA replication?Twisting a good double helix into a twist, gave birth to Lu Guangting, a Lu family who regards mathematics as a scourge.

"Why are you making such a fuss?" Louis picked up the teapot on the table and poured himself a cup. Seeing that it contained chrysanthemum tea, he frowned slightly.

Lu Wu jumped down from the table and nestled on Louis' lap, with his front paws tucked under his thick chest, narrowing his animal pupils, gloating at the show.

Lu Guangting scrambled and jumped from the head of the bed to the end of the bed, and found that Louis was still beside him, drinking tea and stroking the cat, a feeling of grief and indignation suddenly rose in his heart.

"Grandfather!" Lu Guangting shouted loudly.

Louis raised his eyes: "What?"

"I don't want this book spirit!"

Louis said indifferently: "There is no reason to take back a gift that is sent out."

Lu Guangting held back for a long time, cupped his hands and said, "Farewell!" As soon as he finished speaking, he opened the door and walked away.

Shu Ling floated back sadly, holding a math book bigger than it and sighing.Ordinary spirits are male and female, but book spirits are not.Although its face has turned into that of a cute girl, its body is still a flat body, "light" and can't see anything.

A sound similar to laughter came from Lu Wu's throat.

In fact, the appearance of human emotions on a cat's face can make people feel inexplicable fear.Maybe it's because Louis has always accepted these things well, or maybe Lu Wu is not an ordinary cat, but Louis doesn't feel scared at all.

Over there, Shu Ling was still weeping alone.

While turning the math book back into the bamboo slips, it held the bamboo slips and cried, and murmured to itself, "Sure enough, I'm still suitable for collecting dust in the attic. This world is no longer suitable for me. Even if I know the frontier theory of mathematics, But if Ting Ting doesn’t learn, I know what’s the point of this?”

Louis was drinking tea and listened to it's chant, when he heard a sentence suddenly, he laughed so hard that he choked up all the tea he had drunk.

"Ting Ting." Lu Yi's expression didn't change much, but his stomach was already full of laughter.

Lu Guangting was born in the early morning, just when the bright sun was shining on the courtyard, so he got the name of Guangting, who was the same as Prime Minister Pei in history.No matter who calls him Guang Ting, but no one has ever called him Ting Ting.The first one to eat crabs turned out to be a not-so-human book spirit.

Louis got up and went to the French windows, opened the curtains, and saw that Ting Ting, whom Shu Ling spoke of, was crouching by a bush with a displeasure on his face, with leather ropes wrapped around his wrists, winding a horse dog not far away. .

He never forgets to tease cats and dogs even when he is sulky, this poor kid.

Shu Ling was still carrying the bamboo slips, lamenting that his knowledge was useless.Lu Yi was extremely helpless, and Lu Guangting's bad math almost became his heart disease. The descendants of the Lu family grew up under his nose.

Twenty or thirty years ago, when Lu Guangting's father, Lu Tingjiu, was still a boy, Louis also worried about it. Lu Tingjiu had good grades, but he was ashamed to go out and socialize with others.Back then, it took Louis a lot of effort to lure Lu Tingjiu to take the first step in interacting with people. Without Louis' patience, it would be hard to say whether Lu Tingjiu would be able to find his current wife.

When he arrived at Lu Guangting, the thing Louis had to worry about was much simpler—improving his math scores.

Zuo Shuling had already borrowed flowers and presented Buddha to send it out, so there was absolutely no reason to take it back.He knows Lu Guangting's temperament well, at most he will be sullen now and will come back later.

When Louis finished his second cup of tea, Lu Guangting finally returned to the bedroom with a sullen face.

As soon as he stepped into the bedroom, Lu Guangting took the lead: "Grandfather, do you have the heart to treat a 15-year-old boy like this?" In terms of thick skin, he said second, no one dared to say first.

The teacup collided with the table and made a dull sound. Louis put down the teacup and said expressionlessly: "15 years old, if you were in the past, you should have started to get involved in the family business at your age, and you can't even figure out how much you are. "

Shu Ling was still holding the bamboo slips in the box and was unhappy, but when he heard Lu Guangting's voice, his eyes lit up, and he jumped out of the box with a crash.

It flew to Lu Guangting courteously, and said as if offering a treasure: "I can help you calculate Wei Tian's geometry."

Lu Guangting frowned slightly, and couldn't help but said, "I feel like I'm suffocating when I see you."

Shu Ling was greatly shocked, and flew back into the box unhappily, holding the bamboo slips and weeping again.

Lu Yi felt that he had already delivered the gift, and guessing that Lu Guangting would no longer be sullen, he prepared to go back home.Just now when he was looking at Lu Guangting through the floor-to-ceiling windows, he also saw the vigorous and powerful sweet-scented osmanthus tree. If he stayed here any longer, he was afraid that he would fall in love with the scene and make himself sad for nothing.

Throughout the ages, how many people have pursued immortality, only coveting the pleasure of living the same life as the heaven and the earth, and shining with the sun and the moon.But those who are truly immortal would rather be an ordinary person, at least they would not watch their relatives leave one by one.Even if he knew that his mother and uncle were both dying of old age, he had nothing to worry about before he left.

But after several years, until now, when he recalled the past scenes, he still inevitably felt some resentment in his heart, resenting how they were willing to leave him alone.

He was sad.

"Meow—" a hoarse meow brought him back to reality.

Louis woke up suddenly, and found that he almost fell into negative emotions just now.He brushed Lu Wu's soft fur with his hand, and whispered, "Thank you, Mr. Cat."

Lu Wu looked at him sideways, licked the palm of his hand, then jumped onto his shoulder familiarly, found a comfortable position and squatted down.

Louis glanced at his watch, and the hour hand was already pointing to [-]. It happened to be the time when the sun was at its most vicious. Louis thought, he could take a nap after going back at this time, get up in the afternoon to correct the test papers, and then go out to have a meal after five o'clock .His little abacus flew up, and his originally depressed mood also flew up along with the abacus.

"Guo Ting, it's getting late, I'll be back first, say hello to your parents for me." Louis got up, smoothed the wrinkles on his clothes, and was about to walk away.

Lu Guangting was still sulking at first, but when he heard what Louis said, he immediately jumped three feet high, and tearfully asked Louis to stay: "Grandfather! Let's go after dinner!" If Louis leaves at this time, their family should stage a performance in the afternoon Mixed doubles.

Louis was resolute, and Lu Wu opened his mouth wide in cooperation on his shoulder, making a hissing threat from his throat.

Lu Guangting had no choice but to watch Louis walk down the stairs without looking back, and strode away.He returned to his bedroom in a daze. In the bedroom, he was only accompanied by the wooden box full of math books and the book spirit with the face of Mr. Zhao.

Shu Ling squatted in the wooden box, resting his hands on the box wall, staring at Lu Guangting intently.

As soon as Lu Guangting stepped into the bedroom, he saw a small head protruding from behind the wooden box. When he saw that face, he remembered his hellish life in junior high school.Although he had to be serious, the face that Shu Ling created was even more beautiful than Teacher Zhao. Teacher Zhao is now 30 years old and looks like a mature woman. childish and lively.

But what's the use of it, it looks good but it can't be eaten, especially this book spirit is still a genderless product, who has ever heard of books being divided into genders.

Lu Guangting sat down on the side of the bed and sighed, and the spirit of the book floated over to him, and comforted him: "Your grandpa has already left, I can even hear the sound of the car starting."

Lu Guangting covered his face and remained silent, while Shu Ling continued his efforts.

"Actually, I don't hate you as much as you think. If we cooperate sincerely and work together, we will surely be able to make gold and stone, and its benefits will cut through gold..."

"Stop—" Lu Guangting raised his face and interrupted it, "Tell me first whether you are male or female?"

Shu Ling choked, and after a while, he said coyly: "It should be a man."

"should?"

"All the masters I dealt with before were men, so I should be a man too."

Lu Guangting looked at him fixedly: "Well, I will treat you as a man. If you want to get along well with me, you should change your face first."

"Replace it with what?"

Lu Guangting thought for a while, then rummaged through the box to find a graduation photo, pointed at the face of a person on it: "Replace him!"

Shu Ling leaned over to take a closer look, and after a while, her face paled: "I don't want it! I don't want to become the Mediterranean Sea!"

If Louis was here, he would definitely recognize the person Lu Guangting was referring to. He seemed to be the principal of Lu Guangting Junior High School, a middle-aged literary male with shoulder-length hair and a Mediterranean style.