Li Kui fell in love with Jia Baoyu

Li Kui choked back unceremoniously: "Don't worry, no matter what happens, you won't be a deserter."

"Li Kui, let me ask you, how did you find my mother's house?"

"You are stupid, it is written on the ID card."

I see.Du Zhen's household registration is with his parents, and he didn't have a separate household registration, which would have exposed their positions.When signing the contract with the publishing house, he did provide a copy of his ID card. It seems that Li Kui has gone through all the materials.

Furious, Du Zhen swung his fist and vowed to knock out Li Kui's front teeth.

This time Li Kui was on guard, so he took advantage of Du Zhen's strength to throw Du Zhen a big somersault.Du Zhen was not careless, and tripped Li Kui in the same way he fell, and the two of them twisted into a ball on the ground.

Li Kui is indeed a practicer, and he has kung fu in his hands, but he can't stand it because the living room is too small to use his fists and feet.Du Zhen is also a street rogue in his style of play, constantly losing his moves and doing everything he can.The two tore to the end, with a "stab", Li Kui's T-shirt was torn in half, exposing two spots on his chest.

Du Zhen jumped up as if he had been scalded, and the villain complained first: "The quality of your clothes is too bad!"

Li Kui tried to gather his clothes to cover himself, but failed, so he simply took them off, and said to Du Zhen, "Give me a piece of clothing."

Du Zhen hurriedly went to the bedroom and took out a shirt and handed it over.The two are about the same size, so Li Kui's suit fits well.

Li Kui buttoned his buttons slowly, gritted his teeth and said, "You're welcome, you're so ruthless every time you strike."

Du Zhen felt that he had been wronged: "It's not that you are bullying too much!"

"I'm too deceitful! You promised to do well and then ran away without even saying a word. Are you human?"

"I've told you a hundred times that this article can't be written. You followed me and blocked my door, and even ran to my mother. Are you human?"

"Every time you ignore me for a long time without replying, who knows what you are thinking?"

"I f*cking said that you understand so well, you are still moaning, and I still say P!"

Li Kui saw that Du Zhen didn't speak any more, and buttoned the last button in his hand.After finishing his clothes, he sneered and said, "Du Zhen, don't talk to me. You can definitely finish this article. Let me tell you, starting today, I will stay at your house and watch you write. When will you finish writing, and when will I leave."

Du Zhen was dumbfounded: "What did you say?"

Li Kui repeated word by word: "I said, from today on, I will stay at your house until you finish writing the article."

"...Li Kui! I'll fuck you!"

"It's up to you. My uncle is 56 today, and he is in good health."

"You...you are not human!"

Li Kui laughed at him: "I was originally an individual. It's all your fault. I've become a bastard and a beast."

"I..." Du Zhen was at a loss for words.Sure enough, the most humble people are invincible.He couldn't win a fight, he couldn't scold him again and again, and Li Kui knew his mother's address. Du Zhen felt like a crab with his legs tied up. He had no other choice but to wait for death.What is Li Kui going to do, steam himself or get drunk?Are the garlic juice and vinegar ready?

Li Kui continued his consistent style of doing what he said, and called someone to deliver his daily necessities amidst Du Zhen's strong protest.Du Zhen watched helplessly as the two men in black who had followed him moved boxes one after another to his home, and was so angry that he didn't eat at night.Li Kui also comforted him: "Brother, if you want to open up, at least I don't need you to support me, right?" Du Zhen angrily ignored him.

Du Zhen lives alone in a small house with only one bedroom.After dinner at night, seeing that Li Kui was about to move things into the bedroom, Du Zhen hurriedly stopped him: "What are you doing, the bedroom is mine!"

Li Kui asked him, "What about me?"

Du Zhen said angrily: "Where do you love?"

Li Kui said angrily: "Du Zhen, I just hate your temper. Today I tell you, I must live in this bedroom."

Du Zhen blocked the way: "You live in the living room."

"Is it reasonable to live in the living room? When you push the door, you see bedrolls?"

Du Zhen thinks about it, and it seems to be right.The living room was not very big, if Li Kui occupied it, there would be no place to stand.I have to see him every time I go in and out, how annoying.kitchen?No, cooking is inconvenient; bathroom?Not to mention, some people can't pull out their poop; the balcony?I can't bear it, I have to go to the balcony to lie down and bask in the sun.Then only the study is left.So Du Zhen gritted his teeth and said: "You go to the study."

Li Kui had already planned to sleep on the bedroom floor, but he was a little surprised that Du Zhen suddenly became generous, but he accepted it as soon as he saw it, without asking anything.Du Zhen followed behind and repeatedly asked: "Don't turn over my book, don't touch my model, don't touch my figure, don't touch anything!" Li Kui said impatiently: "If you have the time, can you write? Don't I leave after you finish writing!" Du Zhen angrily returned to the bedroom with the figure in his arms, and locked the bedroom door behind his back.

When washing before going to bed, the problem came again.Du Zhen was used to being at ease by himself, and didn't think too much about it. Before going to bed, he took off his clothes and was about to go to the bathroom to take a shower, when Li Kui just came out of the shower and was caught by the other party.Du Zhen rushed back to the bedroom with an "Aww", only then did he remember that there was an extra person in the room.Just as he was taking out his pajamas and putting them on, when he heard the knock on the door, Du Zhen answered angrily, "What are you doing?"

Li Kui asked him outside: "Where is your hair dryer? I didn't see it in the living room. I didn't bring it with me. Let me borrow it from you."

Du Zhen got dressed, took out the hair dryer from the closet, went out and handed it to Li Kui: "Here. Put it in the living room when you're done using it."

Li Kui took it and asked him again: "There is no bed in the study. Do you have a folding bed at home?"

Du Zhen shrugged and said, "No. You can sleep on the sofa in the living room first, and buy it tomorrow."

Li Kui disagreed: "Your sofa doesn't grow as long as I do when it's flattened out, so I can't sleep on it. I'll go to the bedroom and sleep for one night, and I'll buy a bed tomorrow."

It's already past eleven o'clock at night, Du Zhenti was a little sleepy all day, too lazy to fight anymore, so he said: "Okay, you go. I saw you have so many boxes in the afternoon, there are always quilts? Cover you my own."

Li Kui dried his hair, hugged the quilt and went to the bedroom to sleep.Du Zhen didn't sleep well, so he kicked Li Kui out of bed in the middle of the night.

The two began their inexplicable cohabitation life.