Li Kui fell in love with Jia Baoyu

yo ho.Du Zhen's stubborn temper also came up, and he really wanted to punch the opponent in the face.Someone came out from the opposite door, and Du Zhen thought it would be ugly to have a conflict outside, so he opened the door and let "I want to change my name" come in and talk.

After entering the room and closing the door, Du Zhen was not polite and asked him: "Are you the 'I want to change my name' person?"

The other party sat down on the sofa by himself and nodded: "Yes."

Du Zhen stepped over and pulled him up, gritting his teeth word by word: "Did I let you sit?"

"Oops." The other party looked at the sleeves of his clothes that were being grabbed, and said nonchalantly: "Okay, I'll stand. Let go first, you're too close to me."

The two of them are indeed very close, Du Zhen can't wait to spit at him just because of this distance.Since he was young, he was the only one who had sex with others, but this was the first time he met such an annoying character.He didn't listen to what he said, and even asked someone to follow him, and now they are all blocked at the door of the house.Du Zhen looked at him, thinking of some reason to beat him up first.This is all delivered to the door, and if you don't beat it, you won't beat it.

The man saved his clothes from Du Zhen's hands, and took a few steps back to put distance between them.Seeing Du Zhen's expression of wanting to eat people, he quickly found something to divert Du Zhen's attention: "I haven't introduced myself yet, my name is Li Kui. It's very nice to meet you. You are different from what I thought."

Du Zhen suspected that he heard it wrong: "What's your name?"

"Li Kui. That's Li Kui from "Water Margin."

Du Zhen suddenly realized.No wonder this "I want to change my name" must write Li Kui VS Jia Baoyu.Looking at it this way, it is very likely that Jia Baoyu is also a real person, and he is also Li Kui's crush.Tsk tsk, can't you tell, this person is still a heavy taster, he likes to engage in contrast sadomasochism.

It may be that Du Zhen's expression was too obvious, Li Kui immediately explained: "No, don't think wrongly, I have no crush on Jia Baoyu. There is no Jia Baoyu."

"Why is that?" Du Zhen went to sit on the sofa by himself, not in a hurry to beat someone up, and pricked up his ears to listen to a bizarre story.It seemed that Li Kui and Jia Baoyu really had something to tell, which was so interesting, and it had been a long time since they encountered such an interesting thing.

Seeing Du Zhen's attitude of listening to the story, Li Kui couldn't laugh or cry.He didn't dare to sit down without permission, so he asked first: "Is it okay if I sit down?"

"Okay." Du Zhen generously pointed to the other side of the sofa, "Sit down."

Li Kui sat down and began to tell his own story.

It turned out that Li Kui's mother was a fan of the Water Margin, and Li Kui was the favorite among the [-] generals.It just so happened that her husband's surname was also Li, so she planned it when she was pregnant. If it was a girl, she would be called Li Kui, and if it was a boy, she would be called Li Kui.Her husband spoiled her, so she let it go.It was a boy when he was born, so he was called Li Kui.

Li Kui himself is very resistant to this name.Especially seeing that Li Kui often kills without any reason in the novel, he can't understand why his mother would prefer such a mentally retarded and extremely cruel person.His mother answered him perfunctorily every time: "You are still young, you will understand when you grow up." One day Li Kui's father couldn't stand it anymore, so he comforted him: "Son, I want to be open, but luckily your mother doesn't like it." Ximenqing, otherwise you might be called Li Ximenqing by now." Hearing this, Li Kui didn't feel comforted at all, but felt deep sorrow for his father.Hearing what he meant, even if the wife wants to name her son "Li Ximenqing", there is nothing he can do to stop it?

After growing up, Li Kui tried to change his name many times, but ended in failure every time.On the one hand, the mother's adult obstructed it, and on the other hand, it was because Li Kui himself couldn't think of a name he particularly liked.The surname Li is too common. Zhao Qiansun and Li seem to have the same name no matter what they are called.Later, my mother came up with an idea: "Son, why don't you change it to 'Plum', this name sounds not vulgar, and I like to eat plums the most." Li Kui yelled at her angrily: "You like you like plums." , you like everything! Why don’t you say it’s durian!” The mother replied innocently: “But your father’s surname is not Liu!” Seeing that her son was about to explode into a puffer fish, she quickly acted like a baby: “Son, I like Li Zi, but I like you even more! Of course I want you to be called Li Zi because I like you!" Li Kui was so angry that his mind was buzzing, and there was nothing he could do about her.

Li Kui VS Jia Baoyu also has no special meaning.One day, Li Kui's mother accidentally saw Jia Baoyu played by Brigitte Lin, and was astonished. She lamented that she knew too late, otherwise she would have named her son Li Baoyu.Li Kui felt extremely sad about this, and deeply doubted whether he was his own or picked up from trash.It just happened that I recently saw Du Zhen’s Fuhua colleagues. Li Kui has always liked Du Zhen’s writing style very much, so he had a whim, and really wanted to see what sparks Li Kui and Jia Baoyu in Du Zhen’s works could spark, so there was After this series of things.

However, it is indeed a new idea to ask Li Kui and Jia Baoyu to be written as CP.Li Kui didn't expect Du Zhen to add a pair of Zhou Yu and Sun Wukong's CP into it at first. After reading it, he found it quite interesting. The four classics are stewed in one pot, and the taste is unexpectedly delicious.The branch characters all have emotional dramas. How can Li Kui and Jia Baoyu, who are the protagonists, lag behind?Must also form CP.Originally Du Zhen had agreed, but later he regretted that he would not write it. Li Kui couldn't stand cheating, especially if he had a close relationship with himself, so he blocked the door today.

Du Zhen really didn't expect there to be so many twists and turns in the middle of the plot. Now that he knows it, he feels a little sympathy for the buddy in front of him.Some parents really don't know what they are thinking when they choose a name. Du Zhen used to have a classmate who was also surnamed Li, and his name was "Li Baitian".

Seeing the smothered smile on Du Zhen's face, Li Kui was a little unhappy: "Why, is it so funny?"

"No, no. It can be seen that Lingtang really loves you very much, and wants to give you everything he likes the most." Du Zhen praised against his will, and silently set up a lightning rod for himself in his heart.

Li Kui waved his hand and said, "Don't talk nonsense. I don't know my own mother. How about it, can I continue writing now?"