I thought I was a passerby [Transmigration Book]

It's not easy being a dark guard.

In addition to being on call 24 hours a day, there is also the current situation.

It would be fine if the master stayed at home, the hidden guards squatted quietly on the beams, among the flowers, among tall trees, under the bed, even under the eaves outside the window, there would be a few human-shaped pendants floating around.

This situation is very good in the group of dark guards - after all, dark guards are supposed to hang out in corners where their masters can't see, and usually stay quietly, and go out to protect their masters when necessary, which is their usual job.

But if the master becomes turbulent and runs out like having fun all day long, then things will be difficult to handle.

The hidden guard must always follow the master's close protection, so that the master cannot find out, and it must be better.When the master was wandering in the mansion, they followed closely on the eaves, in the bushes, and in the rockery.

If there are special circumstances, you have to hold the lotus leaf over your head and soak in the water as quietly as a chicken, even in winter.

Fortunately, the dark guards are not afraid of the cold because of the exercises they practice, so they don't have to worry about catching cold and falling ill.

This kind of situation is actually okay, after all, the master can't stay in the same room every day by himself, and the secret guards are also used to it.

But if the master rushes outside every day, then on top of these, they have to add a short-term change of clothes, the psychological preparation to contribute their own money at any time, various games that are loved by all kinds of dandies, proficiency in poetry and songs, and Polite slang words——in case the master sends them out to scold the enemy, they will be punished when they come back after being disadvantaged.

The danger is greatly increased!

In addition to the top group of powerful people, there will always be many enemies who do not know where to appear. The dark guards have to beware of the master's not having enough fun, and they have to be on guard all the time, observing the surrounding situation so as not to let the The master is in danger.

——It can be said that I am very tired.

King Yunan belonged to the kind of master who liked to go out very much.

Therefore, the hidden guards were basically used to following him around in various hidden areas, and there was only one ghost who dared to walk easily on the eaves.

——The tiles in the Yunan Palace are all unique, they look like glazed tiles, but in reality they have nothing in common with glazed tiles.

Even if it is lightly tapped on it, there will be a crisp collision sound.

It's because Gui Wuqing's lightness kungfu is so good that he dared to walk around on the tile-shaped bell beside him.

Yunan Palace is really big.

When Gui Wuqing knocked out two handfuls of melon seeds, the big guy finally reached the place.

King Yunan still had to knock on the door outside and said, "Brother Huang, I'm coming in."

But the group of dark guards has already rushed into the house through the side window one by one.

Gui Wuqing was the first to enter the house. Once he entered, he found a place where he could see the situation of the whole audience. First, he made eye contact with the head of the emperor's dark guard. After the communication was correct, he squatted down quietly.

After he sat down, King Yunan walked in through the door.

His face was stinky all day long.When he came in at this moment, when he saw the situation in the room, his face immediately became even more stinky.

He said: "The emperor's wife is here, why did the emperor call me in directly?"

"What kind of imperial concubine is she?" The emperor blinked, not at all as the outside rumors said, he had a deep affection for Concubine Yu, instead he waved his hand and said, "It's not that you don't know, it's just you and me now, What else is it called the Queen's Wife?"

King Yunan: "..."

He couldn't say a word: "Brother Huang is not afraid that she will wake up suddenly and hear this."

"I heard it when I heard it, how could she do anything to me?"

The emperor casually poured two cups of tea and pushed one of them to King Yunan.King Yunan sat down next to him, frowned and took a sip, and said, "Of course she can't, but if you continue to occupy my house, Brother Huang, I will do something to you."

The emperor said: "Hey, have you become more courageous?"

He didn't take it seriously, and told each other: "If you dare to tell the queen mother about this, I will choose some beauties to fill up your backyard. Presumably the queen mother will not stop me, and she will help you with me." You choose people."

King Yunan's backyard has been empty for a long time, and there is not even a maid to warm the bed.The outside gossip crowd and a large part of the hidden guards are speculating whether there is something unspeakable about King Yunan's lower body.

The emperor's words can be regarded as hitting Yu Nan Wang's deathbed.

He jumped up like a rabbit and glared: "How dare you!"

The emperor smiled like a fox: "Why don't I dare?"

King Yunan stood there and glared at the emperor. The emperor was still in the mood to fill himself another cup, and asked while drinking tea, "Don't stick around, it's useless. Do me a favor. I'll take her from your place right away." Get out."

King Yunan hesitated for a moment, then moved a little closer with a stinky face, his eyes still alert: "What's the matter?"

The emperor hooked his fingers to signal him to approach, but King Yunan squinted at him and was unmoved. The emperor was helpless, and leaned closer by himself, whispering a few words in King Yunan's ear.

King Yunan sneered, stepped back a few steps, and said angrily, "You're dreaming!"

The emperor was startled by his sudden rage: "Why are you so angry!"

King Yunan pointed at him, and his anger went straight to the sky, it was deafening: "What do you say I am so angry! You have so many concubines in your harem, can't you satisfy you?! Now even my hidden guard wants to sleep!!"

emperor:"………………?!"

The emperor was at a loss, showing a rare look of confusion, and said, "When will I—"

Did you say you were going to sleep with your hidden guard?

What he said just now was obviously: "Lend your secret guard for a few days." Yeah.

Before he finished speaking, the emperor himself reacted.

He paused for a while, his face turned blue and white, and he was angry and funny for a while.

The crowd of onlookers on the beams of the house didn't know the emperor's psychological changes, and they all wished to have Zhuge Liang's brain, and immediately figured out which hidden guard the emperor wanted to sleep with.

There is only such a little benefit in being a hidden guard.

Up to the emperor's clan, down to the high officials and dignitaries, the many anecdotes and gossips of the high-class people, they are not even a fig leaf in the dark guard group, and they see the big thorns in their eyes. Watch the dog blood series at eight o'clock.

At this moment, the group of dark guards who have been eating melons for many years, after spending a few seconds to use their brains, their eyes are pierced on Gui Wuqing like a sword.

After all, the emperor came to stay with King Yunan for a long time, and he was the only dark guard of King Yunan that he saw.

All of a sudden, Gui Wuqing, who was pierced into a hedgehog by eyes from all directions, said, "..."