i'm not king

Since Shen Zhe is a salty fish fighting against the five scum, we still call him the stubborn bronze.

But even though Shen Zhe is a stubborn bronze, he is obviously not on the same level as the group of unidentified guys who are straight from the beginning. However, this is not important. main aura.

As a male lead who wears the halo of the cheap trial version of the male lead, Shen Zhe obviously won't easily give up so quickly.Therefore, under the guidance of fate, Shen Zhe, who was running for his life with all his strength, had to see the fancy special prop in the first row and first grid of the wine sacrificial backpack.

The props that had been blacked out on the CD before slowly passed the CD time under the arrangement of the author, and now they are emitting a soft white light in the backpack.A prop is a very small item both in appearance and inside. After finding that the white light could not attract the owner's attention at all, I was afraid that the props that the owner could not see decisively changed another way to attract attention!

Props know that only in this way can the owner see its incomparable body, and it has been tried and tested!So at the next moment, the prop burst out with a more eye-catching light.It is a beautiful color that has been verified by people to have attracted a large number of groups in countless time and space!That's right, fantasy princess powder!What's even more wonderful is that it also learned to pop out heart-shaped bubbles, which are also pink, without a teacher!profound!God!What an incomparable pink it is!So touching! (The dedicated narrator yelled at the side! →_→What is the narrator moving)

Accidentally discovering this object emitting sweet light and heart-shaped bubbles, Shen Zhe, the straight man of steel, couldn't help but stumble, and then was hit by a few clusters of magic attacks from behind, and spit out another mouthful of precious old blood neatly!

I Cao!What the hell is he doing!

"Cinderella's Midnight Magic (bound): A special golden mask that can provide the user with a short-term disguise. There are no restrictions on the disguise, the duration is 5 hours, and the skill cooling time is 3 days.

Item description: This is a magic item from the ancient love legend of the mother planet. The magic at midnight can conjure the most beautiful dress for you. At this moment, you are the most beautiful girl in the whole kingdom!Step onto the stage of the palace with confidence and dance with the handsome prince~~"

Pfft—(Sound of vomiting blood) Isn't this the future online game channel? !Did Cinderella go to the wrong theater?Master Jijiu, why do you have such a thing in your backpack! (distressed)

Props Mr.: Hehe!Master finally saw me, Sahua~

Of course, people have to bow their heads under the eaves, and the durability of the equipment is close to zero. The red and blue medicine CDs in the backpack are all black. Male (pseudo) Shen Zhe had to shed tears of remorse in his heart. When he jumped into the waterfall in front of him, he resolutely opened the magic mask that looked so small!

------the other side------

The real king · tyrannosaurus rex · big brother · Jijiu are also trying to make up for the 21st century · for them it is really ancient · socialist culture during the three days of traveling to cope with the piles of winter homework.

Of course, you must know that even if you come from the future time and space, the elites who have graduated from institutions of higher learning cannot master the knowledge separated by hundreds of years and from different disciplines in just three days, and then show off their power and immediately complete the Shen Zhe stay. one's gift".You know, it has been many years since the boss graduated from an institution of higher learning...

Finally, thanks to the author's great arrangement, Shen Zhe, as a salted fish with guaranteed quality, is also surrounded by a group of salted fish.With the mutual comfort and mutual help of Shen Zhe’s salted fish group friends (A: Hey, brothers, have you done your homework? B: No. Jijiu:························· A+B: Papa!!!), passed the biggest challenge in life in the first 25 years.

Under the gratifying eyes of his mother, Ji Jiuda sat on the seat on the plane back to school, put on the blindfold silently after finishing everything, and was about to close his eyes and think about the many doubts that these three days had brought him.When Jijiu's thoughts became slightly clear, a very familiar light screen appeared in Jijiu's mind.

This is a light screen that exudes a faint blue light, and its translucent texture is very similar to the communication template of the future.Above is a chat room, and the light screen shows that it is currently communicating.There are only two people in the chat room, one is him, his profile picture is a Starry Sky Tyrannosaurus, looking fierce.This is the commonly used avatar of Jijiu in future communication tools.The other is Shen Zhe, whose profile picture is a salted fish lying on the open ground basking in the sun. It seems that the chat template can clearly see the inside of the boss and the salted fish.

Jijiu narrowed his eyes, and many guesses flashed by.After pondering for a while, he opened Shen Zhe's dynamic news history.

"16:50 The ignorant Shen Zhe crossed over.

16:50 Dazed Shen Zhe woke up and was hit by a gun.

16:53 Shen Zhe, who was in a daze, started to run away.

18:12 Desperate Shen Zhe suddenly remembered that there were still three days of winter vacation and homework that was not proportional to it.

At 19:16, Shen Zhe, who escaped, was shouting in his heart, "I'm sorry, the original master, I didn't cross over on purpose!"Help ah ah ah ah'

At 20:01, Shen Zhe, who turned over, temporarily escaped from the siege.

21:05 Shen Zhe, who had calmed down, was silently watching World Channel.

22:23 Shen Zhe, who has no dreams, is being beaten.

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03:45 Shen Zhe of Salted Fish has already cried into a stick in his heart.

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12:15 Shen Zhe, the straight man of steel, was shocked by the *** (props) in the backpack of the original owner.

12:40 Shen Zhe, who was so sad that the river flowed upstream, silently clicked on the phone.

13:15 Shen Zhe in women's clothing escaped the siege safely. (Attach a picture of a girl jpg. Scattered flowers~)

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"······" After reading the chat history, Jijiu Da.Seeing the sacrificial wine with two words, he choked for a second, but then happily liked Shen Zhe's latest post. After all, he is not the one who wears women's clothes from now on, perfect.

———Boundary———

The Second World is a game set in the west. Every town here is modeled after the ancient western style of the home planet. Even though it is very different from the original scene because of the long time, it is thrown away by the author for the innocent. Seeing Shen Zhe in the future has a great sense of familiarity, and the uneasiness in his heart caused by the sudden time travel and the besieged event has subsided a lot.

Saint Jiabao is the third largest city in the second world. It is popular among players because of its city size and strategic position. There are more than hundreds of player unions stationed in its main city, and there are more than 50 medium and large unions.In the vast main city, in addition to NPC forces buildings, there are also countless shops for players, auction houses, taverns, hotels... Players hand over tasks here, buy and sell goods, exchange information, learn from each other and entertain leisurely, making St. Jiabao irrelevant. Day and night, there is a constant flow of people and traffic.And because of a recent major event, the number of players who came to Saint Jiabao in admiration has skyrocketed.

In a certain corner, a lovely girl with long hair like a waterfall is strolling through this poetic city of Saint Jiabao.She stared intently at the picturesque and lively people coming and going in the game.This amazed her with a real sci-fi approach that she could not have imagined before.

Along the way, she has visited several famous sights in the main city of Santa Clara.In the end, she came to a special food street that was also very famous and lively.She couldn't take her eyes off the snacks unique to many games on the street.As she walked, the girl stopped in front of a somewhat familiar gourmet shop. This is the cheapest snack shop on this street, and it sells snacks similar to ice cream on earth.But after glancing at the bright double-digit gold coins in her backpack, she looked at the price tag in front of the snack and fell into deep thought.

Finally, the girl with the ice cream in her hand walked away silently clutching her pocket.On the way, she rejected several male players who struck up a conversation. She sat slowly on the chair under the goddess statue in the center of the square, eating ice cream while watching the lively crowd around her in a daze.Suddenly, a holographic panel appeared in her mind.The girl was startled suddenly. After reading the information above, the expression on her face gradually changed from calm to distorted.In order to avoid cardiovascular blockage, she couldn't help stretching out her left hand and pressing down on the chest close to the heart!

"At 8:50, the sacrificial wine with a certain chance of winning passed through.

8:50 Jijiu, who was a little dazed, woke up to the roar of his mother and looked around dazedly.

8:53 The bewildered sacrificial wine is learning to wash.

9:12 The ignorant sacrificial wine sat silently at the desk under the majestic eyes of his mother.

Jijiu, who started to calm down at 9:16, was using his mobile phone to check information online.

10:01 The bewildered Jijiu finally chose to close the blank winter homework.

10:23 The calm Jijiu silently opened the original professional textbook.

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13:45 The calm Jijiu received an invitation from the original owner's friends to open the black.

At 14:20, the calm Jijiu learned how to play pesticides and happily played black with the original owner's friends.

17:15 The calm Jijiu is concentrating on his textbook.

18:26 The calm Jijiu is preparing dinner with his mother.

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8:40 Calm Jijiu is using WeChat to contact the original owner's friends.

9:15 The calm Jijiu happily reached a consensus of mutual assistance and win-win with the original owner's friends.

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At 7:58, the calm Jijiu finished the winter vacation homework.

At 18:12, I calmly ordered the plane ticket back to school.

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At 12:15, I calmly offered wine and boarded the plane back to school.

12:20 The calm Jijiu is browsing the chat panel information.

At 12:55, the joyful sacrificial wine praised Shen Zhe's latest women's clothing news.

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Escape from birth, the latest developments in women's clothing, a girl, Shen Zhe couldn't help showing a ferocious face.

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Author: Catch insects; aha, didn't expect that?