The correct usage of Tsundere Junior Brother

After half a stick of incense, the commander of the guards came out holding a basin.There was a nose, an eyeball and two human fingers in the basin, and he leaned over to Jananfeng and said, "Queen, I only found these. There are all cuts of meat in the kitchen, and it is really impossible to tell which one is human and which one is human." is pig."

Everyone imagined the meat they ate recently, and immediately felt nauseated.

"This is a false accusation!" Sima Yan said angrily.

Jananfeng said: "Prince, your people are watching us from the sidelines to search, the evidence is so solid, how dare you deny it?"

Sima Yan was choked by her words, he couldn't think of how to refute for a while, his chest heaved with anger.

Jananfeng said coldly: "According to the emperor's orders, the prince is ignorant and incompetent. He is engaged in business, greedy for profit, harming people's lives, and shameful to the royal family. The prince is punished to kneel and guard the late emperor's mourning hall, and confine him to contemplate his mistakes. Xiyuan City The collection is poorly managed and mixed with fish and dragons. In order to protect the safety of the palace, it will be closed today, and all relevant people will be strictly investigated!"

Everyone knelt down after listening to the decree, and Sima Kui knelt on the ground, digging hard on the ground with both hands, blood oozing from his fingernails.

"My son will be punished." Sima Yan gritted his silver teeth and said every word.

Jananfeng leaned over and caressed the top of his head, his voice was like a poisonous snake: "Xiao Xizu, sometimes people have to accept their fate."

Sima Yan raised his head sharply, his eyes were sharp: "Queen, you have done too many bad things, do you still dare to walk around at night?"

Jananfeng laughed lightly when he heard the words, but left briskly without answering him.

The past few days were sunny and sunny, except that they had to shift shifts to guard the spirit of the late emperor, the rest of the time Pan Yue and Yang Rongji had a great time in the palace.Since the two of them pierced the paper on the window that day, they no longer have any worries, and they spend time together every day for Xiao Sheng's newlyweds.But today's tranquility was broken by two news, and the two news made their heads bigger than the other.

The first message: "Something is wrong, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince has been imprisoned!"

The second message: "I beg the two adults to find them!"

The first news was that the little servant from the Prince's Hall came to inform him crying, and the second news was that the guard Xiao Jin came to beg with a sad face.Now the two of them are standing in the other hall of the two of them with big eyes and small eyes, with bitter expressions on their faces.

"You..." Pan Yue was the first two, "Talk one by one."

The little servant was the first to say: "Today, the queen brought a large group of guards here. She wanted to search for the corpses in our side hall, but in the end she found some inexplicable eyes and noses, and then she said what she said according to the emperor's oral order. If you want to put the prince in confinement, you have to shut down the West Garden too! I dare to swear to God, we have never seen those things in our side hall, His Royal Highness is definitely framed!"

The guard Xiaojin said: "I saw with my own eyes that there was a human eye in the butcher's shop in Xiyuan! The meat was transported directly from the Prince's Palace, and the stolen goods were obtained together, so could it be faked? Even if it wasn't for you What the crown prince did must have a lot to do with him, why do you still turn black and white out of thin air!"

Seeing that the two were facing each other tit for tat, they began to pull their collars, hair and hands, and Pan Yue hurriedly tried to persuade him: "You two little brothers, I can understand your feelings, but you have to talk about something, why did you start your hands?" .”

Under such circumstances, Yang Rongji could calmly analyze, and asked Xiao Jin: "His Royal Highness sent someone to deliver news to the two of us, so who sent you?"

Xiao Jin lowered his head and said weakly: "No one sent me, I came to ask the two adults for help." He knelt on the ground with a plop, "The maid Xiao Lian in the Queen's Palace begged me to help find her sister. Xiaomei, it is said that she has been missing for five days, and brother Cong from our guard camp has not been seen for two days. At first I thought that the two had eloped, but the eye I saw in the butcher shop today made me, It made me vaguely feel that they...could have been killed..."

Pan Yue quickly helped him up, and said, "Is this really the case? Why didn't you ask someone to look for it, but came to us instead?"

Xiao Jin said: "Young Master Pan, I don't know. It's common for one or two people to disappear in the palace. Either the master didn't like it, and they were beaten to death and buried, or the master sent them out to run some secret errands. Everyone is not surprised. What's more, the master is not in a hurry, how can a servant dare to show his head? If something really comes out, it won't be enough to lose a single head."

"So you asked me to help you investigate the case?"

Xiao Jin was a little embarrassed and said: "I shouldn't bother you two about this kind of thing, but I think the two of them may have something to do with the prince's affairs. Speaking of which, I forced Brother Cong to drink that night, so he was drunk Yes, I feel very sorry. After all, I want to see people when I live, and I want to see corpses when I die, and the two adults are really troublesome!" He said, taking out a small bag of broken silver from his arms, and offered it with both hands, "I heard that the two adults I have solved a lot of cases outside, and the younger one has only saved so much in the palace in the past few years, the two adults must not think too little!"

Pan Yue pushed the bag of broken silver back, and said, "Xiao Jin, take the money well, we should do business in the palace, and this matter will definitely be investigated to the end."

Xiao Jin burst into tears of gratitude: "My lords are truly bodhisattva-hearted!"

After Xiao Jin left, Pan Yangzheng looked at each other silently, Shi Chong rushed in like a whirlwind, cursing in his mouth: "You son of a bitch, you actually closed the Xiyuan Market! This is all right, a group of masters who follow the wind , the money I just saved in is like a swarm of bees clawing at Grandpa's legs to go back. It's really... nothing to fetch water from the bamboo basket!"

Pan Yue poured him a large pot of herbal tea, which somehow suppressed his evil fire, and then told him what happened.

Shi Chong looked stunned: "I fucked it, I really fucked it. Isn't this a deceit to the crown prince, not to mention that anyone who comes and goes from the side hall may throw his body away, but I don't believe that the crown prince did it! Is it stupid for our prince to sell good pork instead of human flesh, is human flesh delicious or cheap?

Pan Yue comforted, "It's just that, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is pure and clean, so he was naturally framed by others."

Shi Chong said angrily: "I don't think that ugly queen is a good thing. She must be jealous of the prosperous business of Xiyuan Market and want to disturb it!"

"I can't see it." Yang Rongji said lightly, "The empress is indeed at odds with the prince, but there is something weird about this matter. If she really did it, the corpse must be thrown away, destroyed and wiped out, and there must be no rumors about it. Not revealing it is absolutely beyond the reach of others. Besides, she has spent so much effort to achieve this, I am afraid that it is not just for the purpose of shutting down the West Garden."

Pan Yue nodded and said, "I also think this is not a simple matter. According to the timeline, Xiaomei disappeared five days ago, Brother Cong disappeared two days ago, but the body was only discovered today. The key point is that the meat in the butcher shop They are all freshly killed, even if the meat has been kept for a day, people will be picky and say it is not fresh, let alone a corpse that was so many days ago."

Shi Chong rolled his eyes in doubt, and said, "Could it be that they were captured and fattened before they were chopped into pieces of meat?"

The corner of Pan Yue's mouth twitched and said, "Then why don't you just grab a fat guy?"

Shi Chong said with piercing eyes: "Because fat people have a lot of oil, making soup is too greasy."

Yang Rongji said: "There are two possibilities, one is that these two people died on the spot, and the body belongs to them."

Shi Chong: "What about the other one?"

"The other is that these two people died on the spot, and the body is theirs."

"..." Shi Chong asked suspiciously, "Did you say exactly the same thing as before?"

Pan Yue understood: "Xiao Chong'er, I told you to practice more and less go to kilns to listen to music. Now you can't even use your ears." The two people must die on the spot when they disappear, but it doesn't matter if the corpse is theirs or not. Sure.

Shi Chong had an expression of "that's what came out of your mouth", and said for a while, "Why do I think you two are weird now? I haven't flirted so defiantly before."

Yang Rongji coughed, turned his head unnaturally, and said, "Either, this corpse belongs to them, or, this corpse does not belong to them."

This time it was Shi Chong's mouth twitching: "Junior Brother Rong Yi, are you serious?"

Shi Chong was in the fog, but Pan Yue knew it clearly. Both of them connected the wild boar-shaped monster they saw today with the two murders. He said, "Yes, how do you know that this corpse is Isn't it theirs?"

The two of them looked at each other and blurted out: "Lead the pig out of the hole."

Shi Chong said angrily: "Are there any bullies like you? I don't read much, but I still know this idiom!"

Not long after the late emperor passed away, it was the birthday of Emperor Sima Zhong. Although there were repeated orders and repeated orders not to allow big events, the above said that "big events" were not allowed, but they did not say that gifts were not allowed.Therefore, there was a long line of limousines from all over the country to the Luoyang Palace.

There are many rare treasures inside, but His Majesty the Emperor, who is afraid of his wife, can't see them at a glance.So Sima Zhong sneaked to the House of Internal Affairs to check again and again, and asked the accountant in charge of Zhenbao Pavilion for the key.The face of the hard-fated accountant is like a bitter melon: "Your Majesty, the Queen said that you can't see these treasures in advance, otherwise the little ones will lose their heads!"

Sima Zhong flattened his mouth: "If you don't give it to me now, your wife will steal it!"

What does the Queen need to 'steal'?The accountant was about to cry: "Your majesty, please spare the little one. If one or two of these things are missing, the queen will not spare me!"

Seeing this person in front of him refused to accept his toughness, the angry emperor walked away in a huff.

Pan and Yang waited for the emperor to go far away, and then came in ostentatiously.

"Hey, two young masters, are you here to receive the monthly money?" The accountant's thumb was soaked on his tongue, flipping through the account book.

Pan Yue approached with a smile: "Sir, let me ask you something."

"This..." The accountant hesitated.Yang Rongji held his hand calmly, and when he took it back, the cashier already had an extra ingot of silver in his hand.The accountant said without hesitation: "The little one knows everything and can say everything."

The author has something to say:

Distressed little bug, hug!The description of Sima Zhong tends to write him as a person with normal IQ, but pretends to be crazy for various reasons~

In addition, for the sake of effect, the original text did not say too clearly, here is an explanation:

Yang Rongji said, "One is that the two people died on the spot, and the body belongs to them. The other is that the two people died on the spot, and the body belongs to them." It means: the two people must have died on the spot , the corpses may belong to Xiaomei and Brother Cong, or they may be found by the murderer.

Another sentence of Yang Rongji, "Either, this body part belongs to them, or, this body part does not belong to them." It means: Pan Yue and Yang Rongju have vaguely guessed that the two disappearance cases are related to the wild boar locked up in the Queen's Hot Spring. It is related, so it is speculated that the body parts found in the Xiyuan market may belong to Xiaomei and Brother Cong, or they may belong to others.