The correct usage of Tsundere Junior Brother

Seeing that Sima Yan was about to be bitten to death.

On the other side, Pan Yue was riding on Sima Yan in an extremely delicate posture, rolled up his sleeves, swung his arms, and shouted at the scary girl in the Qiankun bag, "Are you sure?"

The horrible woman said: "No mistake, the fear-eating insect enters along the ear canal, and it will invade the brain in a short time. It will be too late to do anything by then! Don't talk nonsense, fuck it!"

Pan Yue: "..."

Sima Yan under him was in great pain, his face was ashen, his hands were strangling his throat, he was about to strangle himself to death!

Pan Yue said silently: "The merciful and compassionate Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, Tathagata Buddha, Taishang Laojun, Jesus Christ, and all gods bless me. I really have no choice but to save people who offend the emperor so much. I must bless the villain afterwards. A dog's life!"

"Hurry up!" the girl yelled anxiously.

Pan Yue put his heart on the line, disregarding life and death, swung his arm high, and slapped Sima Yan hard on the face!

Sima Yan's head was tilted to one side after being slapped by him, but his expression became even more painful!

"It's the other way around!" Horror girl said with twitching corners of her mouth.

"Oh oh oh." Pan Yue switched arms guiltily, and slapped Sima Yan's face like a rubber ball.He usually shakes the spoon to knead the dough, and his hands are already strong, but now at a critical moment, he used the force of feeding, which made the other two ghosts tremble with fear, their hearts followed the movements of his hands, rhythmically trembling.

Suddenly, with a "buzz", a small black beetle flew out of Sima Yan's ear. Before Yang Rongju, who was waiting nervously, could move, it turned into a puff of black smoke and sprang out quickly. out of the cellar, and disappeared from the hole above.

Suddenly there was a muffled roar from the man above, and a muffled sound as his body fell to the ground.Yang Rongji signaled everyone to be silent, and after a while he said in a deep voice, "There are people outside."

Pan Yue rolled down from Sima Yan tremblingly, and said with a mournful face: "You swear, when he wakes up and finds his face is swollen, you are not allowed to say that I beat him!"

Zhen Mi stretched out four fingers and pointed to the sky: "I'll send four."

The horrible girl stretched out five fingers: "I will send five."

Pan Yue: "..."

Sima Yan coughed violently, woke up leisurely, took a deep breath, and found that he was still in the cellar, he understood instantly, his chest heaved violently, and said loudly: "I, I know that the person who chased and killed me Who is it!"

Everyone: "Who is it?"

The girl spread her hands: "It's all about me, I don't know you."

A man's sneer suddenly came from above: "Sima Yan, you are safe here." The candlelight was faint, reflecting the face of Dong'e County Magistrate. He looked at the three people in the cellar contemptuously, and tore off his face. The □□ showed a face somewhat similar to Sima Yan, equally handsome and arrogant.

Sima Yan sighed and said, "Sima You, it really is you."

Pan Yue was shocked, looked at Sima Yan, then at Sima You, and seemed to understand something in an instant.

Yang Rongji clung to his ear and whispered, "It is inconvenient for you and me to intervene in the emperor's family affairs."

Sima You poked his head to look at Sima Yan, and suddenly burst out laughing: "Oh, my good brother, your face looks swollen from the soles of your shoes. Haha, I didn't expect that a dignified emperor would be in such a state of embarrassment. It can be seen that not everyone can be the emperor."

Sima Yan touched his face, and it was really swollen and painful, and he understood it immediately, and roared: "Pan Yue!"

Pan Yue pissed off and knelt on the ground with a plop: "Your Majesty! I, I, I are here to save you!"

Sima Yan: "Good job!"

Pan Yue: "Huh???"

Sima Yan said: "If I don't slap this slap, I still can't figure it out. I almost took the blame for my whole life." He looked up at Sima You, and said in a cold tone, "Sima You, tell me the truth, how did your father die? of?"

Hearing this, Sima You's face suddenly became ferocious and distorted: "How did you die? Hey, good brother, how else could you die? Naturally, you were poisoned to death by a glass of poisoned wine! Haha, pity me!" The old father, who was about to ascend the throne the next day, died without even touching the dragon chair, and was killed by his favorite son, hahaha!"

Sima Yan said coldly: "You bastard! That glass of wine was clearly handed over to me by you!"

"Oh? Really? I don't remember very clearly." Sima You said, "Sima Yan, I've been holding this sentence in my heart for a long time: You trash, apart from being born earlier than me, how can you compare with me?" Me? What did the old man see in you? What’s even more ridiculous is that the old man passed on the throne to you, and you gave birth to an idiot son, and you will pass on the throne to him in the future! Haha, it’s so funny, ridiculous, sir Sooner or later, Jin's country will be destroyed by the hands of you idiots!"

Veins popped up on Sima Yan's forehead: "Shut up! What do you know? You are impatient and too utilitarian. Do you think your father can't see your hypocrisy in front of him? He is your father who watched you grow up. ! This throne is because he doesn’t want to hand it over to you!”

Sima You roared: "You don't understand shit! Every one of you is, who really understands me? Who really cares about me? Brother, I used to admire you so much, but how did you treat me? ? In order to prevent me from competing for the reserve position, you actually asked my father to give me away! Sima Yan, you, you are so cruel!"

He gasped heavily, managed to calm down his ferocious expression, took out a piece of shining emerald phoenix from his bosom, and said with a dark smile: "It doesn't matter, now the phoenix Cao Cao mentioned is in my hands, just If I find the one who is destined again, I will be the true Dragon Emperor!"

He laughed wildly to himself, suddenly, his face turned pale, and a mouthful of blood spewed out from his throat, all sprinkled on the emerald phoenix in his hand.Suddenly, the phoenix erupted into a burst of black smoke, and accompanied by a dull roar, a rotten, stiff and black zombie with a pair of gray-white eyes falling out of the sockets crawled out of the black smoke, opened its mouth wide, and was about to Jump on Sima You!

"Fuck me!" Pan Yue was taken aback by the zombie that suddenly appeared, "Fuck you!" He took out a gray donkey's hoof from his arms and threw it upwards desperately.The donkey's hoof hit the zombie on the back of the head, the zombie hesitated for a moment, but decided to ignore Sima You, who was dying, and jumped towards the donkey's hoof instead.

Sima Yan took the opportunity to shout: "Come down!"

Sima You hesitated for a moment, but jumped into the trap he dug.

With the footsteps of "Boom, Boom, Boom", the zombie walked away.In the darkness, the four of them held their breath and looked at each other.

Sima Yan was the first to break the silence: "I..."

Sima You clutched his chest, showing pain, a mouthful of blood sprayed his face, and fell down.

Sima Yan: "I am stupid."

Yang Rongji stepped forward to hold Sima You's wrist, and said solemnly after a while: "Backlash."

The horrified girl said: "The fear-eating Gu worm was interrupted midway just now, and its vitality was seriously injured. It will definitely go to the host first, and then suck blood from the host. This little brother was frightened just now, and his blood surged up. It is eating happily now, and will not be able to come out for a while."

Sima Yan: "Who is talking?"

Pan Yue squeezed his throat: "Ahem, me~"

Sima Yan said: "Is there any way to drive that Gu worm out of his body? Just like you whipped me just now, you can whip him, it's fine, no matter how hard you try."

Pan Yue said in his heart that he didn't hold grudges, but the girl over there said: "There is no way, the Gu worm has already invaded his blood, even if it comes out, this little brother may also..."

She didn't say it, but everyone understood: I'm afraid there is nothing I can do.

Sima You lay on the cold ground, shivering, with a look of fear on his face, as if he was experiencing something terrible.Sima Yan was silent for a moment, sighed, and put his head on his lap so that he could lie down more comfortably.Sima Yan said quietly: "Why is this so?"

Yes, this is a brother, why is this so.Pan Yue couldn't help but think of the fate of the two Cao brothers who fought for the throne to the death and life. After many years, the Sima brothers staged the same brotherly fight in Cao Zhi's tomb.

Sima You's body decayed rapidly under the inhalation of the fear-eating Gu insect, his cheeks were sunken, his skin was sagging, and he seemed to have aged several decades in an instant.He seemed to hear Sima Yan's groan, and seemed to be returning to the light, he slowly opened his eyes, and found Sima Yan's face above, which was exactly adjusted from the previous situation.

He laughed a little self-deprecatingly: "Life is seven feet in shape, and death is only the soil of the coffin. Only by establishing virtue and establishing a name can you be immortal. You ask me why I am here. If I don't fight or snatch, I will live in a hundred years, fifty years, even ten years. Years later, does anyone still remember that there is a man named Sima You in the Sima family, who is not inferior to the famous Emperor Wu of Jin, Sima Yan?"

Sima Yan said: "Xiaoyou, you have been blaming your father all the time. He spent his whole life as a soldier and longed for it all his life, but in the end he didn't get what he wanted. He also knows that you have been dissatisfied with the matter of establishing a reserve in your heart. He is afraid that my two brothers will fight against each other for this." , made a big mistake, and left me a kit, ordering me to open it only when there is an inevitable fight with you."

Sima You's eyes suddenly lit up: "The kit... have you brought it?"

Sima Yan tore off a small navy blue satin bag from his waist, and said, "Keep it with you at all times."

Sima You stretched out his hand to touch it, but it took all his strength to lift it up, so he looked at Sima Yan eagerly: "Open it quickly."

Sima Yan opened the kit in front of him, and poured out three notes, one large, two small, and three.

Sima You tried to raise his head: "What did you write?"

Sima Yan opened the big one, glanced at it, and suddenly laughed, then flipped through the two small ones, smiling even more.

Sima You said anxiously, "Father, what did he say? Has he changed his mind?"

Sima Yan showed the big note in front of his eyes, and said with a smile, "He said, draw lots."

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