Sand sculpture boyfriend's daily life

45.

Early in the morning, I was picked up by my mother from the bed. I rubbed my sore eyes and looked at my mother in a daze. I found that she was wearing a red gold silk cheongsam, and she was beaming.

I stayed for a second: "Mom, are you getting married today?"

My mother slapped me on the forehead: "What are you talking about, get up, wash up, and put on makeup!"

Me: "I... want to put on makeup too?"

My mother: "What's the matter, don't you look better when you get married?"

Me: "There is only one thing that a man puts on his face, and that is..."

My mother sneered: "Shut up, just say one more word and I'll tell your dad to beat you up."

I got up obediently and put on the black suit I wore to meet my relatives.

The makeup artist is a girl in her 20s. When she saw me, she was surprised: "Oh, you got married at such a young age?"

I twitched the corners of my mouth: "Yes, I'm so good, my wife doesn't feel safe, so I want to get married early."

The make-up artist tut-tsk said: "Oh, it's too early to get married in high school, you can't get a certificate now."

Me: "Uh, I'm in my senior year, and we're two men, so we couldn't get a certificate in the first place."

The makeup artist gave me a weird look, and finally shut up and put on my makeup.

I looked in the mirror and looked at the curly-haired high school student inside. I was a little dissatisfied: "Can you make me mature, rough and masculine?"

The makeup artist smiled: "Aren't you embarrassing me? I'm not a special effects makeup artist."

I:"……"

My mother came in at this time, looked at me, and yelled strangely: "Oh, son, you finally look like a human being."

I found that my mother didn't love me ever since Xiao Ling came into my house, and she even disliked me.

My dad also came in: "Well, not bad, he looks like a man."

My grandpa: "What do you say about Jian Jian! Let me see, let me see, hey, she really looks like a human being."

I:"……"

It seems that not only my mother doesn't love me anymore.

46.

I took my best men to walk outside Xiao Ling's villa. I looked at the closed door, hesitated for a while, and rang the doorbell.

After a while, a young girl's voice came from inside: "I want to open the door and give red envelopes!"

I looked at the security door without a single gap: "...how do I give a red envelope?"

girl:"……"

Girl: "We put a box down from upstairs and put the red envelopes in the basket."

After a while, a box came down from the upstairs window, and I took a look, it was an insulated lunch box.

I took out a stack of red envelopes from my arms and put them in, and they pulled up the dangling insulated lunch box, and soon someone opened the door for us.

Although my bank card balance does not exceed three digits, I am still very generous. Anyway, the red envelopes are sponsored by my mother.

When I see people, I send red envelopes, and they naturally don't stop me from marrying a wife.

When I used the red envelopes all the way to pass five levels and cut six generals, I came directly to the door of Xiao Ling's bedroom. His door was closed tightly. I knocked on the door and said warmly: "Open the door, my wife."

I heard rustling laughter coming from inside, and I tapped on the door again: "Xiao Ling, open the door, my husband is here to pick you up and get married."

A strange male voice said inside: "It's not so easy to pick up a wife. We have three checkpoints, you can pick up a wife after you complete them."

Me: "Let's talk."

He paused there for a while, then said: "Talk about Xiao Ling's ten advantages, you can't repeat them."

I was silent for a few seconds, and said: "Sunshine, lively, healthy, handsome, good figure, tall, stable job, house and car, good vision, good aesthetics."

The other side seemed to be satisfied, and after discussing for a long time, they said: "Give Xiao Ling a sincere confession!"

I:"……"

Xiao Ling, don't think that I didn't know it was you who asked the question just because you kept quiet.

Me: "Xiao Ling, wife, daughter-in-law, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice, no matter how much wind and rain there is, I will still love you."

There was silence for a while, and another male voice said: "Well, how about this, you do the advanced math problem, and we will see your sincerity in marrying Xiao Ling."

Me: "Sorry to bother you, please leave."

I turn around and leave.

In a few seconds, the door opened.

"Don't, don't go."

Xiao Ling was standing at the door of the room wearing a black suit, his bangs were brushed up, revealing his entire face, highlighting the already deep and handsome facial features, it seemed that there was very light makeup on his face, covering a very dark spot on his forehead. Small scars.

I looked at him with a half-smile: "Daughter-in-law, stop making trouble? Let's go, let's get married."

47.

"Wait, I haven't passed this level yet." A gentle female voice came from behind.

I turned around and saw Xiao Ling's mother wearing a wine red slim dress with an elegant demeanor.

I scratched my head and called out tentatively, "Mom?"

Xiao Ling's mother laughed: "Hey, good boy, I haven't had your tea yet, why did you change your mind, are you so anxious to marry our Xiao Ling?"

I blushed and faltered and hummed.Xiao Ling held my hand tightly, and said to his mother generously: "I changed my mind, Mom, hurry up and give your son-in-law a red envelope."

Xiao Ling's mother rubbed my head, and stuffed a thin super big red envelope for me. When I saw the size, I squeezed it again and knew that it was serious. I couldn't take it back, and I felt a little confused holding the red envelope with both hands. Not knowing what to do, he had no choice but to whisper into Xiao Ling's ear and say, "This is not good."

Xiao Ling pinched my face lightly, and whispered: "What's the matter, their sons are all yours, won't these be yours sooner or later?"

I had no choice but to say to Xiao Ling's mother: "Thank you mom, I, I will treat Xiao Ling well in the future."

Several friends behind Xiao Ling looked at each other, showing narrow smiles, one of them was tall and fair, and said politely: "That must be done, we Xiao Ling is such a good wife."

Xiao Ling's mother also nodded with a smile: "Just as long as you are happy, you can go to the hotel to drink tea, you go quickly."

48.

According to the custom, I want to carry Xiao Ling into the car.

I looked at Xiao Ling who was almost half a head taller than me, and was at a loss as to what to do.I hesitated and said, "How about I carry you on my back."

Xiao Ling's lips pouted slightly, I knew he was not happy, so I immediately changed my words: "Hug, hug, I must hug, and it has to be hugged by the princess."

I tried to hug Xiao Ling horizontally.

Come on, almost dislocated my hand.

Xiao Ling's mother glared at him and said, "You don't know how heavy you are, so you're so embarrassed to let someone hug you."

Xiao Ling's friends also laughed together, I blushed again, not because I was shy, but because I felt that I was too useless, I couldn't even hug my wife, and I would never have the face to say that I was a violent attack.

Xiao Ling glared at his friends again, and said, "Find me my shoes." Only then did I realize that he was still wearing his bright yellow Pikachu slippers.

After he put on his leather shoes, he immediately hugged me horizontally, and I suddenly flew into the air, screaming softly in fright.

Xiao Ling looked at me without blinking, his eyes were bright, I could see the silly expression on my face in his pupils, and there was a gentle smile on his mouth.

He leaned over and kissed my face, and immediately said, "I have fans."

I:"……"

It's so romantic that it can't last for three seconds.

49.

We changed into a white tuxedo in our upstairs suite at the hotel, and he wanted to do something, but was interrupted.

Who would have thought that the gentle neighbor brother who used to be white and tender would grow up to be a Teddy, it's incredible.

The sign-in desk is manned, and we check the process with the host in the suite.

Xiao Ling glanced at the host resentfully, the host was shaken by his resentful look, and had nothing to say: "It's very expensive to serve wine here, and it usually costs at least a few dollars to invite people to eat here." Thousands."

Me: "It's okay."

The host was stunned: "Ah, table 88, it's almost a million here."

I was a little embarrassed: "No, I didn't spend much money."

Host: "Impossible, I have a client who hosted wine here before, and it cost 66 yuan to book 80 tables. Your presents are also very expensive, and the wedding candy is not cheap."

I rubbed my head: "Our family opened the hotel without spending any money. The wedding candy is a new product of their company, and only the souvenirs cost money."

host:"……"

Xiao Ling burst out laughing beside him.

The host laughed a few times and said, "Uh, let's get the process right."