Sand sculpture boyfriend's daily life

6.

Seeing Xiao Ling's sincere and affectionate confession (?), I still agreed to him.

"It's okay if you don't agree, I will post your video to YouTube."

"Don't, don't, everything is negotiable, easy to discuss..."

I have studied abroad for several years, and I know a lot of people. If I am seen by an acquaintance, I will not be able to survive!

You said, he is a sunny and handsome boy who looks young, why is he doing things so insidiously?

He doesn't deserve to be 1!

7.

I was forced to be with this 1 called Xiaoling, forced to be the 1 of this 0 called Xiaoling.

In fact, thinking about it carefully, I don't suffer from this matter, such a handsome boyfriend and a legitimate job.

My chrysanthemum is not wronged...

I heard that it was my hometown, Jiangcheng, who came to this floating city to travel, and he was still from my hometown!

Sure enough, this city does not have 1...

8.

Xiao Ling was quite normal at first, asking me out to watch a movie and have dinner every day. Of course, he paid for it, he said it was his compensation for causing me to lose my job.

It's just that he asked me out to watch movies, why do I always choose domestic horror movies?He also drilled into my arms, and then worked on my pectoral and abdominal muscles, and even touched my back a few times.

I don't know if he was pretending to be scared or really scared, but I was really scared anyway.

This is a humanoid Teddy!

Later, Xiao Ling said that he wanted to get to know me better, and then moved into the apartment I rented.

I was reluctant at first, but then he raised his phone.

In fact, I think it's good to live together with my boyfriend, how nice it is to be together.

Seeing that I was looking for a job, Xiao Ling began to trick me into going back to work in Jiangcheng.

When I first came to this floating city, I considered two factors. One was that I broke up with my family because I came out of the closet, and the other was that there were more than zero here.

It's not that I don't want to go back to Jiangcheng, but I'm afraid it won't be so easy for my family to let me go.

于是我拒绝了他，我只是爱他的年轻貌美，并不是爱他的灵魂，我并不想因为跟他回江城而被爷爷拿拐杖揍。

And I'm a fool, if I go back to Jiangcheng with him, what should I do with my little white dragon in the waves?I was still counting on him to return to Jiangcheng quickly so that I could break up.

I will never spend my whole life with a 1!My final destination must be a simple and lovely soft white sweet 0.

Xiao Ling didn't force me, but started to learn to be a good boyfriend 24 hours a day, doing laundry, cooking and cleaning for me.

I felt guilty and guilty for wanting to break up as soon as he went back to work.

I don't understand, we haven't known each other for long, why does he treat me so well?

I don't believe that I'm so attractive. I've seduced a handsome guy I've known for a month and made soup for me. I'm not a vixen.

While I know I'm good looking, I also know I'm not quite there yet.

9.

I finally couldn't help asking him: "Why are you so nice to me?"

Xiao Ling blinked and blinked: "Because we are in love."

Me: "We haven't known each other for long, I don't believe you like me so much."

Xiao Ling looked innocent and sincere: "I fell in love with you at first sight."

Me: "I believe you ghost."

Xiao Ling held my hand and said affectionately: "Why don't you come home with me, and I'll take you to see my parents?"

I was so frightened that the chopsticks in my hand fell to the ground.

He bent down to pick up my chopsticks, then went to the kitchen to wash them for me, with an innocent face: "What's wrong?"

I shrank my neck: "No, it's nothing, I, I am Parkinson..."

Xiao Ling finally started to coax me: "You go back to Jiangcheng, there are many job opportunities in Jiangcheng."

I had an indescribable expression on my face: "Should I go back to Jiangcheng to sell insurance?"

Nine out of ten jobs in Jiangcheng are in sales.

Xiao Ling rolled his eyes: "I can recommend you to work in a company."

Me: "...No, I think this city is pretty good."

Xiao Ling started hugging me: "Go back, go back, you haven't found a job anyway, it would be nice to go home, we don't need long-distance relationships."

I said awkwardly, "We'll still be together after you go back?"

Xiao Ling suddenly raised his head and stared at me, pointing at the tip of my nose, with a look of weeping: "You...you...so you want to give up!"

I:"……"

Damn it, I got caught.

10.

After I came out in high school, my family directly took me back from France to study in China. They thought it was the bad atmosphere abroad that spoiled me.

I haven't contacted my family since I went to college, and the tuition fees are all earned by myself, which can be said to be very inspirational.

They asked me to go back for the New Year, but I didn't go back. I knew that if I went back, they would definitely force me to go on a blind date and lie to those innocent girls.

Because I didn't go back, my grandpa got angry and waited for me to go home and beat me up.

If I want to go back to Jiangcheng, and I haven't started selling insurance, I'm afraid I will have to buy an insurance for myself.

My grandpa's crutches hurt a lot.

Xiao Ling can still stay in Sichuan Province for a month, and he will go back to work in Jiangcheng after the summer vacation.

He teaches physical education in a key high school in Jiangcheng.

According to what he said, many pretty girls and handsome guys in their high school had a crush on him, and he used this as an excuse to coax me back.

He said: "If you don't pay close attention to me, what will you do if someone abducts me!"

who?who is it?Who wants to abduct large mentally handicapped children?I can deliver to my home with free shipping in remote areas!

11.

I resolutely refused to go back to Jiangcheng. One month later, Xiao Ling went back to Jiangcheng alone.

The day I left was the airport that I sent him to. We went to the airport very early, and he kept looking back at me when he entered the security check. I was also quite reluctant to part with him.

After all, they have been together for almost two months, and they are ready to raise pigs.

It takes two hours by plane from Jiangcheng and nine hours by train. He can still come to see me, and I can go to see him when I have time.

I just don't know if a prodigal like me can bear a long-distance relationship.

12.

After Xiao Ling returned to Jiangcheng, he sent me WeChat every day. I suddenly felt a little ill-adapted to this kind of network-connected life.

On the Internet, he likes to pretend to be cute. He pretends to be smart in various ways on Weibo, and has a bunch of inexplicable fans.

His fans call him brother 0, and ask him where his husband has been in the Weibo comments every day, probably thinking that this little dick is really 0...

He began to torment me when his brain was cramped, and he sent me a WeChat message and asked me sweetly: "Husband, why don't you come to see me?"

Hearing him say "husband", I thought of his ruthlessness on the bed, and I shivered with fright, and all the braised pork in my bag fell to the ground.

Now he has learned cyberbullying, every day he instigates his fans to comment under the zombie accounts of some of my fans.

His saying is: Sisters, help me once, sisters forever!Let my husband, a scumbag, go home as soon as possible, and let our family reunite as soon as possible.

I was annoyed by his fans, and I was very thankful that my Weibo had no daily life, no photos, and only a few retweets for a lucky draw.

13.

I started submitting resumes again, but it was really hard to find a job, especially for someone like me who was not successful enough.

Every time I went to the re-examination, I was asked why I didn't go home to work. I said that I wanted to work hard on my own, and HR showed a weird expression.

I think my dream of working hard for my career was ruthlessly killed by these hrs.

However, I can't find a job anymore, I might really have to drink Mistral, and my savings is almost exhausted.

I was already forced to think about whether to borrow money from Xiao Ling, but a company contacted me.

Then the company said it would give me training, and I would start working immediately after the training, with a starting salary of at least [-] yuan a month. I thought this was good, but they asked me to sign a training contract.

You have to pay [-] yuan for training.

I silently posted a Weibo to expose this company.

Then I received another call, Xiao Ling's call.

14.

"Baby, do you miss me?"

"Ah."

"When are you coming to see me?"

"Didn't you just go back for a week?"

"But her estrus is coming soon, and the pheromones have been leaking a little recently, aren't you afraid that she will be marked by others?"

"???"

"Will you come and see me?"

"..."

Is my boyfriend totally crazy?What the hell is estrus?What the hell is pheromone?

So I searched for these names.

Baidu Encyclopedia:

Estrus: Refers to the period when an animal is in heat.That is, the period from when an animal begins to accept mating to when it refuses to mate.

Pheromones: Pheromones, also known as pheromones, are secreted by an individual and detected by other individuals of the same species through olfactory organs (such as accessory olfactory bulbs and vomeronasal organs), causing the latter to exhibit certain behaviors , substances that alter emotional, psychological or physiological mechanisms.It has a communication function.Almost all animals have evidence of the presence of pheromones.

so?my boyfriend?Actually an animal?

Should I really go back and see him, and take him to the Liujiao Pavilion to see a doctor by the way?