I'm a straight guy! [campus]

Fortunately, Lin Zhifei has always been rational. It only took a moment for him to remember the lyrics again, and his eyes moved elsewhere.

It stands to reason that Lin Zhifei, a rotten man, should act affectionately when encountering such a thing.

In fact, if this incident happened in a novel, then Lin Zhifei would definitely not be able to help but think that the school grass has been crooked and is interested in him.

But fiction is fiction, reality is reality, how can there be so many crooked male gods in reality?

It's like a sophomore in high school.There is a pair of handsome guys in Lin Zhifei's class next door, the relationship is so close that it is outrageous.Lin Zhifei, who was deeply involved in the rotten family, thought that there was definitely an affair between them, and he fell in love with this three-dimensional CP.

However, before the end of the second year of high school, the pair of handsome guys each found a girlfriend, and one of them even contradicted the dean for his girlfriend, and cruelly smashed Lin Zhifei's pornography to nothing.Since then, he has never fancied real people in his heart.

Lin Zhifei, who is extremely smart, quickly thought of the reason for the school grassroots move: I am a photographer, he is a cosplayer, of course he wants to make friends with me!

That's right, the more Lin Zhifei thought about it, the more he felt that his reasoning was reasonable.Isn't the first thing Gu Sen said to himself was "They said you are a photographer"?

Thinking of this, Lin Zhifei secretly took a step towards the teammate who smelled of garlic in his mouth.

The affectionate Gu Sen: "..."

After singing, Lin Zhifei returned to the old man in the yellow shirt, and Gu Sen also returned to his original place.Lin Zhifei continued to pretend to listen carefully to the old man's account of the war years, even though he couldn't understand a word, he still dedicatedly showed excitement, admiration, envy and other extremely positive expressions.

In the end, the old man even took the initiative to touch his hair, which gave Lin Zhifei a subtle sense of accomplishment.

More than 20 people performed the show and cleaned the nursing home, and the whole morning passed quickly.

After separating from the youth association staff, Lin Zhifei just returned to the dormitory and sat down, Zhao Yi raised his neck and asked him, "Zhifei, have you had lunch yet?"

Lin Zhifei shook his head.

"That's great. It's rare that there are four people in our dormitory today! Let's go to the next restaurant together!" Zhao Yi said.

Qian Er: "Yes, yes, you and Mingyao don't know what to do, you don't see anyone every day."

Lin Zhifei and Shen Mingyao, who were named, could not help but glance at each other.

Lin Zhifei: "I have no objection."

However, Shen Mingyao hesitated: "No, I have to go to the self-study room later..."

"I know you want to change your major, but what can you do if you don't study for a while?" Zhao Yi stood up and walked to Shen Mingyao's side: "When you go to the Academy of Letters and Sciences next year, we will have to separate. We will sleep together, why? Shall we get together for dinner, too?"

This reason is really hard to refuse, Shen Mingyao said: "That's fine."

Lin Zhifei has always been very curious about this Shen Mingyao who is sleeping with him, and he doesn't know what kind of chicken blood he has, every day|from five to twelve, he works so hard that it is unbelievable.

The four of them went to a fish shop outside the south gate of the school and asked for a small box.

"Order, that's all." Zhao Yi handed the order to the waiter.

"Okay, sir. Just a moment, please."

While waiting for the food, several people played with their mobile phones and chatted a few words from time to time.

"It's really boring." Qian Er suddenly put down his phone, turned his head to the left and said, "Hey, Zhao Yi, you have the best news. Does our school have school flowers?"

"School belle, there are, but there seem to be several of them." Zhao Yi touched his chin and said.

"many?"

"Well. Doesn't our school have a ranking list of goddesses, and the top few on it change from time to time."

"Who is there?"

"Let me think about it. Zhang Yiran, a junior in the Department of Foreign Languages, and Li Meng, a sophomore in the Department of Mathematics..." Zhao Yibai pointed with his fingers, "It seems that there is only one in the 17th grade, surnamed Ren, I forgot the name, but I didn’t make the top five either. Anyway, our class was miserable.”

"That's normal, freshman hasn't learned how to dress up yet." Qian Er analyzed.

"But in terms of the list of male gods, our freshman year is very impressive."

Lin Zhifei interjected, "The list of male gods? What is that?" He had heard that Gu Sen was at the top of that list.

Zhao Yi: "It's the same as the Goddess ranking list. In the confession wall, each student can only vote for one vote. It's quite convincing. Wait a minute, I'll show you."

Qian Er joked: "Tsk, it's hard to know that Fei is interested in this kind of topic, but why is he a male god? Did I know something?"

Lin Zhifei: "..."

He rolled his eyes, too lazy to answer such jokes.

"I found it!" Zhao Yi yelled, and he began to read on his phone: "No.1 is Gu Sen, No.2 is Xu Shaojun... There are ten male gods, and our level 17 accounts for four of them."

"Looking at the distribution of colleges, there are three colleges of science and technology... Hey, don't they all say programmers, why are there so many? Then there are... colleges of economics and management, there are two; the other five colleges have one each The words of our law school..."

Zhao Yi rolled his eyes up and down a few times, and finally spit out two words: "No."

Everyone: "..."

Qian Er said: "Actually, we know that Fei is handsome too." Then, Qian Er looked at Lin Zhifei, "But who told you not to participate in any activities, and you don't like to talk to people, except those from the same department? Probably no one knows about you."

Lin Zhifei: "..."

Zhao Yi rubbed his chin: "That's true. But to be honest, I really admire Gu Sen, who is the number one on the list. His communication skills are simply amazing. His number of votes on the list is also top notch."

Lin Zhifei remembered Gu Sen's performance at the meeting last Saturday, and couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth.

"What's your expression?" Zhao Yichong said dissatisfied, as if he had become Gu Sen's fanboy: "There is a super genius named An Ze in the School of Economics and Management, well, he is also on the list of male gods. But the ranking is relatively low , because he was so cold and cold that he didn't care about people at all. As a result, Gu Sen started the conversation with a few words when he was interviewed by the student union last time. I admired him so much at that time. I would never have done it if it was me .”

Zhao Yi is also well-known in the eloquent group of the law school for his ability to deal with people. It is quite rare to be evaluated by him like this.

"Anze?" Lin Zhifei muttered, "I seem to have heard of this name somewhere."

Zhao Yi: "At the freshmen meeting, he was speaking on stage as a freshman representative. I heard that Yibi, who is an academically talented person, doesn't take people seriously in a place like the School of Economics and Management."

"Isn't it?" Qian Er lost his voice. The scores of the School of Economics and Management of T University are astonishingly high, and any student in it is either the provincial champion or the city champion.

Lin Zhifei was also shocked, but only for a moment.There are always some geniuses in this world, and the geniuses are beyond your imagination.

"I kind of want to go and watch this An Dashen." Lin Zhifei said, for example, to take a picture of how a schoolmaster reads in the library or something.

"As expected of the list of male gods, they are all 6. Hey, what about the second place? Who is Xu Shaojun?" Qian Er asked.

Before Zhao Yi could answer, Shen Mingyao, who had been silent all this time, suddenly interjected, "Well, in broad daylight, isn't it a bit weird for us four elders to gossip about male gods in such a box..."

Lin Zhifei: "..."

Zhao Yi and Qian Er: "..."

So stop there.

After dinner, the first thing Lin Zhifei did when he returned to the dormitory was to sort out the photos he took at the Youth Association in the morning-this has almost become an obsessive-compulsive disorder, he must sort out and edit the photos he took immediately. picture.

"Damn." Lin Zhifei's hand froze on the mouse.

"What's wrong?" Qian Er asked while playing chicken.

Lin Zhifei watched his computer screen switch between black and white for about 2 minutes, and the boot interface was long overdue.He quickly took out the hard drive from the drawer and made an emergency backup of all the photos stored on the computer, and he was relieved.

"The screen of my computer flickered just now, and it must have broken too fast." Lin Zhifei said.

"Brother, it's already 2017, you really can't ask too much for a notebook worth 3000 yuan." Qian Er said.

Lin Zhifei: "..." Even so, it's really hard to explain why something went wrong in less than three months.

He picked the photo of himself singing on stage, and the last group photo of everyone in the nursing home together.

"Paste, send!" Lin Zhifei pressed the Enter key neatly.

In less than a minute, Mother Lin called.

"Zhifei, did you go to a charity event today?"

"Well, I didn't send you the photo." Lin Zhifei took out a box of pure milk from the box.

"How about it?"

"Hmm..." he thought while biting the milk hose, "I'm glad I can help those old people."

"That's right," Mother Lin hurriedly took the opportunity to teach, "So you should take part in more activities like this."

"I know, I know."

"There are so many people going with you to help the elderly, how are you getting along with them? You have to force yourself to chat with people, do you hear me?"

Lin Zhifei, who didn't take the initiative to talk to any companions: "..."

"You need to make more friends with people. For example, look at the boy standing next to you. He is tall and handsome. He is not stage frightened on stage. He is very good at first sight."

"...Mom, I'll just hang up if I have nothing else to do." After speaking, Lin Zhifei pressed the "end" button expressionlessly.

In fact, he's always found it weird.

I am taciturn, which is one of my attributes, just like my appearance, height, and IQ, which are innate.After all, this attribute did not bring me much inconvenience. Why do so many people kindly persuade me again and again to change this attribute as a problem?